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Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:21:05 2013 No.3897176 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Authors you feel you are better than

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:23:04 2013 No.3897182 I thought that was AIDSibald for a second and I was going to agree emphatically

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:24:04 2013 No.3897185 File: 245 KB, 466x600, suzanne-collinshungergames.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can I please post this one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:24:04 2013 No.3897186 basically all of them

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:25:04 2013 No.3897189 Not pretentious but my writing is way better than Vonnegut's

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:25:04 2013 No.3897190 lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:33:04 2013 No.3897217 File: 31 KB, 448x293, percy-bysshe-shelley.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:39:04 2013 No.3897237 >>3897185 Ergh. Why are all the female authors I've ever seen ugly as sin? Why do we never have threads about qt 3.14 literary babes?

>>	None !!lZetafI6z8s Sun Jun 30 13:40:04 2013 No.3897244 most of em

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:43:05 2013 No.3897254 File: 18 KB, 650x330, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3897237 Clarice Lispector is my literary waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:44:05 2013 No.3897261 File: 92 KB, 255x350, 1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3897259 And a great writer too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:44:05 2013 No.3897259 File: 83 KB, 431x640, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3897254 The woman was a goddess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:45:04 2013 No.3897263 File: 52 KB, 976x865, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3897261 That feel when no qt existentialist gf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:46:04 2013 No.3897267 File: 16 KB, 400x300, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3897263

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:49:05 2013 No.3897274 File: 42 KB, 560x373, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patricia Highsmith was quite lovely too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:49:05 2013 No.3897276 File: 279 KB, 1194x920, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3897274 Delicious flat chest. Mod, don't ban me, it's art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:51:04 2013 No.3897280 File: 41 KB, 415x640, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And I'd let Simone de Beauvoir sit on my face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:54:05 2013 No.3897290 >>3897280 >dat tanline No thanks.

Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:55:05 2013 No.3897295

>>3897237
I'm a dude and not even one of those male feminist weirdos, but how does this have anything to do with anything? it would seem that being an author would select for ugly people of either sex, given the self-imposed hermeticism of the profession. but more to the point, all I care about is how well they write. if you're selecting authors based on looks, I've got some bad news for you: there's only like five dudes worth anything to look at

Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:01:05 2013 No.3897315
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>>3897295
>missing the point

What's wrong with wanting to enjoy some qtp2ties, anon?

/lit/ she looks so sad, all I want to do is give her a hug and tell her everything will be OK and that Harold Bloom will put her in the Western Canon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:01:05 2013 No.3897311 File: 202 KB, 1381x874, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3897295 But what's the point in reading something written by someone you wouldn't have sex with? We're all in agreement that Camus is the handsomest male author, right?

Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:01:05 2013 No.3897313

>>3897295
>this guy

Of course I don't give a shit about what author look like. Or where they're from or what they fucking smell like for that matter.

I just wanted to see some literary pussy that I would be inclined to slide in and out of. The law of averages suggest that there must be some.

>being this autistic

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:03:05 2013 No.3897320 >>3897315 I'd stick my head in her oven if you know what I mean. >inb4 wrong reference

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:04:04 2013 No.3897328 File: 8 KB, 155x200, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3897315 Woolf was pretty ugly, man. There are a few flattering b&w profile shots out there, but overall 4/10 would not bang except to hopefully absorb some of her literary talent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:08:04 2013 No.3897345 >>3897320 that was plath

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:10:04 2013 No.3897352 >>3897345 I know man. That's why I said: >inb4 wrong reference I just couldn't wait.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:11:04 2013 No.3897357 >bitching about female authors I have yet to see a male author who wasn't fug as shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:11:04 2013 No.3897360 File: 34 KB, 460x276, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Zadie got some 5* DSLs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:12:04 2013 No.3897361 >>3897345 What an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:14:04 2013 No.3897376 >>3897357 Camus, Pound, Kerouac and Rimbaud are my top four.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:17:04 2013 No.3897386 File: 28 KB, 460x276, dickinson.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3897360 Nah, those freckles look like a skin disease. Would you marry her /lit/? Maybe she'd edit your poetry for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:26:04 2013 No.3897415 >>3897376 looks like a less ugly serge gainsbourg which isn't saying much, looks like ms frankenstein, decent though dean moriarty is better, no as far as one picture poets go brooke is far superior

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:33:04 2013 No.3897439 >>3897415 If you don't find Camus sexy then you are just irredeemably pleb. Stay flicking your bean to the Jonas Brothers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:38:05 2013 No.3897455 File: 24 KB, 241x335, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:39:04 2013 No.3897460 >>3897455 Oh God, I would let him do anything he wanted to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:41:04 2013 No.3897468 File: 68 KB, 530x541, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3897467

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:41:05 2013 No.3897467 File: 155 KB, 714x1180, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3897455

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:43:04 2013 No.3897475 >>3897280 ewww

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:43:04 2013 No.3897476 File: 287 KB, 984x1280, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3897468

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:45:04 2013 No.3897479 >>3897476 I swear I'm straight but this is incredibly arousing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:47:04 2013 No.3897482 >>3897386 nah but I would make her acquaintance briefly and then engage her in a long, passionate, epistolary affair which would speak more durably of the spirit than the mute electricity of skin touching skin

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:49:04 2013 No.3897489 File: 7 KB, 200x269, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3897479 I know that confused feel, bro. Mishima himself was a fan of manly men. Particularly their hairy armpits.

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