/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.4258911]

/lit/ humor, or just /lit/ being /lit/.

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[Anonymous No.4258976]

What's with all the compilation threads on all boards recently

I realize there are a bunch of reddit newfriends migrating here but seriously it's killing the spontaneity of all boards.

Whenever something slightly funny happens now a bunch of newfucks treat it like an eipc may-may and immediately cap it and post it in the "best of" thread

I hope whoever made this thread gets cancer and that his relatives do so also

[Anonymous No.4258984]

>>4258976
that's pretty rude, I hope you will repent for these words

[Anonymous No.4258986]

>>4258984
I hope you go back to reddit

[Anonymous No.4258990]

>>4258986
But I've never been there
also it's rude to wish for someone to get cancer just because they happen to come from a certain website (and it's fortunate that I don't, I don't want my relatives to get cancer :()

[Anonymous No.4258993]

>>4258965
>4164 hours
>tf2
laughed internally

[Anonymous No.4258996]

>>4258990
upvoted

[Anonymous No.4258998]

>>4258990
I don't care if it's rude, this isn't a hugbox or an echo chamber, regardless of how hard you faggots are trying to change things around here.

[Anonymous No.4259000]

>>4258998
But why do you want me to get cancer? Why do you want my relatives to get cancer? They didn't do anything wrong.

[Anonymous No.4259013]

>>4259000
Because edginess aside I care little for your life, or the life of those who raised you to be such a leech on this community, and your death would therefore be of no significance to me.

/lit/ is a small community, as are most 4chan boards (inb4 sekrit club), and I immensely dislike those who come here (or there) and demand to have their finest threads posted for immediate consumption as if you're part of things.

[Anonymous No.4259017]

>>4259013
*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.4259019]

>>4259000
If you take everything literally, you're going to suffer.

[Anonymous No.4259025]

>>4259019
I'm sorry but this guy >>4259013 seems to be pretty serious. It frightens me to think that such people exist in real life and that they're such emotionless hollow shells of human beings inside without anyone knowing.

[Anonymous No.4259027]

>>4258965
>dark souls
>not a video game masterpiece
filthy casual, get gud. of course you arent going to midroll in havels

[Anonymous No.4259030]

>>4259025
>emotionless
>hollow

Cute. The only hollow person here is yourself, trying to fill whatever void is there at the centre of your being with the comedic output of a small literature-based community on japanese-themed imageboard.

Society as a whole is going to the dogs, and always has, because whatever it recognized as sincere and spontaneous is turned into something cliched and boring by imbeciles like yourself, who serve no purpose (i.e. in contributing to these threads, or developing yourself into someone inlligent/witty enough to write something worth of being capped) and spreading it like a peon whore

[Anonymous No.4259037]

>>4259027
>just like in a real fight, the easiest way to kill someone is to roll behind them and backstab them

[Anonymous No.4259036]

>>4259025
Apathy is a faze in life. taking every comment seriously, literally and personally is a problem which has major consequences on your life.
Note: you are being 'trolled'

[Anonymous No.4259038]

ironically this thread just turned into a perfect example of /lit/ being /lit/

[Anonymous No.4259042]

>>4259036
I browse 4chan regularly but never has anyone wished me to get cancer, let alone my relatives. Cancer is a pretty serious issue, I've seen good people die from it. I'm sad that you'd think I should get it, and I hope that's because you don't know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.4259044]

>>4259037
yea, they do really need to fix that. pvp is pretty one sided right now.

[Anonymous No.4259045]

>>4259038
/lit/ is almost always /lit/

[Anonymous No.4259049]

>>4259042
>browse 4chan regularly
>never has anyone wished me to get cancer
Confirmed for troll.

[Tao Lin No.4259050]

>>4259042
I hope your relatives suffered and that you will suffer to when yo inevitably succumb to the disease

[Anonymous No.4259056]

>>4259049
I'm sorry that no one has been as rude to me as people on this board.

>>4259050
Why would you wish people to suffer for posting on an anonymous imageboard?

[Anonymous No.4259064]

>>4259056
>arguing with people on the internet about how rude they are
can you please leave.

[Anonymous No.4259073]

>>4259064
It's not about rudeness. If you insulted me I would have been somewhat disgruntled but I'd understand. But this guy wished for me to get cancer. Not only me, but my relatives too. Why would he wish harm to come for my relatives who (I'm repeating myself) did nothing wrong? I mean, this thread was only one tiny incident in this guy's life, yet the amount of harm he summons on me seems to be disproportionate. I'm sure he or she will have forgotten this incident tomorrow, but if I get cancer I will think of him or her, even more so if one of my relatives (whom I care deeply about) does.

