So that novel you're writing, what's it about?

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Anonymous Sun Mar 14 07:04:24 2010 No.425990 [Reply] [Original]

So that novel you're writing, what's it about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 07:12:24 2010 No.426006 Any novel ABOUT something is just going to be shithouse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 07:14:24 2010 No.426010 It's about a guy who wants to write a novel but every time he sits down to write he just masturbates instead. The twist is that he's a terrible writer and masturbation was actually a better use of his time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 07:14:24 2010 No.426012 birth control

Guppy !!Stw5IKEjMqy Sun Mar 14 07:15:24 2010 No.426013

It is about a person that finds a huge bag of money in an abandoned field.
They use that money to start a small business and along the way the fuck over a whole bunch of people with no repercussions and in the end everything went better then expected.

I want to call it "Good things happen to bad people, there is no force to make them pay for their actions. So why not be an asshole?"
It is a working title

>>	Guppy !!Stw5IKEjMqy Sun Mar 14 07:15:24 2010 No.426014 File: 16 KB, 300x390, tweest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>426010

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 07:20:24 2010 No.426022

It's about an ex-con recently released from prison whose prison buddy died, but he won't admit that he's very sad about it. He's living in a small town working in a post office, and he spends most of his time watching for a little boy named Ricky for whom he has paternal/Santa-esque feelings.
He's convinced his mother is headless, has frequent conversations with silence and fetuses, and wears a woman's fur coat everywhere.
In other words, it has no plot at all, but things happen

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 07:20:24 2010 No.426023

its an autobiographical novel about someone who's writing an autobiographical novel and the protagonist is a total asshole who walks around being a dickhead, mostly. every time people talk about the character in my creative writing class its like a free identity-analysis.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 07:20:24 2010 No.426024

It's about a murderer, he's confessing all his crimes but doesn't give a specific date, just "last year", all over and over. The twist is that all the events he was telling were made in December 31, and he's telling it all in January 1st.

It's called New Year Steve

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 07:22:24 2010 No.426028 >>426024 Adorable title. Although it gives the twist away

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 07:24:24 2010 No.426031 >>426022 Fucking rofl! Gotta love the humour on /lit/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 07:33:24 2010 No.426043 my novel is a fictionalised recount of the bronte sisters lives, but it's set in an cold war inspired space-fantasy setting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 07:33:24 2010 No.426044 It's about a deaf girl trying to solve the mystery of who murdered her friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 07:57:24 2010 No.426063 >>426024 That sounds hopelessly uninteresting. You had better be an incredible writer of prose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 07:59:24 2010 No.426066 I can't tell! Some one will steal my idea!

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:00:24 2010 No.426069

Mark Twain piloted paddle boats down the Mississippi. He became well known for his prowess and was soon hired to teach the art in India. He taught there for several years until an unkown saboteur caused a horrific boiler explosion destroying the ship he was on and everyone thought him dead. He survived and using his contacts in the black market of India, he commissions a ship like no other. It is powered by a new energy source and can slip silently below the surface of the water. He abandons the name Mark Twain taking the moniker Captain Nemo and calls his new ship the Nautilus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:01:24 2010 No.426070 its about a canadian guy who is vacationing in the US and people are confused because theyve never heard of canada. he looks up canada on the internet to show them and cant find any references. it turns out that he IS canada.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:01:24 2010 No.426071 >>426069 don't forget the fact he goes forward in time to the star ship Enterprise and then back again

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:05:24 2010 No.426075

A photography student who strikes up a friendship with this batshit insane homeless guy he always sees and photographs. Turns out the guy has lead a pretty interesting life and is searching for something in the trash cans he rummages through each day.

In the end he gets set on fire by some 13 year old shitheads.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:10:24 2010 No.426086
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Okay mines about space vampires who are fleeing a great threat that has wiped out their species. they land on the earth and try to make a home for themselves. Set around 30,000BC during the ice age. focuses on one vampire in particular and her life from that point. basically an AU earth where space vampires have effected the growth of the human race.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:11:24 2010 No.426090

well, it's fantasy about that trio of friends who join the army because all that mafia, pregnant girls and banks are looking for them, they go on war, get heads fucked, help win it for their army and generally shit happens
at the end, they set off with army on a new frontier, where their head will be fucked up even more, and one of them will die, but then come back to live

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:14:24 2010 No.426093 File: 22 KB, 425x292, 1232197807940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's about a pretty, spikey haired teenager with a giant sword who saves the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:16:24 2010 No.426097 >>426075 Snape kills Dumbledore ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:21:24 2010 No.426109 Mines called Crime and Punishment and Zombies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:29:24 2010 No.426122 Some guy suffers a terrible accident and is disfigured. Botched reconstructive surgery leaves him looking exactly like Hitler. He now has to try and live a normal life looking like one of the world's greatest mass murderers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:31:24 2010 No.426126 A young couple who were interrupted while making out must find out the awful truth of who was phone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:32:24 2010 No.426127 the life of a alcoholic masochist going through the darkest part of his life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:32:24 2010 No.426128 >>426043 I'd probably read this one if it were real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:33:26 2010 No.426130 >>426127 Sup Bukowsky

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:34:24 2010 No.426132 >>426127 Sup Bukowski

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:35:24 2010 No.426134 The bleeding heart liberal daughter of a fascist republican president of the united states switch bodies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:37:24 2010 No.426137 Middle aged man dies. Meets spunky young girl in afterlife. They have adventures.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:39:24 2010 No.426139

It will be a collection of short stories.
Ranging from a rewrite of Little Red Riding Hood, to Sock Goblins.

I also have another one going in which a girl wakes up to a dog/dragon like creature in her backyard and she joins a team that gets rid of the creatures from normal people's everyday lives.

Not sure how good it will be, but we'll see I guess. =/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:41:24 2010 No.426145 File: 194 KB, 432x648, dobbs6x9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] two Subgenii who think they're running alien drugs for an Xist. turns out they've been shanghaied into taking over an 800-km long alien killing machine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:53:24 2010 No.426159 Some guy decides to pull a Batman and become a costumed crimefighter. He gets mercilessly pummeled by the first thugs he runs into and spends the rest of his days quadriplegic, wondering about what could have been.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 08:55:24 2010 No.426163 >>426013 I would read the shit out of this.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 09:25:24 2010 No.426207

It's set in an alternate victorian-esque setting. Young idealistic gentleman experiences with a special drug brought from "the colonies" by a friend.
While he is tripping balls, he stumbles upon an alternate plane which is actually the collective subconscious of the human race. There he meets "God", who is the sentient essence of humanity, "distilled" over eons of existence. It wants to kill itself because it's existence is only suffering. It recruits the aid of the young idealistic gentleman, after corrupting him (or showing him the truth, whichever you prefer. All I got atm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 09:36:24 2010 No.426219 a choose your own adventure sex novel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 09:41:24 2010 No.426231 Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 09:43:24 2010 No.426233 A young oracle is kidnapped in order to set into motion the events that lead to the death of a dangerously ambitious sorcerer. Sorry to be vague, but that's the only way to express it without droning on about the hows and whys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 09:44:24 2010 No.426235 My novel is about a group of dolphins living in a dolphin society. mankind killed themselves off long ago and the dolphins use cloning to bring them back to life to serve them fish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 09:44:24 2010 No.426236 File: 11 KB, 392x381, 1252088971330.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>426231 Not bad bro. Mine is about a group of brilliant businessmen and industrialists and their struggles of living in an increasingly socialistic America

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 09:45:24 2010 No.426237

It chronicles it the rise and fall of the Imperial Shin-Sakuradai Pigeon Flyers Club, Mullumbimby Chapter. A Japanese war bride tries to set up a pigeon racing guild in rural Australia, fails miserably in a lot of ways, and probably becomes an hero but I'm not 100% sure of the ending yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 09:47:24 2010 No.426241 A cop, a barmaid and a guitarist get involved with an astroturfing movement that's undermining support for the govermnent in preperation for a coup.

