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Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:39:54 2013 No.4149883 [DELETED]

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So... what do you think?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:48:31 2013 No.4149900 its better than 50 shades of grey

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 15:49:31 2013 No.4149901 >>4149900 Is it erotica?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 16:08:46 2013 No.4149932 >>4149901 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 16:29:48 2013 No.4149965 Nothing, for I haven't read it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 16:30:45 2013 No.4149967 >>4149883 I got the e-book on my phone. I hope it's good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 16:40:20 2013 No.4149987 >>4149965 SPOILER ALBERT it's about licking toilets

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 17:09:19 2013 No.4150039 I saw this in tesco. wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 17:38:08 2013 No.4150091 File: 588 KB, 1289x1026, Juliette Society.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 10/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 17:53:11 2013 No.4150120 >>4150091 stopped at her listing powerful people in society. So, everyone then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 18:10:12 2013 No.4150149 atleast she wasnt fucked so stupid she couldnt write the book.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 18:12:13 2013 No.4150154 >sasha grey who cares? literally how do you manage to give a shit? >>4150091 yep it's shit

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 18:18:14 2013 No.4150171
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>>4149883
Some argue that Marina Ann Hantzis is the smartest porn star alive. Vanessa Grigoriadis' Rolling Stone article "The Dirtiest Girl in the World," says that Ms. Hantzis "reads Nietzsche, likes it rough" and is "liberating women one gangbang at a time." She may not be able to close her mouth or open her eyes all the way, giving her face a permanent expression of mental retardation, but one only has to listen to her words of wisdom to realize the unbridled intelligence that lurks within her semen-stained mind.

For entertainment, she watches the films of Fassbinder, Herzog, Truffaut, Godard, Bertolucci, Mallick amongst other even more obscure artists. What are Ms. Hantzis' thoughts on these directors? In her opinion, what is the most striking thing about Bertolucci's cinematography? What common themes can be found within Herzog's films? Nobody knows, because Ms. Hantzis has never said anything about those films. Demonstrating that she subscribes to Desiderius Erasmus' "Philosophy of Name Dropping," all Ms. Hantzis does is say she's intelligent because she's read [Insert Smart Book Title/Philosopher Here] and watched [Insert Critically Acclaimed Movie/Director Here], but never actually demonstrates that she has an elementary understanding of the things she's read or watched. This proves that she is one of those hipsters who thinks that naming a bunch of obscure authors and artists give her credibility. We all know the type. Rather than discuss philosophies and avant-garde art Ms. Hantzis does like to talk about applying makeup, how to make your semen taste better, why racism is bad, and how to use an enema. What little she does say on the internet is often misspelled. Watch out, Sweden! Someone's coming after your Nobel Prizes!

>captcha "and gassable"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 18:18:14 2013 No.4150172 >>4150091 at least she has a decent vocabulary

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 18:22:11 2013 No.4150177 >>4150120 all the dicks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 18:23:11 2013 No.4150180 >>4150171 nice, i lol'd haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 18:30:12 2013 No.4150197 >>4149883 bump for intelligent discussion

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 19:01:46 2013 No.4150252 >>4150039 Tesco the gas station? man, the only thing that would be worse than never being published would be being published on $3.00 gas station paperbacks at least to my mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 19:22:45 2013 No.4150290 >>4150197 bamp bamp bamp

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 19:39:45 2013 No.4150331 >>4150172 >implying those are actually her words The bitch licks toilet bowls while taking 5 dicks in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 19:40:45 2013 No.4150335 >>4149883 waste of paper

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 19:46:46 2013 No.4150353 File: 44 KB, 640x640, photo_big_square.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4150091 That prose :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 19:59:45 2013 No.4150384 >>4149883 I recently saw this at a book store. It felt so weird to see the name "Sasha Grey" outside of my computer screen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 20:00:45 2013 No.4150389 File: 24 KB, 387x353, 1342316632933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4150091

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 21:08:25 2013 No.4150520 File: 789 KB, 247x166, 1370938317543.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4150384

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 23:27:35 2013 No.4150862 >>4149900 Why would you compare an erotic novel to 50 Shades of Grey, the novel about a Victorian era steel worker struggling to increase the working conditions of his plant?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 23:29:36 2013 No.4150870 >>4150331 Like you wouldn't if you could be paid for it too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 23:30:36 2013 No.4150874 >>4150091 >oh no, I haven't said anything profound >people will know I'm a dumbass! >quick, think of something intelligent >uh... uh... >"Henry Kissinger once said..." >that'll fool 'em

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 01:04:30 2013 No.4151019 >>4150331 I can't wrap my head around the engineering feat of actually positioning five people to fit their dicks up a single hole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 01:10:31 2013 No.4151023 Oh, let her have her fun. It was an entertaining first ten pages.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 01:18:31 2013 No.4151041 >>4150091 This is actually pretty bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 01:43:31 2013 No.4151069 File: 18 KB, 373x373, 1378660316134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4150091 >the hoi polloi

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 01:53:30 2013 No.4151079 File: 998 KB, 500x281, 1371967628449.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Porn star. >Writing a book.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 02:38:53 2013 No.4151148 >>4149883 It looks good with a party hat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 02:41:53 2013 No.4151151 >>4150331 >she had kinky sex so that means she can't have a large vocabulary What? Anyway, the book is shit.

