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3704111 No.3704111 [Reply] [Original]

ITT:

Picture of yourself and your favourite book

Island by Huxley

>> No.3704115

>>3704111
I just threw up in my mouth.

>> No.3704116

>>3704111
I chuckled

>> No.3704121

too shy to take a picture

the stranger by camus

>> No.3704124

>>3704111
why is that bread in your shirt?

>> No.3704125

>>3704124
Don't you see it's a bread-cravate? You pleb

>> No.3704129

>>3704124
It was placed there rather tactically, pleb. The piece of bread on the table and the piece in my shirt represent the fundamental fracture of life.

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3704131

>>3704111
nice

>> No.3704135
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3704135

>>3704125
you didn't tie it correctly you pleb

>> No.3704139

>>3704111
is this a parody

>> No.3704143

>>3704111
>goosebumps
>tolkien
>ayn rand
>ender's game
>more ayn rand
>anime porn
>bread
>lepatricianface.jpg
7/10, made me lol

>> No.3704156

>>3704139
Why would it?
>>3704135
Wrong
>>3704143
Thanks. I guess great minds think alike, huh?
Have you ever drunk the Arbor Mist? It's sensual beyond compare.

Also, post pics, you timid plebs

>> No.3704169
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3704169

>that bread creeping out of the shirt

Every time

>> No.3704175
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3704175

Infinite Jest

>> No.3704178
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3704178

The Metamorphosis

>> No.3704185 [SPOILER] 
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3704185

Of Grammatology or anything by Foucault.

>> No.3704190
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>> No.3704202
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3704202

The Screwtape letters.

>> No.3704208
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3704208

Fight Club

suck it, bitches

>> No.3704209 [DELETED] 
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3704209

The Man Without Qualities

>> No.3704218
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>> No.3704220

Things I learned today, OP looks at futa.

>> No.3704221
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3704221

The Grapes of Wrath.

Also, I can't top OP, he's too Patrician.

>> No.3704229
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3704229

also sprach zarathustra and,

adventures in a turkish prison vol.3

>> No.3704233

Why are people just doing pictures of themselves? I thought it was supposed to be you with your favorite book. Otherwise this is just an excuse for people to try and get internet attention

>> No.3704237

>>3704233
I'm pretty sure that's the case with any thread where people take photos of themselves.

>> No.3704239

>>3704190
at least he has good taste in fantasy novels for chldren

>> No.3704240

>>3704221
You have Atlas Shrugged, which is a powerful emblem of one's patrician character. Also, good choice of wine, but try Arbor Mist next time.

>> No.3704244
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3704244

The Corrections.

>> No.3704238

>>3704233
It's the perfect occasion to showcase our extensive book collections and suave characters...

>> No.3704248

>>3704240
Blue Nun is what patricians drink nowadays. It's "retro". Bread collar san is now too far ahead to not be behind the times.

>> No.3704252

>>3704233

The book OP listed is not in the pic. Therefore, the purpose of the thread is not to pose with your favorite book but instead to post your picture and list your favorite book.

>> No.3704253
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3704253

Being and Time

>> No.3704260
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3704260

>>3704253

>> No.3704261

>>3704221
silk cut, the patrician cigarette

>> No.3704263
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3704263

Jerome Clarke - UFO Encyclopedia

>> No.3704266

>>3704260
2 hot 2 handle

>> No.3704268

>>3704229

That filename...

>> No.3704273
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3704273

i can't read

>> No.3704275

>>3704185
lets c da back

>> No.3704277

>>3704275
fuck off, you misogynist piglet. Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I have to tolerate you patriarchal bullshit. You probably can't even get laid XD

>> No.3704280

>>3704185
Lemme guess, first year BA in Lit?

>> No.3704281
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3704281

In Search of Lost Time.

>> No.3704282

>>3704277
please be in london

>> No.3704284

>>3704111
God damn am I good-looking. Just look at that Roman face, that aesthetically perfect attire, that patrician gaze. Oh what noble and profound thoughts bubbled in my head during that photo...

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3704288

there you go

>> No.3704289

>>3704280
Are you implying she knows Foucault?

>> No.3704290

>>3704280
No, second. Stop mansplaining.
>>3704282
Why? So you can rape me? Or are you gonna do it from the comfort of your arm-chair? Telepathic rape exists and is a real problem. Sexist asshole.

>> No.3704295

>>3704290
post a fit fuccgirl

>> No.3704296

Take it to /soc/, guys.

