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>tfw your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous

>> No.4278854

>tfw your uncle is a greedy demented burnout and is hiding your ring

>> No.4278859

>tfw your mom is hiding her buttplug because she caught you licking it once

>> No.4278869

>tfw you wear feminine underwear under your clothes and no one notices

>> No.4278874

>tfw you shot a man on a beach because it was hot out

>> No.4278902

>>4278874
>tfw no one understands you


>tfw 22222222 captcha

>> No.4278918

>>4278874
Well done.

>> No.4278922

>>4278869
Once I was staying in a 14 year old girl's room and I wore all her thongs and masturbated in them. I also yanked them deep in my ass. It was so hot.

>> No.4278930

>tfw Dumbledore dies

>> No.4278937

>>4278922
I'm not going to ask why a 14-year-old girl had thongs.

>> No.4278943

>>4278937
She has liberal parents.

>> No.4278980

>>4278937
I think he was in Australia and was wearing the girl's 'flip-flops' aka thongs.

>> No.4279313
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4279313

No post on Sundays, Hah~!

>> No.4279451

>>4278874
>tfw you shot a man in reno just to watch him die

>> No.4279713

>>4278937
Many girls who wear "yoga pants" or those tights that have become so popular lately wear thongs along with them. If you don't, the pants are so tight that you can see the border of their underwear.

>> No.4279721
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>tfw no one will tell you where the ducks go when the pond freezes

>> No.4279767

>>4279721
I wish I had a hat and scarf and sweater like that, I want to look like a big dumb dork so people leave me alone

>> No.4279769
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4279769

>tfw no discernible talent

>> No.4279797
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4279797

>>4279451
>tfw that whistle blows and rich folks smoking big cigars

>> No.4279813

>tfw you'd probably be a hufflepuff

>> No.4279838

>>4279767
you wouldn't look like a real dork
just a phony

>> No.4279907

>>4279838
a phony of what tho

and aren't phonies dorks