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~/lit/~Story time


>divorced cousin (30 milf with 2 kids)
>I visited her and had a great meal, sex jokes and everything
>2 weekes later she got a random medical operation
>family visited her on morning
>visited her yesterday at 7pm

>husband is there playing with their kids
>awkward situation
>tell her how I needed to change my t-shirt because it was sweat
>talk 2 minutes about her health

spaghetti is falling from my pockets

>she got topless to show she was OK
>offer me a old t-shirt

all this in front of her ex

>3 minutes later I am fucking leaving

Did she use me to provoke him?
It was to obvious I am embarrassing?

>> No.3635789

And then you went home and wanked with her shirt around your dick, right ?

>> No.3635792

>>3635789
I felt guilty as fuck even if I did nothing.

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3635799

It's time you become an opportunist OP.

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>> No.3635827

>>3635784
wrong board

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3635829

Sounds like she was just pissing off her ex, forget all of it, you don't want to be one of those guys that gets with their cousins, and she's 30, and has two kids. Next

>> No.3635830

/lit/
why do you greentext?
you guys should be more literate than other boreds and should be able to write full coherent paragraphs

>> No.3635844

>>3635829
I was just horny, got the same thoughts. The problem is that I can't forget his stare. Imagine how awkward it would be the next time we meet each other.

Hope they forget about it too.

>> No.3635886

>>3635844
>horny

That's your mistake.

>> No.3635894

>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/

>> No.3635899

>not knowing how to greentext

also
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/adv/

>> No.3635900

>/lit/ - Advice

>> No.3635941

>use me to provoke him

Uhh if she knows that he knows you're her cousin, then no.

>> No.3635946

>>3635830
I makes it more interesting
Also it's 4chan culture as opposed to board culture

>> No.3635948

>>3635894
>>3635899
>>3635900
>not understanding the concept behind having a board

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>>3635799
Good advice.

>> No.3635992

>>3635948
>Literature
>Noun. Having to do with cousin fucking; weird incest. "Ma, I done fucked my cousin"

>> No.3636046

>>3635992
No, that's a minor meme on /fit/
>,stopped sleeping with my cousin
It's used in greentext stories relating to major preparation or reformation

Please do try to expand your knowledge of other cultures

>> No.3637470

>implying implications