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Can we have some /lit/ humour?

>> No.4136796

>>4136770
genius

>tfw you will never be saddrunk with Bukowski

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>>4136801
>>4136820
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>> No.4136854

>>4136807
Wait, hold on here. Correct me if I'm wrong, but in SB&HJ canon, isn't Sweet Bro the one who warns Hella Jeff about stairs? So, you replaced Sweet Bro with Hella Bakunin and Hell Jeff with Sweet Marx? This doesn't make any sense at all. Go fuck yourself.

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>> No.4137057

>>4137043
Can someone who wasn't in that thread tell me if that's absolutely hilarious to them? It was to me, but I was there.

>> No.4137071

>>4137057
I can't say I get it at all.

I'd love to hear though.

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>>4136807

>> No.4137082

>>4137071
/lit/ took this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trolley_Problem
and ran with it

>> No.4137095

>>4137057
it is absolutely hilarious to me

>> No.4137141

>>4136796
>tfw you will never be saddrunk with Bukowski
It's a terrible feel. The more of his lit, poetry, and columns that I read, the more it hurts that he died almost 20 years ago.

>inb4 /lit/ starts getting edgy about Bukowski

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>>4137057
I find it about as funny as an xkcd comic not funny at all.

It seems like it's the same joke over and over again: your choice doesn't matter. The problem is that you can't escalate the punchline by having your pointless choice be more pointless. So to me it just seems redundant.

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>>4137043
this is great

>> No.4137188

>>4136811
fucking lost it
I have never laughed like that ever

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>> No.4137230

>>4137207
I chuckled

>> No.4137900

>>4136854
no, friend, you have SB confused for HJ and vice versa. that's an understandable mistake though, since neither character is ever specifically named in the comic or elsewhere. i think the author intended readers to be confused as to who is sweet and who is hella so disputes like this would exist.
i've always assumed the red guy is sweet bro and the blue guy is hella jeff but i could be wrong too.

>> No.4138158

please post more, shit's hilarious!

>pussy and smokes

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fresh from earlier today

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must for threads like these

>> No.4138503

>>4138491
>that dark, dark ending

>> No.4138512

>>4137149
See

>>4137207

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just another /lit/ being /lit/ screenshot

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>>4137152
If you're on twitter, you should really follow zizek_ebooks, it's the second-greatest twitter account ever.

twitter.com/zizek_ebooks

>> No.4138557

>>4138539
What's the best twitter account then?

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>>4138557

>> No.4138589

>>4137043
Beautiful.

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>>4138491

I can't even -

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>the reason for banning

>> No.4138779

>>4136853
oh fuck

>> No.4138783

>>4138491
>written by Harold Pinter

>> No.4138786

>>4138772
dat file name

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>> No.4138794

>>4138772
every Oates tweet is full retard

she's worse than BEE, not quite as bad as Brit Marling

>> No.4138799

>>4136804
flol

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>> No.4138807

>>4136853
spoilerz

>> No.4138812

>>4138802
welcome to redd/lit/

>> No.4138815 [DELETED] 

>>4138812
*tips fedora*

>> No.4138822 [DELETED] 

>>4138815
*tips dead 4chan meme*

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>>4138822
nice dubs but you should probably be checking these trips

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>> No.4138837

>>4138802
Wow. 4chan really has changed.

>> No.4138839

>>4138529

I remember that thread, the /pol/tard asspain was delicious.

>> No.4138843

>>4137057
Idk, I was also in the thread, and this still makes me chuckle, especially the one where is lying on the tracks pulling the lever

>> No.4138851

>>4137057
i wasn't in that thread
and i saw that picture a little while ago and it made me laugh
so then i went and found the thread
and laughed some more

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/lit/ mods are complete and utt-

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>> No.4138861

>>4138853
>>4138802
>shitpost
>get banned
>FASCIST MODS

>> No.4138863

>>4138858
Two weeks ago I made around 4 J.D. Salinger threads and bumped ones from the last pages back to page 1, so at one point every thread except one was about J.D. Salinger

>> No.4138865

>>4138861
nofunallowed.jpg

>> No.4138872

>>4138859
god im so fucking high right now

>> No.4138879

>>4138872
i posted it in the wrong thread on my first attempt, you're not alone anon

>> No.4138892

>>4138833
Best in the thread.

>> No.4138911

>>4138861
Requesting non-liberal literature is shitposting?