This is not the place to camwhore, no matter how tenuously it's linked to literature.

>> No.3704299

>>3704244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpWppOb9URs&t=5m18s
Your a natural kid.

>> No.3704301

>>3704296
I really doubt people are posting pics of themselves.
They are just a bunch of people who want to have fun.
Did you really think they were real?

>> No.3704302
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3704302

Hegel's Phenomenology of Squirt

>> No.3704304

>>3704288
selam.

>> No.3704305

>>3704202

I'd fuck you so hard, Joffrey.

no homo

>> No.3704306

>>3704302
lets c da back

>> No.3704310

>>3704299
Mah nigga, Brooker's the shit

>> No.3704311

>>3704302
please be in london

>> No.3704315

>>3704302
No, you look wonderful <3

>> No.3704317

>>3704306
Let's see your ugly mug, racist patriarch

>> No.3704319

>>3704302

inb4 shitstorm

>> No.3704321

>>3704275
>>3704306
Is this some kind of absurdist online installation?

>> No.3704324

>>3704302
I'm literally getting lost in those cloudy eyes...

>> No.3704326

>>3704315
Thanks, sweetie. You sound like a massive virgin though, so thanks but you're not gonna get laid.

>> No.3704331
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3704331

>>3704326

>> No.3704333
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3704333

Existentialism from Dostoyevsky to Sartre.

>> No.3704334

>>3704326

bahaha

I came her to post similar

>> No.3704336

>>3704295
>>3704282
>>3704275
fuck off back to /fa/

>> No.3704337
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3704337

tacitus' agricola, it made me cry

>> No.3704338

>>3704321
fuck, i realized im not on /fa/
sorry

>> No.3704347

>>3704333

Any chance we can see some doggy style shot?

>> No.3704350

>>3704337
>Should I
Neckbeards, neckbeards everywhere

>> No.3704351

>>3704317
why u cant 2 see my face
u didnt even post urs

>> No.3704354
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3704354

Children of the Mind by Orson Scott Card
it's pretty fucking insightful and I recommend it to everyone

>> No.3704355 [SPOILER] 
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The Virgin Suicides

>> No.3704359

>>3704354
are you male or female? or are you one of those physiognomical agnostics who can't decide?

>> No.3704361
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Blood Meridian.

I'm so sorry ;_;.

>> No.3704366

>>3704361
you should be. you look like an orange egg with a penchant for rape

>> No.3704368

>>3704175
Texas?

>> No.3704370

>>3704354
Andogyne.

>> No.3704371

>>3704111
is that stan? he doesn't look albanian

>> No.3704374

>>3704371
That pic is from the before time. So no.

>> No.3704375 [DELETED] 
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>> No.3704376

>>3704302

>bad attempt to hide ghetto style eyebrow piercing
>trying too hard look cute
>bland decoration/shit-tier pleb house
>acne vulgaris
>watches TV. ISHYGDDT
>overdone eyebrows
>2/10 would not swap body fluids with

>> No.3704379

>>3704290
>Telepathic rape
Better than rape with eyes

>> No.3704382 [SPOILER] 
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3704382

The Wind-up Bird Chronicle

>> No.3704383
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>>3704302
You should do something like this.

>> No.3704387
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3704387

iliad

>> No.3704388

>>3704375
lel

>> No.3704389

>>3704387
A wild fedora appears

>> No.3704391

>>3704387
Modern day Dedalus.

>> No.3704394 [DELETED] 
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3704394

Also, Animal Farm.

>> No.3704397

>>3704375
are you the guy who got reckt by satan?

>> No.3704399
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3704399

>> No.3704400

>>3704397

>define reckt

>> No.3704413
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Eternal Hearts, by Lucy Taylor. Literature at its finest.

>> No.3704414

>>3704124
It's a joke. He's posing as a "neckbread".

>> No.3704415

>>3704399
wow stan, are you greek or what?

>> No.3704416
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3704416

Stirner and The God Delusion

Anyone from London or thereabouts?

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3704419

>>3704416

>the god delusion
>living in london

Disgusting on every level.

>> No.3704421

>>3704415
clearly that isn't stan, because the guy in the picture isn't a 360 lbs nietzschean manatee

>> No.3704422

>>3704416
I live in London

>> No.3704423

>>3704416
About to begin commuting down there.

>> No.3704425

>>3704400
reckt = had a conversation with satan

>> No.3704426

>>3704421
>360 lbs nietzschean manatee
Nice turn of phrase.

