IN THIS THREAD: Post a pic of your nekkid self with your favorite book covering up your junk. Let's see the sexy bods of /lit/

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Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:24:38 2013 No.3850930 [DELETED]

IN THIS THREAD: Post a pic of your nekkid self with your favorite book covering up your junk. Let's see the sexy bods of /lit/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:27:37 2013 No.3850933 yeah right

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:29:37 2013 No.3850935 File: 96 KB, 640x480, hairyhipster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:30:37 2013 No.3850936 >>3850930 When I image search your semi-nude I get portraits of blacks, and asians and suchs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:31:37 2013 No.3850937 >>3850936 AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:33:37 2013 No.3850940 File: 258 KB, 1600x1200, sascrotch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:35:39 2013 No.3850942 File: 58 KB, 220x567, stirner5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:39:37 2013 No.3850949 File: 10 KB, 356x265, netherland.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:49:37 2013 No.3850961 wow. you're all fucking disgusting looking

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:51:37 2013 No.3850963 >>3850949 Netherland over your nether lands. That's clevur.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:53:38 2013 No.3850966 >>3850961 then why don't you post your own nudes and show us all up, huh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:53:38 2013 No.3850967 inb4 a girl shows up and this thread gets 200 replies

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:54:37 2013 No.3850970 >>3850967 >implying a girl hasn't already posted

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:56:38 2013 No.3850975 I guess I can add these to my folder of people from /mu/ covering themselves with records.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 12:59:37 2013 No.3850977 File: 84 KB, 629x474, m&mlover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3850967 haha yeah right

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:02:38 2013 No.3850982 File: 110 KB, 600x337, parks3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3850977 >>3850975 The Masturbater(s) & the Margherita (pizzas she ate, dozens of them).

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:02:38 2013 No.3850983 >>3850977 hi chubby

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:03:38 2013 No.3850985 File: 126 KB, 659x723, 1369843988652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3850982 w-was that a joke?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:03:38 2013 No.3850986 >>3850940 How is that? For reference I love Kafka & Buzzati. I've had Walser recommended to me as someone in a similar vein. >>3850977 heyhey qt3.14

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:04:38 2013 No.3850990 y'all niggas need to manscape

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:04:38 2013 No.3850991 >>3850986 I think she's more of a 2, but that's just me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:06:38 2013 No.3850993 File: 49 KB, 540x720, 5395876434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like /lit/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:06:38 2013 No.3850996 >>3850993 That ain't you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:08:37 2013 No.3850999 >>3850996 4chan reverse image search implies it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:09:37 2013 No.3851000 >>3850993 I do that to my girlfriend all the time, I stick the spine of the Bell Jar into her vagina and read out of her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:09:37 2013 No.3851001 >>3850993 sup grill

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:09:38 2013 No.3851002 File: 19 KB, 502x373, photo109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:09:38 2013 No.3851003 >>3850985 Don't cry, sugar. I'd sleep a thousand years on those pillows. I bet you're a regular Joan Harris.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:11:38 2013 No.3851005 So this is /lit/ now, huh? Time to find another message board

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:12:37 2013 No.3851009 File: 17 KB, 480x368, taint.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851005 It was never any better. It isn't a message board. See you tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:16:01 2013 No.3851015 File: 211 KB, 1536x2048, definitive american novel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3850966 moby-DICK

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:18:37 2013 No.3851020 >>3851015 Hey sup, do you realize you're the first actual contributor ITT? All the other pics are from a similar thread I made 2.5 years ago, lol. Thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:19:37 2013 No.3851022 >>3850996 Then who am I?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:20:37 2013 No.3851025 >>3851020 And what a great contributor he is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:20:38 2013 No.3851024 >>3850993 hey what is your name? i like you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:21:37 2013 No.3851026 >>3851020 ive been tricked!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:21:37 2013 No.3851028 File: 28 KB, 640x480, TPhoto_00022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Book was too small, had to turn it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:21:37 2013 No.3851032 >>3851026 Don't worry bro, you're not in this alone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:21:38 2013 No.3851030 >>3851022 Someone who hasn't actually posted his or her own pic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:21:38 2013 No.3851031 >>3851003 More of a Rosie O'Donnell but thanks!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:23:37 2013 No.3851033 >>3851030 Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:36:37 2013 No.3851050 File: 129 KB, 546x976, IMAG0522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There are some ugly scars on my stomach so I'm not going to take off my shirt Book is Der Golem

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:42:38 2013 No.3851062 >>3851050 >ugly scars Less cheeseburgers, fatty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:43:38 2013 No.3851068 >>3851050 Scars are ok. You have nice legs. Same with dude in OP's pic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:45:38 2013 No.3851070 >>3851050 Nice legs ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:46:38 2013 No.3851071 >>3851062 i'm not fat, in fact I exercise all the time (martial arts and going to the gym regularly) i'm just one of those people who like cutting themselves and I don't really want other people to notice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:47:38 2013 No.3851072 >>3851050 would fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:49:38 2013 No.3851076 >>3851071 >Endomorphic automutilation addiction Don't do it bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:50:38 2013 No.3851077 >>3851050 >>3851071 When /fit/ tells you to cut, you're not suppose to take it literally.

Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:52:38 2013 No.3851079
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Here's my girlfriend, her favorite book is actually Crime and Punishment but I told her Dostoievsky was for plebs so she used a book about cats

oh and she didn't want to show her boobs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:55:37 2013 No.3851086 >>3851079 Really? No one will recognize her boobs anyway, I don't see what the big deal is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:56:37 2013 No.3851089 >>3851079 the cats symbolize her pussy. nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 13:57:37 2013 No.3851091 >>3851015 fuck me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:01:37 2013 No.3851094 File: 261 KB, 750x1061, tumblr_mgb8byPJWI1s1zda3o1_1280.jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best thread on /lit/

>>	Screwtape !!tdBUE9PLvpz Fri Jun 14 14:02:37 2013 No.3851097 File: 48 KB, 627x456, don't hit on me silly boys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i can post a real one if someone posts one or confirms this is not an elaborate ruse or maybe i'll just search the archive to see for myself idk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:03:37 2013 No.3851098 File: 20 KB, 320x240, Snapshot_20130614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://youtu.be/R3qAvSpKbM4

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:09:37 2013 No.3851104 File: 47 KB, 534x480, TPhoto_00024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851097 Galapagos here, I'm legit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:12:37 2013 No.3851107 >Quotations from Chairman Mao >Implying I can cover my unexpectedly massive Chinese Communist cock with that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:13:37 2013 No.3851109 >>3851107 >implying you cannot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:16:37 2013 No.3851113 File: 28 KB, 256x332, cock_coloring_book_cover_med.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not gonna happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:16:37 2013 No.3851114 File: 70 KB, 640x480, Photo on 2013-06-14 at 20.15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the brothers karamazov

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:17:37 2013 No.3851115 >>3851098 Have you read The Things They Carried? If so, which do you prefer?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:18:37 2013 No.3851118 File: 54 KB, 900x850, 1349248147561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851114

>>	Screwtape !!tdBUE9PLvpz Fri Jun 14 14:18:37 2013 No.3851120 File: 214 KB, 500x375, 1537097279_c73dca5415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851104 alright this is a bad idea but I can do it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:18:37 2013 No.3851122 what an interesting thread. /lit/ at it best

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:19:37 2013 No.3851123 can all the ladies here please email me if u want a big cock

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:19:37 2013 No.3851125 >>3851118 >feel Please, don't spam.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:19:37 2013 No.3851126 Are you serious fuck all of you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:19:37 2013 No.3851127 >>3851114 You're cute and that's my favorite book as well. Seeing girls like you makes me sad because I'll never date someone as nice looking and with as good of taste in literature as you. :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:21:37 2013 No.3851130 >>3851127 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:21:37 2013 No.3851131 File: 31 KB, 960x640, 1361599653491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851127

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:22:37 2013 No.3851132 >>3851114 >cute as hell girl >my favorite book I-I love you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:22:37 2013 No.3851133 >>3851127 >implying All this self-pity is starting to make me nauseous. All I wanted to do was look at the hairy legs of /lit/terbugs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:23:37 2013 No.3851135 >>3851028 I want to eat you, but Galapagos was a bad book.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:24:37 2013 No.3851140 >No timestamps on ANY of them >/lit/ >>>/soc/ I can't

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:26:37 2013 No.3851143 File: 39 KB, 640x480, Snapshot 129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >restoring faith in literature fans thanks /lit/. here's my english copy of zola's germinal.

Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:28:37 2013 No.3851147

>>3851135
Why? It's pretty well written and exciting in how you know everything and nothing at the same time.
TBH it's not my favorite book but I don't think you guys care about non fiction.
P.S. are you a boy or a girl or a cannibal because I don't know how to feel about that comment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:31:37 2013 No.3851151 >>3851130 Because I'm a shy, quiet, skinny, short male with soft features and no money and thus low self esteem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:31:38 2013 No.3851153 >>3851147 I don't care for Vonnegut and it just perfectly exemplified all the clunkiness in his writing. What's your favourite non fiction book? Boy, not cannibal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:32:38 2013 No.3851154 File: 25 KB, 640x480, Photo_00018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Because.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:34:38 2013 No.3851160 >>3851151 >>3851130 No. No, with all my respect, it's not going to happen, guys. No internet flirt in /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:36:37 2013 No.3851164 File: 255 KB, 1920x1088, ow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:37:37 2013 No.3851168 >>3851160 Like anyone comes to /lit/ to hook up

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:38:37 2013 No.3851172 >>3851168 I come to /lit/ to book up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:41:38 2013 No.3851177 >>3851172 i laughed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:44:37 2013 No.3851188 >>3851154 >Covering the cock >Not letting it be holy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:46:38 2013 No.3851191 >>3851114 Real or not, I am crying. Good collarbones

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:47:38 2013 No.3851194 >>3851153 Richard Dawkins: The Greatest Show on Earth Oh wow, I just noticed a theme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:47:38 2013 No.3851195 >>3851114 pointy shoulders 2/10 wnb

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:48:37 2013 No.3851198 >>3851191 >>3851195 Not /fa/ not /soc/ stop objectifying people

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:49:37 2013 No.3851200 >>3851114 yay a qt girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:49:39 2013 No.3851201 >>3851143 >outie bellybutton >germinal Sexy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:50:37 2013 No.3851202 File: 57 KB, 314x365, wat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851198 >stop objectifying people

