Exercises in Style

[Humberto Humble No.4048030]

>go to ask. fm or similar
>find random teen
>write her a /lit/erary love letter
>make her fall in love with you
>show us the results

[Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva No.4048043]

No thanks I'm not a predatory male

also
>heteronormativity

[that nig with an E30 No.4048046]

sus

[Anonymous No.4048054]

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.4048067]

are you in high school

[Anonymous No.4048101]

>>4048030
anon stop

[Anonymous No.4048105]

>>4048030
What's the purpose of this OP?

[Anonymous No.4048131]

>>4048030
10/10

[Anonymous No.4048141]

>>4048030
Keep going.

[Anonymous No.4048183]

>>4048030
Bad idea bad

[Anonymous No.4048193]

>thread idea is more interesting than DFW Bloomfarts thread #783471842
>has replies
>just sixteen sageposts from the SomethingAwful "I'm 26 and my Girlfriend Doesn't Let Me Laugh at Off-Color Humor on the Internet :(" brigade

goddamnit /lit/

[Anonymous No.4048264]

>>4048030
Good idea OP. will do this when I get home from work.

[Anonymous No.4048483]

Uh, I also want to be a Humbert Humbert, but it's impossible to find english people there and I don't think you'd like a french version of Lolita.

[Anonymous No.4048544]

>>4048193
/lit/ is really dumb right now, I think somebody mentioned it on /b/ or something

[Anonymous No.4048664]

>>4048030
I tried her with this

http://ask.fm/miinaahxx

"vous êtes le soleil de mes yeux, la douceur de mon âme, la beauté qui est décrit par tous comme la neige qui tombe gracieuse façon inattendue sur un jour d'été."

I dont get this site

[Anonymous No.4048665]

>>4048664
Trans:

you are the sunshine of my eye, the sweetness of my soul, the beauty that is described by all as the gracious snow that falls unexpectedly on a summer day.

[Anonymous No.4048676]

we /tv/ now

[Anonymous No.4048684]

>>4048544
I know moot denies it exists at all, but we have been hit with some kind of summer stick. The modal age seems to have gone down 3 or 4 years, a lot of discussion has become regurgitation of what x thought their lecturer said when they were half asleep, and a lot of newer people have come in not knowing how to download books at all.

The level of discussion on other boards has also gone up over the last few years, so there's not always a massive difference between some of what you'd now find on /a/, /mu/, /fa/ and so on, and what you'd expect from /lit/

[Anonymous No.4048701]

>inb4 love letter in the style of James Joyce

[jaime vaughan No.4048730]

http://ask.fm/Jaimedannielle
Fire away
I'm interested to see how this turns out

[Anonymous No.4048732]

Don't judge me, english is not even my second language.

[Anonymous No.4048740]

>>4048684
yeah, i think never before this summer have we had posts about smoking or not weed

[Anonymous No.4048741]

>Don't judge me
fuck you

[Anonymous No.4048753]

>>4048732

[Anonymous No.4048770]

>Deep and sweet

[Anonymous No.4048778]

Impressing these girls is nothing special, they're the same type of people impressed by One Direction or fanfiction about the hobit, despite having never read the book. Low hanging fruit.

Also it's a little creepy.

[Anonymous No.4048785]

>>4048770
lel, I got that girl too.

[Anonymous No.4048833]

[Anonymous No.4048881]

>>4048778
GIRL DETECTOR ONLINE

>Impressing these girls is nothing special, they're the same type of people impressed by One Direction or fanfiction about the hobit, despite having never read the book. Low hanging fruit.
WET BLANKET RATIO 84.5%
STICK IN THE MUD INDEX AT 67%
FEMALE PROBABILITY REGISTERED AT NINETY N--

>Also it's a little creepy.
100000% PROBABILITY
GIRL DETECTED

POST YOUR FEET

[Anonymous No.4048958]

This is cute, I hope she enjoys the attention. Maybe she'll be happier tomorrow, thinking there is some boy out there who loves her that much.

[Anonymous No.4048981]

How the hell do I get English chicks? All it shows is the one from my country, or should I steal one of yours?

[Anonymous No.4048988]

>>4048981

Enter with a webproxy. Find english girls. Save url of said girls. Paste outside said webproxy. Repeat for more grills.

