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4052592 No.4052592 [Reply] [Original]

>dem chapter-long poems about the Behemoth and Leviathan in Job

>> No.4052597

>>4052592
That book sucked cock

>> No.4052621

>>4052592
>Job

That book was 3 edgy 5 me. It was like listening to Linkin Park.

>> No.4052622

>completely innocent man is living a happy, prosperous life
>God and Satan have a bet and decide to fuck his shit up just to see if he's faithful to God
>this poor, poor man loses his family, his property, and his health and is practically driven to suicide
>after all this, God comes down and says, "Hey, fuck you, I'm God, worship me"
>he succumbs to this mental torture and is rewarded with more riches than ever while his children are replaced with new ones and his old children, whom he must have loved very much and been mourning for, stay dead

Remind me why this book is supposed to be good again?

>> No.4052626

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>> No.4052639

I just finished the book of Judges
>Ehud
>I have a message for you
>What's the message
>It's a message from God
>Proceeds to put an entire sword into the fat man and hide his body in the bathroom

Judges is a pretty awesome book.

>> No.4052840

>>4052639
Seriously, the bible is full of cool shit like this.

Here I thought it was all just faggotry like turn the other cheek castration. The will of god is pretty badass.

>> No.4052921

>>4052622
its good at manipulating society, thats about it, though two can play that game.