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Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:53:54 2013 No.3979060 [Reply] [Original]

What does one lend an 18 year old female? If I lend her something philosophical she probably won't appreciate it, but if I lend her John Green shit she'll think I'm a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:54:54 2013 No.3979066 its actually pretty easy to fuck 15 year old girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:54:54 2013 No.3979065 >>3979060 Lend her the cock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:01:53 2013 No.3979081 >>3979065 That's what I'm aiming at.

>>	Celebes !!NWFwVGUkpTc Mon Jul 29 04:15:54 2013 No.3979102 >>3979060 Sum dat Chuck Bawladare no wt im sayn

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:20:53 2013 No.3979115 >>3979102 ...?

>>	None !!lZetafI6z8s Mon Jul 29 04:23:54 2013 No.3979122 >>3979115 charlie b

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:28:53 2013 No.3979125 Lend her some Murakami and get your dick wet b.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:31:53 2013 No.3979129 >>3979115 cee bow

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:44:53 2013 No.3979143 >>3979060 lol, lend her the alchemist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:47:53 2013 No.3979147 Seconded. Norwegian Wood is Pseudointellectual Feelsfucking: The Book.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:47:53 2013 No.3979149 >>3979060 How about letting her go to a library or make her own decisions. She doesn't need your books.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:48:53 2013 No.3979150 >>3979060 wuthering heights you dildo

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:52:53 2013 No.3979161

why are you insisting on lending her a book in the first place? this is a move that rarely works out. lend her murakami and she's friendzone your sensitive ass, lend her something too dull to her normalfag sensibility and she'll think you're boring, lend her something too difficult or esoteric and you'll make her feel stupid

show her books and all that after you seal the deal, don't make books your first move m8 that is lame as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:58:53 2013 No.3979172 >>3979147 >>3979125 That Norwegian Wood tldr. I will probably go with that ty

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 05:01:53 2013 No.3979176 Autobiography of red!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 05:02:53 2013 No.3979178 Just mention how Harry Potter is your favourite book (I know it's not just a single book, but that's how all these teenage girls put it). You'll get the vajayjay in no time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 05:02:53 2013 No.3979179 >>3979161 She insisted on that. She's lending me a book too. And she's a beginner writer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 05:06:54 2013 No.3979188 >I have lots of great books, come to my place and see if you wanna borrow any Bro-tip, get some books about whores having revelations about make-up while impaled on a dick. It's intellectual and progressive.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 05:12:54 2013 No.3979198 >>3979060 >philosophical Just give her 50 Shades of Grey. But like a first edition or a signed copy or something like that. So she knows you're deep

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 05:25:53 2013 No.3979216 >>3979198 (y)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 05:28:53 2013 No.3979219 >>3979198 Signed by Ron Jeremy.

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:25:53 2013 No.3979281

>>3979178
I would neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever go out with a guy who said Harry Potter was his favorite book and I don't know a single girl that would. That's about the most beta thing the guy could say. You trying to get him permavirginated or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:26:53 2013 No.3979283 >>3979281 The fact that you never would and that fact that you don't know any girl that would is more of a reflection of your own fucking stupidity than anything else. Please an hero you fucking invalid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:26:53 2013 No.3979284 >>3979198 wow... no wonder the guys on lit are forever alone. none of the girls worth having would come near a guy who read that shit willingly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:29:53 2013 No.3979289 >>3979283 >Please an hero you fucking invalid. Do you even English? No girl worth having would want to be around a guy with a middle school reading interest level unless they were both actually in middle school.

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:33:53 2013 No.3979297

>>3979289

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/invalid

Do you even English?

>no girl worth having would want to be around a guy with a middle school reading interest unless they were both actually in middle school

Except for maybe a girl who was interested in a guy who, I dunno, writes books for middle aged children and happens to prefer the innocence and simplicity of their nature over anything else?

Perhaps that guy just likes something that reminds him of when he was younger?

Perhaps he just fucking really likes it?

I don't even like Harry Potter, I really don't. But the notion that any human, specifically a literate one, could be so simple that they negate relationships with another based purely on something as inconsequential as a favorite book is fucking stupid.

You are stupid for defending the argument as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:33:53 2013 No.3979298 >>3979284 >can't detect humor

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:40:54 2013 No.3979309 >>3979297 >>3979289 knights of the told republic 2: the told empire

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:42:54 2013 No.3979310 So reading Harry Potter on /lit/ is like not lifting on /fit/

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:55:53 2013 No.3979325

>>3979060
Mrs Dalloway, unless she's a complete entry level pleb who can't into lit... if she's able to appreciate and enjoy the book, you're in (both metaphorically and literally speaking, if you know what I mean ;) )

It's a pretty short book, I read it in two sittings, tons of feels and shit, beautiful as fuck.

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:58:53 2013 No.3979329

>>3979281
Sorry, most of the booknerd girls I know are mostly into the teen section of the library or bookstore. If they don't have their hands on the newest teen paranormal romance, then they're rereading Harry Potter. At least that's my area of the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 07:18:53 2013 No.3979357 Kamasutra

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 07:24:53 2013 No.3979371 >>3979325 started reading it after your recommendation and I'm really liking it myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 07:27:54 2013 No.3979381 Just lend her something from Hemingway. Its simple, easy and got some good romance in it to make her wet and think about you. Choose the book where the main character looks most like her or the leading female looks most like her.

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 07:29:54 2013 No.3979388

>>3979371
That's actually really nice to hear. I myself wouldn't do it while on 4chan, but hey, as long as you read it and enjoy it :)

I think if you just focus on the book without taking 4chan breaks you'll be able to better appreciate how her writing just flows and the beauty of it. There are barely any breaks during the novel for a reason. You're not meant to stop until you get to them. Imo that is, anyway.

Good luck, glad you're enjoying it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 08:00:53 2013 No.3979419 >>3979289 Do you even 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 08:02:53 2013 No.3979420 File: 485 KB, 500x259, whatdje8dj.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3979325 >;) )

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 08:32:54 2013 No.3979463 >>3979420 I love lit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 08:46:53 2013 No.3979479 mccullers' The heart is a lonely hunter.. rabbit, run by updike. basil and josephine stories by fitzgerald.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 09:02:53 2013 No.3979504 >>3979060 Please reduce this girl to a certain stereotype first so I know which clichés to throw at her.

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 09:47:59 2013 No.3979582 [DELETED]

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>>3979060
Not enough child rape in this thread. Fucking regressives. We progressives love child rape. See this progressive /lit/ thread: >>3979523

As /lit/izens we stand united in the stance for more child rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 10:21:53 2013 No.3979656 >>3979463 That's all very well and good, but please refrain from using emoticons in future.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:10:53 2013 No.3979771 >>3979656 Gotcha ;)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:25:53 2013 No.3979804 >>3979060 Try to lend her some Oscar Wilde.

>>	Celebes !!NWFwVGUkpTc Mon Jul 29 13:06:16 2013 No.3980052 >>3979656 ;) :') :9

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