Post the stupidest thing you have ever read.

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Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:24:04 2013 No.3893050 [Reply] [Original]

Post the stupidest thing you have ever read.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:26:03 2013 No.3893058 The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:28:03 2013 No.3893068 That's pretty hard. I guess a book on British Israelism that I read when I was 14. Mindblowing ignorance of history and logic.

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:28:03 2013 No.3893069

>The fact is, all our lives, no matter how wealthy or handsome we are, mean almost nothing if nothing at all. We are tiny particles. We're amazingly tiny to our planet, to the universe. It may sound nihilistic, but nothing really matters. Just laughing and loving and being part of something, even if it's the most hated and full of hate community of all the internet. It's good to be who you are, and if it's bad, well, fuck you, you can't be someone else. So enjoy it, I say.

Previous post of his mentions about how he believes in God.

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:30:04 2013 No.3893074

>>3893050
I read a book called Vortex by Larry Bond when I was like 14. I recall learning a lot about the proxy wars in Africa during the Cold War between South Africa, Cuba, Angola, etc. But it was really an atrocious techno-thriller with a ludicrous plot full of caricatures.

I used to consume this series about the Marine Corps in space 200 years in the future or some shit. I probably read a good eight or nine of them. I can't remember much about them other than that if you were older than 12 and reading them, you were probably a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:30:04 2013 No.3893075 >>3893058 Genesis Anything attributed to Paul in the NT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:31:03 2013 No.3893078 >>3893075 dumb edgy bastard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:34:03 2013 No.3893082 >Anything attributed to Paul in the NT. Agreed. Paul ruined Jesus. But without Paul there would be no Jesus. Go figure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:35:03 2013 No.3893085 The Wolf of Wall Street hawruhble Scorsese and DiCaprio are making a film, will probably be good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:35:03 2013 No.3893086 >>3893075 >>3893082 Shalom!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:36:03 2013 No.3893088 >>3893085 >DiCaprio >will be good lol no

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:40:03 2013 No.3893101 >>3893086 Lol, no, WASP here. I'm embarrassed to say: I actually wanted it to be true. "Saxons" does not derive from "Isaac's sons", though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:41:03 2013 No.3893108 Today I wrote nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:42:03 2013 No.3893110 >>3893101 shabbos goy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:44:03 2013 No.3893113 >>3893078 Abrahamic creation stories are objectively the most bland, both thematically and creatively. Only Mormon, Islamic, and fanfiction (eg Dante) produced anything worthwhile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:46:03 2013 No.3893117 >>3893113 Says you. They aren't creation stories, they are myths (OT). all you are proving is that atheists are the grandest of retardom

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:47:03 2013 No.3893118 >>3893113 also you have to read them in the original language to be able to decide that, stupid translation kiddie fuckin kid

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:47:03 2013 No.3893119 >>3893113 >fanfiction wow ur so edgy cool hip and up to date yeah call it fanfiction oh yeah

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:49:03 2013 No.3893123 >>3893085 I saw a preview for this and was half-worried that it was going to be that American Psycho remake that's been rumored recently. I was somehow disappointed when it wasn't - would've made a hel l of a shitstorm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:51:03 2013 No.3893127 >>3893110 Lolwut? I'm an animist now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:51:03 2013 No.3893128 >>3893119 How are is the divine comedy not fanfiction

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:52:03 2013 No.3893130 >>3893123 Don't worry, the remake of Oldboy is coming out soon and every film buff is going to twist their panties in a cyclone of rage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:55:03 2013 No.3893135 File: 458 KB, 1296x968, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This, from some crazy chick in a workshop.

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 02:59:04 2013 No.3893142

A short story by some alt-lit twat that a friend sent to me to review because she was doing a collab with him. It was 2500 words of pure adolescent horseshit about him jerking off to a porn star who looked like his high school crush, desperately trying to dredge as much meaning and depth out of his somber little bourgeois traumas. Worse than that, the document was double-spaced with 14px font so it was even formatted like a child wrote it.

The man owns a fucking publishing house and it pretty much solidified my endless, universal contempt for the alt-lit scene.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:00:04 2013 No.3893145 >>3893127 whats ur beef with paul you fuckin hippie kike? >>3893128 don't call it that it isn't what it is or not but just don't call it that could call it "inspired" or "divined" u know he's a genius poet and all and how special that is

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:01:04 2013 No.3893146 >>3893142 >bourgeois who the fuck even uses that word seriously

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:01:04 2013 No.3893147 >>3893135 >that grammar >galactic supersonic love storm absolutely disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:02:04 2013 No.3893148 oh shit i may have had a precognitive dream of making that post ha, another score for me you dumbass materialists or physicalists or whatever you atheist cunts are

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:04:03 2013 No.3893156 >>3893145 Fuck Paul. What a prick. And fuck Dante Milton and their stupid fanfics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:04:03 2013 No.3893155 >>3893145 I realize that using the word fanfiction implies that the vast majority of fanfiction somehow isn't godawful, but I sincerely assure you that I did not mean that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:04:03 2013 No.3893154 >>3893146 Snide pseudo-Marxists like me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:05:03 2013 No.3893158 >>3893156 u cant piss me off you goddamn retoid

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:09:03 2013 No.3893161 >>3893158 Paul doesn't even get that human sacrifice is an abomination, and he turns god's kid into a galactic sin offering. Barbaric.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:14:03 2013 No.3893171 >>3893161 Only good thing Paul said was to ban women from speaking or asking questions in Churches, and that they should wait until they get home to ask their husband instead.

