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4275454 No.4275454[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

ITT: You guesstimate the penis size of a writer (protip: women can't be writers).

10 and a quarter inches.

>> No.4275463
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4275463

13.5

>> No.4275474

protip: all writers have tiny cocks. that's why they write.

>> No.4275500

>>4275474
/thread

>> No.4275511

>>4275474
this explain why blacks are so bad writers. (they only write about ghetto and slavery)

>> No.4275513

>>4275511
Actually it's because they're stupid.

>> No.4275514

>>4275511
and why chinks are the best writers.

>> No.4275535

>>4275514
chicks are bad too, but not bad as blacks. (they almost only write about love, parties and sexism [sometimes they put out beautiful novels])

>> No.4275537

>>4275535
1/10
chinks are the best. cry more whitey

>> No.4275544

>>4275514
>>4275537

But chink lit sucks except for 75% of the chapters of the Dream of Red Chambers and maybe 10 of Lu Xun's stories. The rest is all completely soulless, like the Chinese people themselves.

>> No.4275545
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4275545

5 inches.

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4275543

>>4275535
>Diarrhea of the mouth

>> No.4275542

>>4275537
it's your opinion and i respect it, but i can't agree

>> No.4275550

>>4275543
a white fly

>> No.4275558

>>4275544
crackers have no soul. all they do is steal shit from niggers and then oppress them.

>> No.4275560

>>4275544
Completely agree

>> No.4275570

>>4275544
Completely agree

>> No.4275573

>>4275570
>>4275560
Completely disagree with your agree

>> No.4275589

>>4275573
congratulations, you have ruined our joke. >>4275570 >>4275560

>> No.4275597

>>4275589
>that
>a joke
lel. thanks for ruining my joke.

>> No.4275602

>>4275589
It wasn't a joke.

>> No.4275610

>>4275544

Pu Songling's stories are breddy awesome.

But the majority of Chinese literature is fairly soulless, sadly; I agree.

>> No.4275723

i like a lot of non-fiction by women, but can never find and decent fiction, closest thing is like harry potter.

>> No.4275729

>>4275511
>who is Mariama Bâ
>who is Ousmane Sembène
1 girl, 1 guy, both african.
Both better writers than half of the crap that people here read to sound smart.

>> No.4275740

>>4275589
do you even know what a joke is

>> No.4275759
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4275759

2 inches; erected :(

>> No.4275761

>>4275544
>But chink lit sucks except for 75% of the chapters of the Dream of Red Chambers and maybe 10 of Lu Xun's stories. The rest is all completely soulless, like the Chinese people themselves.
Did you read them in translation?

Chinese lit is hilarious, especially compared to the stuck-up ever-serious western stuff.

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>> No.4275932

impressed by the mods deleting my ironic racism
unimpressed by the mods not deleting this stupid thread

>> No.4275937

>>4275454
I bet Hemingway had a tiny little dick, that's why he was trying to be as manly as possible to compensate. That explains why his books are so full of feels. Also, the protagonist in The Sun Also Rises.

>> No.4275968

I imagine most were probably average. I mean, if I had a big dick, I probably wouldn't have even bothered to learn how to read.

>> No.4276169

>>4275968
>big dick
>can't read
In that case you'd be a nigger.

>> No.4276176

>>4275474
well dfw fucked a lot and i doubt someone with a mediocre dick would fuck that much

>> No.4276183
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4276183

11 INCHES

>> No.4276190

>>4275454

4.5 inches at best

>> No.4276194

>>4276176
ah, i too remember every story is a love story ruining my image of him.

>> No.4276256

Shakespeare 6.5
Could pass as average, but really it's small.
Shakespeare is a genius of course. His dick size according to me isn't bias. But I can picture his English 6.5'er quite vividly.