>>	Captain Indigo !aR10YHrTDg Sun Mar 14 09:59:24 2010 No.426262 >>426122 I love this idea, if written well it'd be brilliant.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 10:05:24 2010 No.426270

Humans live underground in huge subterranean cities.
Ruled indirectly deaf and blind computers.
All high level tasks are monitored by cyborgs.
Turns out the surface being uninhabitable is a lie.
Boy escapes to the surface with one of the deaf/blind AIs onboard a spaceship that was originally designed to help humanity find other planets to colonise (of course blackballed by the AIs).
Just gonna roll with it from there. Probably gonna have a 'witnesses the beauty of the earth and gives the rogue AI's the eyes and ears to do so' type ending.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 10:06:24 2010 No.426274 >>426270 Gurren lagann?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 12:05:24 2010 No.426568 I'm writing generic fantasy bullshit. Mostly because it gets me paid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 12:21:24 2010 No.426602 mines about a fanatic named Ahab chasing a white whale named Moby Dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 12:22:24 2010 No.426604 It's fap fiction.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 12:29:24 2010 No.426625

Cyberpunkish novel about 3 female spec ops who do espionage for mega corporations. One of them stole a disk(probably going to change) and the other two are going after her. There is something extra on the disk that the one who stole it knows nothing about.

Inspired by a short story I wrote in a creative writing class, the teacher asked me to see how far I could take it.

HAET MACHINE !DRiLLnvzgE Sun Mar 14 12:38:24 2010 No.426638

Two stories being told simultaneously, and they start and end with the same events.
As one man tries to escape a world he thinks is dying and in the process save the sanity of the woman he loves, a rich city falls into civil war as two different ideologies diverge as to how an invading force should be dealt with.

This onse-sentence summary cuts out a lot, of course, like the central theme of struggle vs complacency, the heavy deconstruction of fantasy i go into, and the argument that a work of fiction can only talk about itself and the author's viewpoint but say nothing about the real world, but keeping it to just one sentence, that's what it is.

Working title is Hammer Heart but a friend says that title sucks ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 12:39:24 2010 No.426642 >>426625 He just wants to masturbate to it.

>>	None !4A4P9buxy. Sun Mar 14 12:44:24 2010 No.426652 >>426638 >>426207 >>426122 >>426022 I hope you are all amazing writers, because I want to read these.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 12:45:24 2010 No.426655 >>426024 not bad mines call Daylight Savings Dan. He stole a pack of gum 2 hours ago...

>>	HAET MACHINE !DRiLLnvzgE Sun Mar 14 12:46:24 2010 No.426660 >>426652 i consider myself a good fucking writer the title will be changed, maybe once it's done, but the name I will publish under is Ferric Suarez

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 12:50:24 2010 No.426673 >>426122 He now has to try and live a normal life looking like one of the world's greatest mass murderers That's nice. It's a pity that if you take away the facial hair, most people couldn't pick Hitler out of a line-up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 12:53:24 2010 No.426681 >>426660 >convoluted idea >is also a tripfag Not a chance you're a bit conceited, is there?

>>	HAET MACHINE !DRiLLnvzgE Sun Mar 14 12:54:24 2010 No.426682 >>426673 yeah, first thing i thought of there's that shoop from /b/ where they took his mustache away, and he looks like any old german dude. could even pass for british

>>	HAET MACHINE !DRiLLnvzgE Sun Mar 14 12:55:24 2010 No.426687 >>426681 sorry im running a thread on a different board so my trip is "on". and the idea isn't as convoluted as it seems when condensed to one sentence. but you can go on being a dick if you want.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:00:24 2010 No.426697 >>426687 > but you can go on being a dick if you want. yes, thats what I will do. Conceited tripfagging moron.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:00:24 2010 No.426699 >>426687 Yes, I'm a dick for telling some random douchebag claiming he's a "really fucking good writer" that he may be conceited. Because you /are/ acting rather conceited, tripfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:01:24 2010 No.426701 >>426122 The best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:05:24 2010 No.426718 basically I ripped off the metamorphosis except this time the protagonist becomes a bear

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:08:24 2010 No.426728 File: 5 KB, 126x119, 1252170229162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>426718 WIN

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:14:24 2010 No.426736

My novel is about a young boy who has an imaginary friend in the shape of a mentally challenged man and over the course of a few years they have adventures together until the boys gets a bit old and decides that he is too old to have an imaginary friend and decides to end it. He starts to dissolve and he doesn't understand why that's happening. It turns out he was the imaginary friend all along.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:17:24 2010 No.426744 >>426736 WHATATWEEST

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:18:24 2010 No.426745 >>426736 You just ruined the ending!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:19:24 2010 No.426746 File: 300 KB, 430x364, kamina dog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>426718 >>426718 So he kicks ass instead of freaking people out?? FUCKYEAR

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:27:24 2010 No.426770 Ships that carry a cloning lab and frozen human sperm and eggs are launched to a distant star system. 500 years later they arrive and robots begin growing and teaching humans.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:29:24 2010 No.426777

Two childhood friends start a band that becomes wildly successful over night. They both find this overwhelming, ultimately leading one to kill himself and the other to become a druggie.

No intention of actually getting it published, just write it for fun.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:36:24 2010 No.426790
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A man who controls the world with his mind. For instance, he's walking along, and he sees this beautiful girl, and he thinks he'd like to see her naked, and so all her clothes fall off. Mmm. Yes. And she's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her knickers on, he's seen everything. He's seen it all. He'd do other stuff, like He's riding his bike in the park, and this policewoman says, "Oi! You can't ride your bike on the grass." And he goes, "Oh no?", and her uniform falls off, and she goes "Aaaah!", and she's trying to cover up, but he's seen everything anyway, and he gets on his bike and rides off. On the grass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:38:24 2010 No.426803 >>426790 that episode of Extras was AWESOME!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:38:24 2010 No.426804 I'm writing a sequel to my Portland based hit "The Dark Burn Darkly Burning". Seriously anon, whoever you are, thanks for giving me that idea, it payed for my new tv.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:38:24 2010 No.426805 >>426790 Hey ricky.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:38:24 2010 No.426808 >>426790 You just described my dream.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:39:24 2010 No.426813 >>426804 Is it about some misanthropic anon killing Hipsters? that was me then, I'll provide bank-account data shortly.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:39:24 2010 No.426815

It's about a kid in a post-apocalyptic fantasy setting. Many years after the actual incident. He and his tribe/clan are on this huge, continent sized desert, and must work all together if they want to collect the most basic human needs. The tribe are a bunch of geomancers (low level). They keep pyromancers as slaves, locked inside rock coffins, only letting them out to use for cooking and cleaning water. The plot is basically how the kid grows up to be an elder of his clan, and how even though every few years people think stuff is going to change, it doesn't. They do meet with a couple other people in the way, though, proving they're not alone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:40:24 2010 No.426822 >>426813 No, it was about a girl who doesn't want to fight the ndead, but fight them she must. With help from Dark Darken Dark that is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:41:24 2010 No.426824 A Hardy Boys/Little Rascals-esque tale of a band of boys and their wacky adventures except they are hitler youth

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:42:24 2010 No.426830 >>426824 Robot chicken did it

