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I'm only 17 but I have pretty much outranked all the teachers and now professors who ever taught me. I've been taking college courses since freshman year of high school (well, college-level courses, anyway). Now, even though I'm still in high school, I also take an upperlevel math class at the local community college every morning (it's preparation for going to an ivy league school next year). I mean I already applied to Harvard and everyone says I will get a fullride. I excel in every subject in school, both German and Latin, sciences, math/stat, and of course English. I started reading philosophy last year but I'm already better than anyone I know. Like I wrote an essay on Dante's Inferno but since I already read Nietzsche (who may be the only person I know is smarter than me, even though he was a nazi) I just said "the void stared back" and my teacher took off points but it was because he was too dumb to even get the reference. Or like this other guy in my history class (who people think is smart but isnt) said he liked to read and I asked him if he ever read Marx (who hasn't?) but he's like "no, Marx was just some guy sitting in a london garden" or something, as if he knew better than the best economist ever haha. Bet he doesn't even really read. I've published short stories and poems in my school's quarterly creative work zine. I love pomo lit (you know Infinite Jest is my shit) and Finnegan's Wake and Gravity's Rainbow (I'm going to be the next Kafka cum Joyce cum Pynchon). Besides, I've already finished about 90% of the classics.
As for extracirriculars, I trained to be an EMT but stopped because of the hours. I play 1st bassoon and I'm a god at the world's greatest sport: chess (before you start calling me lazy, I did x-country in freshman year). Haha, I even tutor people to play chess, going rate is $50 an hour and I have one regular student and two semi-regulars. I tried getting into texas holdem but it was too gay.

>> No.3661021

when I'm not reading I browse /lit/, /mu/, /fa/, (not /fit/ lol I'm already fit) and reddit. I also used to post on tumblr but that was before I started studying philosophy
Oh yeah, and I invented a meme (two if you count "monsieur").

>> No.3661022

>I'm only 17
...aaand banned.

>> No.3661026
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3661026

I invented a meme too, it's called le patrician stamp

here, you can have a le patrician stamp because you are so smart and patrician :)

>> No.3661027 [DELETED] 

>>3661022
Do you even know what is risk? :^)

>> No.3661030

harvard sent out letters like two weeks ago

>> No.3661036

>>3661027
>Do you even know what is risk?
*what risk is.

>> No.3661039 [DELETED] 

>>3661036
Do you? **********

>> No.3661051

Why the fuck would you post your resume here?

>> No.3661054

5/10, respectable effort but lacking in the execution. I found your style enjoyable but your content overwrought. In the future, please remember not to try so hard.

Sage, because sage
Thank you for proving trips are terrible.

>> No.3661060

Aaaaand you sound like a total dick. Try not using 'like' every third sentence? Friendly hint.

>> No.3661066

An OK troll.

You'll probably get a few /lit/fags knowing how dumb this board is.

>> No.3661068 [DELETED] 

I'm laughing so fucking hard to everyone who posted in this thread

>> No.3661108

>>3661019
>Finnegan's Wake
>'

>> No.3661120 [DELETED] 

>>3661054
>>3661066
>>3661060
stop here
I'm not this guy, this is the original:
http://fuuka.warosu.org/lit/thread/S3348160#p3348872
He seems like a mythomaniac, fake
But I'm 16 and i'll never achieve the level of this faggot; do you wish you were him? although he's a dick...
is it even possible to triumph today or to be a literary genius?

>> No.3661126

>>3661019
>gunna be the next Joyce cum Pynchon.
kill yourself.

>> No.3661131

>>3661019

Nietzsche...nazi...

erg

>> No.3661140

>>3661019
i can't tell if this is supposed to be an outright troll or just some parody of the lit demographic, either way i can dig it, good execution, a little longwinded though

>> No.3661149

>>3661120
>do you wish you were him?
no. He seems like a robot. "I read 90% of the classics". What for? Harvard? Define "classics".
He says only Nietzsche surpasses him. Which is evidence he didn't even read Nietzsche, who often confesses he actually didn't read much (esp not much philosophy)

>> No.3661154

>>3661140
>i can't tell if this is supposed to be an outright troll or just some parody of the lit demographic
I wonder if he's also trained in gorilla warfare.

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3661167

congrats on not understanding Nietzsche

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>>3661019
Kafka is elementry

>> No.3661192

>>3661149

that is not true.

>> No.3661197

>>3661185
He looks like that guy who played the father in Free Willy. Or that eco warrior in The Lost World.

>> No.3661201

>>3661197
Your knowledge of terrible 90s movies is impressive, and even surpasses my own. Truly you are a God amongst men.

>> No.3661202

I'm not even trying to tell you how bad the substance of your shitty tr0llz post is.
Your style is too laughable btw, would not rustle/10

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3661219

>Nietzsche
>Nazi

>> No.3661228

Do you know about algebaic topology, OP ? Please answer. I only respect people who dig algebraic topology.

>> No.3661231

>>3661154
> gorilla warfare
lel

>> No.3661260

>>3661192
>that is not true.
he advocated for the right to write even is he hadn't read all the classics before. As a philologist, he certainly had read all his Livy, Homer etc. But he advocated for the right to criticize Plato even if he only had a general view on his philosophy.
He also fought for the right to forget, the right to have a young clear mind. A sort of tabula rasa of the past.

>> No.3661281

>>3661228
>algebraic topology

You can play with my hairy balls any time, baby

>> No.3661292

>>3661026
your "patrician" looks like pig-faced beer-drunk barbarian from northern swamps

>> No.3661337

>outranked
>as a student
Did you earn a degree or two and go back to school?

Troll harder, lurk moar

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3661501

Meh, and here I was, expecting at least a few people who were dumb enough to fall for this...

>> No.3661507

>>3661337
I got so advanced I started issuing degrees instead of receiving them, I am a walking talking accredited university and I have awarded my self twenty tenured professorships, adjuncts and lowly post-docs scramble to clear out when they see me coming