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>> No.3704442

>>3704422
>>3704423
Pics before pls. I don't want to end up with some pimpled chubster who tells me that 'it's the inside that matters, not the outside.'

>> No.3704443

we /soc/ now

>> No.3704446

>>3704442
But the inside is what matters, that's where the food goes after all.

>> No.3704449

>>3704416
lets c da back first

>> No.3704451

>>3704442
I'm >>3704221.
I live in the Kensington area, but study elsewhere

>> No.3704453
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3704453

nietzsche and sartre

this thread: le puking out of every orifice face

>> No.3704454

>>3704442
>ugly fat fuck
>thinks outside is only that matters
im ugly but i make girls laugh
what u got 2 say 2 that
fatty

>> No.3704461

>>3704453
hrhr

>> No.3704463

>>3704442

u sound mean :(

>> No.3704464

>>3704111
I've seen this pic on here before a couple months ago.

>> No.3704468

>>3704464
OP could be the same guy

>> No.3704471
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3704471

>>3704451
Got my coat on lol. You look nice enough, though I'm sceptical about your...uh...private parts lol xD

>> No.3704477

>>3704435
hip

>> No.3704480

>>3704471
I'm skeptical about your exact motive and authenticity

>> No.3704483
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3704483

manufacturing consent

>> No.3704485
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3704485

Any book from H.P. Lovecraft.

>> No.3704490

/lit/ looks about as insufferable as I'd have assumed. Invest in a razor and stop wearing silly hats, cheers.

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>>3704485

>Lovecraft

>> No.3704496

>>3704463
Empowered is the correct term, manchild. I hope you die of a cheetos-induced heart attack, sexist.
>>3704454
Hah, jokes are no opponent to a huge cock. And how dare you call me a fatty? A woman is the cynosure of all eyes, didn't your mum teach you that? But hey, don't worry, you can rub that micropenis of yours to your waifu in times of hardship.

>> No.3704501
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>>3704496
lol pls be real

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3704502

Allen & Greenough control my life.

>> No.3704503

>>3704464
>>3704468
Yea that's me. I feel it's too beautiful a picture to not use any chance one gets.

>> No.3704505

>>3704496
who cares if i have a big cock or not
i make them laugh
by the time they we are in a love hotel it's too late

>> No.3704507

>>3704501
also fav book is Naricuss and Goldmund by Herman Hesse. or War and Peace.

>> No.3704508
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Just one? Seriously?
1984
The Stranger
A Scanner Darkly
Infinite Jest


tl;dr:
Full Pleb

>> No.3704509

>>3704496
Self-esteem issues detected..

>> No.3704510

Can we do this thread again sometime with dick pics?

>> No.3704512

>>3704111
I find this picture disgusting beyond words.

>> No.3704514

>>3704505
2 tru
>>3704502
nice jaw jk

>> No.3704519

>>3704512
trelled beyond comprehension

>> No.3704520

>>3704512
>YOOL 4026/2
>Still not comprehending the intended sarcasm

>> No.3704521

Man why are horn rimmed glasses back in style. I thought that was an early 2000s thing.

>> No.3704522

>>3704302

>check replies to see if anybody has said it

Nope, we're clear.

I'll make you phenomenology of SQUIRT

>> No.3704524

>>3704496
Either this is a man trolling, or the most fucking Alpha female I have ever laid witness to.

>> No.3704525
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3704525

The Road to Serfdom

>> No.3704531

>>3704524
Women tend to get uppity when they're able to choose between more than a few men.

>> No.3704533

>>3704521
actually really I need to know this because i am buying new glasses. they were cool, then hipster, then cliche, but are now cool again? I am not sure

>> No.3704535

>>3704185
>Of Grammatology or anything by Foucault.
disgusting

>> No.3704536

>>3704533

you will see plenty of pseudo intellectuals wearing them

>> No.3704538

>>3704533
I don't wear glasses, unfort.

>> No.3704547

>>3704496

>implying the most earth-shattering orgasms require a penis

Sounds like you haven't sufficiently explored your body meight

>> No.3704548

>>3704416
Yeah I am, but no thanks.

>> No.3704549
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3704549

>>3704508
Why hasn't anyone told me how qt3.14 I am?

>> No.3704551

>>3704304
selam

>> No.3704553

>>3704549
you look like a rat

>> No.3704554

>>3704496
Are you for real?