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:50:37 2013 No.3851203 >>3851201 Perhaps you can help me out. It that a male or a female?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:51:37 2013 No.3851205 >>3851188 Directly after taking the picture, I read the footnote to Howl. Immediately regretted hiding my holy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:54:38 2013 No.3851210 >>3851203 Looks like an hourglass and boob shadows, plus no body hair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:55:38 2013 No.3851212 >>3851127 how do you know she is cute maybe she has no eyes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:57:38 2013 No.3851216 >>3851198 m8 if ur gonna tell me appreciating bones is wrong then i'll fight you right here and now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:57:38 2013 No.3851217 File: 180 KB, 1280x1024, image201306140002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the skin & heliogabalus

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 14:59:37 2013 No.3851222 Still waiting for someone to get hard and make a paperback into a tent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:00:37 2013 No.3851228 >>3851222 I'm on it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:01:37 2013 No.3851230 >>3851222 I'm on it Wait, isn't the board SFW?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:01:37 2013 No.3851231 >>3851217 I can see something between your legs, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:01:38 2013 No.3851233 >>3851230 Does it really matter at this point?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:02:37 2013 No.3851235 >>3851228 The hero /lit/ needs. Godspeed, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:02:37 2013 No.3851236 >>3851230 Well, you will cover your hardened genital with the book, so what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:03:37 2013 No.3851237 >>3851115 I have read the things they carried. I think they are apples and oranges. Read both. PS I am a former Marine, served in OIF as a Machine Gunner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:05:37 2013 No.3851240 >>3851237 I'll take that into consideration, anon. Thanks a bunch. your tattoos are sexy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:06:37 2013 No.3851247 >>3851231 could it be... 'the skin'?

>>	Screwtape !!tdBUE9PLvpz Fri Jun 14 15:09:38 2013 No.3851261 File: 262 KB, 1125x1446, ive lost control of my life.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i don't really know how to take nude photos srry

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:10:38 2013 No.3851263 >>3851015 top lewl

Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:12:38 2013 No.3851266
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>>3851240

Well thank you anon :)

Here is what I've read this year. A few novels are filler but most are gems.

Rivethead by Ben Hamper
Ham on Rye by Bukowski
Post Office by Bukowski
Essays by Wallace Shawn
War and the Iliad
Crow by Ted Hughes
1000 Black Umbrellas
War Poems of Sigfried Sassoon
Ask the Dust by John Fante
Here, Bullet by Nick Turse
The Yellow Birds by Kevin Powers
Memoirs of an Infantry Officer
Attack of the Copula Spider
A Rumor of War
Heart of Darkness
The Wasp Factory
Regeneration
Fire and Forget
Dirty Work
The German
Kill Anything That Moves
Safe Area Gorazde

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:12:38 2013 No.3851267 >>3851118 real big lel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:13:38 2013 No.3851269 >>3851210 >>3851203 plus nail polish and high heels on the background so yeah, a female who decided to take a picture of her lower body like the rest of us and not of her boobs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:14:37 2013 No.3851270 >>3851079 either it's just the angle of the photo, or your girlfriend has huge hips. mine has huge hips too, and small boobs. hourglass 4lyfe. also, I have that encyclopedia. it's good.

>>	Screwtape !!tdBUE9PLvpz Fri Jun 14 15:14:37 2013 No.3851271 File: 617 KB, 1936x2140, what done.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851261 i had another slightly sharper one for the wait idk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:15:37 2013 No.3851275 File: 7 KB, 256x256, sadpanda.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That makes me a sad panda

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:16:37 2013 No.3851277 >>3851203 Anon, you can see the shadow of her boobs. Virgin detected

>>	None !!lZetafI6z8s Fri Jun 14 15:17:37 2013 No.3851281 >>3851261 >>3851271 do some more

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:18:37 2013 No.3851284 >>3851212 >maybe she has no eyes THAT ONLY MAKES HER CUTER! >tfw no blind qt3.14 soul mate to love and care for

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:21:37 2013 No.3851287 File: 40 KB, 640x480, TPhoto_00022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guess what's under the bed ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:21:38 2013 No.3851288 >>3851217 Awww. Do you and your girlfriend browse /lit/ together?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:22:38 2013 No.3851290 >>3851284 soul mates are real sometimes don't forget that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:25:37 2013 No.3851293 >>3851287 this is the best calvin and hobbes porn i've seen

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:26:37 2013 No.3851297 >>3851287 HAHAHAHAAH your dick is too weak to hold up the book so you only used the dust jacket? sorry about ur weak member huehue

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:26:37 2013 No.3851299 >>3851288 Correct!...she's reading Blue of Noon now and I'm reading Against Nature.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:27:37 2013 No.3851301 >>3851297 He's holding it with his left hand.

Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:28:37 2013 No.3851303
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The ladies in this thread have stepped up while the men (cough boys cough) have posted the kind of shots people pull off of craigslist to use as fodder for parody and satire.