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:43:24 2010 No.426835

My story is about a young boy named Hash Potter. He want to be the greatest fightmon trainer ever so he leaves home with only his peakcho fightmon to claim his destiny. He must go to a special school though where his parents (who were murdered) went to themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:44:24 2010 No.426842 >>426770 Oh dear god I want to read this. Please have a link to part of your rough draft. PLEASE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:46:24 2010 No.426851 >>426830 AAWWW FUCK YOU BULLSHIT NO WAY

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:46:24 2010 No.426852 Girl who sells herself to a demon as per her family traditions. Shit goes bad, because since she hadn't had her first period (even though she's 17), her side of the contract is considered 'unfulfilled'. It all goes to hell, and everyone dies. The end.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:46:24 2010 No.426853 File: 155 KB, 550x795, grim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>426822 that reminds me of this <<<<<<

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:48:24 2010 No.426866 >>426770 Link now please you glorious bastard. :3

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:48:24 2010 No.426870

>>426842
hell no Im not writing it. what the fuck would they do when they get there? I mean you could have some kind of flash cloning where you have them be 18 really quickly with downloaded knowledge and show how socially awkward they would be since they have no life experiences. its more of a realistic device on star travel.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:51:24 2010 No.426886

>>426870
>So that novel you're writing, what's it about?
>Ships that carry a cloning lab and frozen human sperm and eggs are launched to a distant star system. 500 years later they arrive and robots begin growing and teaching humans.
>hell no Im not writing it.

YOU LIE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:53:24 2010 No.426894 Guy accidentally killes death, hopes no one finds out it was him.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:53:24 2010 No.426897

>>426886
well sorry. if anyone wants to take it, write it and give me 10% just email me a desuefg@yahoo.com here's some more ideas for it. built in compliance with a puritanical government is a standard when sending out these ships, but that part is corrupted in half the people grown leading to a conflict on the planet with no government or hierarchy of power.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:54:24 2010 No.426901 >>426830 Not really.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:55:24 2010 No.426904 >>426897 I am stealing the plot idea and giving you nothing good sir.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:55:24 2010 No.426905

>>426886
>>426870
there is a potential for great conflict here
once the human population gets sizeable enough, the robot caretakers start nannying them and controlling their every action. humans rebel and detroy their robot masters, now ready to live on their own terms and work for themselves. TWEEST: the robot oppression was an intentional stage by the robots who realized humans needed an enemy to define themselves against in order to grow up and become self-sufficient. the hero finds this out but must keep it secret in order to preserve the victory they won.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:57:24 2010 No.426910 File: 237 KB, 1833x845, space story idea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>426904 well fuck you too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:57:24 2010 No.426912 LOVE :3

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 13:59:24 2010 No.426917 >>426824 So basically the first half of Die Brücke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:01:24 2010 No.426929 >>426917 heh. never read that. will have to now

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:04:24 2010 No.426941 >>426910 You can't copyright a basic premise like that. When he writes the book, his execution of the idea will be what they consider important, not where he got the rough idea from.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:04:24 2010 No.426943 File: 19 KB, 449x336, umad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>426910

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:05:24 2010 No.426947 >>426941 Anyways I'll probably not get even 5 pages into it, it is doomed to never be published.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:05:24 2010 No.426948 >>426941 I guess you dont realize we're in america where people can be sued for the most retarded of reasons and win.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:06:24 2010 No.426954 >>426948 yeah, probably the guy who stole the premise is suing the guy who came up with it because it wasn't any good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:06:41 2010 No.426955 >>426948 >implying everyone on the internet is from amurica.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:07:24 2010 No.426956 >>426948 It's true, I help people do it. In Portland a few years ago some kid killed himself, the parents tried to sue another kid because he called the pussy who killed himself a "jackass" two weeks prior.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:09:24 2010 No.426972 >>426956 Ridiculous. The law system is in shambles. Better lawyer = LOLI'MNOTGUILTYGUIISE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:10:24 2010 No.426974 I tried to start writing a novel numerous times, but I am way too self-critical and always gave up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:11:24 2010 No.426981 >>426974 im just lazy and apathetic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:12:24 2010 No.426990 SO my story is baisicaly about lactopus being stolem from ZOO. It is say that it was Jack The Raipier. The English detective is on it. It is as tribute to Sherlog.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:12:24 2010 No.426991

>>426974
No good author is not self critical. I hate all my writing except for one, I find passable on the very lowest of good writing spectrum.

Being self critical means you can revise and edit it many times to make it the very best it can be. Don't give up man. :)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:13:24 2010 No.427002 >>426990 Lactopus, eh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:13:24 2010 No.427003 >>426852 What, does she have cancer, or something? How can she be 17 and not have her period?

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:13:24 2010 No.427005

>>426274

Yes, except they live in futuristic cities, drive cars instead of pigs, have no need to drill anywhere, aren't being persecuted by beastmen in giant robots, the lead doesn't have a big bro, there's no fanservice female character with big tits and after settling on the surface they won't have to fuck up the moon and fight the antispiral.

So yeah, it's sort of like TTGL but not.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:14:24 2010 No.427006

An espionage story set in the early '90s post-cold war period which is a vicious deconstruction of modern spy tropes and stories (i.e. the kind where the inevitable movie shakes the camera around during the fight scenes.)
Along the course of the story it becomes clear that the actions of the characters are causing the world to become significantly different from what really happened in our history.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:14:24 2010 No.427011 >>426991 I'm never critical of my work but that's because I know it's shit. I write because I enjoy writing, not because I'm good at it.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:17:24 2010 No.427021

The prophets from the bible were actually aliens in disguise explaining to humans about heaven and hell. Due to the low intelligence of humans of the time the message was misconstrued into heaven and hell being an afterlife. In the future we find out that heaven and hell are actually sectors of space. We live and exist in heaven while sectors filled with dark matter are hell which would drive men insane. Unfortunately the sectors of dark matter are getting closer to Earth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:19:24 2010 No.427033 >>427003 It's highly unusual, but it's possible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:20:24 2010 No.427037 GTFO Erich van Däniken!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:20:24 2010 No.427043 >>427021 That sounds really interesting. How many pages done so far? Link?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:21:24 2010 No.427046 >>426990 >Jack The Raipier

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:21:24 2010 No.427049 My book is about... a dud who wants to go shit. but he cant. so he try to hide it. but he shits his pants. but the shit is coming out. so he try to hide it to. but he cant do it in public. so he decides to take his pants off... (copyright)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:21:24 2010 No.427054 >>427043 im the guy with that growing humans when you get there idea. i just come up with ideas I dont actually write them. that takes too much effort.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:22:24 2010 No.427059 If you guys want some feedback, you can always submit something for the hunchbacks doing the ZWG. Email's zinewritersguild@gmail.com

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:23:24 2010 No.427063 >>427046 hmmm jack the ripper wasnt a doctor he was a master fencer who used a sword to cut open his victims...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:23:24 2010 No.427064 File: 51 KB, 344x276, octopus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>426990 > lactopus

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:24:24 2010 No.427070 >>427054 >Posting plot ideas in a what is the novel you're writing about thread >People want to read said novel >LOLIGOTNONE MAKE IT STOP ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:27:24 2010 No.427086 >>427059 >No one asks for critique >Advertise your bullshit anyway

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:28:24 2010 No.427091 The famous grave robbers burke and hare stole bodies so dr knox could create an army of the undead to take over england.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:30:24 2010 No.427113 >>427049 There is book about it somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:32:24 2010 No.427124 Alternate history. The native americans advanced quicker than the rest of the world. They invade Europe in the 12th century with primitive matchlock rifles and cannons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:34:24 2010 No.427135 Mines about Jack the Stripper. An victorian serial killer who kills fat hairy men who shove money into his thong even though its a no touching club.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:34:24 2010 No.427136 A guy falls down stairs for 350 pages.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:34:24 2010 No.427137 >>427136 i lold

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:35:24 2010 No.427141 >>427136 he falls down to the last of the stairs and into an elevator going up. that way you can have a sequel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:38:24 2010 No.427155 >>427135 You thieving bastard. Mine is about Strip the Cripple. Elizabethan era rapist, who got his dick cut, but still desires for rape. So he makes a obscure rape-torture machines and get famous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:42:24 2010 No.427174 about the devil and his brother

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:42:24 2010 No.427175

>>427155

jack the strip here.