>> No.3704558

>>3704501
Even if I would be so close to you that my existence would be undeniable, you still wouldn't get to fuck me.
>>3704509
Monstrous virgin detected.
>>3704505
Too late for what? To press charges against you for stalking and kidnapping?
Tell me, do you think that by rubbing your cock furiously enough a genie will come out and grant you three wishes? Actually, it doesn't matter, since those three anime girls you'd wish for would commit suicide before touching you.

Jeez, I didn't know 4chan was THIS sexist...

>> No.3704568

>>3704549
your purdy

>> No.3704569
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>>3704558

>that my existence would be undeniable

it certainly would be.

>> No.3704573

>>3704558
>>>www.reddit.com/r/shitredditsays

>> No.3704578

>>3704471
Oh shit, you are actually mildly attractive.

>> No.3704583

>>3704435
That pipe looked like a starter pistol from the thumbnail. I was disappointed.

>> No.3704584

>>3704558
i have never seen such a swollen lipped bird with a receding hairline like dat, cunt. Just because they fuck you, doesnt mean they like you

>> No.3704586

>>3704578
That nose would be a lot bigger IRL. Trust me.

>> No.3704591
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>>3704553
Fuck this, going back to writing.

>> No.3704596

>>3704591
You don't look like a rat, although I would probably try to avoid you if I ever were to encounter you in a dark alley

>> No.3704598

>>3704558
Starts with
>>3704442
Then calls 4chan sexist.
Best ruse ever.

>> No.3704602

>>3704591
You look fine, but you're acting pretty god damn irritating. Shut the fuck up.

>>>/soc/ has what you need.

>> No.3704610

>this actual thread

God damn /lit/

And you claim to be one one of the more intellectual boards

>> No.3704613

>>3704578
Thanks
>>3704584
Oh look, The Indignant Flubber is terrorizing me! :( Flap those lovehandles, chap, flap flap flap until you ascend to heaven. Maybe the angels will treat you better than every woman you've ever come across LOL. Or, alternatively, commit suicide as painfully as possible.

>> No.3704614

>>3704610
Intellectualism doesn't preclude social retardation.

>> No.3704616

There's something really revolting about people who post their pictures on 4chan. Like, I don't just want you removed from the board, I want you dead.

>> No.3704619

>>3704613

What's your favourite colour?

>> No.3704623

>>3704613
So, UCL/KCL/QMUL/LSE/SOAS/Imperial, or one of the numerous shit-tier London unis?

Or do you even go to uni

>> No.3704625

>>3704613
i am actually really skinny tho

>> No.3704630

>>3704613
lol usual cracker bitch routine

>> No.3704631
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3704631

>>3704613
Fuck off you rancid cunt. You're worthless and in ten years you'll discover that no man wants your saggy tits, ugly nose and vapid personality. Stay mad, whore.

Also, my favorite book is Watchmen (yeah, I know)

>> No.3704632

>>3704602
This thread is a /soc/ incarnate. Ain't no one talking about books.
And since the thread's a joke, you might as well try and get a punchline in before it gets wiped.
Or report it. Which I've done.

>> No.3704635

>>3704631
That's a good looking beard, mate.

>> No.3704639
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3704639

so does anyone else love Ayn Ryand or is it just me

>> No.3704642

>>3704631
You remind me of Capitaine Haddock, albeit younger. Get yourself a pipe and a sailor's cap.

>> No.3704643

>>3704619
Red
>>3704631
Hahaha, is that you? I didn't even read the content of your post since I can already tell by your picture how pathetic you are, loser. Seriously, you look like 300 pounds of veal with pubic hair and glasses glued on. You're >>3704625 aren't you? Or>>3704630

>> No.3704646

>300 pounds of veal with pubic hair and glasses glued on

I am enjoying this thread

>> No.3704648

>>3704643
are you real grill? I find this hard to believe

>> No.3704651 [SPOILER] 
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The Stranger

P-please be gentle...

>> No.3704654

>>3704221
I Bought my brother that cook book. Naked Chef right? How it is?

>> No.3704655

>>3704651
stranger is great book no one can deny

>> No.3704656

As far as I can tell there's not a single timestamp in this entire thread.

You should all be ashamed of your charlatanry.

>> No.3704659

>>3704648
Why? Because you've never seen one? Or do you think we have to conform to some preconceived notion of femininity?

>> No.3704665
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The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson

+

A Million Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

>> No.3704666

>>3704659
idk most of the girls i know dont squat over their pc insulting people on 4chan. but i do know plenty of men who do that

>> No.3704667

>>3704659
You must be the life and party of Feminism courses at whatever institution you attend..

