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Has /lit/ created a version of this /pol/ roster?

>> No.3639983

nominated for chair of philosophy

>> No.3639985
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>>3639983

forgot spooky sketch

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>>3639980
can't be arsed

>> No.3640000

>>3639985
lol le spooky sketch so funnah XD

>> No.3640004

>>3639980
The /mu/ one is funnier.

>> No.3640007

>>3640004

post plox

>> No.3640039
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Women's Studies

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African Studies

>> No.3640059
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Dean

>> No.3640060
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Ethics

>> No.3640061
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World Languages

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Philology

>> No.3640069
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>>3640007

>> No.3640070
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Resident Douchebag

>> No.3640071

>>3640068

> not philology

>> No.3640072
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student advisor

>> No.3640078
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marine biology

>> No.3640081
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>>3640068
Not so fast. Did you ever create a language?

>> No.3640079

>>3640071
>Chapel
ftfy

>> No.3640083
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Literature

>> No.3640086
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Mathematics

>> No.3640088

>>3640081
Tolkien for linguistics

>> No.3640089
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Public Speaker

>> No.3640090

>>3640081
pls go, daycare director

>> No.3640093

>>3640069
>fucking up the latin
should be habemus

>> No.3640094

>>3640089
>not fashion and modelling

Seriously like every picture I've ever seen of him he's doing some stupid Zoolander pose.

>> No.3640098
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catholic theology

>> No.3640097
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Student Counseling

>> No.3640101
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agronomy

>> No.3640103
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Tennis

>> No.3640107
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shooting club

>> No.3640108
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Sexual Health

>> No.3640109

>>3640069

> not having any latin form in your sentence agree in case number and gender

>>3640093

>implying universities have grammatically correct latin mottos

>> No.3640110
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sex ed

>> No.3640111
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Buddhism

>> No.3640112

>>3640108
that's his dad. beat me to it though.

>> No.3640113

>>3640097
why?

>> No.3640114
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labor management

>> No.3640115

Queer Studies

>> No.3640116
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NEET Studies

>> No.3640118
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head of sports department

>> No.3640119
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>>3640115

>> No.3640120

>>3640115
Foucault

>> No.3640124
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automotive engineering

>> No.3640126

>>3640119
Yes!

>> No.3640127
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Equine Science

Alternatively, Peter Shaffer

>> No.3640128
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entomology

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theatre

>> No.3640135
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pharmacology

>> No.3640137
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Film theory

>> No.3640139
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political science

>> No.3640142

>>>471309889

Computer Science

>> No.3640145
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rural economics

>> No.3640146

Iranman for Information Technology

>> No.3640147
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American History

>> No.3640148
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diversity officer

>> No.3640149
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american history

>> No.3640152

>>3640148
Her fat face looks like a mask.

>> No.3640153
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chemistry

>> No.3640156
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boxing

or

gun club

>> No.3640158
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journalism

>> No.3640159
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political science

>> No.3640161

>>3640148

I seriously hope that is her dressing up as Quentin Crisp for Halloween.
Otherwise, lel.

>> No.3640162
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Campus nurse

>> No.3640164
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glee club

>> No.3640165
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Architecture

>> No.3640166

Obviously Sagan for Astronomy

>> No.3640167
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Campus newspaper

>> No.3640169
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Architecture

>> No.3640172
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mascot

>> No.3640173
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law

or

entomology

>> No.3640174

>>3640173

No, Nabokov for entomology

>> No.3640177

>>3640103
hurp

>> No.3640178

>>3640174
>not Ernst Jünger'

He actually knew his shit. Based Anarch.

>> No.3640179
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outdoor education

>> No.3640181

michael crichton for paleontology

>> No.3640183
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Campus psychiatrist

>> No.3640187

>>3640172
more like headmaster

>> No.3640185
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medieval studies

>> No.3640188
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librarian

>> No.3640189

>>3640179
>not muir
>not snyder
>not thoreau
do you even live?

>> No.3640192

>>3640189

thoreau would be better, yeah.

only put him up for outdoor studies because he died while on a walk, in a snowbank

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Languages/Egyptology

>> No.3640194
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Fundamentals of Viral Marketing

>> No.3640199
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game theory

>> No.3640201

>>3640194

or just "marketing"

>> No.3640204
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non-euclidean geometry

>> No.3640205

>>3640194
when is taipei coming out?

>> No.3640207

>>3640178
>>3640178
This. Junger as Entomologist; Remarque can be his TA

>> No.3640209
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One of the founders

>> No.3640210

>>3639980

Can someone with access to Photoshop start assembling some of this?

>> No.3640211

>>3640183
opened thread to post this, leaving satisfied

>> No.3640212
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Developmental psychology

>> No.3640214

>>3640183
is her novel worth reading?

>> No.3640216
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religion

>> No.3640217
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Family Dynamics

>> No.3640220

>>3640214
>is her novel worth reading?

Not really. I've read it twice and never really felt edified either time.

