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3898814 No.3898814 [Reply] [Original]

I THINK I AM DYING. I CANT SEE ANYTHING. THE MOON WAS CLOSEST TO MY DICK LAST WEEK AND EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE ASSESS. THERE ISNT A SINGLE BLACK PERSON THAT I WOULD NOT MIND SHAVING AND IT TAKES ME 3 HOURS TO TAKE A SHIT WHILE SHAVING. DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH ME. I WANT TO PEEL AWAY MY DICKSKIN AND STAPLE IT TO MY EYELIDS SO THAT I CAN HAVE BIGGER EYELIDS. MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME I HAD BEAUTIFUL EYELIDS BEFORE I KILLED HER. SHE MADE A SOUND LIKE A STEAMBOAT WHEN I FUCKED HER. MY STEAMBOAT WAS TOWED LAST WEEK AFTER I PARKED IT NEXT A FIRE HYDRANT. I WAS ONLY GONNA LEAVE IT THERE FOR ONE MONTH SO THAT I COULD LET MARY LAY HER EGGS ON MY CHEST AS SHE SHAT. HER EGGS WERE SLIMY AND HER SHIT WAS SUNNY SIDE UP, ON MY CHEST BEFORE THEY HATCHED. I WAS WHAT THEY HATCHED, COMING OUT OF BOTH MY CHEST AND THE EGGS THEMSELVES, MIXING WITH HER SHIT FORMING A CONTINUOUS DISCHARGE OF SHIT PLASMA COMPOSED OF MYSELF. MY SHIT PLASMA TASTES A LITTLE LIKE A HOMELESS WOMAN'S VAGINA.

>> No.3898823

>>3898814
>tripfags

>> No.3898830

Three tripfags combined into one, a tour de farce