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Franny & Zooey

>> No.3704671

>>3704651
Do you get something new from The Stranger every time you read it?

I swear, I've gone through the thing roughly five times now, and it still imparts some different and intense philosophy with each re-read.

>> No.3704672

Do you even lift?

>> No.3704674

>>3704654
Nah, Jamies' 30 Minutes Meals. Never even opened it this year, I can cook without it.

>> No.3704675

>>3704665
I'd like to see gay porn of you :3

>> No.3704676

Trying to figure out if boy or girl.
Related note: Possibly questioning my sexuality.
Dem blackened eye sockets, man.

>> No.3704677

>>3704659
>>3704631
RRRGH RRRGH IM REAL MAD AND DEFENSIVE ON THE INTERNET RRGH ME STRONG HULK SMASH

>> No.3704679

>>3704671
have you read the Fall by Camus? i loved dat too

>> No.3704681
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3704681

Morning!

My favourite book is The Trial.

>> No.3704683

>>3704676
Is in response to this: >>3704651

>> No.3704684

>>3704681

Are you an effeminate boy?

>> No.3704687

>>3704681
so those testosterone injections didnt turn out so well huh

>> No.3704688
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3704688

I try not to play favourites.

>> No.3704689

>>3704667
I'm a biology major, btw.
>>3704666
I just can't stand all this virulent sexism, Satan.
>>3704677
kthxbye

>> No.3704691

>>3704665
>A Million Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
lel

>> No.3704692

>>3704688
Asterix, mah nigga.
I also love Tintin.

>> No.3704697

>>3704684
>>3704687
what??

>> No.3704699

>>3704679
Not yet, but I've been meaning to. Aside from The Stranger I haven't read any other Camus. I've got Thee Myth of Sisyphus on my bookshelf, but I've yet to crack it open.

What's The Fall deal with? I've heard mixed things on it, some people say its like The Stranger:Lite. Does it have more to it that you wouldn't get by reading just The Stranger?

>> No.3704701

>>3704689
>quarter to third bong
>come to 4chan
>whine about sexism
>/soc/ it up with my ugly mug
>major it biology
i'd say a pretty fulfilling day

>> No.3704703
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3704703

>>3704697
They're saying you look like a trap.

That's not necessarily an insult though.

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>>3704689
>I'm a biology major, btw
>biology major
>girl studying biology
>could you be anymore generic
Goddammit, all respect lost.

>> No.3704708

>>3704701
I did have a very fulfilling day, thank you.

>> No.3704713

>>3704699
in the end, it has similar philosophical intent, but its another interesting pyschological/philosophical character sketch by Camus. must read

>> No.3704715

>>3704713
I'll definitely give it a buy, thanks.

>> No.3704718

>>3704688
based asterix/10

>> No.3704719

>>3704708
You must be one of those polytechnic girls

>> No.3704721
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3704721

Che's biography by Taibo II.

Deal with it!

>> No.3704723

>>3704703
Nice piece of propaganda you have there.

>> No.3704724

>>3704651
dat opiate chic

>> No.3704725

>>3704681
>>3704697
you are pretty and i am sure a sweetheart but your hairline is very far back on your head so yo look a bit like a male, knowi''msaying

>> No.3704728

>>3704725
No, I don't. You sound mean.

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>>3704723
>not liking traps

>> No.3704733

>>3704728

He is saying that you look manly, sweetie.

>> No.3704734

>>3704728
alright then just wear bangs dearie i'm just trying to help

>> No.3704735

>>3704733
She doesn't look manly, she looks like a feminine boy trying to look girly. So like I said above, trappish.

>> No.3704736

>>3704721

The awesomeness is just way too much for me to handle.

>> No.3704738

>>3704735

Yes, yes, sorry, that.

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3704740

Only picture I have sorry. Just fucking destroy me, I don't care anymore.

favourite book: the stranger

>> No.3704744

>>3704740
Were you aware that you're fat?
You should do something about that. or not. or whatever.

>> No.3704745

>>3704672
I do. 120kg to 85kg in 6 months.

>> No.3704746

>>3704740

I am sure you are a caring, compassionate, and interesting human being, anon. Do not worry.

>> No.3704747

>>3704740
>implying it is you

>> No.3704748

>>3704740
You should stop eating anything for six weeks. Just to see what happens. For science.

>> No.3704749

>>3704728

I think it's more the glasses than anything else. Post a glasses-less picture.