[Anonymous No.4049014]

wow /lit/ has reached a new low with this thread

[Anonymous No.4049023]

Nice idea, OP. Too lazy to do the work, though.
Someone use this and post the result, if possible:

Ah, at last! I found the one; the most perfect creature of traits I must explore.
I need not search no more. I found my treasure; the key, the lock, the gold.
Why are you so far away from me?
Come and let me hold you.
Allow me, for I will force upon you a hug of passion and glory. No more sailing; the treasure is found.
I want hold you in my arms and spread my cave-explorer all over your tender and sweet body.
Let me hold you.

[Anonymous No.4049031]

>>4049014
Hey man, its pretty fucking funny. And besides it'll give them some confidence.

Though its startling how much the writing and literature board sucks at writing.

[Anonymous No.4049042]

>>4048030
>Hace menos de un minuto

buenos dias ;)))

[Anonymous No.4049051]

>>4049031
It's not exactly startling since the ones who are willing to participate in this pathetic attempt at being funny are all high school kids.

[OP No.4049055]

>>4049042

Buenas noches por aquí, amigo.

OP here. Yes, most of the pics in this thread are mine, and I'm not familiar with english poetry so I know they suck hard.

But, damn you, I was expecting some tries from you, /lit/. Blake, Joyce, Shakespeare style, wathever.

[Anonymous No.4049059]

We should do this but with other people from /lit/
Exchange facebook profiles and wrote beautiful things to each other

I just want someone to tell me I'm handsome :(

[Anonymous No.4049141]

>>4049059
You're handsome anon, let's cuddle. :3

[Anonymous No.4049202]

>>4049059
ur shit

[Anonymous No.4049211]

>>4049059
A little simili-haiku for you anon:

Is that a blade tearing my heart ?
A sickness running in my blood ?
Perhaps a whip hitting my throat ?
No-the light of your prideful eye.

Turned out worse than excpeted, but nevermind.

[Anonymous No.4049262]

I think she likes me back, guys.

[Anonymous No.4049313]

>>4049262
>>4049023
do it m8.

[Anonymous No.4049387]

WRONG OP! WRONG! FEEDING THEM EGO IS WRONG.

Oh sweet mother of all heavens... I dunno if I got old or these question are vaguely stupid.

[Anonymous No.4049459]

Forgot to proof-read. Used evoke twice.

Evoking evocative evocations.

[Anonymous No.4049565]

http://ask.fm/shadowoflife123 (a guy)
http://ask.fm/rhianna805 (girl)

[Anonymous No.4049568]

>>4049387
but i think sending them furious, elaborately-worded insults is somehow even more autistic

[Anonymous No.4049569]

>>4049459

Don't think she appreciates this much

[Anonymous No.4049571]

I honestly thought being literate implied that you were the kind of person that tried to be, like, good and stuff.

This is a bad person thing, OP.

[Anonymous No.4049574]

>>4049568
How about not sending random kids anything at all?

[Anonymous No.4049587]

>>4049023
>No more sailing; the treasure is found.

[Anonymous No.4049591]

>>4049571
>being literate
I hope you don't mean 'good at writing'.

>a bad person thing
Eh, seems pretty harmless. The teens in this thread are sending the teens on ask.fm badly-written declarations of love. Kids being kids.

[Anonymous No.4049596]

>>4049591
It would be cute if a couple of those kids happened to actually fall in love.

[Anonymous No.4049607]

Am I doing it right? I'm not all into literature. It's inspired by The Great Gatsby sort of.

[Anonymous No.4049611]

>>4049014
Shut up.

[Anonymous No.4049613]

>>4049607
how is it that these work?

[Anonymous No.4049616]

>>4049607
Good start but the ending was rough,

[Anonymous No.4049619]

>>4049613
Teens enjoy attention.

[Anonymous No.4049674]

Because social media, any /lit/ twitters worth following?

[Anonymous No.4049679]

>>4049674
tao lin

[Anonymous No.4049698]

>>4048664
she-she like it :3

[Anonymous No.4049703]

>>4049698
also the OC french poetry
i dont even french brah

[Anonymous No.4049732]

I'm about to post a poem, but I am seriously concerned that I'll get arrested for grooming underage girls.

[Anonymous No.4049742]

A precious rose's spears alert, ready for battle and shaking in the wind. How fragile, how promising. When i see this rose, I see you and your reluctance, your beauty. Sweet and earthly, but dangerous to touch.
use this poem, post results. It's too pedophile-ish for my tastes.

