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Hemingway was an emo faggot who declined in his old age and took the coward's way out.

Discuss

>> No.415117
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415117

Do emo faggots shadowbox in the mirror? gtfo

>> No.415125

>>415117
sounds like something they would do, because they're afraid to actually box and get hit.

because they are pansies

>> No.415126

Yeah, he was an "emo faggot" and all that jack... so what, I do not need reassurance of my male invincibility (is that a word?) and I like his style so I went through most of his books as a teenager.
Now stop being so silly...

>> No.415133

You're from that /sci/ thread, aren't you?

Enjoy your second-rate grad school in the middle of nowhere.

>> No.415140

>>415106
and for all that his son was a faggot trannie.

>> No.415150

>>415106
hemingway drunk before noon-charles bukowski
she knew Hemingway in Cuba
and she took this photo of him one day
drunk before noon—
he was stretched on the floor
face puffed with drink
gut hanging out over his
belt, hardly looking
macho
at all.

he heard the click of the camera,
lifted his head a bit from the
floor and
said, "Sister, don't you ever publish that
photo."

I have the photo framed now
on the south wall
facing the door.

the lady gifted me this
bit.

now her book has just been
issued by Rusconi (Italy) and is
called
HEMINGWAY.

there are photos:
Hemingway with the lady and a
dog.

Hemingway's work
room.

Hemingway feeding a
cat.

Hemingway's bed.

Mary Hemingway with the
lady.

Hemingway and Mary, Venezia, 31
ottobre 1948.

Hemingway and the
lady.

Hemingway and
Ettore Sottsass jr.

Hemingway, Venezia, marzo
1954.

but
no photo
of Hemingway
soused before
noon.

from a man who was very good
with the word

the lady had kept
it.

>> No.415162

Hemingway was one of the manliest writers ever.

Plus, he didn't decline, he had fucking haemochromatosis, and he wanted to die on his own terms. I suppose I'd rather blow my face off than slowly degenerate physically and mentally, too.

>> No.415168

>>415162
>he had fucking haemochromatosis
stop making excuses for him, he declined

>> No.415170

>>415168
i think you mean terry pratchett

>> No.415177

>>415150
well, when was writing he often wrote in the morning, reserving this time of day for writing sober (even though most likely hungover), he had a typewriter you could hang from your shoulders for a while and wandered up and down his study, writing for a very specific time of day and as soon as this time was over he walked into the kitchen and made a drink...

... having set times you intend not to drink at is one of the best indications of alcohol abuse, because normal people have times when they say they might have drink, not the other way around.

>> No.415183

>>415168
He indeed declined, but not for anything we can fault him for, that was my point.

>> No.415193

Hemingway was a cross dresser and liked to be pegged.

>> No.415200

Heminway was not real. It was some other cryptic dude nobody really knows. Or he was gay, I dunno, but that seems to apparent from his sonnetts...

>> No.415220

>>415200

No no, Hemingway was the Earl of Oxford.

>> No.415231

>>415106
He could beat your ass

>> No.415239

>>415177

Where can one go to get more interesting tidbits like this? I always find information like this absolutely enthralling.

>> No.415249

>>415220
that irish queer, I think he is also queen somewhere, told me that he is gay and feverishly mad about some bitch who tries to seduce his beloved, but I might be confused on that... the fact the he did not intend to be published and a had a very tough relationship with his jewish father doesnt really help either

>> No.415253

>>415239
read about alcoholism, he will come up eventually

>> No.415258

I heard he attended Case Western Reserve University. Quite the depressing establishment, I must say.

>> No.415272

>>415258
the name alone makes you want to kill yourself

>> No.415317

you're all lying if you say you didn't enjoy the sun also rises

you know you wanted to be in a smoky cafe drinking wine with interesting people, or fishing by a Spanish mountain stream, with a picnic and bottle of wine in your backpack

>> No.415338

>>415317
hemmingway was a fa-- yeah i guess i did

>> No.415895

God what a fag

>> No.415908
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415908

Would like a word with OP.