>> No.3704752

>>3704749

And then one naked.

>> No.3704754

One of the girls in this thread is Bullkowski. Just saying.

>> No.3704755

>>3704740
HAHA, are you the guy that acted all sexist toward me before? Tell me, when you slap your belly, for how long does it quiver? Five hours? My God, someone should throw you back into the ocean so that you could be with your kin.

>> No.3704757

>>3704752

You have to take these things slow bro be cool

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Styron-Darkness visible

>> No.3704760
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unbearable lightness

>> No.3704761

>>3704757

Sorry, sensei. Please go ahead and I shall observe.

>> No.3704762

>>3704681
>"Morning!"
>"top o' the mornin'"
>Sunny disposition
>Posts great book
>Immediately gets called a trap by everyone
Oh, /lit/. Be nice to the girl.

>> No.3704764

>>3704749
I post one picture and already I get a deluge of mean comments. I wish I hadn't posted at all...

>> No.3704765

>>3704755
Why are you still here?
Go back to your shitty poly to study your shitty biology in East London

>> No.3704767

>>3704764

And I am photoshopping it already :)

>> No.3704769

>>3704755
why do you keep assuming that the one who made fun of you was fat? i told ya bird, i'm skinny
enough wif da sexism junk alright

>> No.3704771

>>3704764

I am 100% positive that if you post a picture without those burly glasses everyone will be nice.

>> No.3704773

>>3704764
You're fine-looking, don't worry
Also, why post on 4chan if sensitive by nature?

>> No.3704777

>>3704764

you're pretty with or without glasses. don't sweat it, really.

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>>3704718
>>3704692
I do love the Belgian literati, and indeed am quite into works from the Francosphere in general. But I try not to limit myself. One cannot read Proust every day after all.

>> No.3704780

>>3704764
jesus fuck you cant take a realistic criticism on an anonymous board? this must be satire (/lit/ related)

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>>3704773

Even those sensitive in nature catch the gaze of the abyss, sometimes

>> No.3704785

>>3704780
Speaking of criticism....
>>3701077
I need some.

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3704786

>>3704670
>tfw no replies

>> No.3704788

>>3704786

i know that feel

>> No.3704789

>>3704764

And you take these comments seriously, because?

>> No.3704792

Well better be ignored than made fun of. Being a man is so good.

>> No.3704794

>>3704786
shoulda posted a girl picture

>> No.3704795

>>3704765
Oh my, did I anger the gentle beast? Does all that weight on your penis hurt? Do you cry at night knowing that you'll never get laid, noble creature of the sea?

>> No.3704797

>>3704785
But heavy on the mixed metaphors there. He's a fish, a mime, a beaver...

>> No.3704798

>>3704785
where you do you think you are gypsy boy? a literature board?

>> No.3704799

>>3704792
I disa-fucking-gree. I much prefer to get harsh and brutal critiques on my work than none at all.

>> No.3704803
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3704803

The Crying Game

>> No.3704805

>>3704795

i'm not sure if i like or hate you but i'm leaning towards the former

>> No.3704806

>>3704799
2 tru

>> No.3704808

>>3704785
It's shit. Thoroughly so. I'm OP by the way. Enjoying this thread so far, though I was hoping it would follow a more patrician route.

>> No.3704809

>>3704795
I weigh 70kg.
I also lost my virginity three years ago.
How does it feel to be mediocre? Must suck.

>> No.3704810

>>3704786
I got one. From Hitler

>> No.3704811

>>3704786

you look like cory matthews and salinger is shit.

there

>> No.3704812

>>3704797
Did they come across as metaphors? Shit, it was supposed to read as him making literal imitations of these animal faces.

>> No.3704820

>>3704808
>It's shit
Go on.
Tell me what's broken and what(if there's anything that applies) not.

>> No.3704821

>>3704803
lol'd hard

>> No.3704822

>>3704811
thank you

>> No.3704827

>>3704820
is* not

>> No.3704828

>>3704808
OP ya pic is tru humour m8 real nice

>> No.3704829

>>3704812
I would say you need to show more and tell less there then.

>> No.3704831

>>3704829
Hm, alright. I'll think on what to adjust, thanks.

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Tao Lin's Temple of the Golden Pavilion

>> No.3704834

>>3704803
You're like a rare and delicate flower.

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>OP posts troll thread
>faggots join in deluded by hopes of legitimacy

Well thanks for the laughs guys, you're all just as autistic and prestige-driven as I thought

can'tstoplaughing/10

>> No.3704838

>>3704803
Megamind is that you?