[Anonymous No.4049739]

>>4049732
This thread is basically all the evidence you need that it's for a joke.
>plus they want repeat offenders, not one timers.

[Anonymous No.4049745]

>>4049679
I meant ones that share literature worth reading and shit, most seem to share the newest bestselling author of the NYT, which is no big deal.

[Anonymous No.4049755]

>>4049031
I don't think basing your confidence on what others think of you is totally healthy, but what the hell do I know.

[Anonymous No.4049756]

>>4048030
#rekt

[Anonymous No.4049766]

>>4049739
>all the evidence you need that it's for a joke.
Great, so the grooming charges will be dropped and I'll be brought up on cyber bullying chargers

[Anonymous No.4049786]

babby's first composition

[Anonymous No.4049945]

>>4049732
Are you being malicious? You are merely scribing poems to a beta-reader

[Anonymous No.4049968]

http://ask.fm/floatingkingdoms
you guys are amazing.
dear god please do mine.

[Anonymous No.4050000]

>>4049968
Looks like someone else took your offer

[Anonymous No.4050006]

>>4050000
>; t

[Anonymous No.4050023]

I tried really hard on two answers, and they haven't responded yet. I just feel like a weirdo now

[Anonymous No.4050027]

>>4050023
Yeah, there might be a reason for that.

[Anonymous No.4050035]

>>4050027
Is there any way to erase them? I want this experience taken from my life forever

[Anonymous No.4050049]

It would be fucking hilarious if one of you guys leads them on with a few posts, get them to really wonder who you are, and then finally respond with stunningly offensive britbong banter.

[Anonymous No.4050072]

>>4050049
Ah yes, trolling internet strangers, that would surely be immensely witty to anyone over the age of 15.

[Anonymous No.4050081]

>>4050072

I'd like to punch that kid right in the nose and feel the cartilage collapse into a sodden heap under my fist.

[Anonymous No.4050092]

h-here i go

[Anonymous No.4050096]

>>4048881
I'm a dude, but I can still post my feet if you want ; )

[Anonymous No.4050098]

>>4048881
I pictured some autistic neckbeard yelling this in a library in front of a girl for some reason.

[Anonymous No.4050102]

>>4050081
Yeah, I'm sure you'd enjoy punching a child in the face, edgemeister.

[Anonymous No.4050103]

>>4050081
Should rape him in the mouth.

[Anonymous No.4050115]

>>4050102

What have you brought Gilles today, Anon? Another child? Ah yes, I think I'll use that book against this one. I've been meaning to test the viability of paper as a cutting instrument. Those fat cheeks certainly do make an enticing target.

[Anonymous No.4050314]

>>4048958
Y-you such a nice boy. She's not beautiful and you did that. Mate, you're grat.

[Anonymous No.4050368]

[Anonymous No.4050386]

>>4050368
>You knew to this ting
That took me a second. Ah, the kids these days.

[Anonymous No.4050391]

>>4050368
You need to actually read some Tao Lin.

[Anonymous No.4050392]

>>4048030

[Anonymous No.4050393]

>>4050391
I have, Tao, and it sucks

[Anonymous No.4050394]

>>4050368
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.4050404]

>>4050392

Damn. Italian sounds really sexy.

[Anonymous No.4050502]

>>4050392
She fell in love with me. Goal achieved.

[Anonymous No.4050508]

>>4048770
>light of my life, fire of my loins
lel

[Anonymous No.4050510]

>>4050502
Are you sure she's not just repeatedly asking who you are?

[Anonymous No.4050771]

>>4050510
Prob.

[Anonymous No.4051341]

It worked!!! I think the last sentence was a bit creepy

[Anonymous No.4051345]

>>4051341

[Anonymous No.4051388]

Okay, so we've established that, in this manner, it is easy to get the attention of teenage girls. Is anyone willing to try it on maturer females using OKC or POF?

[Anonymous No.4051450]

>>4049059
The true beauty comes not from your appearance, or what image you have, but from inside, from the very essence of your human being. I don't know you but I know you're very handsome, Godspeed anon, and let us reclaim our seat in the sun together, when our times on the earth is up.

[Anonymous No.4051462]

>>4051388
Most of /lit/ probably knew this, anyone accustomed with literature in their teen years will be able to apply this in romantic banter for teenage girls. It works best in writing, which is nice, since most teenage boys lack the confidence to do it face to face.

[Anonymous No.4051467]

>>4051388
Is ask.fm specifically for teenagers? Is that why people were so butthurt at the beginning of the thread?

