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Anonymous Mon May 13 18:46:04 2013 No.3755147 [Reply] [Original]

>Writing short-fiction prose
>Try to make it as good as Dickens or Nabokov
>It turns out not to be as good as Dickens or Nabokov

Wtf /lit/? I thought this shit was gonna be easy! If monkeys at a type-writer could eventually write shakespeare, I thought I could at least write like Dickens or Nabokov. This fucken shit is bullshit!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 19:06:03 2013 No.3755206 7/10. Only because anyone who is familiar with the Infinite Monkey Theorem realize that those monkeys are not exercising creativity themselves

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:39:03 2013 No.3755809 OP here, just coming back to tell you that my writing has improved exponentially over the past hour or two. I'm writing just as well as Dickens and Nabo. Pretty easy once you get to the juicy parts of your work.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 13 22:47:03 2013 No.3755833 >>3755206 I think you are autistic.

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