Come on fellas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:29:37 2013 No.3851306 File: 55 KB, 576x1024, d1GsNrZ83fRR8FRfeVKWcFdBUI5eNczl88S7cxRAbog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851271 oh hey

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:29:37 2013 No.3851307 >>3851303 Did you figure out a way out of prison already?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:29:37 2013 No.3851309 >>3851303 you are one beautiful marine

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:29:37 2013 No.3851310 >>3851303 damn youre pretty small bro haha what's up? need to hit the gym? want me to rec some lifting programs for starters? lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:30:37 2013 No.3851313 >>3851303 Mmm you can top for me any day you big nasty man ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:30:37 2013 No.3851316 File: 36 KB, 640x480, TPhoto_00023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851297 The fuq? It's a paperback with a shiny cover >>3851301 C'mere n say that to my dick tough guy >>3851303 Are... are you taking this seriously?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:30:37 2013 No.3851317 >>3851306 Jesus, the razor bumps...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:31:37 2013 No.3851318 >>3851307 If by prison you mean western culture then no I just keep under the radar. >>3851309 Thank you anon. I'm fairly rough around the edges though. >>3851310 Wrong message board bro. Go to the /lift/ board or whatever it's called.

Screwtape !!tdBUE9PLvpz Fri Jun 14 15:31:38 2013 No.3851322
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>>3851281
i-is this a ruse to get me arrested for camwhoring
this is another one i didn't like as much 2/10 angles and i should've used my erotic art text instead but a little sharper than the others i think

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:31:38 2013 No.3851323 >>3851318 I'm saying you look like the moron from Prison Break.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:32:37 2013 No.3851325 >>3851323 Leave the white suburbs and you'll find a lot of people that look like me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:33:37 2013 No.3851326 >>3851322 Bataille is a moron. >death from a thousand cuts >thinks there's sexual ecstasy in pain because of tortured dude's expression >doesn't know victims are given insane doses of heroin before the execution

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:33:37 2013 No.3851327 >>3851323 I'd do him too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:34:37 2013 No.3851328 >>3851114 Im so fucking sad now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:35:37 2013 No.3851330 >>3851301 >>3851316 Sorry bro, it just looked like it. Your dick is very strong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:36:38 2013 No.3851335 >>3851318 lmao weak bitch detected id take you any day of the weak man just try me, really, try me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:36:38 2013 No.3851336 File: 116 KB, 1390x1900, sd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851325

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:37:37 2013 No.3851337 File: 32 KB, 227x222, le_laughing_man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/lit/ actually thinks it is better than /pol/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:37:37 2013 No.3851338 >>3851325 But you're white.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:38:37 2013 No.3851339 Why is there so much DRAMA in a silly /lit/ thread?? Stop it you guys, you're ruining everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:38:37 2013 No.3851340 >>3851335 >>3851336 If you didn't have some inferiority complex toward me you'd just move on and post other things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:38:37 2013 No.3851344 >>3851337 Don't judge the rest of us by these fucktarts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:38:37 2013 No.3851346 >>3851217 i bet $50 that she blew you after this pic was taken

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:38:37 2013 No.3851347 File: 11 KB, 277x210, samwisenotsowiseafterbeingmolested.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851336 >that baby

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:39:37 2013 No.3851349 >>3851340 how could i feel inferior when i know im superior i could probably lift you with one arm hahahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:39:37 2013 No.3851351 >>3851337 >>3851344 >wah why arent you taking yourself as seriously as me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:40:37 2013 No.3851355 >>3851340 Oh snap, Adler up in this bitch....speaking of inferiority complexes, why engage in any of the criticism? CAPTCHA: elatedst virginis

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:40:37 2013 No.3851356 >>3851340 I'm jealous of your lack of self awareness.

Screwtape !!tdBUE9PLvpz Fri Jun 14 15:41:37 2013 No.3851358

>>3851326
well um since the word for moron is from Gk μωρός which Christ uses to refer to salt that has lost its saltiness Bataille is very much a moron and maybe u should lose the saltiness too bub

I think mostly he just looked at those pics in the same way somebody would look at a gore thread on /b/; he talks about being really really affected just by glancing at the pics and it's like lol Bataille have you even been in a gorespammer thread

>>3851306
I like the placement of those hands :3

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:41:38 2013 No.3851361 >>3851212 I laughed thanks anon

Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:42:38 2013 No.3851363
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>>3851349

Well anyway, I'm out.

I'll leave lit with anons like this one, who don't post pics, or reading lists, and don't contribute.

I need to get revising anyway. Submissions deadlines and all that.

Good luck to all of you!

And ladies, good looking out by posting!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:43:38 2013 No.3851364 >>3851363 lmao if i tried to give you a high five id prolly break your arm what a weak little bitch hahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:43:38 2013 No.3851365 File: 280 KB, 425x425, whatti'mreading.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851318 We all have our issues. It's why we're here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:43:38 2013 No.3851366 >>3851363 f-Fantano?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:43:38 2013 No.3851367 >>3851363 Cute couple, you even look alike.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:45:38 2013 No.3851370 >>3851366 dude it is whoa

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:46:37 2013 No.3851371 >>3851363 >that hair >those glasses A-are you me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:46:37 2013 No.3851372 >tfw intimidated a 'marine' (US for 'bitch') so much that he left the thread im fucking zyzz brah

