/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.3945959]

"I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also."

Why did I not know about these letters? They're a gold mine. What are /lit/'s favorite lines from Joyce's love letters to his dear wife, Nora?

[Anonymous No.3945966]

Here's a link for those not wanting to google it.

http://adoxoblog.wordpress.com/2011/02/25/f%CE%BCckbird-and-jim-james-joyces-letters-to-nora-barnacle/

[Anonymous No.3945970]

>>3945959
Is that fucking real?

[Anonymous No.3945979]

>>3945959
"Do you come in the act of shitting or do you frig yourself off first and then shit? It must be a fearfully lecherous thing to see a girl with her clothes up frigging furiously at her cunt, to see her pretty white drawers pulled open behind and her bum sticking out and a fat brown thing stuck half-way out of her hole. You say you will shit your drawers, dear, and let me fuck you then. I would like to hear you shit them, dear, first and then fuck you. Some night when we are somewhere in the dark and talking dirty and you feel your shite ready to fall put your arms round my neck in shame and shit it down softly. The sound will madden me and when I pull up your dress"

Joyce would have been at home on /b/

[Anonymous No.3945983]

>>3945959
>>3945979
I will never see James Joyce the same way again. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.3945984]

God I wish I had the talent to become a famous author so someone could be on holo-3D-4chan 80 years from now reading a discovered cache of chatlogs

The technology has gotten so much better since naughty love letters, people could read thousands and thousands of megabytes of me asterisk roleplaying furry sex on AIM

[Anonymous No.3945987]

I want Joyce to cwtch me so bad.

[Anonymous No.3945989]

>Joyce had a scat fetish

mahnigga.jpg

[Anonymous No.3946006]

>irish

[Anonymous No.3946008]

>>3945984
yeah dude in a couple hundred years when the nsa opens up all its archives to historians we're gonna find some fucking weird shit man

[Anonymous No.3946020]

>>3945970
Not only is it real, there is a lot more. Go read the letters at the link above you that anon posted.

[Anonymous No.3946048]

So what's the difference between "blocked" and "frigged" in Joyce's letters?
Also, that second letter where Joyce mentions Nora's "other lover" reminds me a lot of "The Dead". Gentlemen, I think these letters were the start of Dubliners.

[Anonymous No.3946124]

>>3946048
>start of Dubliners

Never thought of that. Genius.

[Anonymous No.3946129]

These have to be fake. In private there's no way I see Joyrce writing these. Please tell me there's at least a small chance these are fake, /lit/. Please.

[Anonymous No.3946135]

>>3946129
Nah, he actually wrote them

[Anonymous No.3946144]

>>3946129
They're very real.

Check out Mozart's letters to his mother if you want more geniuses-can't-be-perverts-can-theyness.

[Anonymous No.3946175]

>>3945959
>every fuck drives one out of her
sounds like a queef to me

[Anonymous No.3946206]

>>3946175

he must have a pencil dick

[Anonymous No.3946247]

>>3946129
They're very real. His estate refuses to allow these letters to be published in new books but they've officially been published once, a few decades ago, so that's why they're out there.

Why does it bother you? Sure he might have had some unusual fetishes but I'm certain some of our own sexual preferences appear strange to other people. It was his wife he was exchanging these letters with, there's nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.3946255]

>>3945979
>her bum sticking out and a fat brown thing stuck half-way out of her hole

Joyce was a fan of the hershey train

[Anonymous No.3946261]

I knew about these letters since time ago, but it's no easy to believe in this shit.

[Anonymous No.3946266]

>>3946261
Wrong file, asshole.

[Anonymous No.3946312]

>>3945970
How fucking new are you people?
This is depressing.

[Anonymous No.3946330]

I don't feel like this is any business of mine. How is this publicly available? Especially with what a copyright pain Joyce's grandson has been.

[Anonymous No.3946360]

>>3946330
what this guy said

[Anonymous No.3946395]

>>3946330
how the fuck would someone copyright personal correspondence

[Anonymous No.3946695]

This is disgusting. Always knew there was a screw loose in Joyce. All that fart sniffing and shit fetish blew his mind.

