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3770972 No.3770972 [Reply] [Original]

>self publishing

>> No.3770976

>>3770972

It sucks.

However, you got to give it to him or her: at least he or she is trying.

What are you doing in the meanwhile?

>> No.3770983

>>3770976
becomig ubrmensh

>> No.3770988
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3770988

>>3770976
fucking bitches, getting money, and having a blast reading Lulu previews

>> No.3770987

>>3770983
I'd say you're an ubrmench already.

>> No.3770996
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>>3770983
>>3770987
>>3770988

>> No.3771057
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>>3770972
>"So be quiet, OKAY, THEY CAN HEAR!" I yelled... quietly.

>> No.3771076
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3771076

>>3771057
I think

>> No.3771088

>>3771076
I think everything in that image is the joke.

How does a bear "crush" a tree? Was it a small tree or a very large bear?

>> No.3771095

>>3771088
I think the entire passage is a mistake

>> No.3771098
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>"So be quiet, OKAY, THEY CAN HEAR!" I yelled... quietly.

>> No.3771650

I woke up and I was in the forest being chased by a bear.

>> No.3771664

>>3771088
It crushes it with its bear hands

>> No.3771681

>X23
>hunting bears with a bow and arrow

gonna need a lot of torque for that

>> No.3771729

I like how his/her reaction to almost shooting their best friend is "Sorry?"

>> No.3771786

>>3771088
well we know it would amount to only a "little lunch"

>> No.3771801

>>3770972
What is a comma?

>> No.3771807

>>3771801
it's like a lazy period.

>> No.3771813

>>3771807
Blood stained panties?

>> No.3771819

>>3771807
Why do Americans call fullstops 'periods'?

>> No.3771820
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>>3771088

Bears are responsible for most deforestation in North American

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>> No.3771832

>>3771819

Why do ignorant masses not call it the baseline dot

>> No.3771838

>>3771819
periodos, kolon, telia

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>>3771830
please be fanfiction

>> No.3771907

>>3771844
That's actually in the book

>> No.3771918

>>3771907
This is why I stopped halfway through A Clash of Kings. Not this exact passage, but one just like it.

>> No.3771925

>>3771830
>He could feel a fluttering in his bowels
Dropped. Purged from my memory. Burned the remains.

>> No.3771924

>>3771830
>Haroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oh god, my sides, i actually can;t stop laughing

>> No.3772029

>>3771924
>>3771925
Game of Thrones was originally self published. True story.

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>>3771820

>> No.3772064
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3772064

>"What is a man?"
A man who has read The life of Death sword
http://www.booksie.com/horror/short_story/deathsword/the-life-of-death-sword

>> No.3772252

you would think there would be easier game to hunt

>> No.3772609

>That bear has given us some hard times for most of the month.

Maybe it just wants their honey.

>> No.3774085

>Kim Farrow is a 15-year-old boy who lives in New America. His life was turned upside down when he came up with an idea to save humanity.

>$4.22

fuck it, I'm buying this book.

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>>3774085
>His life was turned upside down when he came up with an idea to save humanity
>turned upside down

Fresh Prince pasta, calling it now.

>> No.3774145

>>3774085
>Ian Clark is 10 years old.

>He lives with his loving family consisting of his mom, dad and brother.

>He loves to read in his spare time.

>His abiding love for science fiction novels inspired him to write X32: Into the Void.
(OP pic)

I'd bet my leg that 95% of /lit/ didn't write half as good when they were fucking 10. That being said: why would those parents allow him (or, rather - help greatly) to self publish?