Yours is a bit better. Doeshe stil have the penis in his possesion? I like the idea of the torture rape machine.
BUT

If he still had his own penis preserved (as if in a box or something) and used that as some sort of fleshy didldo for raping. Think of the possibility.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:43:24 2010 No.427180
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well, without giving too much away it's a non-tolkien based fantasy which takes place on earth hundreds of years after the apocalypse (which was caused neither by nukes, virus, or divine intervention)

I don't expect to finish the setting for another 5 years. pic, somewhat related.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:43:24 2010 No.427184

It's 1933 and FDR has decided that the United States must purge the last of the native americans and sets up death camps to enact the genocide. Adolph Hitler, being the staunch humanitarian that he is, cannot abide by such an evil decision and recruits Japan in stopping such evil.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:43:24 2010 No.427189 it's about this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:45:24 2010 No.427199 File: 13 KB, 386x330, 1234770696979.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks for all the ideas, guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:46:24 2010 No.427202 Nikola Teslas body is dying and he creates a machine to allow his soul to live on within the power grid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:47:24 2010 No.427207 >>427175 No his penor was eaten by Elizabeth as punishment. Elizabeth had some nasty shit teeth in that time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:48:24 2010 No.427212 >>427202 Nik Tesla is watching you fap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:49:24 2010 No.427216 What if vampires lived among us? What if they didn't stalk people by night, but could go out into daylight and they would just sorta sparkle?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:52:24 2010 No.427236 let's call it.....sky light, or new sun?

I am the toe that killed Bob Marley !rhyJfmRZHk Sun Mar 14 14:55:24 2010 No.427252

due to widespread venereal diseases, people feel unsafe knowing who and who doesn't have a STI

while this may mean disaster for most of the population, for the few basement-dwelling, socially inept, virgins it means they are now the most desirable men on the planet

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:55:24 2010 No.427253 >>427199 like you have the skills to write any of these

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:56:24 2010 No.427257 >>427252 And all the condom factories have been destroyed?

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 14:58:24 2010 No.427268

The zombies finally came to life and caused havoc, but we managed to deal with them and life goes on. People know what signs to look for and are constantly on alert. If you're bitten or simply die, you become a zombie. If they see a zombie they all carry side arms and can take them down. But the zombies are evolving. They are decaying slower allowing them to appear much more human. They can get closer than before allowing them a better opportunity to make the kill. Eventually they learn that timing is everything and willing to put off killing if it means being able to attack while in an enclosed space.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:01:24 2010 No.427287

>>427252
reminds me of a bloom county comic where opus goes up to a woman saying "excuse me, " and the woman wants to know his entire dating history and sexual activity in the last 5 years. opus tells her he hasnt had sex in 5 years explaining that he's a bit of a prude and all the woman flock to him saying theyre into prudes. opus breaks the fourth wall explaining that this is a lot of effort for directions to the bathroom.
btw for the younger crowd this was in the mid 80s when AIDS was first making the news.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:04:24 2010 No.427300 A socially awkward university lab tech falls in love with a graduate student who is engaged to another man. He admires her from afar until one day when he strangles her and stuffs her into a recess in the wall.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:04:24 2010 No.427301 >>427252 That would be pretty cool, they'd be able to have all the sex they want, but unless they were careful, before long they'd catch a disease from someone they fucked, and they're back to square zero.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:06:24 2010 No.427308 >>427301 It looks like you've taken sex-ed.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:07:24 2010 No.427311

i have a short screenplay about a dude driving around and talking to a camera, pulling over to pump gas, and just driving around a city.

the twist is that it's 200 million years into the future, humanity is in a short of technological/social/political stasis, and the dude just pumped oil created by the remains of his direct ancestors to fuel his car.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:13:24 2010 No.427333 >>426770 This already exists in Manga form. Usually gets posted in the BAAAWWWW threads because the robot protagonist is basically a child.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:15:24 2010 No.427347

My short story is about a normal looking guy. White, brown hair, blue jeans, black shirt just sitting in a chair surfing the web and making comments on an anonymous board. He'll type something in and then reply to the comment telling them they're wrong and pointing out their fallacies. He is acting the part of the troll attempting to get others to comment and cause a ruckus. It turns out that he is not a troll, he just doesn't know that he typed the first comment. He is suffering from schizophrenia.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:16:24 2010 No.427349 >>427333 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:18:24 2010 No.427352 >>427347 That's just stupid. Or did I type this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:19:24 2010 No.427359 File: 225 KB, 807x1200, hotel_001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>427349 It's called HOTEL.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:20:24 2010 No.427362 >>427347 wow, that is retarded. If he's able to point out the fallacies in the response, he would have noticed them while typing the original. Also, that's not how schizophrenia works. You are a failure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:22:24 2010 No.427370 >>427362 Medicated fnord schizophrenic

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:22:24 2010 No.427371 >>427359 is this a web published manga? do you have an address?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:22:24 2010 No.427372 File: 327 KB, 807x1200, hotel_002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:24:24 2010 No.427376 File: 225 KB, 807x1200, hotel_003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>427371 Nope, just got it saved from a previous thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:25:24 2010 No.427381 File: 84 KB, 700x474, sonichu copyright me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my book is about the horror of the mundane, the superficiality of vision, American obsession with happiness, and the ravages of time and the impermanence of memory.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:25:24 2010 No.427383 File: 270 KB, 807x1200, hotel_004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:27:24 2010 No.427388
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Kafkaesque, and no I'm not sharing the whole plot. In the wake a bloody revolution, a member of the former secret police struggles to hide his identity and escape the country. Corruption and mob-violence runs rampant, and all is not what it seems.

Weimar-era german with panache

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:35:24 2010 No.427411 Wow, just read hotel. very moving.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:36:24 2010 No.427418 File: 235 KB, 807x1200, hotel_007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] aaaaaand I can't be fucked uploading any more. Here's a link: http://www.mangafox.com/manga/hotel/v01/c001/

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:40:24 2010 No.427432

this guy is pissed off with his life. Guy cruises around califronia in a mustang. Guy picks up some teenager type girl. They crash in Hollywood and smoke up some weed. He learns that his youth is gone. Decides to kill himself. Bitch thinks h loves him. Guy diches the ho and goes to the desert. Guy turns the fuck around and they drive off into the sunset together. They know the world will hate them together. They lover each other and they don't care.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:40:24 2010 No.427434

A double agent fighting for the freedom of the common man is working within the political arm of the enemy during a great war. The enemy has defeated the allies of the agent, allowing them to dispense great misery amongst the people. Theirs is a fascist government, suppressing the freedom of all while they are corrupt and power hungry. The agent cannot reveal which side he was truly on so he must remain a cog in the machine. Through the years he is forced upward where to maintain his cover he must willingly betray all the ideals he has held dear. He eventually becomes to top party member and his road to damnation drives him to kill himself on his inauguration day.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:44:24 2010 No.427454

A soon to be college graduate is unsure what to do with his future. He begins an affair with the girl next door's mother but discovers that he is in fact in love with the girl next door. She thinks he's a tool for sleeping with her mom. He follows her to Berkeley but she finds out and tries to elope with some hipster grad student. After a long night of frantic driving, our hero enters the church and prevents the wedding at the last minute. They ride off in a bus together, thinking, "Oh shit."

