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4266705 No.4266705[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You fags wish you could be as cool as /b/

>> No.4266710
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no dick here at all

>> No.4266711

>>4266710
>assuming coitus between characters isn't a regular plot device

>> No.4266714

I take it day-long threads about Kafka and Camus don't appeal to you.

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check 'em faggots

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Best autobiographies by a faggot?

>> No.4266718

>>4266717
Yours.

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"fucking pigs can't drive" by Gay Nigger

>> No.4266723

>>4266717

Infinite Jest

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Al-Quaeda, and I’ve been involved in numerous attacks on American buildings, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in suicide bombing and I’m the top IED builder in the entire Taliban. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with my precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of Al-Quaeda operatives across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, infidel. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my scimitar. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Romanian state arms dealer and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t and now you’re paying the price you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>this thread

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>>4266725
420 rape it faggot

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>>4266726
Yes?

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bow down to the game

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fuck you /lit/ you pretentious little dick faggots don't know shit bout nothing, acting all cool and sit because you read shit tier books

>> No.4266733

MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS

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drink up niggers, toast to shitty philosophers and cunts!

>> No.4266740

>>4266733
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>>4266725
OMG you so CIS, I luv FuoKKKault

>> No.4266743

>>4266733
burn your dick you worthless fuck

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>>4266733

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I J from NH last week, and this is her truck.

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stop this shit you shitlords

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>>4266755
touch the moot dick

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Check out my lady peen you fuck faces

fbook . com/laurelai.bailey

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>>4266728
>>4266765
You can't post cock on /lit/.

>> No.4266787

>>4266724
but i can't even read klingon, what are u speak?

>> No.4266793

This thread is starting to get annoying, so I'm reporting it.

At least be creative if you're going to shitpost.

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>>4266785
stop me faggot

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>>4266793
dfsghfdjgfgk

>> No.4266813

Well then, now that that's all done.

Tell me /lit/, which work of David Foster Wallace do you find most entertaining?

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rape me I'm a faggot

>> No.4266815

>>4266813
A lot of people like Infinite Jest, but I kind of prefer A Long And Exceedingly Wordy And Thoughtful Account Of Rough Sex With Your Mom

>> No.4266817

>>4266815
I'm googling that second title you mentioned but I can't seem to find it anywhere. Do you know where I might be able to purchase or, better yet, read it?

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>>4266815
suck it

>> No.4266819

>>4266817
I'm not sure what bookstores are around you but I'm sure your mom would know, ask her about Sex With David Foster Wallace

everyone on /lit/ ask your moms about this topic

>> No.4266820

Is this what /b/ is these days? Piss-weak trolling attempts with "shocking" content like traps and furry porn? Really? That's the best you could do? I'm so glad I left that cancerous hell-hole.

>> No.4266823

>>4266819
I was separated by my mother at birth. I've lived with my grandparents ever since.

Also, I'm living near a Barnes and Noble. Nothing on their database about ALAEWATAORSWYM. Weird.

Got any other tips to help a fellow /lit/izen out?

>> No.4266826

>>4266820
Well, it is a den full of people who giggle themselves silly when somebody says 'kek'. And they do look at trap and other lowly pornographic material. So basically, people who browse /b are retarded faggots.

>> No.4266827

>>4266823
>by my mother
Oh my. I meant that I was seperated from my mother. Pardon the mistake, please.

>> No.4266829

>>4266826
I'll have you know the word 'kek' is downright hilarious. My friends at /s4- I mean [s4s] agree.

>> No.4266839

oh noes, is the big bad raid still going on?