/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.3951513]

Literary hookup thread

post name, a/s/l and what you're looking for.

Pic if you have one.

Elizabeth Bennett, 19/F/Regency England

looking for an eligible man of at least three thousand a year, to be my romantic counterpart in life. Willing to travel

[Anonymous No.3951521]

Cornelius

25/ M/ yorkshire

[Anonymous No.3951523]

>>3951521
also, I'm looking for dat pussy

[Anonymous No.3951540]

Fitzwilliam Darcy M/28/Pemberly,near Lampton, Derbyshire

Interested in a mistress that gives good head, 10,000 a year

[Anonymous No.3951539]

Queequeg 29/m/south pacific

Missed connection: Lost track of you when our cruise ended abruptly. Call me, Ishmael...

[Anonymous No.3951543]

>>3951540
change that to "wife" and I'm down: this is me:>>3951513


I swallow.

[Anonymous No.3951555]

22/M/Paris

[Anonymous No.3951563]

21 M Omegle

We connected to each other, and although you disconnect from me fairly quickly, I thought you were interesting. you told me about your stone guard parents who don't let you do anything you want. My name is Darwin. I'd like to talk to you again, if that's O.K. with you--and your parents, should they read this.

[Anonymous No.3951567]

>>3951543
Nothing is more deceitful than the appearance of humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect boast.

[Anonymous No.3951571]

18 m Spain
we can watch Fellini's filmography together

[Anonymous No.3951574]

>>3951567
There's nothing indirect about it. if you've got the money, i've got the kneepads. Also, I'm considered a wit, in a small way.

[Anonymous No.3951609]

>>3951574
You expect me to account for opinions which you choose to call mine, but which I have never acknowledged. Bring your kneepads with pride and I shall forgo my prejudice in our matrimony.

[Anonymous No.3951619]

>>3951571
If you're qt and gay I'm down. I think you missed the point of the thread though.

[Anonymous No.3951657]

>>3951609
do you by any chance have a douchebag aunt or anything i should know about?

[Anonymous No.3951671]

Humbert Humbert, old/masculine/The Glorious United States of America

Looking for a prepubescent qt3.14 whose monkeyish feet I can admire. Also seckxs n stuffs :3

I know things about literature. Your mom likes me. I'll rape you (nicely doe, I'll get you to want it babygirl)

Call me.

[Anonymous No.3951675]

Holden

??/m/Texas

Looking for casual public restroom encounters

[Anonymous No.3951678]

>>3951609
Sweet. I shall see to the arrangement of our union promptly. You might also want to be aware that I take it up the ass like a lady, and my safeword is "mantilla".

[Anonymous No.3951681]

>>3951657
Your conjecture is totally wrong, I assure you. My mind was more agreeably engaged. I have been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow

[Anonymous No.3951685]

Austria
That is all.
I'm willing to bet nobody here is from Austria.

[Anonymous No.3951686]

>>3951671
>>3951671
Charlotte Haze
Female/mid-50s/New England
would you like to board at my house? My daughter, Dolores, is so lonely...

[Anonymous No.3951688]

30/Male/Dublin

Looking for a qt3.14 to engage in scat play and fart on me. Serious enquiries only; must appreciate my frequent jumps into autres Sprachen.

[Anonymous No.3951690]

>>3951686
Hmm very pleased to meet you, m'lady. I would very much enjoy getting to know WHAT A SWEET LITTLE NYMPHET THAT LOLI OF YOUR IS MM OH MY MY PHALLUS FEELS RATHER AROUSED you.

[Anonymous No.3951689]

>>3951685
Tirol hier

[Anonymous No.3951692]

>>3951689
Holy shit. That was fast.
Vienna here.

[Anonymous No.3951693]

>>3951688
8/10, that was actually pretty good man, made me laugh.

[Anonymous No.3951694]

>>3951688
That was a literary joke about Joyce, wasn't it? Hehehe

[Anonymous No.3951695]

>>3951678
A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony, from matrimony to anal in a moment. Ahh mantilla I shall unfold that word as though it is our wedding everynight and the word shall unfold from your lips as your arse blossoms for me.

[Anonymous No.3951696]

>>3951690
well, that's lovely. You should come at once! You sound like a man i would want to marry. Do you, perchance, keep a diary?

Oh, and my daughter will be at camp for quite some time, so we can have the house to ourselves ;)

[Anonymous No.3951702]

>>3951696
I will murder you!
I mean.. nice to meet you!

[Anonymous No.3951706]

~6000/m/heaven
looking for a betrothed virgin to defi - to purify, i mean. Any takers?

[Anonymous No.3951709]

>>3951696
W-well isn't that lovely and totally not sexually unappealing! >tfw I'm gonna have to think about my little nymphet's flat chest while banging her whale-sized mom I'm sure it'll be delightful.

I do, in fact, keep a diary. You must never look at it though. Nothing to do with deeply disturbing pedo thoughts and other weirdness though, just muh privacy hehehe.