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:46:37 2013 No.3851373 Surprising amount of women here who aren't fat. Nicely done, guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:47:37 2013 No.3851374 >>3851372 It's mean to pick on homosexuals.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:47:37 2013 No.3851375 >>3851372 gj

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:47:37 2013 No.3851376 >>3851372 too soon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:48:37 2013 No.3851377 File: 23 KB, 400x533, theprophet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Prophet - Kahlil Gilbran.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:48:37 2013 No.3851378 File: 76 KB, 1024x576, 7-12-2011-Adler-1024x5761[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851372

>>	None !!lZetafI6z8s Fri Jun 14 15:48:37 2013 No.3851380 File: 90 KB, 420x750, 13018318281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851322 no i just wanted more pictures still do >>3851365 is that the one by jean-louis something because i ordered that one also can pic related please show up

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:49:37 2013 No.3851381 >>3851373 this aint /v/ or /b/ bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:50:37 2013 No.3851385 File: 60 KB, 640x480, Snapshot_20130614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] and then i dropped it and the spine came apart

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:50:37 2013 No.3851386 >>3851380 It's obviously Egon Schiele....jean-louis something...my god.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:50:37 2013 No.3851387 >>3851381 When I made this thread 2.5 yrs ago the only 2 women who posted were on the large side. /lit/ has certainly changed over time

>>	None !!lZetafI6z8s Fri Jun 14 15:52:37 2013 No.3851389 File: 30 KB, 282x400, 164116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851386 no i meant is the actual book by him but i checked and it's not the same one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:52:37 2013 No.3851390 >>3851380 Reinhard Steiner. It's Taschen. So obviously it's the most compassionately handled being chased from the village as a nonce story ever. This one's very good, but I love Taschen. I haven't the one you ordered I don't think.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 15:54:37 2013 No.3851391 >>3851385 I-I feel like I should hug you but... not now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:00:37 2013 No.3851398 >>3851380 >>3851306 Male or female or both or neither?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:01:37 2013 No.3851399 >>3851351 >If you don't take naked pictures of yourself and post them on the internet you're such a square lol XD

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:02:37 2013 No.3851401 >>3851398 razor bumps is obviously female

>>	None !!lZetafI6z8s Fri Jun 14 16:03:37 2013 No.3851402 >>3851390 never heard of taschen. looks neat >>3851398 my pic was pretty clearly a beautiful woman i don't get why youd think otherwise

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:04:37 2013 No.3851403 >>3851401 Nah, if I trimmed and tucked I'd look like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:05:37 2013 No.3851404 >>3851402 It's a publishing house run by an art and porn lover who felt there weren't enough books with full colour glossy prints.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:09:37 2013 No.3851410 >>3851399 more like >if you occupy threads just to bitch about how much you hate them you're such a square >goddamnit everyone stop having fun this is a serious board for serious discussion

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:16:37 2013 No.3851419 >>3851410 So you'd be ok with me making a /pol/ thread then? You'd be stopping the 'fun' if you bitched about it according to your logic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:18:37 2013 No.3851423 >>3851419 I think by that logic, it'd be fine if you covered your dick with the federalist papers, yes. But then you could do that in this thread, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:20:37 2013 No.3851427 >>3851033 he said it because the photo shows a face, not because "you're too qt to b lit, lel"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:23:38 2013 No.3851432 >>3851419 Do it m8. If people respond, then it was the right decision.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:23:38 2013 No.3851434 >>3851427 Actually it's because I google image searched the pic and it's at least 3 years old, but IDK, maybe "Kendra Grant Malone" posts here

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:26:38 2013 No.3851436 >>3851261 nice choice bb

Screwtape !!tdBUE9PLvpz Fri Jun 14 16:27:38 2013 No.3851437 [SPOILER]

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>>3851419
I'd probably just shitpost or hide the thread but I'm not stopping you
I mean we had people posting tubs yesterday so anything's possible
I will spoiler my image for you though

>>3851380
o-ok, one more i guess

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:28:37 2013 No.3851440 >>3851437 nice ass dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:33:38 2013 No.3851444 WHY

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:33:38 2013 No.3851447 >>3851444 welcome to /lit/! the l-literature board!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:34:38 2013 No.3851449 NOT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:34:38 2013 No.3851451 >>3851447 fuck you you fucked it up

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:35:38 2013 No.3851453 >>3851451 >post combos it's like it's really 2008 /b/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:36:37 2013 No.3851455 >>3851447 I've been here before. I didn't know /lit/ was this shameless. Or people in general. And I've peed my pants when I was 16 and my mother saw me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:36:37 2013 No.3851456 File: 7 KB, 252x243, feelsbad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851453 >2008 was 5 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:37:37 2013 No.3851460 >>3851453 Some residue from the s4s invasion will no doubt be polluting this board for a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:38:38 2013 No.3851462 >>3851453 Lol yeah, remember when /b/ was still cool and funny? Sigh...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 16:40:37 2013 No.3851466 >>3851460 I have never even clicked on that board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 17:10:38 2013 No.3851562 >>3851398 >>3851401 >>3851403 razor bumps here, I have a penis

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 17:14:38 2013 No.3851572 File: 14 KB, 200x200, le thin hair chinman - Copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851460 Posting the classic that started it all

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 17:15:37 2013 No.3851574 >>3851462 Um, no?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 17:17:37 2013 No.3851578 >>3851562 Cool, I like girls with penises

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 17:22:38 2013 No.3851591 >>3851071 >i'm just one of those people who like telling people about how I cut myself fixed

>>	None !!lZetafI6z8s Fri Jun 14 17:28:38 2013 No.3851608 >>3851437 thanks, ur beautiful bb >>3851404 sounds wonderful, wish i knew more (anything substantial) about art, i'd be all over them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 17:30:37 2013 No.3851613 >>3851437 What are you doing to that book?