[Anonymous No.4051581]

>>4051467
I don't know but op explicitly requested we practice on teens.

>tfw no response

[Anonymous No.4052144]

This is actually pretty fun

[Anonymous No.4052176]

this girls vagina is dripping for the D

[Anonymous No.4052182]

>>4049023
She didn't take the bait!

[Anonymous No.4052189]

>>4052182
And another

[Anonymous No.4052191]

>>4048958
Bro, props.

[Anonymous No.4052195]

>>4048958

Yeah, it's much better to go to the unattractive girls and leave these messages. I feel like they need it more. I did a couple last night, but now I forget their names. I'll never see their reactions, but I hope it really makes them feel good.

[Anonymous No.4052194]

>>4052182
>>4052189
>force upon you a hug of passion and glory
Lol

[Anonymous No.4052197]

>>4050092
>chocolate angel
Post her response

[Anonymous No.4052198]

>>4052144

young sluts cannot resist the mataphors!

[Anonymous No.4052201]

>>4052195

[Anonymous No.4052207]

>>4052189

[Anonymous No.4052210]

>>4051467
Yes, I think so. I only know the name because of news about kids killing themselves allegedly because of getting bullied on there.

[Anonymous No.4052212]

>>4052207

[Anonymous No.4052215]

>>4052207

April Powell! What an unappreciative bitch!

[Anonymous No.4052220]

>>4052207
>>4052212
Glad to see some are using my shitty haiku. I don't expect a pleb to understand it, and a patrician could see how it's shit. But still, feels nice.

[Anonymous No.4052221]

>>4052182
>>4052189
Thanks, man.

[Anonymous No.4052223]

>>4052176
>wouldn't give footjob
Wut. That's pretty much the big mac and fries of catering to someone's fetishes. 0/10 apply yourself, random teen.

[Anonymous No.4052236]

>>4052194
Yeah, that's a pretty good line.

[Anonymous No.4052256]

did this to some arabic chick and she replied with this

هههههههههااي :$
ميين

can anyone translate?

[Anonymous No.4052263]

>>4052256
>هههههههههااي :$
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
>ميين
'Who'
She means: who is it?
Get her nationality.

[Anonymous No.4052332]

Huh

[Anonymous No.4052370]

Not in an English speaking country, can't be assed into finding English girls through ask.fm. You guys are willing to test my text for me ?

Here's the thing:

There was this king in Wonderland
Who would not sleep nor eat nor smile
His mind would drift and waver while
His subjects drank and danced and sang

Alone amidst a cheerful crowd
In dreamy thoughts he would revel
As if all things were under spell
As if stunned life in wonder bowed

Before the Beauty from afar
That his mind pictured as a star
A summer wind her legend blew

To great Wonderland's city hall
But you already know it all
Since that dreamlike beauty is you

God that isn't easy.

[Anonymous No.4052372]

Well I just hope that some of you kids posting this stuff can use your newfound powers to get laid. Unless any of you are actual adults, in which case >>>/tv/

[Anonymous No.4052397]

>>4052372
At least people in this thread write poems. That's more /lit related than half the threads on the front page.

[Anonymous No.4052400]

>>4052397
>check front page
>it's about 80% book-related
Man, /lit/'s got better over time.

[Anonymous No.4052403]

>>4052397
Eh? I was being sincere, both about the teens and the adults (if there are any).

[Anonymous No.4052411]

>>4052372
>powers to get laid
I bet you're so cool, man. You bang them chicks all day erryday. I wish I were you.

When will this 'I get laid', 'you can't get laid', 'I just had sex', 'I fuck lots of people' shit stop?
I understand when it's fucking retarded people or on a board like /b/, but for fuck's sake this is /lit/.

[Anonymous No.4052413]

>>4052400
>>4052400
Fair enough. They're mostly shit or bad, but /lit-related shit.
>>4052403
I know. But the point of the thread was to write more than to get laid (I hope).

[Anonymous No.4052461]

>>4052411
Dude, I'm assuming the people writing these 'poems' are male teenagers, because (a) they're writing them to female teenagers and (b) the writing is horrible. From there I'm making the further, apparently unwarranted, assumption that these male teenagers are interested in having sex with female teenagers, and I'm wishing them well in these endeavours. Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.4052466]

>>4052411
...also, you're complaining about /b/ness in a thoroughly /b/ thread. I mean, seriously, look at the OP for a second.

