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ask god/jesus anything

pic related

>> No.3633869

pls i'm bored

lel there are two patricks on the front page

>> No.3633893

whatever i'm going outside

>> No.3634403

seriously i have to do this

ask me questions

>> No.3634443

this is quite important you guys what the fuck
any question at all
except a few

>> No.3634449

Why don't you go out and do something with your life ?

>> No.3634452

>>3634449
that's exactly what i'm doing

next please

>> No.3634456

Hey God, how can I build up my confidence, and/or become happy?

>> No.3634468

>>3634456
>confidence
lift + (i) meditation or (ii) cognitive behavior therapy if you have aspergers of some sort

>happiness
a subjective illusory. you don't want that.

>> No.3634477

>>3634456
this is tough. i've never been on that side of the situation so i don't know it precisely

confidence i think is largely superficial for the most part
take pride in the things you like about yourself
find things to like about yourself
look good
have money
fuck bitches
be smart
i guess dress in clothes that make you feel confident, it's almost like armor
having pretension is also good

happiness is what >>3634468 said. i'm not even happy even though i feel good

>> No.3634480

Will we prove the Riemann hypothesis at some point in the future ?

>> No.3634482

>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/x/
>>>/out/

Do not reply to this thread. Not literature related.

>> No.3634488

>>3634480
idk probably i'm not that good at math though

>>3634482
ask a question

>> No.3634493

Do not feet him

Do not reply

Let him rot

>> No.3634497

>>3634493
i am being compelled by forces beyond me to create this thread

feed me reply let me flourish

>> No.3634510

i don't even want to do this

can anyone ask a substantial question about something

>> No.3634524

>>3634510
Sure
YOu like the Dreden files?

>> No.3634547

>>3634524
not really

>> No.3634552

>>3634547
fug u, I'm a satanist now.

>> No.3634553

>>3634510

how can we heal cancer & H.I.V.

>> No.3634558

>>3634482
I saged. We should all have saged.

>> No.3634561

How often can I sage your thread and not be banned for sagebombing ?

>> No.3634572

>>3634552
i mean i've never read them
ever notice how all fantasy novels follow the same essential fucking plot
then again, a lot of literature does that

>>3634553
with the power of christ

>>3634561
as much as you want

>> No.3634588

sage then.

>> No.3634604

>>3634588
stop

>> No.3634634

look assholes, i'm just trying to prime the world for some shit

cooperate or die

>> No.3634644

>>3634634
im gonna die anyways so why cooperate

>> No.3634652

>>3634644
i need you to
it'll make your life better

>> No.3634655

>>3634634
You said I could do it as much as I wanted.
How about I make you an offer you can't refuse ?

>> No.3634662

>>3634655
fuck your offers
and do not talk about the godfather movies

>> No.3634663

>>3634510
will advances in quantum computing be able to solve the problem of sequencing the proteome?

>> No.3634666

>>3633836
>>3633869
>>3633893
>>3634403
>>3634443

>Trying this hard to be banned.

>> No.3634673

>>3634663
yeah

>>3634666
hello satan

>> No.3634677
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3634677

>>3634673
>not knowing stan is a tripfag
it'd be great if he were here

>> No.3634686

>>3634662
As you like it God/Jesus

>> No.3634687

>>3634677
santa is the best poster on this board

>> No.3634697

i'm literally so enlightened it hurts

now i'm in the process of this bullshit

cool fucking beans

>> No.3634727

>>3634697
i guess i'm not totally enlightened yet

i guess now my mission is to prove that im some deity

lmao
i should just start posting all this self-centered shit and fuck you all up

>> No.3634729

>>3634727
You don't have what it takes to be a /lit/ personality. Please go.

>> No.3634731

>>3634729
you must be joking
this board would be nothing without me

>> No.3634743

>>3634493
How do you feet someone? Please let me know.

>> No.3634748

wow, i've never seen a thread with this many posts and every single one of them made by the same person. that's pretty admirable samefagging.

>> No.3634751

>>3634748
u seem perturbed, may i help you

>> No.3634763

i know what to do
ahahah hahaha

>> No.3634764

>>3634763
or maybe i should do this instead

>> No.3634780

>>3634764
ahaha i totally just remembered this thread also
http://fuuka.warosu.org/lit/thread/S2900238#p2900390

forgot the trip i used tho

anyway later lit i have things to do

>> No.3635035

jesus game stressful

>> No.3635035,1 [INTERNAL] 

the jesus game's actually easy as shit
even easier since i'm banned
feels glorious