Anonymous Fri Jun 14 17:31:37 2013 No.3851616

>>3851608
it's a coin toss on any of their books if you're getting porn or art but it's all interesting. larger books tend to have less text and more art value- there's one about the history of the circus which is probably heavier than me but I need to shoplift. for poorer people, there's always the educational volumes.

>>	None !!lZetafI6z8s Fri Jun 14 18:01:37 2013 No.3851703 >>3851616 I'm probably one of the poorest young men on this board but if I ever see one irl I promise I'll steal it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 18:03:37 2013 No.3851711 >>3851703 it's a two man job. i'll triangulate the midpoint bookseller for us. wear navy.

>>	Screwtape !!tdBUE9PLvpz Fri Jun 14 18:21:37 2013 No.3851752 >>3851613 penetrating the most high? i didn't really touch the book due to clever angles and a sneaky trick don't worry

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 18:22:37 2013 No.3851753 File: 11 KB, 424x417, 1351208655679.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851711 >tfw you'll never do fun things like this with a fellow /lit/izen

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 18:32:50 2013 No.3851783 File: 4 KB, 194x247, 1361743379878.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851753 >tfw you wiII never have friends

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 18:41:37 2013 No.3851806 >>3850977 >chubby >skinny neck >dat disproportion just my type

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 18:41:37 2013 No.3851807 >>3851783 I'll be your friend, anon. We need to start a book club or something where all the lonely /lit/ friends can talk about books.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 18:42:37 2013 No.3851812 >>3851807 We already have that, it's called /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 18:43:37 2013 No.3851814 >>3851807 If people don't have friends, it typically means they don't really want them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 18:51:38 2013 No.3851825 >>3851349 Underground Man plz go

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 18:53:37 2013 No.3851829 Can some fatass please contribute with A Confederacy of Dunces? It would complete the thread. I can't I don't have a hard copy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 18:57:38 2013 No.3851840 >>3851829 I have a copy But I'm only skinnyfat not Ignatius fat Sorry

>>	None !!lZetafI6z8s Fri Jun 14 19:05:37 2013 No.3851855 >>3851711 currently at about 30.2056 latitude, -97.790508 longitude, get triangulating and lets do this shit >>3851753 i know the feeling

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 19:14:37 2013 No.3851871 File: 47 KB, 297x240, cien años.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Old photo. Thank God my chest is bigger, now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 19:20:38 2013 No.3851878 >>3851855 Is there a bookseller off the coast of Newfoundland? Specifically one which stocks Taschen publications.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 19:41:37 2013 No.3851911 File: 154 KB, 640x512, Picture 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lost Weekend. Not my favorite but a recent acquisition I intend to read next.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 20:04:37 2013 No.3851956 >>3851114 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE1lzqJCeJ0

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 20:09:38 2013 No.3851966 File: 104 KB, 550x453, 1359010648982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3851956

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 20:11:38 2013 No.3851971 >>3851114 >see cute girl exists >get sad My life

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 20:11:38 2013 No.3851973 >>3851956 Does Android Sheep Electric Dreams?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 20:13:37 2013 No.3851974 >>3851971 How old are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 20:14:37 2013 No.3851977 >>3851974 20

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 20:15:37 2013 No.3851980 >>3851956 >Giorgio Moroder I heard everyone calls him Giorgio

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 20:16:37 2013 No.3851982 >people posting 'classics' mfw

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 20:17:37 2013 No.3851985 >>3851982 By posting no face is this you coyly suggesting people pose naked without the books?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 20:17:37 2013 No.3851986 >>3851971 feel known etc

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 20:46:38 2013 No.3852024 >>3851977 You'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 20:48:38 2013 No.3852030 >>3851986 best thread I've seen on /lit/ in a long time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 20:49:37 2013 No.3852034 >>3850977 damn bb, i don't think that is the p&v translation? but want some p in your v? (how was that translation though anyways?)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 21:08:37 2013 No.3852059 >>3851806 same here thin face chubby body >weirdly find this proportion predominates in some mitteleuropa girls and slavs. genes which refuse to double chin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 21:10:37 2013 No.3852064 >>3852024 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 21:13:37 2013 No.3852070 >>3852024 thats what they said and now im 23 :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 21:14:37 2013 No.3852072 >>3852070 did they say it would be soon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 21:38:37 2013 No.3852108 >>3851377 nice choice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 21:40:38 2013 No.3852113 >>3851562 You can have my penis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 22:01:37 2013 No.3852150 >>3851377 9/10. No homo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 22:35:37 2013 No.3852220 File: 60 KB, 635x477, hulk_hogan_ripping_shirt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best /lit/ thread ever. 10/10 OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:09:37 2013 No.3852306 >>3850935 unffffff hairy men