[Anonymous No.4052472]

[Anonymous No.4052476]

>>4052472
>doing this on Facebook
>three steps
>C-lo-ee?

[Anonymous No.4052482]

http://ask.fm/killykat

[Anonymous No.4052485]

>>4052482
>Allow me, for I will force upon you a hug of passion and glory
>this is nice

[Anonymous No.4052506]

>>4048664
[...] décrite par tous comme la neige qui tombe gracieuse de façon inattendue un jour d'été

[Anonymous No.4052512]

>>4052332
granda coro oh maninho

[Anonymous No.4052671]

My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and fuck you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair.

[Anonymous No.4052747]

>>4052671
>going Full Joyce while serenading teenagers
I imagine that would get you arrested, somehow.

[Anonymous No.4052789]

>>4052194
>rape.

[Anonymous No.4052805]

Not bad?

[Anonymous No.4052865]

>>4052805
6.5/10 Keep trying.

[Anonymous No.4053009]

http://ask.fm/jessmaynardxx

please make this girl's day :)

[Anonymous No.4053260]

>>4053009

I tried with my poor english. She liked it, though.

Now I don't really know what to say. What would be a good farewell?

[Anonymous No.4053261]

>>4053260

I forgot the picture.

[Anonymous No.4053264]

>>4053260
Tell her you're too shy, but hopefully one day you'll approach her in real life?

[Anonymous No.4053276]

Why has no one used Joyce's love letters to his wife?
you know, the one about the farts

[Anonymous No.4053306]

>>4053261
Reminds me of White Nights by Dosto.
That's good, man, I liked it.

[Anonymous No.4053886]

joke's on you /lit/ i bet those girls are going to think that someone they know send them those lines so they're going to start having sex with everybody until they find out

too bad you're living miles away from them

[Anonymous No.4053913]

Thanks for making me smile /lit/

[Anonymous No.4053929]

Oh God, I accidentally sent one to a 14 year old girl. This feels oddly creepy.

[Anonymous No.4053944]

>>4053929
reported

[Anonymous No.4053947]

>>4053944
I swear officer, I thought she was 18.

[Anonymous No.4053952]

>>4053944
>>4053929

She only laughed at what I said :(
Eh, I'm too tired to go on.

[Anonymous No.4053977]

>inb4 some faggot links these sluts to this thread

[Anonymous No.4053992]

>>4053977
That faggot would be me.

[Anonymous No.4054036]

>>4052195

>I hope it really makes them feel good

Not only that, but doing this to a "hot" girl just feeds their ego and makes them into even more of an unsufferable cunt.

[Anonymous No.4054041]

>>4053977
>sluts
Now why would you assume that? Seems to me they're just random teenagers.

[Anonymous No.4054044]

>>4054036
Which is why, as a rule, we should do this for girls who are considered sub par than their prettier counterparts. Who knows, we might motivate them to improve themselves in different aspects.

[Anonymous No.4054210]

>>4054044
Yes, I agree. Do this.

[Anonymous No.4054227]

>>4054044
All that will do is give ugly girls higher standards so that when some ugly dude finally gets the nerve to approach one of them, she'll blow them off because she thinks she's hot shit.

[Anonymous No.4054235]

>>4054227
Let her live a delusional life in which she's the hottest, I don't care.

[Anonymous No.4054245]

>>4054235
If you don't care, then don't do it.

[Anonymous No.4054325]

>>4054245
This thread brought a speck of light to my otherwise gloomy heart.

[Anonymous No.4054341]

>>4054325
DARKNESS

[Anonymous No.4054347]

>>4049023
I am lazy no more.

>>4053009
Do you know her?

[Anonymous No.4054354]

>>4054347

Seeing your pic and others it's obvious people don't actually want to be contacted anonymously. They all automatically want to know, or want to know they can assume who posted which message to them.

[Anonymous No.4054357]

>>4054245
kill yourself moralfag :^)

[Anonymous No.4054359]

>>4054227

>don't hurt my chances with sub par women!

[Anonymous No.4054365]

>>4053264

I finally did the red one. Btw you're overloading this girl, anons, go look for others.

Not to mention the awkward one pasting Blake to a teenager.

[Anonymous No.4054367]

>>4054357
>don't want to white knight
>I'm the moralfag

[Anonymous No.4054369]

>>4054365

oh, fuck, again i forgot the capture

[Anonymous No.4054371]

>>4054354
All I want is to know for sure that she'll wake up tomorrow knowing that she's loved, somewhere, by someone.