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:47:24 2010 No.427476

In the future, people just exist. They do not think for themselves because it is easier to have others think for them. They are pampered by simple robots and are presented with entertainment every waking moment. One day a random person receives a message telling him that he needs to free himself from what humanity has become. He explains all the potential that humanity had in the past and they can be great again. The messenger tells the man that he has no more time left, that the agents of the state are coming for him and that it is up to the man to save humanity. The man goes back to watching the news where a small news story informs the public that a malfunctioning was spreading lies and to pay no attention to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:48:24 2010 No.427481 >>427454 >>427432 samefag who couldnt write his way out of a paper bag.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:49:24 2010 No.427486

Osama Bin Laden is a time traveller. 9/11 was his plan to avert a severe disaster by killing an influential politician who in his timeline caused WW3, the politician survives the attack and actually becomes more popular for his brave portrayal during the crisis and makes a successful bid for the presidency.
In Afghanistan a Mossad operative is taken hostage by al-Queda and is eventually convinced/brainwashed by Osama to assassinate the president using his special forces training. He assassinates the president, the white house try to cover up the identity of the rebel Mossad agent to avert troubles with Israel but it is leaked that the assassin was a Jew of European descent causing a huge backlash against the Jewish community culminating in a rise of extreme white power/anti semitic power in government.
forward 20 years the jewish population is decimated by a holocaust enacted by the government, using the same technology that Bin-Laden used to try and avert world war 3 one Jewish man is going to try and save his people by killing an ancestor of the Mossad agent ensuring he will never be born. The name of this man: Adolph Hitler, his destination: Germany 1919.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:50:24 2010 No.427497 >>427454 >>427481 Or someone who's seen The Graduate...

>>	m'bad !7uNfeaoW26 Sun Mar 14 15:52:24 2010 No.427501 >>427481 How does one write his way out of a paper bag?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:53:24 2010 No.427503 Copypasta of Ayn Rand but with lesbian communism

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 15:55:24 2010 No.427510

>>427481
>>427501

A middle-aged man wakes up only to discover that everything is dark. He stretches out his fingers and realizes he has been enclosed in a paper bag. He feels for the opening but it is stapled shut (he can only assume with huge staples).

Not sure where to go from here though...

>>	Guppy !!Stw5IKEjMqy Sun Mar 14 15:55:24 2010 No.427511 >>427501 well if you are a very good writer your pen or pencil will puncture the bag and you will be able to get out. Obviously.

>>	m'bad !7uNfeaoW26 Sun Mar 14 15:57:24 2010 No.427517 File: 333 KB, 996x857, hotwire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>427510 Bravo, my good sir, bravo. To you, I award a useful tidbit of information.

>>	CaptainObvious !!nC7nb12i0lr Sun Mar 14 16:08:24 2010 No.427593 Man deals with mythological creatures that represent all of his addictions and finally after the last is killed and there's no more to kill, he dies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 16:12:24 2010 No.427618 Not a novel, but a short story about a bio-machine created from human DNA who deep down still has some of the human spirit within, even though it was designed to be less than human. Ends in a double murder.

I am the toe that killed Bob Marley !rhyJfmRZHk Sun Mar 14 17:11:24 2010 No.427783

I am also working on a story in which patrick swayze (before his 'death') becomes aware of an impending disaster and goes into a time machine to prevent it but becomes unstuck in time, meanwhile back home, he is assumed dead. The story follows Patrick Swayze jumping backwards and forwards through time, meeting historical figures, pop culture icons while the scientists who create the machine try to track him

it is called 'Which Swayze Going?'

>>	Guppy !!Stw5IKEjMqy Sun Mar 14 17:15:24 2010 No.427795 >>427783 I cringed in real life. good job

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 17:17:24 2010 No.427804 its a horribly cliche coming of age novel about a girl who needs to decide what she wants to do with her life, but then she meets this boy who screws things up. think, anything sarah dessen ever wrote... and equally as bad.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 17:37:24 2010 No.427850

Man obsesses over the last days of his errant wife's life. While tracing her final hours across the California coast to the site of her fatal car accident, he eventually descends into a paranoid hallucination of creepy small towns, foreign colonization and slavery, constructing a world in which he can still save her. It's upbeat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 17:44:24 2010 No.427875 >>427434 herp derp mother night

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 17:44:24 2010 No.427877 Rich gay novelist who had an unrequited love for his bestfriends, falls in love with best friend's younger brother. :3

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 17:44:24 2010 No.427878 >>426270 >Turns out the surface being uninhabitable is a lie. ...isn't it always? I want to write a story about a subterranean civilisation where elders are right andthe surface actually is uninhabitable, just because I fucking hate that cliche.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 17:48:24 2010 No.427892 >>427878 or what about one where there IS no surface at all, the entire universe is just DIRT

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 17:50:24 2010 No.427906 >>427892 >no surface WAT

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 18:01:24 2010 No.427916 >>427877 So it's erotica, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 22:48:24 2010 No.428607 I would read most of these.

>>	m'bad !7uNfeaoW26 Sun Mar 14 22:51:24 2010 No.428624 /lit/: the only board on 4chan where any one topic is interesting enough to go for 14 hours.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 22:58:24 2010 No.428658 It's about a guy who burns down his house then meets a girl at a gaybar who decides they should pretend she's a prostitute in order to rob people at gunpoint.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 23:02:24 2010 No.428672 I only write proses/short stories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 23:04:24 2010 No.428677 >>428672 We appreciate your contribution this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 23:07:24 2010 No.428688 My novel is about the exploits of a typical STALKER, and how he plays a pivotal role in the government involvement in the Zone.

>>	User !!ns66oYRrCwr Sun Mar 14 23:14:24 2010 No.428718 Paradox where shit gets real and surreal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 23:25:24 2010 No.428762 There once as a little sausage named Baldrick. And he lived happily ever after. The End.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 23:25:24 2010 No.428763

It's a fantasy about a rich, friendly, successful, completely bland, boring guy who goes on a camping trip and gets lost. He winds up in a run-down theater full of vaudevillian performers, and discovers there's a curse on the building that stops anyone from leaving. The performers have been trapped there since the 1930s, and try to help the main character adjust to his new life as one of them. Shit happens, there are magical showdowns, and Our Hero learns important lessons and grows a personality.

Monoclancer, Wampus Cat is my Waifu !.EmqUW5J46 Sun Mar 14 23:27:24 2010 No.428773

Mine is about this guy who is turning into an incubus. His female friend tries to rape him, but he manages to stagger off into a forest where he's attacked by a homeless man. He's saved by a man named Pale Horse and, after his wounds are treated, it is this same man who invites him to join a guild of "population control" hunters of the paranormal. After that the story basically becomes Van Hellsing (2004 with Hugh Jackman) plus Harry Potter plus Left 4 Dead but with a lot of romance.