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:33:37 2013 No.3852360 File: 90 KB, 512x384, w95yth54w.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Not using a laptop for your books. >Being naked on the internet. Horrible people, all of you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:41:38 2013 No.3852380 >>3851322 screwtape i want to sex you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:42:37 2013 No.3852383 >>3852360 Cute. What's your tattoo of?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:44:37 2013 No.3852388 >>3851437 delicious

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:46:37 2013 No.3852392 >>3852383 Its my design. Its a treble clef styled in the shape of a guitar. My other tattoo's are a little more ... sensual. >Cute. y-you too

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:47:37 2013 No.3852394 >>3852392 >y-you too Implying. I'd strum your guitar, though, if you get my drift.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:47:37 2013 No.3852395 thread confirms that people read books in ordedr to gain social status

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:50:37 2013 No.3852401 >>3852383 agreed, very adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:51:37 2013 No.3852402 >>3852394 so ... w-where you from?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:51:37 2013 No.3852403 >>3850930 Cool copy of the trial...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:52:37 2013 No.3852406 >>3852395 >implying All this thread confirms is that some people like to post naked pictures of themselves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:54:37 2013 No.3852411 >>3852406 all i see is a bunch of people trying to make themselves look intelligent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:55:37 2013 No.3852415 >>3852411 >all i see is a bunch of people trying to make themselves look intelligent. Funny, that's what I get from your posts but not this thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:56:38 2013 No.3852417 >>3852402 West central Florida. It's too hot here, and I don't want to wear clothes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:56:38 2013 No.3852418 >>3852411 I don't bother trying, i just tell people i'm intelligent and then refuse to answer any of their questions or give justification for my previous assertions. And as a result i am the most intelligent man on the planet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:56:38 2013 No.3852419 >>3852360 >>3852150 Yay. Why isn't anyone else posting pictures with their beloved books?

Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:57:38 2013 No.3852422

>>3852411
We're just having fun, dood. Have a smoke, chillax. Take a picture of yourself, naked or otherwise. Is the individual in the photo who you'd like to be? If not, take a picture of your dick and post it here. I'm a phallographer. I'll read your fortune.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:58:38 2013 No.3852425 File: 1.29 MB, 2560x1440, 2013-06-14 23-57-09.973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ohi

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 23:59:38 2013 No.3852427 >>3852419 Already did.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:00:37 2013 No.3852430
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>>3852417
>Its too hot here.
Trying living in Australia then. Last summer was 50+ degrees Celsius almost every day.

Clothing only bursts into flame anyway, shirtless is necessary to avoid spontaneous human combustion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:00:37 2013 No.3852431 >>3852425 I keep meaning to read that book. Sell me on it, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:00:37 2013 No.3852433 File: 7 KB, 156x161, 1369200313630.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3852425 ur pretty

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:02:37 2013 No.3852435 I think the most revealing thing about this thread is that /lit/ is just as bad as /r9k/ they just don't get as many opportunities to express themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:02:37 2013 No.3852437 >>3852430 >Celsius I miss England. Not that you're English, but the stupid non-Americlap temperature measurement got me a nostalgic.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:05:37 2013 No.3852441
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>>3852435
>I think the most revealing thing about this thread is that /lit/ is just as bad as /r9k/ they just don't get as many opportunities to express themselves.

God forbid we have some fun or be sociable on 4chan. Go be ugly and cynical somewhere else pls.

>>3852437
American systems of measurement are literally retarded. I hate America of the ways in which they alter or mutilate perfectly sound logical progressions in both grammar and measurement for the sake of being kool.

But they invented Dr.Pepper so its all good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:06:37 2013 No.3852445 >>3852430 Do animals and insects really invade people's houses in an attempt to escape the heat? I have a vision of people in Australia going around their homes with machetes attached to their belts.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:06:37 2013 No.3852446

>>3852411
Not that guy, but the only one in this thread who looks like they're trying to appear intelligent is you.

>Oh my God, I'm so above this filth. Look at all this scum. I must tell them, at once.

A real intellectual would hide the thread and certainly wouldn't bump it.

>>	None !!lZetafI6z8s Sat Jun 15 00:06:37 2013 No.3852447 >>3851878 This place looks pretty promising? http://www.clintonbookshop.com/ I also found some local wedding ministers if you want to like maybe elope or something http://www.weddingministers.com/Listings.php?location=New+Jersey

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:08:37 2013 No.3852450

>>3852445
There are a ton of spiders here. And snakes are extremely common. Wherever there's tall grass there's snakes, big ones as well. The red bellies are aggressive but they're really not very dangerous if bitten. The king browns are insanely dangerous but are much less aggressive. The spiders are all mostly alright as long as you're within 30 minutes drive from a hospital.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:13:37 2013 No.3852460 >>3852450 >as long as Nope. No caveats, no fine print. Imma stay in the USA.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:20:38 2013 No.3852475

>>3852441
>American systems of measurement are literally retarded. I hate America of the ways in which they alter or mutilate perfectly sound logical progressions in both grammar and measurement for the sake of being kool.