Is this okay?

It matters not who I am. I am but a shy bird flying in you air; I fly around, but you do not care nor glimpse. I spread my wings hoping to see your teeth flash and your cheeks flush, exposing my vulnerability to you, but all you see is a fly fighting against itself. Maybe one day.

I might not know you, but what I know is that I love…

[Anonymous No.4054373]

This whole thread is clearly shit-posting.

How can you be fooled into thinking this has anything to do with /lit.

I am ashamed. Of all of you.

[Anonymous No.4054378]

>>4054369
she's a whore doe

http://kuchukiwa.tumblr.com/

[Anonymous No.4054379]

>>4054371

You're a projecting faggot who should take it over to /soc/, seriously get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.4054381]

>>4054373

It's quite clear you haven't even read Lolita. Go back to /tv/.

[Anonymous No.4054386]

>>4054379
That really hurts. I am a sensitive man.

[Anonymous No.4054389]

>>4054373
Oh, my, you're ashamed; how can I live now?

[Anonymous No.4054392]

>>4054386

You're egotistical, delusional, but perhaps not homosexual. Emasculated certainly.

Lonely man.

[Anonymous No.4054394]

>>4054392
look who's projecting now

[Anonymous No.4054399]

>>4054389

Live happily, by all means. Just stop posting in this thread.

[Anonymous No.4054400]

>>4054371
You don't realize how presumptuous, patronizing, and narcissistic this is? Nobody wants your pity.

[Anonymous No.4054404]

>>4054394

[Anonymous No.4054415]

>>4054400
I'm not pitying anybody. She's probably a hot 18 year-old who gets enough of attention from her family and friends. It's not about her, it's about me writing something decent that can be creepy from perspectives and romantic in other perspectives. Why are you taking this so seriously?

[Anonymous No.4054423]

>>4054415

She assumes rightly that this kind of attention could only come from someone she knows. She would be creeped the hell out if she knew it was you sending the messages instead of, say, that guy at work who smiled at her last week.

You seem to be doing this for your own benefits, which makes the whole thing ultimately more creepy. You are a creepy guy. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.4054432]

>>4054423
I'm okay with this.
I find it interesting.
I winder what she though 'cave explorer' meant. I thought she wouldn't take it as seriously when she reads that part, but she didn't. I can't back down now.

[Anonymous No.4054460]

Islam cannot into Joyce.

[Anonymous No.4054463]

>>4054432
>I'm okay with this.

ie

>I'm practicing for when I kidnap teen girls

[Anonymous No.4054471]

>>4054463
To be honest, she doesn't really look like she's a teen yet. Just look at her innocent smile.

[Anonymous No.4054516]

Posting English translations of Gaelic poetry makes you look original, just a helpful tip for you all. Not even this profile could guess the source.

[Anonymous No.4054658]

DAMN she wants the D.

[Anonymous No.4054672]

It is really hard to find anyone worth of some good words on this site, anyway.

She is a bit curious.
In other words, she wants the double D.

[Anonymous No.4054676]

>>4053992
not much results...

[Anonymous No.4054679]

>>4054658
hahaha, wow, lol, and random in the same sentence. Lord have mercy.

[Anonymous No.4054682]

>>4054404
THAT ITT!

[Anonymous No.4054689]

>>4054672
>Self harm. Anorexia. Depression. Failed recovery

Sounds perfectly stable and well-rounded.

[Anonymous No.4054693]

>>4054679
>squalid senseless poetry
>HAHAHA
>wow
>lol

She clearly didn't get it. As such, she isn't wet.

[Anonymous No.4054699]

Man, this seems great to get girls attention. Too bad Ive never been into poetry.

[Anonymous No.4054701]

ITT:

Beta males

[Anonymous No.4054712]

At least make it interesting. Create jail-bait profiles and interject your cockbullocks then.

[Anonymous No.4054751]

Let's have a game, what is her age?

[Anonymous No.4054775]

>>4054701
>Beta males

Nothing wrong with second place.

[Anonymous No.4054777]

The max you get out of them is a "what" or "...." or a "lol". Kunstbanausen !

Yes, I'm mad.

[Anonymous No.4054825]

>>4054701
beta is the new alpha

just watch how i met your mother

[Anonymous No.4054855]

>>4054825
don't talk about my mother

[Anonymous No.4054868]

I live in Morocco, It'll be hard to find a girl that can fully comprehend English, maybe I should just go with french.

