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3751048 No.3751048 [Reply] [Original]

Nice book, fag!

>> No.3751051

haha XD books arre 4 losars!

>> No.3751055

>>3751051
High-five bro!

>> No.3751070

Thanks I will

>> No.3751084

I knew I shouldn't have been reading my homo-erotic fiction while walking down the street.

>> No.3751107

mate i punch you in the gabber after i finish this sentece
>Lolita tap on the tongue of three
alright fite me fag

>> No.3751115

>>3751107
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP POSTINGN THIS ISH FUHSHIT

>> No.3751118

and the i threw the can and said 'hey malkovich, think fast!'
and then they paid me an extra 600 dollars

>> No.3751192
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3751192

My Mom made me come back and apologize. Sorry.

>> No.3751195

>>3751192
AAhhh HAHA!

>> No.3751196

>>3751192
Thanks you too

>> No.3751199

>>3751192
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.3751203

>>3751070
*wave* "He said "nice look bad ass!"

>> No.3751258

>>3751199
>>>/reddit/

>> No.3751280

y-you too

>> No.3751916
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3751916

I attempted to read out of doors once and once only. The sounds of children "playing", wind blowing the pages askew, pollen molesting my olfactory nerves, and hooligans racing by in their wretched automobiles and referring to me as a bundle of sticks made it all but impossible.

>> No.3752162

Ugh why are children talking to me?

>> No.3752167

>>3751048
Post it on your Facebook, shitstain

>> No.3752170

>>3752162
because you buy them beer

>> No.3752189

>writing some poems at the park on my notebook
>car passes by
>"Look! There's the next great writer in the making!"
>I give them a salute as if I'm full of confidence
>I'm actually humiliated as fuck
>shreiking laugther mocking, scolding or merely chattering will assail the word in the desert, etc

>> No.3752205

I used to get bothered by things like this. Then I remembered how I used to do things like this. And I remembered how much of an insecure faggot I was back then. So I can't really get offended or embarrassed by this stuff anymore, not that it happens often or at all really. I feel like most people think I'm autistic or something, so they walk on eggshells trying not to offend me. It's always been like this.

>> No.3752208

>>3751048
How are you yelling a sentence about my activities while you are speeding past me in a car?

>> No.3752211

Why is there a fat black woman with an afro sitting in the back seat? I could easily offend her if I wanted.

>> No.3752313

>>3751916
Reading outside fucking sucks. You should do active things outside.

>> No.3752319

>>3752211
you got a problem with the blacks, sonny?

>> No.3752332

This actually happened to me once. I was moving into a new apartment and carrying a box of books down the street. Some guys in a car drove by and yelled NICE BOX, FAGGOT!

>> No.3752340

>>3752332
haha i remember that
got u gud
me and the lads still talk about it

>> No.3752388
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3752388

>I usually read books on a smartphone

>> No.3753112

>>3751258
>>>/your mom's vagina/

>> No.3753134

>>3752319
This is quite likely the only board on which answering 'yes' to your question might result in a ban. And it's not a positive thing.

>> No.3753157

>>3753134

That's because we have an SRS mod.

>> No.3754461

>>3752319
Yes he does. You have problem?

>> No.3754586

>>3752313
l-like recite your favourite poems?

>> No.3754600

>>3752332
>Some guys in a car drove by and yelled NICE BOX, FAGGOT!
hahah things like that have happened to me too. In all honesty, the frame of time available for them is so short that it invariably results in some ridiculous phrase like that. For some reason things like that brighten my day. It's genuinely funny. Imagine it as a sport: you have to find the most effective, hilarious insult in such a short frame

>> No.3754616

>>3751192
And you turned British along the way?

>> No.3754625

http://wikilivres.ca/wiki/Listen,_Little_Man!

>> No.3755342

>>3754625
I can't be bothered to read this entire thing on a laptop. Do you have a epub/mobi?

>> No.3755364

>>3751192
why is the bitch still laughing if he's apologizing
something doesn't add up and I'm going to get to the bottom of it

>> No.3755369

>>3755364
He's laughing to try and hide his embarrassment.

>> No.3756318

I wouldn't sit and read next to a street it'd drive me nuts

>> No.3756462

>>3751048
what?
you again?

>> No.3756464

>>3754616
holy shit my sides

>> No.3756474
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3756474

>>3752189
In order to get out victorious from those situations you must do something unexpected.

<-- Do this face. Or do another random thing like shouting "look out!" as if they were going to run over a kid.