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>>4137043

>> No.4138930

>>4138861
>Try to discuss politically-oriented philosophical literature

>shitposting

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Anyone have the version where the track forms a loop so it will run over both groups of people on the track?

Or the one where

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>>4138833
>dat dfw impersonation

>> No.4138968

>>4137043
Honestly the best content /lit/ has made in a while.

>> No.4138989

>>4136796
I'm new to /lit/ and I've never read Bukowski. Where should I start?

>> No.4139001

>>4138989
try tumblr.com

>> No.4139008

>>4138861
you mean politically correct mods

>> No.4139010

>>4138989
The Most Beautiful Woman In Town

>> No.4139013

>>4138989
Bukowski is fun, just don't take it too seriously. It's not that good to be considered lit stuff

>> No.4139014

>>4138989

hey, I never read him myself, just heard about him. "Pulp" is often recommended. I bet one of his books is in the sticky also, so check it out.

>> No.4139042

>>4139001
Are you bullying me?
>>4139010
>>4139013
>>4139014
Thank you all.

>> No.4139045

>>4138853
>>4138802
this website is private property, not state owned. so tyranny of the minority is entirely legitimate

come on, you're a right wing reactionary. this should delight you.
if you don't like it, I suggest democratic reddit

>> No.4139047

>>4138861
>Request fascist lit
>get banned
>FASCIST MODS
ftfy

>> No.4139053

>>4139047
their contradiction reveals their shitposting

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>>4138989
Bukowski is shit.

>> No.4139110

>>4139050
That comic is stupid, you can't deny that most people don't value intelligence or seek knowledge as much as people from here for example do

>> No.4139175

>>4139110
Oh, the irony.

>> No.4139187

>>4139045
I don't think anyone is really complaining about the heavyhanded moderation, in the sense that they want it to stop, or they want some kind of authority to stop it.

It's just funny when people burn books in the name of censoring those fucking assholes who burned books.

>> No.4139192

>>4139175
What is the irony?

>> No.4139241

>>4138794

brit marling @britmarling 16 Jun
young enuf 2 believe in true love, old enuf 2 know it doesn't happen 2 everyone

This must be a ruse.

>> No.4139244

>>4139192
(he's saying that you're like the people in the comic)

>> No.4139308

>>4138839
/pol/ deserves to ridiculed at every chance

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>>4139045
>you must be a right wing reactionary if you're interested in facist/right wing literature

Oh, now everyone on /lit/ who's read Trotsky is a by-the-book Communist? I suppose reading about politics is a formal process where you choose which ideology you like and then pick an author that's going to jerk you off.

Go fuck yourself.

>> No.4139314

>>4139308
to BE ridiculed, of course.

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I scrolled through and did not see this posted. So I had to do it.

>> No.4139373

>>4139314
That's not what he said, don't speak for him.

>> No.4139416

>>4139244
I don't get it, nothing about what I said shows that directly

>> No.4139463

>>4138772
I love how she rarely gets that controversial in person.

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>> No.4139522

>>4138500
beautiful

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>> No.4139529

>>4138491
>but that could be dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive
oh jesus I'm giggling like a little girl

>> No.4139545

>>4139416
You're not seeing the forest for the trees son.

>> No.4139551

>>4139525
:)

>> No.4139642

>>4138571
why

>> No.4140021

>>4138491
I've read this before but it really gets me every time.

>> No.4140087

>>4136837
holy shit

>> No.4140328

>>4138922
>>4138937

chhhrmuahahaha my sides.

To be honest, I think that this should rather sadden than amuse me. Am I lost, anons? Did black and cynical humour make me a bad person?

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>Waiter! Waiter! There’s a dead squid in my soup!”
>"It’s not dead, Sir. It’s just dreaming.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWT07iRvI9M

>Necrotelecomnicon: the book of dead phone numbers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbYcB9ctu8

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>>4138491
If you were to combine tickle and lick, how would you get an 's' in the resulting word?
Anyway; what the fuck?

