/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.3772978]

prove you're not a big fucking circle jerk, /lit/.

[sage No.3772986]

hint: we don't care

[Anonymous No.3772985]

hint: you can't.

[Anonymous No.3772987]

>>3772986

You replied, therefore you do.

[Anonymous No.3772990]

Everyone needs a place where they can sometimes freely participate in a glorious circle jerk. What do you think communities are for?

[sage No.3772992]

>>3772987
hint: we don't care about disproving you, not about /lit/ being a circle jerk

[Anonymous No.3772994]

What else do you think a medium having a 'canon' entails?

[Anonymous No.3773004]

[Anonymous No.3773006]

>today
>not reporting this thread

[Anonymous No.3773009]

>>3772978
My time here feels less like a circle jerk and more of like somewhere where everybody's bitter about things together, they're bitter about each other also. Maybe it's more akin to a hate fuck group sex session. Sometimes it turns into a bukkake of bickering over OP. Where the end result is that OP gets jizzed on with a series of angry replies. But that is how it just seems to me.

[Anonymous No.3773012]

>>3773009

this isn't /b/, but it's still 4chan.

[Anonymous No.3773254]

I see you have failed.

[Anonymous No.3773263]

>>3773254
In some feeble, dark place of my mind I hope that really is Stephen Fry posting in /lit/, laughing with tears of joy in his eyes.

[Anonymous No.3773276]

>>3773263
lol, he has a hard-drive just brimming with images of his own face in reaction poses.

[Anonymous No.3773414]

i've never been to a circle jerk with so much pretension and hating. most circle jerks i go to are rather congenial. no one wants to jerk off another dude who is talking shit

sounds like OP has never been to a circle jerk tbqh

[Anonymous No.3773441]

We have petty disagreements constantly.

[Anonymous No.3773455]

>>3773441
Not really, too much summer and trolling for serious discussion of unimportant details lately

[the most epic and glorious sag(...) No.3773462]

>>3773004

This must be really funny if you're 13

[Anonymous No.3773668]

>>3773276

It might seem astonishing, but I do.
Bow before your new overlord, /lit/.

[Anonymous No.3773724]

I'm not a religious user of /lit/ and could care less about proving their innocence in the regard, thus being an occasional part of /lit/ they must by proxy on some level avoid this from my contribution alone.

>you're welcome.

[Anonymous No.3773730]

>>3773668
I love you Stephen.

[Anonymous No.3773733]

>>3773724
this*

[Anonymous No.3773729]

>>3773004
The autism is strong with this one.

[Anonymous No.3773735]

>>3773668
> I want to belive

[Knee Ander Thall No.3773744]

>>3772978
I cant prove a negative the same way u cant prove your not a fag

[Anonymous No.3773748]

I like to read books

Sorry...

[Anonymous No.3773857]

>>3773668
Oh, how wonderful it would be if this were true. But then again: the truth rarely pure and never simple

[Anonymous No.3773861]

>>3773857
Well, fuck me. I try to quote Wilde to impress someone who probably is only pretending to be Stephen Fry and fail at it in a hard manner. I can kill myself now

[Anonymous No.3775232]

>>3773744

Yeah, of course you can prove a negative.

As a representative of the "new wave of atheism", as some call it, I completely disagree with your statement. Epicurus himself disproved the existence gods like the desert god (Yahweh), who are benevolent and omnipotent.

Or, if someone claims I am a heterosexual, you can prove that I'm not because
a) I'm Fry.
b) I'm OP.

[Anonymous No.3776881]

Well, /literature/?

[Anonymous No.3776893]

>>3776881
I highly doubt you are and can possibly sum it up with one question:

What was the name of the boy with whom Fry first fell in love with? What type of cigarette did he smoke during his Nor-CAT days?

Your conversing with a Fry-lore-master

[Anonymous No.3776897]

>>3776893
BLAH, YOU'RE . Fucking Japanese keyboard...

[Anonymous No.3776902]

>>3776881
Well? I'm waiting...

[Anonymous No.3776908]

>>3776893

Well, I feel flattered, but answering that question would make that knowledge available to everyone, not just dedicated fans, wouldn't it? After all, I wouldn't like to embarrass the gentleman.