[Anonymous No.3951710]

>>3951692
let's fuck

[Anonymous No.3951711]

>>3951706
oh hay

[Anonymous No.3951715]

>>3951702
:O

>>3951709
Oh, my, i can feel my wooden new-englander heart being wooed. Why don't you come now and take care of business (;

[Anonymous No.3951718]

gay thread, you should be all ashamed of yourself

[Anonymous No.3951722]

Mary Bennet
18/f/Regency England

Quiet. accomplished in my small way upon the pianoforte, draw well and suck cock with adequate skill. Also heavily pierced and tattooed, mostly with scenic landscapes of italy and classical erotica after Ovid and the Decammeron.
Fuck safewords.

[Anonymous No.3951723]

>>3951715
>>3951702 wasn't me, sweetcheeks.

Your Humby-hubby would never do such a thing <3 We'll die old and peaceful in each other's arms or when you run out of the house like a maniac after stumbling upon my diary full of >tfw no qt prepubescent gf stuff .

I'll see you soon bayubbz

[Anonymous No.3951725]

>>3951718

[Anonymous No.3951727]

>post name,
Oliver Goodman.

>a/s/l
22/m/uk.

>and what you're looking for.
Just casual sex. Male or female, I don't mind.

>Pic if you have one.
Related

[risky cat !EyoS5AWf4c No.3951731]

25/m/Germany
im looking for a girl thats kinda like me that woud be maybe intrested in dating or at least just a friend to talk to that lives close enough to where i can se them and she has anime and manga interests. I play guitar tooand my favorite non-Japanese band is Nirvana.
also my ideology is nihilism, it's very deep and interesting but i'll explain it to you if you suck my dick
bye ^^
>captcha

[risky cat !EyoS5AWf4c No.3951736]

>>3951731
heres a picture of me!
このサイトについて - 翻訳!

[Anonymous No.3951743]

>>3951722
Mhm. Perhaps you can be my mistress on the side as I have already married a woman by the name of Elizabeth, you dont happen to be related to Elizabeth Bennet?

[Anonymous No.3951746]

>>3951513
fucking hell, did you actually read the book?
elizabeth's whole shtick is that she is very skeptical of how materialistic marriage has become. while around her, everyone is marrying for bad reasons (money and status in the case of Charlotte Lucas, sex in the case of her parents and Lydia) that ultimately leave them unsatisfied, Elizabeth marries out of genuine love, friendship, and admiration for Mr Darcy. He just happens to be stinking rich and sexy as fuck, but hey she got lucky.

[Anonymous No.3951751]

iranman here. some people know me from the kharms threads. obviously im cursed to live in iran. things i like :

Cinema - David Cronenberg / Takashii Miike / Park Chan-wook / Ken Russell / Nicolas Winding Refn / Kim Ki-Duk / Takeshi Kitano / Tarsem Singh /...

Writers & Poets : Daniil Kharms / Bohumil Hrabal / Ernst Jandl / Dean Young / Dino Buzzati / Mikhail Bulgakov / Thomas Pynchon / Alexander Vvedensky / Velimir Khlebnikov / ...

Music : Technical Death Metal / Dark Ambient / Glitch / Breakcore / Deathcore and Metalcore / Future Garage / IDM / 8-bit / 2-Step Hardcore / Atmospheric Post-hardcore / Djent / Grindcore / Super Eaurobeat

Art - Gustav Klimt / Hieronymus Bosch / Marcel Duchamp / Max Ernst / Zdzislaw Beksinski

Video Games - Guilty Gear X2 # Reload / Nightfall Mysteries-The Asylum Conspiracy / Machinarium / Phantasmat Collectors Edition / F-zero GX / Eliminate Down / Gley Lancer / Thunder Force IV / M.U.S.H.A / LSD: Dream Emulator / Bad Mojo / Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh

im also interested in paranormal and unexplained. i workout (both lifting and body weight training) and i like athletic bodies. i never found a female human being interesting enough to get in a relationship with, im 30 years old.

[Anonymous No.3951756]

>>3951751
>iranman

Did you get the book translated? What happened? If you made a lot of money out of it, you owe /lit/ a royalty cheque.

[Anonymous No.3951764]

>>3951756

yeah ive done it and its getting published right now. i will make a thread and post the cover when its out. sure i owe /lit/ alot for this. i will pay back one day dude

[Anonymous No.3951783]

>>3951746
perhaps you are unfamiliar with the literary device known as " ironic lampoon". A type of subversive satire in which the character of a person or type is portrayed as the opposite of what is normally expected, even as an exaggerated opposite.
brave men are cowards, generous men have selfish moitves and the most coy and discreet virgin is revealed to be posessed of the sensibilities of the most accomplished courtesan.
it is considered a low type of farce.

[Anonymous No.3951790]

>>3951751
>obviously im curse to live in Iran
top lelke mate

[Anonymous No.3952490]

>>3951513
Partyminded Yogi seeks Commissar, pref "New Party" for extreme interrogation sessions and reconstruction of party faith in the light of the Great Leader's guiding hand. (M/37/Leningrad, do not call before 3am).

[Anonymous No.3952537]

18/m/British Raj, India.

I like hunting and the outdoors.

Mowgli's the name. Mow to rhyme with Cow incase you were wondering. It means Little Frog.