US measurement wasn't based off of the metric system and there is no superiority of grammar in British English you glorious pseud.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:22:37 2013 No.3852478 >>3852475 Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Shhhhh, shhh ... One word. Colour. AND COMMAS.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:24:37 2013 No.3852480

>>3852475
People from other countries are just jealous that their nation isn't relevant enough to be able to maintain its own arbitrary system of measurement in the face of uniformity in the rest of the world.

25% of world GDP bitches. You've gotta please US.

USA! USA! USA!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:26:38 2013 No.3852487 >>3852478 >COMMAS Forget alternative word spellings, the Oxford comma objectively improves written English.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:27:38 2013 No.3852490 >>3852478 No one else cares that you put 'u's in some words. That's spelling, anyway, not grammar. >Implying Brits have better use of commas

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:30:37 2013 No.3852493 File: 145 KB, 600x600, oxford comma.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3852490 >implying they don't

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:31:37 2013 No.3852496 >>3852493 im american and i was taught oxford comma in school

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:34:37 2013 No.3852501

>>3852475
>there is no superiority of grammar in British English you glorious pseud

Not that guy, but British spelling makes more sense--or at least is more consistent than American spelling. There is no rhyme nor reason to why Americans spell change all the -ise endings to -ize except for words like "supervise". It makes no sense that the U is dropped for "color" yet retained in "flour" and "court.

In that regard, British version is objectively superior.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:34:37 2013 No.3852502

>>3852480
I'm not against the US switching to the metric system at all, but the US systems are not in any way "mutilations" of the metric system, seeing as Americans were using their own system long before the metric, which would've been a strange system at the time since the US measurements are tangible concepts in the agricultural society of the time. The metric's neat-and-tidy 10s would've been arbitrary to people then.
>Everyone needs to be Europoor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:36:37 2013 No.3852507 >>3852034 The person in the pic is not actually the person who posted it this time, but yah that's the p&v translation. It was fine.

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:37:37 2013 No.3852509

>>3852501
>There is no rhyme nor reason to why Americans spell change all the -ise endings to -ize except for words like "supervise".
Uh, the -ise thing is actually a British change, it stayed the same in America. Prescriptivist spelling people would tell you to spell them -ize.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:37:37 2013 No.3852512 >>3852487 I live in America, and America uses the Oxford comma all the time. Also, their books use the Oxford comma.

Screwtape !!tdBUE9PLvpz Sat Jun 15 00:40:37 2013 No.3852518 [SPOILER]

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>>3852380
>>3852388
b-but shouldn't we get to know each other first

>>3852480
we're still not bad enough dudes to measure things in "stone" though

I appreciate everyone in this thread and I know I've been a camwhore so here is a collection of some of the books ITT I have at hand with an special surprise ;)
also I'm drunk and this will be the last picture I promise

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:42:37 2013 No.3852521 >>3852518 >last picture Awww....

Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:43:37 2013 No.3852523

>>3852501
1) Americans didn't change all the -ise endings to -ize. See: revise.
2) Languages shift and change based on a number of reasons. Geologically separated areas with the same language will develop different accents, vowels shifts, and spelling standardization. There is no objective reason why "color" needs a 'u', especially when "color", "flour", and "court" are all pronounced differently (in my accent).

>>3852493
>thinking Americans don't use Oxford comma

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:44:38 2013 No.3852526 >>3852509 I'm talking about consistency. So, uh, like, uh, it's not about who changed what, uh, it's uh, like, about who conforms to a set standard across the board. Uh, which American spelling doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:46:37 2013 No.3852531 >>3852523 >Americans didn't change all the -ise endings to -ize. See: revise. Precisely my point. My, you are good at this reading thing. Pat on the head; you's a good boy, yes you is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:47:37 2013 No.3852535 >>3852518 Are you boy or girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:47:37 2013 No.3852536 File: 38 KB, 500x667, kings latest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Since the thread's still alive, anybody read King's new one? I liked 11/22/63. Wasn't cocaine/alcohol driven like his old ones but it was a fun filler.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:51:37 2013 No.3852548 >>3852535 Look at those legs. It's clearly a male.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:54:38 2013 No.3852554 i'm way too fat for this thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:54:38 2013 No.3852555 >>3852548 >implying http://hairylegsclub.tumblr.com/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:55:38 2013 No.3852557 >all this "best thread on /lit/ zomg" The literature board goes full pleb the minute any skin is shown, how telling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:58:37 2013 No.3852563 File: 25 KB, 633x354, internet tough guy revealed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3852531 Jesus Christ, you're a cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:58:37 2013 No.3852564 >>3852531 >>3852523 >>3852501 >>3852509 I'm going to be that guy and point out the -ize is the Oxford spelling from the Greek, and is the preferred in the OED. -ise is the French spelling and came somewhat later. Neither are Americaniz/sations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 00:59:37 2013 No.3852566 >>3852555 >implying those count as women They're trannies in denial.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 01:02:38 2013 No.3852572 >>3852566 Check your privilege.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 01:08:37 2013 No.3852586 >>3852501 Did you know that the "-ise" in "supervise" isn't an ending (we call them suffixes)? :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 01:09:37 2013 No.3852590 File: 2.41 MB, 2448x3264, valjeans BIG secret.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 01:10:37 2013 No.3852593 File: 1.91 MB, 1936x2592, salt everywhere.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pleb?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 01:11:47 2013 No.3852596 >>3852531 >>3852586

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