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french

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>>3640139
>political science

>> No.3640228
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Indian History

>> No.3640230
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Accounting

>> No.3640236
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criminology

>> No.3640237

>>3640210
You don't need PS for something this simple.

>> No.3640251

>>3640237

What an astoundingly helpful contribution, Sunhawk. Thank God you arrived in this thread.

Someone start archiving. Sunhawk's here.

>> No.3640275

>>3640110
yes lyl

>> No.3640277
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Islamic Studies

>> No.3640282
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Christianity

>> No.3640286
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chess club

>> No.3640289
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Fraternity Supervisor

>> No.3640292

>>3639980
lgbt studies

>> No.3640295

Guest Lecturers

>Cheever and Carver

>> No.3640296

>>3639980
biology

>> No.3640302
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Jewish Studies

>> No.3640303

>>3639980
S.King??

>> No.3640313

>>3640078
objection.
Jules Verne for marine biology.

>> No.3640318

can someone start plugging these in?

i don't have the software

>> No.3640337
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Rowing coach

>> No.3640365

>>3640318

lel -- the perfect downfall of this thread

stay /lit/, boys

pretentious, well-read, yet totally incapable of work

>> No.3640383

I think Socrates should be head of Philosophy

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>>3640383
Sorry

>> No.3640507

>>3640386
Let's not forget the campus police office.

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>>3640507
>officer

>> No.3641822

>>3640365
or, more accurately, in need of doing other, actually relevant work

>> No.3641842

most of these aren't even jokes
step it up lit

>> No.3641844
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Business

>> No.3642242
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Film

>> No.3642287

This thread is pretty awesome.

>> No.3642313
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Campus Day Care

>> No.3642347
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First-year Composition

>> No.3642375

>>3642347
He'd actually do pretty well.

>> No.3642377

>>3642313
>Nabokov was a pervert because he wrote a book about a pervert

I suppose William Faulkner is a retard.

>> No.3642380

>even /pol/ version has more females
Are female thinkers and writers really so inferior?

>> No.3642399

>>3640083
No.

>> No.3642400
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Viticulture

>> No.3642401
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>>3639980

Sexual Health

>> No.3642402
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School nurse.

>> No.3642404
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Cafeteria

>> No.3642405
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gender studies

>> No.3642410
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Head of Philosophy.

>> No.3642419
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Either Nabokov, Joyce, Wallace or Pynchon for dean and assistant dean.

>> No.3642454
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wood shop

>> No.3642466

>>3640069
I'm imagining Henry Rollins as a security guy.

There would be no crime on that campus.

>> No.3642476

>>3642466
lel, overcompensating bullied little straight edge faggot that can't think. no thanks, i'll take burroughs as security. old bull lee gon buckshot yo ass

>> No.3642479

man /lit/ has a stale taste in humour

>> No.3642485
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>>3642401

>> No.3642490

>>3642479

Probably the least creative board on 4chan, oddly enough,

>> No.3642496

>>3642490
Nah, it's not that weird, most of us are failed hack writers, but are nice enough to give good advice. It's why we spend our time wanking on about philosophy and literature. Not that I dislike doing that.

>> No.3643461

>>3639980
>Campus security
>That
Chris Dorner guy that killed all those cops

I lold

>> No.3643538
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>>3642485

Lol'd more then I should have

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>Qaddafi

>> No.3643593
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Biology

>> No.3645393

SOMEONE MAKE THIS GODDAMIT

>> No.3645423
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Yoga

>> No.3645447

>>3643593
Dean of Assholery.

>> No.3645558
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one of the founders

>> No.3645577
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Aesthetics

>> No.3645593
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Robot Ethics

>> No.3645609

What about Pynchon for something history related?

>> No.3645795
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Campus slut.

>> No.3645830

>>3642476
Or musical innovation past 1985.

>> No.3645854

Ayn Rand - Bursar
Unabomber (dude wrote a manifesto) - Information Technology

>> No.3645880

Richard Dawkins - Religious Studies
Kirk Cameron - Evolutionary Studies
"I told that teachin' lady the only letters I need to know are U, S, and A" kid - Anthropology
Hunter S. Thompson - Journalism

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Radio Broadcasting

>> No.3646457
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Speech Therapy

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Definitely the choice for Business Management.

>> No.3647602

>>3639980
I fucking laughed at the strawman debate club president.

>> No.3647611

>>3646449
nice
his corpse weeps

>> No.3647646

What could Laurie Penny be?

>> No.3647648

>>3647646
raped freshman whore who cries rape?

>> No.3647660
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Fraternities Officer

>> No.3647664

Swimming coach made me laugh...

>> No.3647672
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Criminology

>> No.3647680
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College Radio

>> No.3647684
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Runs the 'Overheard' Facebook page.

>> No.3647693

Don't let the 'muh privilege' lackwits get hold of this thread. Nearly everyone we've chosen to teach in our Fantasy Campus is a white, middle class, educated, able bodied, English speaking man.

[buttmad intensifies]

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>swim coach

>> No.3647891
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Pharmocology.

>> No.3647927

>>3645593

Metaphysics would be a better fit for the Dick.

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Criminal Justice