>>	Monoclancer, Wampus Cat is my Waifu !.EmqUW5J46 Sun Mar 14 23:30:24 2010 No.428786 >>428773 Plus the hulk.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 23:32:24 2010 No.428794

A sort of Tarzan/Jungle Book-esque adventure story about a Victorian gentleman on safari in Africa. He discovers a young wild girl living with a pack of hyenas, and attempts to befriend and civilize her. The natives think she is a witch, (in African folklore witches ride hyenas instead of broomsticks) and team up with a group of mercenary Great White Hunters to wipe out the hyenas. Lots of African mysticism, Victorian manliness, and a feral hyena girl stalking and mauling people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 23:33:24 2010 No.428805 >>428773 I'd read it.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 23:35:24 2010 No.428814

>>428773
So if the main character is an incubus, does he get sex powers? Like, somebody points a gun at his head and he's like
>>"Oh, you think I'm unarmed?"
And then he gets an erection at the speed of light and he jizzes and the sperm bullet goes through body armor and pierce the miscreant right through the heart and then the protagonist is like
>>"Oh, I knew it would COME to this"

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 23:39:24 2010 No.428831

A scientist invites a few select people to his laboratory orbiting Titan in order to reveal the most amazing discovery ever. The interstellar drive. The guest include a prominent journalist, an important politician who is head of the council who is in charge of funding the scientist's research, and the scientist's assistant, a former mafioso henchman. However before the scientist can exhibit his great discovery, he is murdered. The police are sent for and the C cop and S cop show up. They set about collecting clues in order to figure out who killed the scientist, but all three other people have reasonable motives for doing the deed. The politician is facing reelection and half his constituency want the scientist to succeed, the other half want the funding to be given to better projects. The journalist has written several articles which the scientist has proven to be almost outright lies, and the henchman was after the scientist's money. However in reality, the scientist faked his own death because he had failed to develop interstellar drive and wanted to save his reputation as the greatest scientist ever. So he colluded with the C cop to fake his death and plant evidence. However the C cop double crosses the scientist and actually kills him, taking the massive amount of money the scientist has hidden. The S cop finally figures out what happened after proving the innocence of the other three, and has a climatic confrontation with the C cop. The end of which results in a shootout where the S cop is wounded and the C cop is killed. THE END.

Anonymous Sun Mar 14 23:42:24 2010 No.428845

Gandhi is passing through Lambach, Austria in 1899. He meets a little boy that he soon befriends. Months pass and their friendship continues to grow, as Ghandi has moved in with the boy's family. Gandhi has very sexual feelings for the little boy, and when he can no longer suppress his feelings, he molested the little boy. The boy, not wanting to disappoint his friend, goes along with it for months. That is, until the boy's parents discover that Gandhi's friendship with the boy was more than just a friendship. Fast forward to 1933, where we follow the boy who is now a man. A man that you may recognize. He's Hitler!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 23:43:24 2010 No.428852 mind control

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 23:46:24 2010 No.428867 >>428845 Apply this picture >>426014

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 14 23:51:24 2010 No.428894 >>428845 WHAT A TWEEEEST

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 00:26:24 2010 No.429068 The movie Tron but set in the early 20th century and Flynn works in a nickelodeon amongst his stolen inventions.

Anonymous Mon Mar 15 00:50:24 2010 No.429170

The story of a young man working for a tug boat company that guides boats of immigrant to Ellis Island in the late 19th century. One in 20 boats is sent to Liberty Island where the immigrants are slaughtered and their blood fed to the Statue of Liberty which is actually a preserved demon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 00:56:24 2010 No.429200 It's about a girl narrating how she broke up with his boyfriend and the pathetic letters he wrote to try to win her back while she goes on with her life. Until the last letter gets a little too creepy. It's called "Gerald's Lot"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 01:00:24 2010 No.429218 Guy in love wakes up to see a doppelganger of himself in his kitchen. Doppelganger says he's here to cure the man of his lovesickness, with a gun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 01:44:24 2010 No.429427 bump

>>	Guppy !!Stw5IKEjMqy Mon Mar 15 01:45:24 2010 No.429440 >>429218 is the gun a metaphor for the dopplegangers penis? And then they masturbate together? I'd read it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 01:46:24 2010 No.429445 >>429427 I was wondering why this thread was still active, but then I noticed the 44 minute gap between bumps.

Anonymous Mon Mar 15 02:40:24 2010 No.429635

I have a story that develops in three books.
first one is the adventures of three mischievous children who want to find a meaning for their empty lives, living in a giant desert continent where all the small oasis villages are far away one from the another and only coast cities are huge. On the way they learn about some dark things happening in a far away continent, but they are not really scared about that. The events finally led them to a huge cost city where they end their adventures abruptly when their small and comical missions become a little bit serious. Obviously a children's book.
The second is a more action packed book about a group of old people who, upon learning that this continent will be soon overunned by necromancers and their troops, assemble a last stand against them in a port while they gather eminent people and run away to another continent. This book will be for preadolescents.
The third one is about how the two groups gather together, the children are young adults now and the newly stablished necromancer empire on the other continent is ready to launch a massive invasion. The style of this one will be a little bit heavier but I still think it will be for pre adolescents.
I have this project since ever but I'm stuck in the middle of the first book and just draft for the second.
Opinions?
Oh, btw, it's in another language, so don't bother to point the fact that my vocabulary is poor to write a book. That's the case in english, but not in my mother language.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 11:15:24 2010 No.430736 My story is about a normal /b/tard who is contacted by the CIA. Terrorist are going to launch an attack in a highly populated area and they need the /b/tard to goad them into attacking a false target. I call it "Trolling Thunder".

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 11:21:24 2010 No.430750 >>429635 Planning for trilogies is a dangerous thing. You need to be succesful with your first book to make the second enticing. It's good to prepare the plot for another book, but aside from that, you should strive to make a complete story in a book.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 11:28:24 2010 No.430768 it's about a small town that's a happiness black hole also it's a short story collection also its not real

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 11:30:24 2010 No.430774 >>430768 Are you sure its not real? I always get very depressed in small towns because the people will be born, live and die there without ever doing anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 11:34:24 2010 No.430780 >>430774 i meant that its just a concept i've been booting around my head. Already written two, you know. And there would be other themes. It's essentially the worst place in NA to live, except with no killing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 11:36:24 2010 No.430781 It's about my dick

Anonymous Mon Mar 15 11:50:24 2010 No.430808

>>430781
I see you're stealing elements from my story. My story is about an asteroid that is heading towards earth and the team that was supposed to land on it and blow it up with a nuke has failed so its come down to me swinging my dick at it like a baseball bat to knock it away.

Anonymous Mon Mar 15 11:56:24 2010 No.430811

it's an episodic series of short stories in which a little girl has mundane but ultimately horrible things happen to her over and over. every moment of possible redemption only exists to make the reader think that something finally good will happen to this character, but then I take it away just as quickly.

she finally gets a boyfriend? it's just a prank organised by the bitches who bully her. she makes a friend of a stranger? he's on his way to commit suicide. etc. etc.

Anonymous Mon Mar 15 12:00:24 2010 No.430820

My story is about a young boy who was born with a birth defect. He was born without a whole oral cavity (mouth, teeth, tongue, etc). He must get all his nutrients through an IV. By the time he is ten he realizes how much he is missing out on things and this is shown when he goes to a birthday party and the kids are excited and enjoying some really good ice cream. He excuses himself for a moment an stealing a kitchen knife he goes off to the bathroom to cute open his face where the mouth would be so he could enjoy the dessert as well. I call it "I Have No Mouth and I Must Ice Cream".