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>> No.4140573

>>4140328
No it's a cartoon. You only want to be edgy

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>> No.4140644

This thread was pretty funny
http://fuuka.warosu.org/lit/thread/3880233

>> No.4140661

>>4139330
Oh my god, I laughed so hard at this

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>>4140663

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Captcha: Motivation growing

>> No.4140678

>>4137207
first thing that genuinely made me laugh in this thread

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>> No.4140853

>>4138777

>2013
>not banning people because they aren't trying hard enough to make quality posts

Based mod/5

>> No.4140903

>>4140853
based irony

>> No.4140919

>>4137057
It's absolutely fucking hilarious, if you know the original ethical dilemma, that is. I'd still love to see the thread though

>> No.4140928

>>4138529
>/lit/
>superior

Did somebody said /sci/?
We are superior you silly plebs.

>> No.4140954

>>4140928
STEM-master race

>> No.4140984

>>4137043
I'm gonna be that guy
I wasn't there and I don't get it

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>>4140928
I am STEM and hold you and your shitty board in contempt. Ours is slightly less shitty.

>> No.4141010

>>4140990
/sci/ is an echo chamber for Dawkins tier scientism

When scientists try to have opinions on philosophy/politics, they embarrass themselves

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>> No.4141057

>>4140573

shit anon no one ever called me edgy before, I'm not sure if I can handle that.

>> No.4141584

>>4141018
nice

>> No.4141613

>>4138930
more like
>/pol/ bait thread #95201
>get banned
no shit

>> No.4141618

>>4141010

No, they don't.

This elitist belief of 'philosophers' that only philosophers are the ones saying sensible things in philosophical matters is really retarded, especially considering how they're not providing ANY answers, whereas science is. Step out of your elitist and pretentious bubble, you cunt. Hell, the average modern-day scientist has a better understanding of the world than any philosopher past or present.

>> No.4141623

>>4139175
He's right though, the majority of people doesn't even read

>> No.4141627

>>4141618
Embarrassing

>> No.4141639

>>4141010
It's strange how many people I've met in involved in the sciences that aren't even familiar with the philosophy of science. Popper should be required reading material so we don't get scientists doing stupid shit like proclaiming the death of philosophy.

>> No.4141682

>>4141613
it was actually an OK thread with good recommendations and discussion

look up in archive

>> No.4141694

>>4141618
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crisis_of_European_Sciences_and_Transcendental_Phenomenology

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>> No.4142562

Met a philosopher today. He asked me a question, "Do you want fries with that?"

>> No.4142566

>>4142562
reddit pls go

>> No.4142570

>>4142562
Now that was epic.

>> No.4142575

Does anyone have the one with the neckbeard calling first The Great Gatsby shit tier, then Lolita pleb garbage, and then weeping over the language of Finnegan's Wake?

>> No.4142579

>>4142525
Is ... is he holding a bunch of money? Well, that certainly makes me desire to read his novel.

>> No.4142582

>>4142562
To which you replied, "yes, of course. Double order, actually." You ordered it to-go, but, never being one to place even more undue strain on your feet, immediately graced the nearest available seat with your jaw-droppingly bulbous ham hocks. The philosopher hated you so pretended like a new batch of fries needed to be cooked, and told you so.

When he finally had your order sacked (four bulging bags, a meal fit for a family of five--yet prepared for your mouth alone) the philosopher said, "sorry about your weight."

"Oh, that's all right," you said, cheerily snatching up your quarry.

The philosopher smirked as he watched you leave, your back-side resembling a wilting package of hot dogs--none of the dogs being remotely in proportion to the others.

>> No.4142590

>>4142582
Hahaha
chuckled/10

>> No.4142594

>>4142562
wow nice joke bro, where'd you find this gem?

>> No.4142697

>>4142525
That feeling when a hood rat from Oakland who is currently jailed for writing bad checks has been published and you haven't.

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>> No.4143043

>>4142746
>Has ever browsed 4chan unironically
I almost took it seriously

>> No.4143059

>>4142746
>Has any job prospects during university

I laughed.

>> No.4143070

>>4138833
I was mirthful but then I legit lost it when I got to DFW. Reminds me of that 'I ain't got time to read that shit' island rescue comic

>> No.4143080

>>4137043
That was a glorious thread.

>> No.4143083

>>4143043
I stopped at 'Thinks that God has free will'

>> No.4143087

>>4142746
This picture makes me feel really embarrassed for whoever made it.

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>>4142997
I lol'd.

>> No.4143156

>>4141639
The death of philosophy in the sciences doesn't mean what STEM-retards think it memes, it merely means the death of the armchair philosophy method (not the love of knowledge itself) in the natural sciences. That's a perfectly fair stance in their epistemology.