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In Breakfast of Champions, Kurt Vonnegut claims to have a penis that is 3 inches long and 5 inches in diameter. Has anyone here slept with Mr. Vonnegut and can confirm?

also author penis general I guess

>> No.3671371

True fact: Novel length is directly proportional to penis size.

>> No.3671370

What the fuck is wrong with you.

>> No.3671379

>>3671371
stop poasting

>>3671370
you can fuck off too.

>> No.3671382

>>3671379
Upset because you don't have an identity of your own?
Other than trolling people who do, that is.

>> No.3671397

>>3671370

“Baby, in a couple of minutes I'm going to rip off your god damned panties and show you some turkey neck you'll remember all the way to the graveside. I have a vast and curved penis, like a sickle, and many a gutted pussy has gasped come upon my callous and roach-smeared rug. First let me finish this drink.”

― Charles Bukowski

>> No.3671404

>>3671382
>Upset because you don't have an identity of your own?
Anyone can fill out the name field and shit up the board.

>Other than trolling people who do, that is.
Not trolling - genuinely wanting to purge the cancer.

>> No.3671406

>>3671382
>Upset because you don't have an identity of your own?

You act like donning a trip is some magical thing only the privileged few can do.

Get a grip on reality, you utter faggot.

>> No.3671422

>>3671379
No. Don't be mad because you want to imagine the dicks of old dead men.
>>3671397
Why did you link that to me? It has nothing to do with me.

>> No.3671427

>>3671422
>Bukowski
>Bullkowski
If you insist on a trip, at least keep it restricted to your Bukowski-trolling threads, however stupid they might be.

>> No.3671428

I haven't slept with Vonnegut *himself* but I Have slept with his penis and I can tell you from *Direct* experience that: ~***whistles***~

An inch is an inch is a cinch
A cinch that you don't want to pinch
And when you're below and don't know how to stow
dig for your life in a ditch

~~~~~~~~crowd takes up chous, camera pans UPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.3671433

>>3671427
Don't assume things, you're assuming, never assume.

>> No.3671446

>>3671433
Assume I'm assuming things some more, faggot.

>> No.3671450

>>3671446
But you were assuming.

>> No.3671467
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3671467

>Ubermensch trancends the big small penis dichotomy

>> No.3671484

>>3671422
>Don't be mad because you want to imagine the dicks of old dead men.

Says the trip infatuated with a dead old man.

>> No.3671489

>>3671484
Who?

>> No.3671494

>>3671489
For fucks sake, just post as Ezra. You are even more annoying when you keep changing trips.

>> No.3671517

>>3671494
I don't know who Ezra is.

>> No.3671539

>>3671467
>Ubermensch doesnt give a fuck about things he cant change, and doesnt judge his life according to anything other than the accomplishments and characteristics of the will

>> No.3671749

>>3671539

holy shit...

>tfw I will live by this as of now