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[Anonymous No.3703914]

Would you fuck Ayn Rand?

[Anonymous No.3703915]

With a chainsaw.

[Anonymous No.3703919]

Fuck Ayn Rand, give her flashbacks to dad.

[Anonymous No.3703922]

I don't find her attractive but I'd fuck her just because it would be cool to fuck such a famous person.

[Anonymous No.3703940]

>>3703922

Would you fuck Soren?

[Anonymous No.3703950]

>>3703915

Different kind of saw, but I pictured this.

[Anonymous No.3703952]

what kind of question is that?

[Anonymous No.3703953]

>>3703940
Sure would.

[Anonymous No.3703955]

>>3703952
uhm, one?

[Anonymous No.3703983]

>>3703914
Only in a psychological warfare rape sort of way. Together with my communist brethren.

[Anonymous No.3704003]

Anyone who's read her books knows she'd be into it.

[Anonymous No.3704020]

>>3703983
i like it

i'll join in, comrade

[Anonymous No.3704033]

I would hate fuck her.

As in, I'd violently plow her, and in the midst of it all whisper little anti-realist aphorisms in her ear, and talk about the irrational nature of most macro-economic decisions made by the market.

Then she'd sit on my face, femdom, and read passages from Galt's last speech in Atlas Shrugged.

After it all we'd both be in bed, smoking, while we make quick little quips against each other's worldviews. Then I'd put on my pants and agree to meet next Saturday.

[Anonymous No.3704159]

No,
But not because of pic related,
pic related isn't to shame her for aging,
pic related is to remind your dicks that it's just one glamour shot. That in the end there is an ocean of pussy, and probability dictates that you can find someone to screw who isn't so insufferable.

[Anonymous No.3704205]

>>3704159
Nobody thinks she is attractive, silly goose.

[Anonymous No.3704243]

>>3704033
thanks for the boner

[Anonymous No.3704247]

This thread literally made my dick hurt.

[Anonymous No.3704262]

>>3704205
>Nobody thinks she is attractive, silly goose.
I think she was quite attractive as a girl.

[Anonymous No.3704276]

Can you imagine what it would be like?

She imagined herself as some kind of romantic goddess so you know she'd be into some kinky shit. I bet Nathaniel Branden did all kinds of twisted stuff.

Imagine taking her to the top of some skyscraper and banging her on some support girders while she cries out in pleasure: "...You have heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis. You have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. You have cried that man’s sins are destroying the world and you have cursed human nature for its unwillingness to practice the virtues you demanded. Since virtue..."

[Anonymous No.3704283]

I've a thing for smart, independent women

So probably, I'd prefer it if she got me drunk and seduced me first though

[Anonymous No.3704406]

>>3704205
>>3704283
She gives off that image of strong self-possessed and crazy,
and crazy can be very sexy,
but you gotta know, it ain't worth it.
That goes for all of you, you gotta pass up on the crazy, no matter how tempting it might be,

High maintenance is okay, even drama queens are okay, but leave that crazy pussy alone.

[Anonymous No.3704441]

She wouldn't sleep with a parasite like me.

[Anonymous No.3704526]

>>3703914

Yes, but only so that I could finish first and then go on about individual pursuits and if she wanted what I had she would have to work for it herself.

[Anonymous No.3704540]

>>3703940
Without question or motive. If he wanted to give me the d I'd make that leap of faith.

[Anonymous No.3704581]

>>3704276
DAS IT MANE

[Anonymous No.3704774]

Are all solipsists habitual masturbators and if not, why not?

[Anonymous No.3704800]

>>3704526
7/10 solid idea