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>be sasha grey
>write a book
>plebtier shit but hey

Why haven't you written/published yet, /lit/?

>> No.4173798
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4173798

It's not done yet.

>> No.4173804

>>4173695
>Why haven't you written/published yet, /lit/?

I'm still in the piss drinking phase of my artistic career.

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4173810

>implying this is pleb shit

>> No.4173811

I don't know. I guess I just don't have any creativity. I sometimes think it'd be cool to write something, like a short story, maybe, but my mind is completely blank when it comes to thinking up a plot or characters.

>> No.4173812

Because I'm an untalented worthless piece of shit.

>> No.4173814

I'm published on Amazon kindle
>Islam: 1
>Atheists: 0

>> No.4173815
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4173815

To be fair, she had to take a lot of dick in her various orifices and invest in plastic surgery before the editors gave her a chance.

Would you pay that price, /lit/?

>> No.4173820 [DELETED] 

>>4173810
such syntax

so much prose

digressive

wow

>> No.4173825

>>4173810
>the only book ever written that outdoes Bible in sexual perversion and violence
*tips fedora

>> No.4173829

Pretentious plebshit at its finest.

>> No.4173834

>>4173810
so much prose

such syntax

transgressive

wow

sex

>> No.4173835

>>4173815
it's not like she didn't enjoy it.

>> No.4173838

This semi-literate individual is published
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlbmM37uzKw
(protesting over a fleg)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Jamie-Bryson/e/B008RDMYKQ

It doesn't take much to be published.

>> No.4173852

>>4173810
>Not in the same place twice nor in the same time zone
So does this happen like once a year if that? They're all super rich and powerful but I can't imagine that they all get time off at the same time very often with enough down time to fly to a different country just to fuck each other.

>> No.4174870

because I don't have an instantly recognizable brand name from sucking thousands of black cocks

also no motivation or drive

the world's going down the shitter anyways, why the fuck bother

>> No.4174894

I know a girl who looks just like Sasha Grey . . . except hotter. She's also a major whore. Should I fuck her /lit/?

>> No.4174926

>>4173695
>Why haven't you written/published yet, /lit/?
because I left the porn business before I could use my career as a lever

>> No.4174949

>>4174894
If you could convince her to reenact one of sasha's videos you would be my hero

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>>4173810
>and then some

>> No.4174970

>>4173810
We should make this a thing.
A thread devoted in pictures of first few pages of a book +book cover.

It is interesting to say the least and a ton of useful.
For example this made me wanting to read the book.

I only imagine what would do for other books.

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>>4173810

>> No.4175003

>>4173810
>whose sexual adventures so offended the noblesse oblige of the French aristocracy
>noblesse oblige

Is this as wrong as I think it is?

>> No.4175005

>>4175003
>noblesse oblige
yes

>> No.4175012

>>4173834
Make a real doge, please.

>>4173815
Actually no, her publisher is a hipster asexual.

>>4173804
>implying that piss play is bad

>>4173798
Working on it. (As a matter of fact, I'm slowly creating an alternative timeline for *all* my books and vidya.)

>> No.4175017

>>4175003
Nope.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noblesse_oblige

>Noblesse oblige is a French phrase literally meaning "nobility obliges".

>The Dictionnaire de l’Académie française defines it thus:

>1) Whoever claims to be noble must conduct himself nobly.

>2)(Figuratively) One must act in a fashion that conforms to one's position, and with the reputation that one has earned.

>The Oxford English Dictionary says that the term "suggests noble ancestry constrains to honorable behavior; privilege entails to responsibility." Being a noble meant that one had responsibilities to lead, manage and so on. One was not to simply spend one's time in idle pursuits.

Maybe a hamfisted use of it, but it makes perfectly sense.

>>4174977
>mfw Bester uses proto-doge

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>>4173695

Confessions of a Cum-Gobbler

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>>4173810
>google it
This is why I'm more interested in her acting.
On a related note is Croatian 'model' and 'writer' Nives Celzijus. She wrote one book about her sexual activities during her teenage years, only to later say it's all fiction.

Oh and she's also a 'singer':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aev0x54bmrY

>> No.4176932

>>4173695
Because I don't feel like selling my fantasies and insights to anyone. I'd rather give em for free, and keep having good ones.