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 12:01:24 2010 No.430823 mine's about a no-nonsense family man cop and one day his partner is killed by a gangster. The policeman is assigned a partner and guess what - his partner is a black guy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 12:11:24 2010 No.430836 it's about a nomad in a postapocalyptic america who walks around, fucks bitches and kills dudes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 12:12:24 2010 No.430839 Okay, guy with the robots cloning humans in a distant star system idea. I'm curious - have you been reading GURPS sourcebooks lately as well? 'cause I had the exact same idea that I got after reading some.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 12:13:24 2010 No.430842 >>430839 Sorry I dont read gurps (is that a roleplaying thing?)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 12:14:24 2010 No.430845 >>430820 Most of the attempts at humor in this thread were pathetic /b/ shit, but that one made me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 12:14:24 2010 No.430846 >>430842 Yeah, it is. Where did you get the idea, out of curiosity?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 12:14:24 2010 No.430847 >>430811 And then it turns out she has magic powers, and ends up subconsciously killing everyone around her, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 12:18:24 2010 No.430855 >>430846 I think I just came up with it. At the time I figured it must have been done before since it is kind of obvious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 12:31:24 2010 No.430881 >>426090 this is my idea fucking comment on it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 12:36:24 2010 No.430888 >>430881 cocaine is a helluva drug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 12:38:24 2010 No.430891 >>430888 hwat thou speakest?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 12:43:24 2010 No.430905 >>430891 you are on some kind of drugs to think you have a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 12:46:24 2010 No.430913 >>430905 so what should i put in to improve it?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 13:12:24 2010 No.430972 My story is about a pathetic loser who browses the internet one day but then commits suicide. I call it "My Life Story"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 13:14:24 2010 No.430975 >>430913 not write it seriously, it's not even coherent

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 13:19:24 2010 No.430990 >>430975 well, i guess i can use the same characters, world, technology, mythology, conlangs etc to just write better story

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 13:21:24 2010 No.430995 >>430975 also, it's not coherent becase I gave you only small amount of what I plan would be 2 tomes

Anonymous Mon Mar 15 13:27:24 2010 No.431011

It's about a couple that attempts to perform a murder-suicide, but after the husband shoots his wife in the head, he loses his nerve. He plans to hide the crime by saying she shot herself, but unfortunately for him, she survives. Now he is stuck with a mentally disabled and extremely pissed off wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 13:33:24 2010 No.431024 I'm going to write a novel about the Albatross in the OP's pic. Is it a Black Footed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 13:34:24 2010 No.431028 About 4 years worth of events in my life condensed into 1 or 2 months with a tweest at the end. I'm basically writing the book to be as sad as humanely fucking possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 13:35:24 2010 No.431032 >>431028 Is the tweeeest that it's your last thoughts as you swing from the ceiling by an extension lead?

Anonymous Mon Mar 15 13:35:24 2010 No.431034

>>430995
No, it's not coherent because you can't even string a sentence together. However, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that whatever your native tongue is, you can write at least marginally better in that language than whatever the fuck you were doing when you tried to take on English.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 13:48:24 2010 No.431067 >>431034 my teacher always said I can write very well, if that interests you and yes, I'm not native English speaker

Anonymous Mon Mar 15 14:53:24 2010 No.431306

3 summers ago I worked prodigiously on a novel which I'll finish someday.

It starts off with a boy in high school just emerging into the storm of adolescence. He has a vivid dream, more real than life, about being in a blissful, transcendent love relationship with his English teacher. When he wakes up, he becomes obsessed with his teacher, hoping to recapture the perfection which he only briefly dreamed. However, he is tortured because he realizes how impossible it is for a student to court his teacher - it is forbidden love, but he is no Romeo, and does not dare transgress his social limits. He determines to become as successful as possible so that one day he can show up at her door, an eligible and wildly successful bachelor, and they can reunite.

When he goes back to her many years later in his mid 20's, he is a successful something (haven't figured out that part yet), and his former teacher is smitten and agrees to go out with him. He courts her and they enter a relationship, and he thinks that his dreams and ideals have been fulfilled. The twist is that he suffers a grave disillusionment when he realizes that the reality of their relationship is nothing like the blissful dream he had so many years ago, and he abandons her just so he can pretend like he is still chasing her. It ends with the portrait of a man who would rather live in a world of illusions than the ugliness of reality.

Anonymous Mon Mar 15 15:09:24 2010 No.431360

>>431306
I kinda like the premise, but not the ending. I like the reality vs illusions thing, but I think the character's resolution within his illusions should express or mirror his desires/fantasies, which the ending doesn't do. From the info you provided, he was obsessed with his fantasies, not the fact that he couldn't have her. There has been no indication that he was in it for the chase itself. If he leaves her, then he needs to find a way to live in his fantasies. Your resolution directs attention away from the fantasies and puts it on the chase, which as a reader I've not received any indication that that's what he wants. From the info you've provided, it sounds like you're close, but that it might need some slight tweaking - but then, I haven't read it, so my criticisms could be invalid.

Anonymous Mon Mar 15 16:14:24 2010 No.431727

>>431360

Hmm, thanks for the thoughtful response. I think that the fantasy and the chase are one and the same. I am largely inspired by the Romantics like Gatsby, Frankenstein and Humbert of Lolita, whose lives are motivated by this chase of an impossible object. Unlike those characters, my protagonist actually achieves his goal, but realizes that he was never in love with her, just the idea of her, and the idea of chasing after something transcendent. Another possible ending I am toying around with is the idea that even though he experiences disillusionment, he realizes that even though real love is lesser than ideal love, it is also more genuine in a sense because it is physical love between two concrete entities, rather than the love of an abstraction or false ideal. A possible double twist might be that the character realizes his mistake in abandoning her, and returns to her having discovered the true value of love. Whether or not she will give him that second chance is something I think I will only know when I write up to that part. Anyway, thanks for the commentary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 16:18:24 2010 No.431753 File: 28 KB, 500x398, dispcis..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cocks, meth, vaginas, Carl's Jr., gay sex, ungay sex, sex, more cocks, sex, carpet, rent houses, tattoos,

Anonymous Mon Mar 15 16:27:24 2010 No.431819

I work as a journalist, well... I write restaurant reviews. They are opening a new thai restaurant near Silicon Valley and I plan to go there with my samoan lawyer and bring a lot of gadgets, we will break havoc and I will write about the decadence of the American dream from the point of view of technology.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 16:45:24 2010 No.431934 File: 23 KB, 280x400, blackadder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mine is called Edmund: A butler's tale. It's a hot roller-coaster of a novel crammed with sizzling gypsies and filthy sidekicks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 16:47:24 2010 No.431943 >>431934 I'm just kidding. THIS is what I attempted last year. http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/531585 Obviously I don't know wtf I am doing.

Anonymous Mon Mar 15 16:53:24 2010 No.431974

A US Marine stationed at Guantanamo Bay falls in love with an Al Quada detainee, but is already current engaged to a 12 year old Cuban boy. Promises are made and broken, wild passionate sex is had by all, but eventually the truth gets out and someone passionately throws themselves into the Atlantic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 15 17:15:24 2010 No.432099 A soda-pop mogul is trying to add another flavor to a soda that already has 23. The resulting mix causes him to change into a deranged madman. I'll call it "The Strange Case of Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb"

Anonymous Mon Mar 15 17:33:24 2010 No.432217

>>432099
"You want to add fruitcake to coca-cola with lemon, lime, cherry, vanilla, raspberry, cherry, black cherry, coffee, citrus fruits, orange, blood orange, bacon, tea, cookie, chocolate chip, ice cream, blueberry, strawberry, red berry, blackberry, pepsi, artificial sweeteners and sugar cane? You're a mad man!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 03:10:24 2010 No.435385 >>431934 +1

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 03:44:24 2010 No.435489 >>427783 I laughed pretty hard. Good job, sir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 19:54:24 2010 No.438083 WHICH SWAYZE GOING HAHAHA OH GOD I am pathetic

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 20:01:24 2010 No.438117 >>426815 if this anon is still around... i liked it :]

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue Mar 16 20:19:24 2010 No.438201
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>>425990

>So that novel you're writing, what's it about?