>> No.3704839

>>3704809
No you weigh 700 pounds stop lying; raping a woman does count as losing one's virginity, I suppose, pig; and that last line should be addressed to a mirror, if it already wasn't.

>> No.3704843

>>3704839
I give up. I got exams coming up, don't want to waste my time arguing with a land whale

>> No.3704850

>>3704843
What if the exam is on arguing with a land whale?

>> No.3704859

>>3704839
biologist listen this is importance
>you are the one fated to destroy /lit/
have you heard of EK? the famous tripfag of /sci/?
you must try to post on a daily basis and put lots of pictures on. Everyone will hate you for being a stupid cunt, but it will make /lit/ all the better

>> No.3704861

>>3704850
He'd excel, considering his 'from the deeps' if you know what I mean.

>> No.3704870

The Tunnel - Ernesto Sabato
resembles The Stranger in some ways

>> No.3704876

>>3704859
Don't call me a cunt, penis inspector. And no, I will rarely, if ever again, tip my gentle toe into this sea of neckbeard and pus.

>> No.3704880

>>3704861
Why are you cyberbullying that guy? Don't you know that cyberbullying is mean?

>> No.3704882

>>3704876
>gentle toe
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>> No.3704883

>>3704880
Is it? Well, he shouldn't be such a sexist, racist whale then. Also *he's.

>> No.3704884

>>3704880
4/20 blaze it fagót

>> No.3704893

>>3704882
What's so funny? You'll have sweet, never-to-come-true dreams of my cute wiggling members in your mouth. The big ones are called Helena and Joan D'Arc, respectively.

>> No.3704895

>>3704893
Why boner why

>> No.3704901

This thread proves that /lit/ is no different to /fit/.

>> No.3704899

>>3704893
Nope. I don't think I'll have dreams with whores I have found on the internet.

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Big Sur.

>> No.3704909

>>3704899
Oh, I'm sorry is that your lame attempt at a witticism? McDonald's calls and the moon is full, big boy.

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STOP IT GUISE, WE ARE FAMILY!!

>> No.3704918

>>3704707
If you smirk any harder, you're gonna pull something.

>> No.3704925

>>3704651
>P-please be gentle...
P-please be in London

>> No.3704928

>>3704909
>McDonald's calls and the moon is full
And I'm the one bad at a witticism, right big girl?

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3704930

>>3704375
lel
>>3704399
lookin cute

>> No.3704932

>>3704925
I'm in London. Wanna suck my toes, flubber?

>> No.3704938

>>3704932
>flubber
Why'd you have to go and hurt me like that?

>> No.3704939

>>3704928
Jesus, you're slower than those karts fat people use.

>> No.3704943

>>3704925
have we figured out if that's a boy or a girl, i've been lurking hoping to find out.

>> No.3704947

>>3704939
Trying too hard now.

>> No.3704949

>>3704760
>unbearable lightness
>ginger with shutters closed mid day
p good

>> No.3704951

>>3704688
Are you are on the toilet reading Asterix?

>> No.3704953

>>3704951
Seems a good a place as any, ZING!

>> No.3704954

>>3704596
I would try to avoid him in a well lit area or sewer

>> No.3704955

>>3704954
Are rats more prone to aggressive attacks in well lit areas?

>> No.3704959

>>3704947
Le boredom face
>>3704943
She's a tranny.

Wow, this is one of the most robust and peopled threads /lit/ has had in a long time. Should do it again some time since great fun was had by all (except the mastodonic fairies). Gotta go wash my toes now.

>> No.3704960

>>3704954
>well lit areas
Are not rats supposed to avoid well lit areas?

>> No.3704962

>>3704951
That's the bath. You got to mix it up sometimes, you know?

>> No.3704963

>>3704651
cute

>> No.3704971

>>3704955
>>3704955

When I was a child I slid off a park slide directly onto a dead rat.

>> No.3704972

>>3704959
Weird, she's hotter than you:
>>3704471
>>3704416

>> No.3704964

>>3704651
moar

>> No.3704966

>>3704651
Based short hair.

>> No.3704975

>>3704651
marla singer/10 would steal laundry and dead people's dinners with

>> No.3704980

>>3704971
So you're just talking from personal experience then? And when you did come in contact with a dead rat it was already dead?

>> No.3704984

Everyone who posted their actual picture ITT should be banned for the good of the board.