Anonymous Tue Oct 1 03:07:52 2013 No.4151186

I'd read it for fun. Besides, we didn't get to read any of the erotic stuff. She said it's an erotic novel, which I understand is trash literature, but there's an art to writing good sex.

I'd be curious to see a porn-star's take on it.

She intrigues me because she seems to have an overlying grasp of where her pornstar career (and the acts therein) is situated in a broader context of gender roles and society-wide sexuality.

She also seems to fill a niche I'm not sure the porn industry is aware of: the classy, intelligent, yet disgustingly sexual woman; girl of my dreams.

It's not a role you can pull off easily-- it has to be genuine, since the guys who go for this tend to get off on genuineness and have a knack for spotting intellectual frauds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 09:21:00 2013 No.4151503 >>4151186 >classy Ya blew it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 11:49:00 2013 No.4151680 >>4150039 Wait I haven't seen books sold in Tesco.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 21:03:49 2013 No.4152528 File: 153 KB, 590x417, 1378868227511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4150091 Fucking awful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 21:11:49 2013 No.4152536 >>4151151 the continous push of the dick on the roof of your mouth when face-fucked causes brain damage. it's science. similar to that torture where they let water drip drop by drop on your scalp

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 21:18:50 2013 No.4152546 >>4150091 Oh man, it's already falling into the BDSM society tropes so prevalent in bad fanfiction. Well, there's still hope I'll be able to get off on this.

>>	Fandroid !p6ktXMpsfc Tue Oct 1 21:20:49 2013 No.4152549 Not any worse than anything else on the erotica market. Erotica fucking sucks.

Anonymous Tue Oct 1 21:20:50 2013 No.4152551

>>4150870
Not him, but I wouldn't. I have no idea where the idea comes from that anyone would do anything for some amount of money. I wouldn't lick a toilet, suck a dick, etc. for money. I don't want the money bad enough, and my life would go on normally without licking toilets for thousands of dollars. Not everybody is willing to do anything for money. That's an idea I've seen tossed around a lot, but I don't think it's very true.

Anonymous Tue Oct 1 21:24:40 2013 No.4152563

>>4151186
>it has to be genuine
I wish it was, but it's about as genuine as her porn. I wish her porn was better, for that matter. She has an almost sarcastic and detached attitude in most of her videos, and it makes it very unpleasant. I want to watch a woman lick toilets while getting fucked and like it. Most of her videos turn into regular porn halfway through anyway. She doesn't seem very into the fetishes she displays, and it shows.

>that video where she wore a pig nose to get fucked
>no roleplay or anything, she takes it off halfway through and they just have regular sex
>dirty talk is pretty meh-tier
disappointment of the century.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 21:26:37 2013 No.4152570 >>4150870 not in front of cameras, buster

Anonymous Tue Oct 1 21:58:37 2013 No.4152630

>>4151186
>since the guys who go for this tend to get off on genuineness and have a knack for spotting intellectual frauds.
well you don't seem to be very good at it and
>erotic novel, which I understand is trash literature
that's just categorical bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 22:00:38 2013 No.4152635 >>4150091 They call it the Juliette Society. Go ahead. Bing it.

Anonymous Tue Oct 1 22:11:38 2013 No.4152648
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>>4152563
Ugh, really. I'm aware that porn is artificial. I don't need the stars to be detached so that I know while they're being tied up and fucked with a strap-on up the ass, that they get that it's just artifice, and this is all really fake, maaaaan.

Anonymous Tue Oct 1 22:43:58 2013 No.4152703

that piece of shit wouldn't probably even be deemed publishable material if it wasn't because she built a reputation for sucking dicks. It's sad really. 'Celebrities' can decide to write a shity book anyday and still get published while others (that might have a lot more talent) depend only on the quality of their work and have to struggle with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 22:49:58 2013 No.4152714 >>4152703 You're right, but iI'm not so sure it's that bad. Is the only point to writing getting famous? The latter group you mentioned sounds like it might come out better having been forced to work hard at writing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 22:57:58 2013 No.4152726 File: 312 KB, 888x1172, Harper Collins gave a book deal to a cave troll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4152703 What the fuck are you rambling on about?

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