[Anonymous No.4054883]

Looks like some fun.
Give a profile to romance, anons, if you will.

[Anonymous No.4054910]

here I go

[Anonymous No.4054917]

I don't know what I expected

[Anonymous No.4054923]

>>4054855

Everyone's talking about your mother dude.

[Anonymous No.4054953]

>>4054923
dud don't say that

[Anonymous No.4054954]

>>4050092
>chocolate angel

fucking lel'd

[Anonymous No.4054976]

[Anonymous No.4055004]

>>4054910
turns out she is actually from my town. maybe I can reveal myself and talk to her some more. but the second message I sent to her was kind of creepy.

[Anonymous No.4055099]

>>4049786

I'm no literary expert but I really liked that.

[Anonymous No.4055215]

My question is the last one asked. If this doesn't prove that girls like rapey poetry over beta faggotry, I don't know what does.

[Anonymous No.4055240]

OP you glorious bastard. Beta fags around the world we be asked if it was them. This is their chance.

[Anonymous No.4055242]

[Anonymous No.4055304]

[Anonymous No.4055309]

>>4055240
>implying those betas won't be disheartened that such eloquent teens are compères in love with their one, their Beatrice

[Anonymous No.4055466]

>>4055215

>I go deeper *wink*

You win, anon. The poem was actually quite good too.

[Anonymous No.4055480]

>>4054917
How can you claim she's beautiful if she has no picture, wouldn't she see through that?

[Anonymous No.4055523]

>tfw you want to post one of your friend's ask.fm here but you're too paranoid

[Anonymous No.4055534]

>>4055466

Pity I live in a different country and don't know her. This is the closest I've ever been to getting laid.

[Anonymous No.4055537]

>>4055466

Pity I live in a different country and don't know her. This is the closest I've ever been to getting
laid.

Also,

>that "poem"
>good

I purposely made it as possessive and over the top as I could. Is that how you write love poetry?

[Anonymous No.4055539]

>>4055523
Why would you want your friend to receive anonymous creepy poetry?

Mind you, looking at the images not one of the girls has picked up on the creepy part.

[Anonymous No.4055541]

>>4054399

>sages on the second shit post only

What...what does this mean exactly?

[Anonymous No.4055556]

>>4051581
can you sent anonymous messages to them?

[Anonymous No.4055561]

>>4055556
Not unless you were to create a new blank account.

[Anonymous No.4055562]

>>4055537

Love poetry for teenagers has to be corny, cheese and the most over the top thing you can manage to write, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.4055565]

>>4055562
not really, contain that superiority complex

[Anonymous No.4055655]

>>4055562

This girl had the right response to it, I'm actually kind of proud of her.

[Anonymous No.4055656]

>>4055655

Can't tell if sarcasm.

[Anonymous No.4055661]

>>4055655
>from now on
Oh shit, she thinks you're someone she actually knows. Some guy may be getting some unjustified hate his way...

[Anonymous No.4055664]

>>4055661

Sh-should I send her a link to this thread?

[Anonymous No.4055669]

>>4055664
If you don't want to expose the whole sordid horror that is this thread, you could try just posting again saying you're actually just randomly trolling- link her to the exact same poem in >>4055656. That way no-one gets an angry girl fist in the face. Hopefully.

[Anonymous No.4055675]

>>4055664
do it, dude. it would be funny.

[Anonymous No.4055681]

>>4048770
That's only because she doesn't know what loins are.

[Anonymous No.4055683]

I was going to do this:

>>4055669

But then one of her friends tried to take credit for my work, so I did this:

>>4055675

[Anonymous No.4055686]

>>4052182
>pm a 13 yr old
>doesn't post the Lolita quote
That's your own damn fault.

[Anonymous No.4055689]

The saddest part is that, what are these girls after? Do they think people actually talk like that? Do they actually think some well spoken Romanian poet has fallen madly in love with their profile icon? Or what?

[Anonymous No.4055690]

>>4055689
>Romanian

[Anonymous No.4055692]

>>4055480
It's tumblr. She probably assumes he's just saying she's beautiful no matter what she looks like, how she acts and regardless of what anybody else says. They're fucking arrogant that way.