[Anonymous No.3946720]

>>3946144
>google this
>discover there is a wikipedia entry titled 'Mozart and scatology'

[Anonymous No.3946731]

>>3946720
>The folklorist and cultural anthropologist Alan Dundes suggested that interest in or tolerance for scatological matters is a specific trait of German national culture, one which is retained to this day:
>In German folklore, one finds an inordinate number of texts concerned with anality. Scheiße (shit), Dreck (dirt), Mist (manure), Arsch (ass), and other locutions are commonplace. Folksongs, folktales, proverbs, folk speech—all attest to the Germans' longstanding special interest in this area of human activity. I am not claiming that other peoples of the world do not express a healthy concern for this area, but rather that the Germans appear to be preoccupied with such themes. It is thus not so much a matter of difference as it is of degree.

[Anonymous No.3946756]

>>3946129
quit being such a fucking prude

[Anonymous No.3946760]

>>3946395
are you retarded

>>3946330
heres a summary
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2004/jul/06/classics.jamesjoyce

[Anonymous No.3946776]

>My sweet little whorish Nora. I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter.
>pulled myself off

[Anonymous No.3946947]

>>3946776
Have to admit, he makes jerking off sound elegant.

[Anonymous No.3946949]

>fetish for farts and shit
>confused
>remembered he's irish
>it all makes sense

[Anonymous No.3946956]

> Even Joyce's perverse, copraphilic ramblings are better than anything you've ever written

[Anonymous No.3946984]

I call bullshit. Some days I have farts that EVEN I don't recognize. DOn't even get me started on the fluid dynamics of air, assuming the room full of girls' farts didn't at some point combine to form higher-than and less-than fecal parts per thousand ratios Joyce's olfactory RELIES upon.
>so much third rate. doesn't know shit about farts

[Anonymous No.3946989]

>>3946956
sadface.jpg

[Anonymous No.3947181]

>>3945959
"You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole." is the master work sentence. Makes me want to fuck farts out of a chick and I'm not into scat at all.

[Anonymous No.3947187]

Remember that Joyce also had a urine fetish.

[Anonymous No.3947193]

>>3946144
Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Bart was Mozart.

[Anonymous No.3947230]

>>3947187
Pee is okay, it is scat that is not where it is at.

[Anonymous No.3947242]

[Anonymous No.3947249]

>>3946731
>In 2012, linguist Anatol Stefanowitsch credited Dundes with having given rise to a still prevalent "stereotype about Germany as a culture enamored with excretion", but called his monograph "unstructured, poorly argued and flimsily sourced" and "methodologically flawed because he only looked for evidence supporting his theory, and not – as even a folklorist should – for evidence against his theory"

[Anonymous No.3947260]

Fucking disgusting. What a creep.

[Anonymous No.3947283]

>>3946984

Maybe he's just better than you, faggot

[Anonymous No.3947287]

>expecting the man who wrote Finnegans Wake to be fully sane

[Anonymous No.3947337]

i really find it wrong publishing private letters of deceased authors.
maybe correspondence between two writers can be interesting, but c'mon this is nothing more than gossip.

[Anonymous No.3947796]

>tfw Joyce will never fuck the farts out of you

[Anonymous No.3947934]

>>3947796
speak for yourself

[Anonymous No.3948485]

[Anonymous No.3948961]

like you guys don't watch brazilian lesbian fart porn

[Anonymous No.3948980]

Was Nora also into farts or did Joyce just make her do all this shit?

[Anonymous No.3948994]

>mfw Joyce apparently relentlessly mocked his wife for speaking Irish as her first language
What a meanie

[Anonymous No.3949035]

Hemingway and James Joyce were drinking buddies in Paris. Joyce was thin and bespectacled; Hemingway was tall and strapping. When they went out Joyce would get drunk, pick a fight with a bigger guy in the bar and then hide behind Hemingway and yell, "Deal with him, Hemingway. Deal with him."

[Anonymous No.3949042]

>>3949035
And a bonus to show just what an insecure try hard Hemingway was:

Hemingway's machismo sometimes got on his fellow writers' nerves. In 1937, joking about Hemingway's fascination with firearms and weaponry, the writer Max Eastman wrote, "Come out from behind that false hair on your chest, Ernest. We all know you." The next time Hemingway saw Eastman at their publisher's office in New York, he tore his shirt from his chest to prove that he had chest hair before punching Eastman.

[Anonymous No.3949115]

>>3949042
so much win Ernest