/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.3609581]

>Poetry reading night for university
>Neckbeard walks up on stage in front of a full room
>"Oh shit, incoming spaghetti!" I think
>Neckbeard starts reading limericks from Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow
>Spaghetti apocalypse!
>Starts reading a few of his own limericks
>Spaghetti fallout
>Gets golf claps when he exits the stage
>Half the room is gone

Jesus christ /lit/, why did you have to show up?

[Anonymous No.3609596]

You were there, you tell me.

[Anonymous No.3609673]

why didn't you tell us anything funny? some remark about his looks? one of his limericks? anything?

[Anonymous No.3609678]

Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.3609680]

>>3609673
They sucked. The pynchon ones were sexual limericks with rockets (lame), and the next couple were filled with sex and scat.

Typical neckbeard subject matter.

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