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Anonymous Mon Aug 12 08:25:41 2013 No.4022495 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Funny nicknames for writers.

-Jane Exhausten
-James takes the Joyce out of reading.
-Vlad the Loli impaler.

Anyone got more? Preferably funny ones.

Pic unrelated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 08:31:42 2013 No.4022505 File: 8 KB, 180x172, 1207506398448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Terrible, just terrible. Quickly, delete this thread before anyone sees.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 08:32:41 2013 No.4022508 The ultra autist for DFW

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 08:35:41 2013 No.4022513 O 'weird faggot with aspergers' P

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 08:49:41 2013 No.4022544 >>4022508 That's not funny or witty in any way. I mean actual nicknames with wordplay and shit. Not just calling authors autists. >>4022513 same goes for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 08:50:41 2013 No.4022545 >>4022544 confirmed for assburgers

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 08:50:41 2013 No.4022546 >>4022495 Well there's Jamba Juice, but I like yours better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 08:51:41 2013 No.4022548 >>4022544 >same goes for you Y-you too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 08:54:42 2013 No.4022555 File: 8 KB, 248x250, costanza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will Faulkner for William Cuthbert Faulkner

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 09:15:41 2013 No.4022597 I think you will really like these OP Hit Points Lovecraft Steven Rook Gustave Flawbert Alan Less Neil Gayman Gabriel Garcia Marquez (I couldn't come up with a funny name for this one)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 09:18:41 2013 No.4022601 >>4022597 Gayman that is priceless lol tip of the hat to you sir good day

>>	None !!lZetafI6z8s Mon Aug 12 09:18:41 2013 No.4022603 Nuts Hamsun

>>	None !!lZetafI6z8s Mon Aug 12 09:19:41 2013 No.4022604 >>4022603 alternatively: Nut Hamsun

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 09:21:41 2013 No.4022606 Fedora Dostoyesky.

>>	None !!lZetafI6z8s Mon Aug 12 09:22:41 2013 No.4022609 Nut handsome

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 09:22:41 2013 No.4022610 File: 252 KB, 500x313, hair.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] John Ballsack.

Anonymous Mon Aug 12 09:30:41 2013 No.4022621

Kafkan't write for peanuts (am I right ;)
Smellville (because his writing smells - peeyew!)
Fakespeare (because he wasnt real - duh!)
Gohomer (he should go home because hes lousy)
Henry Filler (what was he even talking about)

This is fun, OP. Id write more but my sister has to use the computer

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 09:35:41 2013 No.4022632 >>4022610 This should've been everyone's first try. >Terry the prat. >George R.R Tolkien

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 09:51:36 2013 No.4022650 >>4022597 >>4022621 >>4022606 OP here, this is what I'm talking about. Fuck the fedorahaters, terrible puns are awesome... I'm gonna make a list. Gohomer is probably my favourite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 09:51:36 2013 No.4022651 James enJoyce fucking farts out of you.

Anonymous Mon Aug 12 10:04:41 2013 No.4022664

Sadmule Feckit
Freedick Neatshit
William Burrows deep into an algid core of fascinated steam streams as the hafbird hoplitedhead army watches (idfk)
Vlad&mir NaBoneOff
Herman Hessian all natural fibres
Alan Gaysburg
Bray Radberry

I could do this all day, someone stop me

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 10:05:41 2013 No.4022667 Captain KirkRegard

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 10:08:41 2013 No.4022669 >>4022667 top lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 10:12:41 2013 No.4022677 >>4022632 More like TERRY PRATTLE AMIRITE?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 10:13:41 2013 No.4022684 Pert Eaten Fellas

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 10:23:41 2013 No.4022713 Jean Pulls Charles, am I so art right? All bout Camels Simone de Beaver Ex mundi Hustler

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 10:29:42 2013 No.4022728 >>4022713 Thank you for contributing but like one in every 6 puns you make is funny, the other ones are terrible (not in a good way)... Quantity =/= quality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 10:34:41 2013 No.4022736 File: 89 KB, 460x268, leo_toistory.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Francis BaconStrips&BaconStrips&Baconstrips

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 10:37:42 2013 No.4022744 playing it a bit fast n loose with the term 'funny' there, op

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 10:53:42 2013 No.4022774 Ayn Rhymed, the writer of Atlas Thugged Fedora Destroyvsky, writer of the Brothas Kalashnikov

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 10:59:41 2013 No.4022784 File: 5 KB, 204x247, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jacques "The Reader" (since he always writes about the reader/text dialectic) Jack The Ripper (a philosophical serial killer)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 11:04:41 2013 No.4022803 Arthur Rainbow no I'm not a plagiarist

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 11:07:41 2013 No.4022811 Pinecone David Failure Walrus it's been 31 posts, /lit/. are you even trying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 11:11:41 2013 No.4022820 File: 76 KB, 600x450, ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what is wrong with you

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 11:11:41 2013 No.4022822 File: 50 KB, 460x619, Limited-Edition-Doritos-Jumpin-Jack-Tortilla-Chips-Bag2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4022784 Jack Dorito

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 11:13:41 2013 No.4022824 File: 42 KB, 268x350, Derrida-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4022822 Now that's deconstruction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 11:36:41 2013 No.4022861 Michael Gay-bone Miguel Sarah-want-deez? Kurt Wanna-get-all-up-in-yo-gutz (french-vanilla-butter-pecan-chocolate-deluxe) Jorge Luis Whore-slays Whore-slap McCarthy George Bore-well

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 11:37:41 2013 No.4022863 Alexandre Dumbass

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 11:38:27 2013 No.4022865 >>4022861 Stop while you're sucking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 11:43:27 2013 No.4022876 >>4022861 Seriously though, you're trying way too hard. Out of those six, the only good one was George Borewell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 11:44:27 2013 No.4022878 >>4022861 Teen Cunts (Dean Koontz)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 12 11:46:27 2013 No.4022883 File: 22 KB, 205x300, 1365420178847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vlodomor Nobokov

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