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Some people at my university were handing out free copies of the pic related for some National Reading day or some shit.

I was wondering if you could hand out any book you wanted for free to the general public what would it be?

>> No.3687921

Heart of Darkness, probably.

>> No.3687925

The Bible

>> No.3687928

>>3687917
50 shades of gray

>> No.3687956

Zettels Traum. Turn the plebscum away from the printed word once and for all! Bloom would be proud.

>> No.3687969

feminism is for everybody

>> No.3687973

>>3687928
Grey*, you Yankee faggot.

>> No.3687976

>>3687973
backstabbing traitor dog

robert e lee should have been hung

>> No.3687979

manifesto of futurist cooking

>> No.3687990

The Turner Diaries

everyone needs a good laugh

>> No.3688030

>>3687976
Ahahahaha

>implying that Yankee is only used by southerners to describe northerners

>> No.3688049

>>3688030

Please excuse our yanks, they're a more cantankerous and less genteel folk than those of us down here in Dixie.

>>3687976
>robert e lee should have been hung

He probably was hung. The good Lord wouldn't have wasted such military genius on a man who wasn't well-endowed.

The word you're looking for is "hanged",you northern peasant.

>> No.3688052

You go to University of Texas OP?

That's where I got mine. It sure beats that "Too Far" book I got for free from some random people last year.

>> No.3688072

Mao's Little Red Book.

Take a copy or take a blindfold and face the wall.

>> No.3688100

The Trial, by Kafka

So those fuckers at the law school I (voluntarily) dropped out of stop treating me like I picked up god-damned cancer or something when they're the ones with the terminal case of hopelessness. NOT ME.

>> No.3688130

>>3687976
Sorry bro, I'm Australian, you're all Yanks to me. I'm missing the reference to Lee's penis size too, sorry.

>> No.3688146

The Brothers Karamasov

>> No.3688158
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3688158

The Necronomicon

>> No.3688174

>>3687979
good taste.

Personally, Stirner.

>> No.3688224

>>3688130
I'm taking it that all your relatives that would have caught the Lee reference are dead.

No worries, we can't all be founded as penal colonies.

>> No.3688230

>>3687917

The motherfucking kamasutra, bee-atches!