/lit/ - Literature

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[Anonymous No.4235395]

>>4235387
phuck of

[Anonymous No.4235400]

that picture is so tumblr it hurts

[Anonymous No.4235521]

>2 years ago
>final year of high school
>these two white spoiled white girls wearing gold, taking selifes non stop and usually discussing shit like americas next top model and dancing with the stars
>hear them mention it, didn't expect it since we never read CitR in our school
>god, don't you think holden is so fucking hot? i mean, i would totally be his friend and date him, i think we would understand each other like super good. like he is so misunderstood so i can relate.
>yeah gurl i will name my son holden lol but seriously
>i just sit and stare as they change the topic to how fucking hot is that guy in the football team and about some rihanna video

I always thought citr was for teenage girls but fuck.

[Anonymous No.4235577]

>5 years ago
>final year of middle school
>these two long-haired smelly white guys wearing glasses, taking verbal abuse non stop and usually discussing shit like fedora quarterly magazine and neon genesis evangelion
>hear them mention it, didn't expect it since we never read GoT in our school
>god, don't you think Daenerys is such a fucking whore? i mean, i would totally rape her to death and steal her place in the line of succession to the throne, i think that would be a good way to solve the problem of her boring POV chapters, like there aren't even any epic badasses in those chapters and I just can't relate to a stupid woman.
>yeah dude i will name my son hodor lol but seriously
>i just sit and stare as they change topic to exp mining strategies in world of warcraft and some greasy metal band who scream about swamps and rotting dicks

i always though GoT was for pubescent neckbeards but fuck.

[Anonymous No.4235600]

I was two years ahead of this scene. I only saw the massive tumblr/internet culture generation two grades behind me in high school... on one hand I'm glad but on the other I really think I would have fit in more if I'd been with them. Everyone was an extremely socially partier or whatever and I was not

[Anonymous No.4235605]

Holden Caulfield is rolling in his grave.

[Anonymous No.4235768]

>>4235577
wow
such buttmad

[Anonymous No.4236703]

>>4235605
i love this/

[Anonymous No.4236706]

>>4236703
but im so drunk omg

[Anonymous No.4236765]

>>4236703
Reported for sub-par post quality.

[Anonymous No.4236792]

>>4236765
reported for announcing your report
don't bother reporting me on the same account. already reported myself

[Anonymous No.4236839]

>>4235521
THE IRONY IS SO IMMENSE IT WILL KILL ME.

[Anonymous No.4236860]

>1 year ago
>final year of kindergarten
>hear these two white transgender existentialists eating paint, throwing sand non-stop and usually discussing shit like the hungry caterpillar
>hear them mention it, didn't expect it since we never read 'The Gay Science' in our school
>god, don't you think Kierkegaard is so fucking smart? i mean, i would totally denounce the church and kiss him, i think we would understand each other like super good. like he is so misread so i can relate.
>yeah dude i will name my son ubermensch lol but seriously
>i just sit and stare as they change topic to good local cafes to grab a coffee and about some sartre novel

[Anonymous No.4237046]

>2327 years ago
>final year of Platonic academy
>these two spoiled eromenoi, all naked and oiled up, usually discussing shit like tethrippa and gay sex
>hear them mention it, didn't expect it since we never read Oidipous Turannos in our school
>zeus, don't you think oidipous is so hot? i mean, i would totally be his friend and date him, i think we woud understand each other like super good. like he is so tragic i can relate.
>yeah boi i will name my son sophocles lol but seriously
>i just sit and stare as they change the topic to how fucking hot is that penthathlete is and about some satyr play

I always thought Sophocles was for teenage boys but fuck.

[Anonymous No.4237101]

>>4235521
>>4235577
>>4236860
>>4237046
Please dont do this