[Anonymous No.4259077]

>>4259056
You're not getting it are you?

It's not the posting in itself which makes you deserving of the severest form of bowel cancer, it's the fact that you and other brainless morons like yourself are going on /lit/, /mu/, /tv/ and other boards and creating daily "best of X" threads, the quality of which lures more morons here, wholly incapable of contributing anything worthy of being capped and saved for the future.

Anything which hints of being funny is then leeched onto by people such as yourself, then capped and reposted as if it was something hilarious.

You are causing the downfall of 4chan (inb4 implying it wasn't already a shithole, etc) and like everybody else causing the downfall of something sincere and actually interesting, you have no idea that you're doing so.

I hope you lose all photos you own of whoever in your family died of cancer, and that their face and voice fade from your mind while you are in your deathbed turning into even more of a hollow shell than you are currently.

[Anonymous No.4259083]

>>4259049
Come to think of it, nobody has ever told me to get cancer either that I can remember in the time I've been here either. I probably just forgot it or it was in a thread where I posted a response and then left though.

[Anonymous No.4259090]

>>4259077
>I hope you lose all photos you own of whoever in your family died of cancer, and that their face and voice fade from your mind while you are in your deathbed turning into even more of a hollow shell than you are currently.
Again with these frightening harm wishes. I am genuinely horrified by these thoughts you evoke in my mind. You could have told me to stop posting these kinds of threads if you disliked it; what's the point of making people die of cancer, alone and unhappy? What more will it bring? Is the sake of an anonymous imageboard worth people's lives?

[Anonymous No.4259092]

>>4259073
>But this guy wished for me to get cancer. Not only me, but my relatives too. Why would he wish harm to come for my relatives
and your constant posting is resolving the situation. you know what i hope you get cancer too

[Anonymous No.4259097]

>>4259092
You would wish someone to get cancer just because of something infuriating they posted on the internet? Aren't you getting a little upset?

[Anonymous No.4259098]

>>4259090
> Is the sake of an anonymous imageboard worth people's lives?

Sure it is.

Lurk more and you might feel the same.

[Anonymous No.4259102]

>>4259098
But I have lurked for years and I have never thought someone should die so 4chan could survive, and I'm sure Christopher Poole would think the same.

[Anonymous No.4259105]

>>4259102
You already are cancer. Go hang with your relatives, see if it catches on there.

[Anonymous No.4259108]

>>4259105
Wait, I am cancer? And you hope I get cancer? Does this make any sense or have I missed something?

[Anonymous No.4259112]

>>4259108
>>4259105
>>4259102
>>4259092

[Anonymous No.4259141]

>Goofus tries to write fiction from "what he knows"; instead writes fake revisionist non fiction short story about a manic pixie dream girl chick who talked to him once, imagines a hypothetical relationship with her and daydreams dialogues where he cuddles with her while discussing vinyls, Truffaut and philosophy.
>Gallant thinks fiction is for loserz: he only writes the one and only true form of art- opaque long essays dissecting the phenomenological epistemological foucaultomological postmodernwave continentalcore critical diatribitical works of assigned readings to Philosophy Majors. and then posting it on an internet forum.

kekekeke top limn kekekeke

[Anonymous No.4259145]

A mathematician, a physicist, a chemist, a biologist, a computer scientist, a philosopher, a liberal arts major and an engineer have been asked the following question: "Are all odd numbers prime?"

The mathematician says: "Trivial."
The physicist says: "Well 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, let's disregard 9 as an experimental error, 11 is prime, 13 is prime, well yes, they're all prime."
The chemist says: "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime... yes, they're all prime."
The biologist says: "3 is prime, 5 is prime so yes, they're all prime."
The computer scientist says: "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime..."
The philosopher says: "No because 2 is even and prime."
The liberal arts major says: "Math is tough! Would you like fries with that?"
The engineer says: "I love cocks."

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[Anonymous No.4259192]

>>4259189
All they have to do is make STEM more attractive

[Anonymous No.4259194]

>>4258998
Serious business

[Anonymous No.4259196]

Here I...am.

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[Anonymous No.4259231]

>>4259145
>>4259145
>The engineer says: "I love cocks."
Why did I laugh so hard?

[Anonymous No.4259241]

>>4259231
It's the feeling of letting out your pent up frustration at engineering majors for being incredible assholes.