I can only tell you it was unrequited.

[Anonymous No.3776921]

>>3776908
Bullshit!

Moab Is My Washpot. False name was given as Matthew. Pet name of Mateo. Fry and said person had a romp in the grass before he left the school.

Secondly, Fry smoked 4 different kinds of cigarettes during his teenage Nor-CAT days, while at the time stealing money from his mother's purse (Stephen Fry Chronicles).

How I wish it really where Fry. I would, like Odin, give my left eye in order to have a conversation with this man.

Alright, give you one last shot at it, because I like to play trivia games:
What was the phrase used by fellow prisoners at Pucklechurch Prison, while Fry was incarcerated, in order to get the last snatch of tobacco out of a spent cigarette?

[Anonymous No.3776922]

>>3776881

WELL, /literature/?
Answer my original question.
And in case you don't believe me...

Μόνο ο πραγματικός εγώ θα μπορούσε να μιλήσει τόσο άπταιστα Ελληνικά. Καλό απόγευμα, Μεγάλη Βρετανία.

[Anonymous No.3776928]

>>3776921

"Kindly fuck off".

[Anonymous No.3776932]

>>3776922
Λάθος. Γραμματικώς εσφαλμένη. Λάθος γεγονός. Μόνο παλιό ελληνικό ιδιωτικό σχολείο που χρησιμοποιούνται από.

[Anonymous No.3776934]

>>3776928
Stumped you, hm?

Did you even know Fry served a prison term? For grand larceny?

What is Stephen Fry allergic to?

[Anonymous No.3776935]

>>3776932

What the hell do you mean it's grammatically incorrect?
I think you used that god-awful google translator to produce your sentence.
/lit/, you disappoint me.

[Anonymous No.3776965]

>>3776935
It is...because I actually studied Greek and Greek composition.
Unlike you, some of use actually studied at a Public school (private, if you are a non-Brit).

I still have my old form books. Let's dance.

[Anonymous No.3776968]

>>3776965
GRRRR - SOME OF US

BLAH! I mean REALLY. These fucking Japanese keyboards, what is the point of them?

[Anonymous No.3776984]

>>3776934
Pussy.

[Anonymous No.3776988]

>>3776984
LULZ

On a serious note, the man is allergic to champagne.

He's also had (and fucked) a girlfriend before. It was this same girlfriend that he later stole from --- er, rather he stole from the girl's father; to be precise, his father's diner's club card.

[Anonymous No.3776994]

>>3776965
>No full stop

[Anonymous No.3777049]

>>3776994
That's it? That is your best crack?

Fuck. Troll-slaying just isn't the sport it used to be.

[Anonymous No.3777070]

>>3777049
I wasn't even the guy you originally responded to. It just struck me as amusing to see you falter in your English grammar as you belittled that another anon for their poor Greek composition.

[Anonymous No.3777234]

>>3776965

I honestly can't stand stuck-up people like you.

It's modern Greek, not classical. You go get your teacher and ask him for more lessons in that wonderful language which, frankly, you butchered.

Δεν θα μπορούσες να παραγγείλεις ούτε ντολμάδες σε εστιατόριο στην Αθήνα με τα Ελληνικά που κουβαλάς.

[Anonymous No.3777241]

Αλλά τι να περιμένεις. Θα έμαθες τα Ελληνικά του Έρασμου και το παίζεις εξυπνάκιας στο /lit/, προσποιούμενος τον γνώστη της Ελληνικής λαλιάς.

Αντίο, αγοράκι μου. Στο καλό.

I do not mean to show off, but you are really getting on my nerves.

[Anonymous No.3777253]

Why is OP posting this faggot anyway?

[Anonymous No.3777255]

>>3777253

Because I like to sit on cocks.
Gooood eeevening!

[Anonymous No.3777281]

>>3772978
/lit/ is a frigid cesspool of 17 year olds.
I don't even come here anymore. I just stopped by to say that you're all fuckers.

[Anonymous No.3778659]

>>3777234
just came across this and gotta say:
thats not right. i was also taught in a public school and we learned latin and ancient greek. not modern greek. the fact that your ''greek'' translates perfectly in good translate says you don't know what you're doing.