[Anonymous No.4055694]

>>4055690

You are velly pretty gurl, your eyes make sparkle like sapphires. I am of the feeling with great affection towards you und vould like very much to be making of the marriage on you. My heart kathumps in chest when am alone thinking of your alabaster skins. Please let me be yours for ever und ever.

[Anonymous No.4055696]

>>4055690
It would explain some of the less-than-fluent writing...

[Anonymous No.4055697]

>>4055681
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_loin

[Anonymous No.4055698]

>>4055694
>when am alone thinking of your alabaster skins

[Anonymous No.4055701]

>>4055689
Most of them only seem to be expressing mild interest, really. And people do send each other bad poetry sometimes- it's not that wacky a scenario.

[Anonymous No.4055708]

This is [r9k] tier. Stop, immediately.

[Anonymous No.4055767]

>>4055701
But it's creepy as shit.

[Anonymous No.4056038]

>>4055708
>i dont like this! make it stop!
This is [v] tier. Stop, immediately

[Anonymous No.4056585]

>>4048958

You have my respects anon.

[Anonymous No.4056694]

At work, can someone try this:

"I live my life as a celebration of your existence. You are the cosmos where everything I desire resides. The clarity of your face sweeps away the cloudiness from my life. I am in love with everything about you. Your eyebrows that arch over the curve before dispersing onto the bridge of your dainty nose. Plump, your lips have the strangest curl to them.

You cannot know who I am, but you must know how earnestly I feel it. You will forever be that otherwolrdly goddess gleaming down from the sky, who nourishes and replenishes but is forever unreachable."

I hope it makes someone happy.

[Anonymous No.4056855]

>>4056694
on it

[Anonymous No.4056861]

>>4056694
I cut it down to this because of character limits:
I live my life as a celebration of your existence. You are the cosmos where everything I desire resides. The clarity of your face sweeps away the cloudiness from my life. I am in love with everything about you. You cannot know who I am, but you must know how earnestly I feel it. I do not deserve you

[Anonymous No.4056984]

>>4056861
Post results.

[Anonymous No.4056987]

>>4056694
>at work
Stop trolling anon.

[Anonymous No.4056996]

>>4056984
top left is the links to the profiles

[Anonymous No.4057009]

>>4055708
I made a thread on /r9k/. This will probably get more attention there

>>>/r9k/8400165
>>>/r9k/8400165
>>>/r9k/8400165

[Anonymous No.4057131]

Will be stealing some from here and posting results. This was my first one stolen from>>4056861. I posted it and some other nigga took the credit.

[Anonymous No.4057141]

>>4057131
>you can DM or give me your number too(:

[Anonymous No.4057145]

A lot of 13-16 year olds on this. Kinda makes me feel weird

[Anonymous No.4057153]

>>4057141

Found out she was 14 but she looked much older. Kinda makes me realize how easy it is for niggas get caught up in shit.

[Anonymous No.4057212]

>>4054227
Lol

[Anonymous No.4057213]

>>4057153
If by "get caught up" you mean "directly approach underage teens", then yeah, sure.

[Anonymous No.4057220]

>>4057213

Officer I didn't know she was 14 I swear

[Anonymous No.4057231]

>>4048664
top keks i have mutual friends with her on facebook

514?

[Anonymous No.4057321]

How did I do?

[Anonymous No.4057601]

>>4056861
>>4056996
>>4056861
>>4056694

Wonderful.

But I think /r9k/ is ruining and overdoing it. Only a matter of time now before this ends up on Know Your Meme or some shit.

[Anonymous No.4057604]

>>4057321
Where are you from anon? That girl and I have the same last name.

[Anonymous No.4057630]

>>4052476
top lel
>she was clo, plain clo at the morning

[Anonymous No.4057634]

I'm not good at this.

[Anonymous No.4059442]

>>4057601


It's gone so far beyond acceptable that I'm considering never posting or lurking on /r9k/ again.

[Anonymous No.4059455]

>>4059442
It really is pathetic. But then, what do you expect from self-pitying foreveralone virgins?

[Anonymous No.4059470]

>>4059455

Well, I'm a self pitying foreveralone virgin (who also likes literature, hence the cross posting,) and I was heavily involved in this thread, but I didn't act like a schoolboy making prank calls.

Now they're declaring one of the girls a "queen". Honestly I don' know what they could do to make me more disenfranchised.

[Anonymous No.4059500]

>>4048030
Am I doing it right?

[Anonymous No.4059512]

>>4059500

>those unfunny tabs

no