[Adam Smith No.4259253]

>>4259037
If you get behind someone, who lacks proper martial arts training, it is likely that they have already lost a fight.

[Anonymous No.4259281]

>>4259204
> Post office
> Predictable
I, uh, what? Factotum is, Ham on Rye to a degree, but Post Office is really not.

[Anonymous No.4259286]

>>4259281
especially the part where he casually rapes a screaming lunatic.

[Anonymous No.4259285]

>>4259241
>It's the feeling of letting out your pent up frustration at engineering majors for licking incredible assholes.
Fix'd

[Anonymous No.4259292]

>>4259286
I saw him keeping a job for over a decade, getting a kid and becoming a succesful gambler from the first pages

[Anonymous No.4259296]

The DFW bit is funny actually.

[Anonymous No.4259322]

test

[Anonymous No.4259374]

/lit/ is one of the least funniest boards.

[Anonymous No.4259382]

THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE CONTAINS THE OPINION OF AN AMERICAN
PLEASE TAKE MOMENT TO PAUSE WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND GATHER FAMILY OR FRIENDS TO YOUR COMPUTER
YOU ARE ALSO ENCOURAGED TO USE THE 'PRINT SCREEN' FUNCTION ON YOUR KEYBOARD TO MAKE RECORD OF WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS

*** - NOW FOLLOWING IS THE OPINION OF AN AMERICAN - ***

>>4259374 (You)
I agree with this

***- THIS HAS BEEN THE OPINION OF AN AMERICAN - ***
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
YOU MAY NOW RESUME YOUR SCROLLING OR OTHER ACTIVITIES

[This question is worth 20 poin(...) No.4259392]

>>4259322

What is the average annual rainfall of the Amazonian basin, and what effect does this have on the local climate?

You have five minutes from this posting to post your answer.

[Anonymous No.4259398]

>>4258976
The reason is that normal people loathe and fear spontaneity, because they are too uneducated to take part in it, and its existence will lead to their being ousted as the frauds they surely are. As such, when they migrate to a new community, a process of codification of the community's interactions begins. In this way, the danger and "edginess" are removed, and the plebians are able to get down to the business of epic meme circle-jerking.

That's why this thread is cancer.

[Anonymous No.4259399]

>>4258911
What does n.d.g. means?

[Anonymous No.4259403]

>>4259392
The interaction of vegetation with the atmo
-
sphere takes place in what is called the surface layer.
For grasses and seasonal crops, this layer is bounded
by the solid earth and extends to about a few tens
of meters above ground level with the vegetation
occupying a meter or so in the lower end.
In the case of forest, one needs to consider an
additional layer under the canopy separate from
that above the canopy. In open forests, the com
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munications between processes under the canopy
and above the canopy is a continuous process of
exchanges performed by turbulent eddies. Aggre
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gation techniques are used such that area weighted
averages of bare soil, low vegetation and tree pro
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cesses are used to define biosphere-atmosphere
interactions. In a closed canopy forest like the
Amazon rainforest, communication between the
sub-canopy and above-canopy takes place through
intermittent bursts (Fitzjarrald and Moore, 1990,
Fitzjarrald et al 1990) of turbulence that affect
the composition and thermal structure under the
canopy as well as the evolution of the above-canopy
processes. The exchange between biosphere and
atmosphere involves heat, moisture, trace gases
and momentum fluctuations. Moisture exchange
is performed by direct evaporation of soil moisture,
evaporation of rain intercepted by the leaves and
through transpiration by the trees. One character
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istic of rain forest is maintaining evapotranspiration
throughout the year, with higher values during
drier months (Rocha et al 2004) due to more solar
radiation (less cloudiness) and a slightly drier atTERRÆ 3(1):46-53, 2008
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[Prison proctor No.4259408]

>>4259403
>17:26

You fail.

[Anonymous No.4259411]

>>4259408

[Anonymous No.4259495]

>>4258958
#rekt

[Anonymous No.4259570]

>>4258958
This post isn't from /lit/.

[Anonymous No.4259631]

>>4259045
>A is almost always A
ayn pls

[Anonymous No.4259651]

>>4258976
go to bed tao

[Anonymous No.4259884]

>>4259202
oh Rene

[Anonymous No.4259914]

>>4258959
Everything in this thread is awful but this.

[Anonymous No.4261100]

Uhuh.

[Anonymous No.4261323]

>>4258931
/lit/ at it's best