An Empire missing its leader. Headless, shambling under the control of several factions. The leaders plot against - and backstab - each other while maintaining an air of peaceful diplomacy. They are united only by the knowledge that the Empire would surely collapse should they declare open warfare on each other.
To make matters worse, a large prison colony has begun a revolt, even going so far as to claim portions of the Empire's capital for its own.
Interstellar raiders harry their trade ships, and raze their out-of-system colonies. Their attacks have stepped up in the recent years, sensing the weakness of their opponents.
Rival kingdoms of the stars challenge their dominion over planets. Some are subtle, using trade agreements and red tape to pin the Empire down. Others put their settlements under embargo, straining the economy of the planet.
The story is told from many viewpoints. Common folk, such as a rank-and-file soldier, an ordinary civilian, a new recruit, a factory worker, an asteroid miner, a frigate officer, or the members of a joint task force.
And the leaders vying for control over the Empire - the commanders of the Army, Navy, and Defense Corps, the CEOs of armament manufacturing and development companies, the Council of Ministers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 20:27:24 2010 No.438227 >>431819 this is win

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 21:24:24 2010 No.438480 ITT I steal all of your best ideas and publish before you. Suck it faggots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 21:30:24 2010 No.438513 >>426013 SO ITS THE OPPOSITE OF THAT DANNY BOYLE MOVIE? COOL STORY BRO

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 21:31:54 2010 No.438514 >>438201 >implying your plot isn't copied from the foundation trilogy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 21:32:24 2010 No.438525 >>431306 Are you writing about my life? How do you know me so well?

Anonymous Tue Mar 16 22:04:24 2010 No.438699

>>425990
>So that novel you're writing, what's it about?

Set in the not to distant future, a cop is called to a investigate a break-in/murder at a Scientific Institute that specializes in the storage and containment of human minds. Cryogenics has become a less desirable trait for people wishing to live forever, and the recent scientific advancements in Neurology and Computer engineering have allowed people the oppertunity to have their consciousness stored in USB like devices.

The cop spends his time through the novel hunting the killer, who is a whackjob crazy ex-scientist who kidnaps people and uploads multiple minds into the one brain.

Its gunna be sick

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 03:16:24 2010 No.439917 >>430820 >>430845 I concur. My eyes became teary, I laughed so much.

Anonymous Wed Mar 17 03:25:24 2010 No.439954

I really wish I could tell you, but I'm actually convinced that the premise of my story is so unique and original that someone might want to steal my ideas. I'm terrified of the thought that someone might publish a novel built around the same concept before me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 03:29:24 2010 No.439968 >>439954 Your post-apocalyptic space-erotica will be safe here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 03:37:24 2010 No.439973 Mine is about a soldier whose plane gets shot down over enemy territory, but somehow survives the crash and ends up befriending an enemy combatant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 03:55:24 2010 No.439998 >>438699 sounds kinda Ghost in the Shell-ish

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:19:24 2010 No.440080 >>439954 Worst case scenario is that someone does a better job writing it than you will.

Onos, the Battle King !1NfcrixV16 Wed Mar 17 04:22:24 2010 No.440091

Been tossing around this idea:

New priest gets sent to this church in a small town in Texas to replace the previous head priest, who died of a heart attack.

He finds out the church is being used at a major checkpoint in a cocaine smuggling ring, which is led by a hardcore atheist...who has bought off the local police force

The two combat each other and eventually develop mutual respect

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:25:24 2010 No.440099 >>428814 I know this was hours ago but hahahahahhaha also, I'd read that story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:34:24 2010 No.440122 >>440080 By all means, don't even try.

Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:36:24 2010 No.440130

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.

>>	Onos, the Battle King !1NfcrixV16 Wed Mar 17 04:40:24 2010 No.440139 >>440130 >Wow look at me, I'm so witty, quoting a mediocre television cartoon, I bet all of these faggots on this site are so jealous of me. Yeah, I'm so cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:41:24 2010 No.440149 File: 19 KB, 425x361, lebowski_jesus_held_back.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>440139 lol why u mad tho?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:43:24 2010 No.440153 >>440139 >hey all. i have down syndrome. fuck sarah palin. oh, and i'm a motherfucking retarded retard. i'm a monkey. i'm hella dumb and hella, hella fucking stupid. in fact, i'm a ginger with no soul. hah-hah. ginger has no soul. respect my authority!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:43:24 2010 No.440154 File: 5 KB, 250x250, 1262779528627.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>440139 >>440130

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:48:24 2010 No.440165 Corruption and Redemption.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:49:24 2010 No.440167 The final battle between good and slightly amoral.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:49:24 2010 No.440169 so there's this guy with a beard and people beat him and nail his hands and feet to wood. no gays marrying

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:51:24 2010 No.440176 Due to some sort of anomaly, time is getting slower and slower. But no one notices except one man - who quickly realises that it's not a natural occurrence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:53:24 2010 No.440181 >>440176 That's weird. Mine's about time getting faster and faster and everyone except one guy notices.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:55:24 2010 No.440191 >>426790 lol Extras is great and Stewart is awesome

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:57:24 2010 No.440194 >>440176 Time is relative.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:57:24 2010 No.440195 >>440194 Everything is relative. Hurrdurr.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:58:24 2010 No.440198 >>440194 And that's what's to be the lingering question in the novel. Does this unseen force make everybody else slower or does he just go faster?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 04:59:24 2010 No.440199 File: 200 KB, 490x700, 1268813712780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A girl is constipated for like four months. and then she realizes the only way to move her bowels again is to use a hose to connect her rectum to her mouth. pic related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 05:05:24 2010 No.440221 >>426010 ...If I ever make it as a writer, I'm going to do this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 05:06:24 2010 No.440225 It's about a guy who majors in Creative Writing only to discover he can't string two words together.

Anonymous Wed Mar 17 05:10:24 2010 No.440235

The 22th and 24th of December 2012 have passed now, and everybody thinks that they're in the clear. However, three days later, scientists have discovered an odd phenomenon which has the potential to end the world - and it's only a year away. Naturally, everybody's freaked out despite the government's attempts to prevent anarchy. It gets to the point where there are two societies - the elite and the slums.

The story begins as a man is exiled from the elite world and starts to live in the slums. But by getting accustomed to it, he eventually arises to become leader and moves against the elites.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 05:11:24 2010 No.440240 >>440235 Sorry, but that sounds... just terrible.

Anonymous Wed Mar 17 05:12:24 2010 No.440246

>>440235
Oh, I had forgotten to post one more thing.
The twist is that it was all a hoax (the initial discovery), but since the scientists were killed, when the truth is found way later on, it doesn't matter anyway since society as a whole has changed far much to ever get back to the way it was before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 05:13:24 2010 No.440250 >>440240 Thanks for your input.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 05:15:24 2010 No.440256 >>440250 Perhaps you can save it with elegant prose and devastating insight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 05:17:24 2010 No.440261 >>440256 Neither is my forte. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 05:17:24 2010 No.440262 OK, so... There's all these guys fighting over a really uncomfortable chair, while elsewhere Santa's helpers are tired of living on the North Pole and decide to kill every human on the planet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 05:19:24 2010 No.440274 >>440261 Maybe instead of having the two groups you can say that there are the civilized and the ferals and an exile from a martial law society ends up gathering support among the wild folk and leading a siege against the people that spurned him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 05:20:24 2010 No.440279 >>440274 Poor Mance Rayder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 05:22:24 2010 No.440286 >>440274 >>440279 Maybe you could stop talking about ASOIAF when I'm still reading A Game of Thrones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 17 05:26:24 2010 No.440291 >>440279 >>440286 What? I was just suggesting ideas for Anon. Did I steal and idea i haven't read?

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