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I'm writing a persuasive speech on why everyone should appreciate the genius and design of everyday objects and tools. Does anyone have any good ideas on what I could use as an attention grabbing introduction?

>> No.4288841

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

>> No.4288842

god that sounds incredibly dull

>> No.4288849

>>4288842
Really? I thought it would be quite interesting to do. I guess not. Do you have any ideas for what else I should write a persuasive speech on?

>> No.4288858

Smash the speaker's podium to pieces with a wrench and frying pan and then when you're all sweaty and your hands are bleeding pick up the microphone from its broken gnarled stand, slick your hair back, start to walk around the stage, and say "Today, I'm going to teach you how to see tools in a whole new light" while still catching your breath

>> No.4288865
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4288865

IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU NEED TO ELICIT THE READER'S ATTENTION, THE READER IS NOT WORTH YOUR EFFORT, AND YOUR WRITING IS NOT WORTH READING.

>> No.4288866

>>4288858
lolled

>> No.4288868

>>4288858
10/10

>> No.4288873

Do it if you want OP . Write about all the simplest shapes in our life, like the square, circle, sphere

>> No.4288959

Sounds like something I'd only read if it was a 1 page article on a magazine.

>> No.4288969

>>4288858
You are a visionary.

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>>4288858