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Even though "awesomeguy" might be bad at some things? He's good at other things, such as writing prompt threads.


The person who posts after you tells the person who will post after them what to write about. In a sentence or image.

I'll start: a monkey.

It's as simple as that.

>> No.4289938

ONCE, THERE WAS A MONKEY WHO LIVED IN A VAST RICH LAND.

HE LIVED WITH OTHER MONKEYS, AND THEY ALL LEAD INDOLENT LIVES.

WHEN THE MONKEY WAS HUNGRY, HE AND HIS FRIENDS MADE WOODEN SPEARS, AND BOWS, AND ARROWS, AND SET OUT TO HUNT BOAR.

SOMETIMES, THEY COULD FIND ANY BOARS, SO THEY ATE BERRIES.

THE MONKEY NEVER GOT BORED, HE WAS ALWAYS ENTERTAINED SCARRING YOUNGSTERS, PLAYING DRUMS, OR FORNICATING HIS FELLOW FEMALES.

THE MONKEY TURNED FORTY YEARS OF AGE, BECOMING THE VILLAGE'S ELDER, AND REMAINED SO UNTIL HIS DEATH, TWO YEARS LATER.

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PROMPT: A MILLENNIAL WHO FREQUENTS /lit/.

>> No.4290024

>>4289938
Why am I the only one who feels like all the other millennials are mindless sheep to popular trends?
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The probability of it raining men.

>> No.4290033

>>4290024
"Hallellujah", she exclaimed. Her words suddenly turned into vivid, multicolored orbs of humanity. It was what she had feared all along about multiculturalism and its weight crushed her body but not her soul.
Prompt: The devil has a discussion with a fluorescent lamp, 60 watts.

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>>4290024

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WRITE A STORY, OR A NARRATIVE, NOT A SINGLE SENTENCE.

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>>4289938

heh

>> No.4290058

>>4289938
where's the conflict

>> No.4290060

>>4290039
Once there was a fuckstick millenial pants-on-head retard who posted on esoteric internet boards vaguely related to literature under the cunning title '« 零 »'. By providing everyone a clear representation through his own actions -- he was a master method actor -- of everything wrong with the world right now, he provided the early 21st century with its much desired morality tale. Sadly, he was also a flaming queer who sucked every rotton cock he could fish from the gutters of a septic stained back alley, and died of AIDS long before his message could be widely interpreted. His death was in vain.

>> No.4290070

>>4290033
You, I think, will drive the darkness and the fear from the world more perfectly than God ever could. You, I think, will pacify the stormy heart of the sons of man.
You, I think, will extinguish the light of the stars.
You, I think, will be a great ally.
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How do you think Tyler the Creator will die?

>> No.4290072

>>4290060
Its pretty hard to get aids just from sucking cocks. Sorry, but I literally am that pedantic.
captcha: received westyin

>> No.4290075

>>4290060
You forgot to mention that he was a Mexican obsessed with telling everyone that he was white.

>> No.4290080

>>4290072
Not if he had a cuts in his mouth. Which he totally had cus he once ate a razor blade for 10 dollars on the streets of Mogadishu.

>> No.4290084

>>4290080
Historical Revisionism. What is this, /pol/?

>> No.4290093

>>4290084
oh vey