[Anonymous No.3952547]

>>3952490
Man, I'm seeking a Dom too, but it is so damn hard to find one. I try to hide in my room and enjoy myself privately, but I've not been picked up yet. If you do find someone, let me know how?

—Winston (M/40s/London)

[Anonymous No.3952566]

The amount of horny blinds itt saddens me.

[Anonymous No.3952586]

22/m/nj

looking for a female. thats about it.

[Anonymous No.3952589]

12/f/Ramsdale

super h00rny

[Anonymous No.3952590]

>>3951727
Where in the UK?

[Anonymous No.3952609]

>>3952589
Hey, Chris Hansen.

[Anonymous No.3952612]

>>3952589

Eww, is that Elle Fanning? She's like seven feet tall!

[risky cat !EyoS5AWf4c No.3952611]

>>3952589
enjoy your ban

[Anonymous No.3952619]

>>3951722
>implying Mary wasn't a lesbian

[Anonymous No.3952634]

>>3951706
Hi dad!

[None !!lZetafI6z8s No.3952823]

9/m/atx

please let me know if you want to smoke pcp and listen to lamborghini crystal w/ me and you live in the austin area if you're a girl we can kiss maybe if you're a boy too depends serious inquiries only please

[Anonymous No.3952851]

this is the worst fucking thread I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.3952862]

Charles Ryder, 39/M/Currently Homeless

Looking for a human being to give me love, preferably someone who resembles Sebastian Flyte, face, attitude and taste-wise. I do not care if you have a penis or a vagina, so as long as you don't leave me alone to become a worthless alcoholic with a german pet in some god forsaken arabian land, or break off everything with me because you are too busy thinking about your life as a catholic girl in a protestant world and then you turn sour because of the way and also you should really resemble Sebastian... he was the forerunner.

[Anonymous No.3952867]

>>3952862
this is v poor, charles ryder is never really homeless (as far as i remember) and also it's way too blatant, ryder's homo-lust for sebastian is always at least thinly disguised or sublimated into lust for sebastian's sister or catholicism

[None !!lZetafI6z8s No.3952881]

waait a sec is this thread some kind of joke thing

[Anonymous No.3952885]

>>3952867
> never really homeless
You didn't get the reference.

Also, the homo-lust is still debatable until now. Waugh didn't really clear that up, and a good five years later he "hated" the book with the force of a thousand suns. As far as I know, it's a good kick because it gets people talking. Some may say that his "love" for sebastian was just a foreshadowing for Julia.

[Anonymous No.3952891]

>>3952881
No. This is serious business. I'm a boy, wanna make out?

[Anonymous No.3952898]

>>3952881
this is the best post in this thread

>>3952885
>You didn't get the reference.

well excuse me

>Also, the homo-lust is still debatable until now. Waugh didn't really clear that up, and a good five years later he "hated" the book with the force of a thousand suns. As far as I know, it's a good kick because it gets people talking. Some may say that his "love" for sebastian was just a foreshadowing for Julia.

eh, i agree that it's debatable but i think it's ultimately just much easier and more coherent to assume that the narrator is variously lying about, deceiving himself about, and sublimating his boner for sebastian than it is to take everything he says at face value. the story just hangs together better that way; it's more plausible.

i definitely agree that it's not established either way and i used to argue that it wasn't a sexual thing, but honestly, i really think it just makes more sense as a story that way

[None !!lZetafI6z8s No.3952900]

>>3952891
depends

[risky cat !EyoS5AWf4c No.3952909]

>>3952900
the archive is back nigga, have yu added me on skype?

[Anonymous No.3952936]

>>3952898
>well excuse me
I was referencing Ryder's talk with Hooper.

> really think it just makes more sense as a story that way
I've had an argument with this the other day with a friend. She's a purist, or so she claims, and she insists on Charles and Sebastian being nothing more than philial. She even cited a line in the book, I forgot who said it, but the line basically said that Sebastian was in love with his childhood, which is why he is always juvenile in his discretions on his first meeting with Charles, and Charles "loved" Sebastian because he represented everything which was new to him - he was glamour and the high-life. Basically, what she's saying was "they're not real people and they're symbols".

I'm kind of on the fence on this one, but I'm leaning more on "Charles is a bisexual and Sebastian is homosexual man who didn't get it with Charles." Julia even keeps asking Charles about his love for Sebastian, and she was rather jealous, wasn't she? In the boat scene in the Atlantic, what ticked me off was when Charles was making his advances towards Julia and Julia said no I can't give you love, but Charles insisted that he wasn't looking for love, to which Julia countered. That really was a sublimating point for me, as well. He just sees Sebastian in everything.

[None !!lZetafI6z8s No.3952940]

>>3952891
i said kiss btw, not make out, making out implies that repetitive tongue waggling and thats boring and not pleasing at all. not even w/ taschen (maybe with taschen).
>>3952909
im making a new account with a username i wouldn't mind using rn

[None !!lZetafI6z8s No.3953022]

>>3952909
okay i made it

kaaantilope

everyone on /lit/ feel free to add me (that includes you taschen)