[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

View post   
File: 104 KB, 960x916, asdxx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3817527 No.3817527[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>tfw no gf

>> No.3817528

this is my first time on /lit/

i never knew tfw no gf was this widespread

>> No.3817532

>>3817528
it aint, it's just that /mu/ shitheads come here and shit up our board

>> No.3817533
File: 232 KB, 863x752, theride.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3817533

>tfw pleb gf

>> No.3817535

>>3817532
I've seen tfw no gf on many boards. Ive never been to /mu/

is that where it started?

also lit seems bretty good. might stay a while

>> No.3817538
File: 156 KB, 900x699, Parr Pisa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3817538

>>3817533

>tfw I want to get off MR. BONES WILD RIDE

>> No.3817543

>>3817532
and /fit
and /fa
and /v
and /r9k
and /pol
and /mlp
and /b
.
.
.

>> No.3817565
File: 50 KB, 500x479, dd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3817565

>tfw no trap gf to which I would suck dick

>> No.3817572
File: 34 KB, 295x472, chariot2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3817572

>tfw no gf because she's all depressed and psychotic in relationships but also I'm not trying to take advantage of her weakened state because I'm enjoying communing with her soul

At first I thought Plato was just being a beta but there really is something to this.

>> No.3817573

>>3817572
> take advantage of her weakened state

To fuck her I mean.

>> No.3817578

>>3817535
/mu/ thinks that only females read.... thus with that conclusion /lit/ would be filled with females.... They come in here asking us to be their qt bookish gf.

>> No.3817580

>>3817565
>dick
>gf
I don't think you understand what girl means Daffy.
Maybe Bugs got you confused all these years, but when you take off the skirt of a girl there is no dick waiting.

>> No.3817584

>>3817533
I know this feel.
feels quite bad man.

>> No.3817613

>>3817533
i feel the feels with you

>> No.3817616

>>3817580
inb4 the Checkening

>> No.3817617
File: 122 KB, 459x600, 1360175484001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3817617

>>3817580
>not knowing what traps are
why are you even here?

>> No.3817618

>>3817572
platonic love is the shit

>> No.3817627

>>3817617
This isn't /v/ or /b/ faggot go play with your men in stockings there.

>> No.3817644
File: 38 KB, 234x212, ete3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3817644

>>3817618
Where's your heart?

>> No.3817663
File: 15 KB, 300x225, guthrie300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3817663

>>3817533
>oh yeah that's like in grapes of wrath
>grapes of what?
>you know the dust bowl, Woody Guthrie, great depression
>woody who?

fuck

>that epiphany moment when you realize the worst

I'm dating a pleb

>> No.3817669
File: 87 KB, 277x337, 1361011051174.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3817669

>>3817617

>> No.3817682
File: 193 KB, 640x400, feeling it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3817682

>>3817663
>tfw she's read the harry potter series right times over
>but has "no time to read"

>tfw when it's your fault for not being more desirable to cultured women who see right through you

>> No.3817734

>>3817627
But this is /lit/, you should go read Gender Trouble or something.

>> No.3817766

>>3817682
>implying there are real interested in literature cutie girl
>implying she wouldn't just steal your ideas and never have nothing with you

>> No.3817774

pro-tip: The only truly well read women you'll ever find will be right-wing

>> No.3817775

>>3817734
Gender Trouble is the worst piece of pseudo-theoretical trash written in the twentieth century. And as a Lacanian, I've read a lot of pseudo-theoretical trash.

>> No.3817780

>>3817774
this is obviously not true

>> No.3817784
File: 1.02 MB, 325x203, upset.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3817784

>tfw literate bf

>> No.3817788

>tfw gf never reads the books she borrows off me
>I have no time to read
>has two days off work a week
>won't even spend an hour of them reading

She wants to borrow my copy of The Bell Jar, I want to cause I know she'd read it then I can prove
>I have no time to read
to be laziness, but I'm also scared of her becoming plathcore tumblr

>> No.3817791
File: 10 KB, 297x274, 1368614608786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3817791

>only girl that talks to me is in a different country probably because she suspects how lonely I am here and just wants to be nice

>> No.3817792

>>3817784
>Knowing people who finished highschool
aren't you high class.

>> No.3817793

>>3817780
or married

>> No.3817808

this isn't /r9k/ guys

jesus christ, is this really what we do now

>> No.3817824
File: 1.54 MB, 156x200, 1354927420028.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3817824

>tfw you date a big fat hog with autism and spooge on her face every night

>> No.3817831
File: 83 KB, 500x500, 1347484119755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3817831

>tfw books

>> No.3817836
File: 19 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3817836

>>3817791
u a bitch ass nigga

>> No.3817838

tfw gf is addicted to heroin

could be worse though, at least she doesn't smoke pot.

>> No.3817890

>>3817838
I used to date one that used crack.

I tried opium and woke up at the corner of a different city.