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:18:03 2013 No.3893179
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>>3893171
oh yeah fuck women bro man i love dominating my wife while me and my beautiful fellow alpha male partner make beautiful love together on top of her while she is in the kitchen

also we are both named paul
oh yeah u watchin jesus? u want sum yeah

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:21:03 2013 No.3893183 >>3893179 That's... that's blasphemy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:21:03 2013 No.3893185 >>3893183 deal with it kike

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:23:03 2013 No.3893187

>>3893161
>Paul doesn't even get that human sacrifice is an abomination
Actually, yes, he does get it. Unlike you, however, he has a much more balanced and wide perspective, and he understands that the concept of sacrifice is an integral part of humanity, and is always included into human religious practice.

Even explicitly secular and atheist ideologies (like Soviet Communism) turn heavily into the sacrifice rhetoric after a generation or two.

> he turns god's kid into a galactic sin offering.
No, that wasn't his doing, that came later by other people. Why? See my first point above.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:27:03 2013 No.3893196 >>3893185 :O

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:28:03 2013 No.3893199 >>3893179 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:29:03 2013 No.3893201 >>3893187 >human sacrifice >balanced perspective ¿huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:30:03 2013 No.3893203 >>3893187 Oh boy, here comes the nihilistic, anti-humanist (using the term "humanist" as favouring humans) follower of Claude Lévi-Strauss. What bullshit rhetoric shall you spout today?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:32:04 2013 No.3893205 >>3893203 also should include deterministic as one of my insults against you french dick loving retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:35:08 2013 No.3893211 >>3893205 anti-humanist so sad >>3893203 >retard What are you: 50?

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:37:03 2013 No.3893216

>>3893211
here, kid, here's a penny for a popsicle and the latest copy of French Motherfuckers
comes with the award winning article of "humans suck and im better than them all and sacrifice some shit to me so uh i relieve you of your faggot sins you goddamn humans fucking france oh yeah paris baby fuck u god ur dead)

>>	Kevin Sat Jun 29 03:41:03 2013 No.3893221 I lol'd you guys should write a book of insults. this is so refreshing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:44:03 2013 No.3893227 >>3893211 what are you? some sort of kid born in the 1990s? fuckin low spaced retard how ya gonna kick it, fool? is it funky brotha? nope you fucking goddamn r tard fuckin atheist, kike, animist, woman hating, scumbag from planet dickhead

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:47:03 2013 No.3893229
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saw this pic of a girl wit hsome really fuckin nice feet i mean oh my god

beatiful\
would cuddle with and u know and uh hate on gufckin misgoynsit sor some shit

oh here we go yeah great

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:51:03 2013 No.3893232 >>3893227 Dat oldtard, he mad. You best be nice to him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:51:03 2013 No.3893234 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge2FHDf_L78

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:53:04 2013 No.3893237

>>3893232
hey yo kid fuck face number #7 (7 as in HOW FUCKIN MUCH OF A LOSER U ARE IN UR HIGHSCHOOL HIEARCHY OH YEAH IM NUMBER #36 BITCH) callin some fuckin old douche a oldtard or oldfart like how the fuck does some old fucker fart any different than a fucking baby

well let me fucking show you and fart out some nice baby fuckin farts right on your goddamn smilling little cutesey butesy fuckin face you goddamn mongrel how about that shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:56:03 2013 No.3893240 >>3893237 Well sheeeit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 03:56:03 2013 No.3893243 >>3893229 sniff sniff goddamn would i fuckin cum all over those feets and shove those toes up my asshole she'd cum from that, cum from that real good and we'd tell each other how we love each other oh yeah jealous yet? JEALOUS?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 04:01:03 2013 No.3893252 >>3893179 >>3893216 >>3893227 >>3893229 >>3893237 >>3893243 >post the stupidest thing you have ever read ITT: Staying wildly on topic

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 04:06:04 2013 No.3893261

>>3893252
u know how fuckin WILD i am kid? HOW FUCKIN WILD I AM? in bed or some shit ur bedf heh yeah wild fluids all over ur fuckin bed

total domination

thats how on topi ci t he fuck are u goddamn kid i do a staying right on your ass WILDLY

YEAH WILD

U LIKE THAT
WILD

WILD WILD WILD
WILD
WILD WILD
WILD
WILD
WILD

on fuckin topic in this kids asshole
the topic is his asshole
righ tfuckin goddamn punish that shit i fuckin won baby

now llove me you fuckin uh atheist or some shit uh yeah

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 04:11:03 2013 No.3893273 ROTFLMAO wipes eyes Ok. ok. Either you ARE a crazy old lunatic, or you are doing a fantastic impression of one. Jesus Christ!

Anonymous Sat Jun 29 04:13:03 2013 No.3893279

>>3893273
fuckin A i hate you goddamn pieces of emote shit with your * * or stars you know that shit but uh yeah fuck i dont you know how emotionaly i am you can feel it i dont kneed know no triival emotionki dy emote STARS SHIT * *

HERE HOW ABOUT THIS
* *

* * * *

* *
U LIKE THAT

* *
AND ONE BY ITSELF
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FUCKIN TOTALLY RADICAL oh yheah scummer fuck

ill give you somtehing to wipe you fuckin dirtbag who the fuck said i was old you goddamn shit aging aint bad and ill be youthful forever or shit whatver that is but uh in a superhuman way because i like being unqiue and shit you fuckers went on about blpaslem ymnadn thne yell jesus christ right s i fuck your tight liyyle poopy yellow stained stinkin asshole goddamn the shit this is man

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 04:16:03 2013 No.3893284 goddamn kids exhuast me fuckin stay in school u teeny booprs bop youon the head u fuckers bop one of the cute ones right up the ass as well even the dog

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