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3930188 No.3930188[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

So is it true what they say? Do unsuccessful English majors usually end up as alcoholics?

I... I think I may have a drinking problem.

>> No.3930195

>>3930188
I'm a successful English major who has a drinking problem, although that doesn't you at all, poor soul.

>> No.3930200

>>3930195
>that doesn't you at all
>being this much of a successful English major

>> No.3930218

>>3930200
Could also be that he's just a really, really successful alcoholic.

>> No.3930219

>>3930218

yeah man, they're all over the place. I know of a retired dude with a six-figure pension, and he's embarassingly drunk in public.

>> No.3930706

>>3930188
All English majors have drinking problems, succes has nothing to do with it.

>> No.3930735

>>3930706
Fantastic. Well, I'm boned

>> No.3930906

>>3930188
>successful
>English majors
Say what?

>> No.3930911

Jokes on you, my friends already say that I'm an alcoholic (I'm not)

>> No.3930923

>Do unsuccessful English majors usually end up as alcoholics?

If they're lucky.

>> No.3930940

>>3930188
Stop drinking and invest more of your time into being original.

>> No.3930953

>>3930940
How many people have died penniless trying to be original?
How many died comfortably complacent and average?

>> No.3930959

My best bro is a successful alcoholic English major, so I'm not sure how bright your future is OP