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how much groupie pussy will i get when i publish my fantasy book

i want the nerdy white bitches that be at starbucks

>> No.4159513

if it turns out to be like a bestseller, or well respected, I think maybe some

If it is like the hundreds of other fantasy novels out there that are really nothing special, then idk. You may only get as far as being able to say "i am a published fantasy author"

>> No.4159517

infinite pussies

>> No.4159527

so /lit/

>> No.4159531

>>4159513
"You may only get as far as being able to say "i am a published fantasy author""

that could sort of work, if didn't go the pussy route and self-publish

>> No.4159539

>starbucks
>fantasy fans

>> No.4159542

>>4159539
indeed

you may have better luck if you go to some kind of convention/fantasy section of bookstore

>> No.4159544

you'll be balls deep in hairy neckbeard asshole if anything

>> No.4159546

>>4159539
>>4159542
really the best place to go would be the one genre bookstore (sf/fantasy/horror) near me that also has a coffeeshop

but if you don't live near me, i don't really know what you should do

>> No.4159545

Even if you get George R. R. Martin famous, the pickings will be slim.

Go to your nearest geek convention and look around. Felicia Day isn't a real person, essentially. She's an anomaly. That's why she's famous, like a sideshow curiosity.

>> No.4159550

target to YA and make it appeal to women and you might get an edgy tumblr jailbait girl or two

>> No.4159557

Write with a focus on male homoeroticism.

Gets those overweight, unwashed vaginas nice and shiny.

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>>4159545
>Even if you get George R. R. Martin famous, the pickings will be slim.

That's what you think

>> No.4159564

>>4159562
But they're all black

It doesn't count

>> No.4159568

>>4159544
it's urban fantasy breh,

>> No.4159572

>>4159562
When you start getting your picture taken in public, people assume you are famous and don't want to miss an opportunity to receive whatever satisfaction may come with meeting you.

>> No.4159584

>>4159572
wow people are so idiots rite!? its good to be an patreeshon posting online anonymously, (selflessly)

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>>4159562
That picture is fucking hilarious

>>4159564
>that counts for double

fixed