>> No.3704987

>>3704943
>have we figured out if that's a boy or a girl
I feel the journey of finding out would be quite fun either way.

>> No.3704989

>>3704244
10/10 would bang

>> No.3704990

>>3704962
I completely understand.

>> No.3704985

>>3704971

Did you receive proper counselling?

>> No.3704992

>>3704980

The rat was already dead. Perhaps killed by a more corpulent youngster.

>> No.3704996

>>3704964
>>3704966
>>3704975
please stop hitting on my girlfriend

>> No.3704998

What would happen if everyone adopted aggressive big-lipped female personas? Would /lit/ implode?

>> No.3705002

>>3704996
I'm not hitting. Just saying "based short hair" for I think every woman are better with short hair. Plus, how the fuck I was supposed to know she was your or any other person's girlfriend?

>> No.3705004

>>3704423
When you start commuting into London, please don't think it makes you special in any way. I see too many dickheads like that on the train every day. I'm sure you're lovely, and it's a nice city but please. You have to be grumpy for me to enjoy my day.

>> No.3705012

>>3704688
Oh come on, that's one of the worst Asterix books ever man. What's wrong with you. Never read the Golden Sickle yo?

>> No.3705016

>>3704996
Make yourself useful and tell her to get back online so we can bother her.

>> No.3705020

>>3705004
Tbh I'm probably going to be asleep. The intention is to relocate as well, commuting's a stop gap for now.

>> No.3705022

>>3705016
she's still itt lel

>> No.3705028
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This thread is doing nothing to quell my procrastination. Someone help.

>> No.3705039

>>3705012
>Oh come on, that's one of the worst Asterix books ever man.
Well, everything without Goscinny is sub par tbh, but still somewhat enjoyable. I have a big compilation of some of the G&U era stuff, but it's a little unwieldy.

>> No.3705058

>>3704996
I challenge you to a duel for her affections.

>> No.3705083

>>3704964
2nding this

>> No.3705085

>>3705058
youd lose

>> No.3705089

>>3705085
>posts pics of herself
>says it is her girlfriend

Stay sexy Catherine.

>> No.3705091

>>3705085
I ain't got no future or family tree
But I know what a prince and lover ought to be
I know what a prince and lover ought be

>> No.3705095

>>3705089
I shall do battle with you as well.
I go to music festivals and stand around looking wildly unentertained.
You stand no chance.

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>>3705095
I also forget to post intended pictures with my posts.
Again, no chance.

>> No.3705103

>>3704893
>Helena and Joan D'Arc

My shit. I cannot find it.

>> No.3705105

>>3705095
iron guard cioran antinatalist pls go

>> No.3705106

>>3705095
>I go to music festivals and stand around looking wildly unentertained.
Well, I go to the front of the crowd, become dehydrated and re-enact absurdist plays.

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Does anyone here know of archived threads with pictures of people that go on /lit/?

This fascinates me.

>> No.3705117

>>3705105
Are you, are you trying to compliment me? Also, how... How did you hit my philosophical beliefs on the head?

What's... What's going on? Who are you?

>> No.3705124

>>3705115
Butterfly posts pics, and Brownbear had his pics posted for him. We aren't so much about pic posting here though.

>> No.3705127

>>3705117
>romanians in cali

why?

>> No.3705133

>>3705127
I dunno. It's goddamn hot here.

>> No.3705137

archive dis shit fo posterity

>> No.3705142

>>3705137
Everything's archived. Lit's all about massive posterity.

>> No.3705145

>>3705137
>being sucha le newy

>> No.3705149

>>3705106
This also sounds pretty awesome. Perhaps the two of us can be bros instead.

>> No.3705166

>>3705149
If we're gonna be bros, we should take the opportunity to subvert the nuclear unit in society: there's no reason we can't both win her heart, if she is so willing.

>> No.3705196

>>3705166
>subvert the nuclear unit in society
A man after my own heart.
The growing human populace is a detrimental facet of the world's declining state and a major piece of what may inevitably be our species' downfall.

>> No.3705206

>>3704416
>the god delusion

laughingcheetahandlion.jpg

>> No.3705223

>>3704949

oh i get it!!!!!!!!!! :-)

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>>3705115
I liked this one

>> No.3705239

can't believe how many newfags are on this board

disgusting

>> No.3705295

everyone in this thread should get banned, I would proudly take one for the team

>> No.3705833
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The Brothers Karamazov

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Meditations by Marcus Aurelius