(Pic related)

>> No.415936

>>415908
to show him the collection of pics you jerk off to?

>> No.415941

>>415936

>Implying that people of /lit/ doesn't jerk off to books.

>> No.415954

>Implying killing yourself is the cowardly way to go out

OP is too scared to kill himself and instead will die in bed, terrified and stripped of all dignity as he tries to desperately cling to life for the sake of living.

>> No.415992

>>415954
>implying I won't solve cellular senescence, fix my telomeres, boost my cells repair mechanisms, win the Nobel prize, fuck your mother, spit on your grave, and live forever

>> No.416006

>>415992
i guess he really did imply that

>> No.416010

>>415992
>Implying you can survive multiple .338 LM hits to the torso followed by three 10mm to the skull after I walk over to your body

You can't.

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416039

>> No.416048
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416048

OP IS A PHILISTINE

>> No.416062

trollface.jpg

>> No.416074

drunk nigger needed to die. became more useless as he got old. take that horse out to pasture and a bullet in his fucking head.

>> No.416077

>>415126
>on /lit/
>asking if invincibility is a word
go home kid

>> No.416106

>>416010
I already have

>> No.416145

>>416077
do you really prove your manliness by ridiculing a poster that posted over 3 hours ago? you are fucking pathetic

>> No.416262

dissing Hemingway on /lit/ and you boys still don't smell troll? For shame...

>> No.416271

>>416106
Gecko45

>> No.416289

>>416262
why is it a troll to tell what everyone else is thinking?

>> No.416456

are you fucking kidding me?

would an emo faggot drive an ambulance through mines and drink his way to health in a hospital by seducing european nurses? would an emo faggot wear a beret and hang out with some butch lesbians and not give two shits aobut what others thought? would an emo faggot spend months out in the uboat infested atlantic shooting a machine gun and downing government whiskey? would an emo faggot plant seeds that would turn into models (SHE TOLD YOU SHE WAS HARDCORD!) would an emo faggot hang out with a dictator and then decided he was a fag and go win a nobel peace prize for literature? would an emo faggot beat up an insurance salesman named WALLACE!? would an emo faggot voluntarily go for electro shock therapy and then order a shotgun from ambercrombie and fitch to blow his head out after the treatment failed?

>> No.416468

>>416456
> wear a beret
This sounds kinda faggy actually

>> No.416486

>>416468
hell no, green berets?! COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>> No.416844

>>415258

i believe you're misinformed. i find no record of his attendance there.

that having been said, i myself attended the Reserved School of Law at Case University some years back. very, very depressing experience, i'd agree.

>> No.416917
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416917

OP was a troll. A good one too. A manly man's troll. The type of troll a man could drink with. Drink until the manly troll was drowsy. And when he was drowsy, you could bind his wrists and ankles tightly with the hemp rope you brought just for this occasion.

After the drunk and drowsy troll's wrists and ankles were bound with the manly hemp rope, you could zip him up in a sleeping bag. It would be a fine sleeping bag, one that had seen you through many a cold night in the woods. The woods in the mountains. The mountains where the nights have a cutting, crisp cold.

Once your drunk and drowsy troll friend was bound and zipped into the snug sleeping bag, you would bundle him into a tent. You would bundle him into your favorite tent, a small tent through which the dappled light would play on bright mornings in the cold, crisp mountain air.

Then you would feast on beans and beer and smoked sausage. And when the feast was done, you would poke your bare bum through the tent flap and you would break wind. You would break great roaring gales of wind, for hour upon hour, while your now awakening troll friend would sing out in hearty protests about the stench.

And you would laugh and laugh.

It would be good. It would be very good.

>> No.416933

>>416917

God damn, I laughed

>> No.416955

I wrote my Hemingway term paper in that same style. Figured the professor would flunk me or demand a rewrite. He was a huge Hemingfag. Nope. He loved it, gave me an A.