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3550696 No.3550696 [Reply] [Original]

What does /lit/ say?

>> No.3550699

I'm a virgin.

>> No.3550701

"Implying I fuck for plot, and not the beautiful mastery of the act itself"

>> No.3550704

Allright Descartes. What now?

>> No.3550711

>>3550696
Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside.

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>>3550716

>> No.3550783

>>3550701
shoulda made a play on words about plot climax / orgasm

>> No.3550789

>>3550696
You imply that we have sex in the physical form. Books are our medium of release.

>> No.3550790

Eagerly awaiting the Ulysses jokes.

>> No.3550796
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>> No.3550804

"And so you see I deconstruct the binary of the unreachable objet petit a and the inevitable pulsion de mort through this free play and find myself in the grips of, as the French say, a little death after driving the object in your a."
And she turns to me and goes "You are such a wit and a formidable intellect, but I would still be grateful if you would eat my dasein, that is finish me off"
And I say "Good Lacanians never 'finish off'"

>> No.3550820

It should probably be something along the lines of: Sex is meaningless because....

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>> No.3550877

>>3550696
Wouldn't that be CRIES? I mean we are on /lit/, right?

>> No.3550883

We just quote the last page of Ulysses

>> No.3550884

>>3550877

Fix the image yourself if you care that much. Obviously the image originally read 'cry out during sex'

>> No.3550891

>>3550883
>>3550845
>>3550804
>>3550796

I think yelling out a quote is realistic but these are too long. It would be shorter edgier and more self-conscousness

>> No.3550892

/Fit doesn't say anything,
They just cry,

>> No.3550897

>>3550891
In that case, would "Trieste-Zürich-Paris, 1914-1921" do?

>> No.3550899

>>3550891
>It would be shorter edgier and more self-conscousness
Sounds like premature ejaculation.

>> No.3550904

>>3550891

"God is dead."

>> No.3550906

>>3550904
What a name for your penis.

>> No.3550917

"so it goes"

or

"pootie tweet"

>> No.3550922

DASEIN!

>> No.3550928

>>3550892
No, /fit/ shouts: "I'm taller than you when you don't wear heels!"

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>> No.3550946

/co cries "Bitches love Spider-man"
/b cries "#$%^ @$^$^"
I don't know what /gif cries, but they repeat it over and over.
/a cries "Desu"

>> No.3550948

We had these threads a long time ago.

The most popular one was "no discernible talent"

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>>3550957

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>>3550948

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3551033

Can't believe it hasn't been done yet.

>> No.3551036

>>3551033

You didn't even spell it right.

>> No.3551041

"No Discernable Talent " was the funniest one

>> No.3551045

>>3550987
but anon, we hate The Road

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>>3550696
>what /lit/ crys out during sex
>crys out during sex
>crys

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>>3550696

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Here OP

>> No.3551083

>>3551078
......

>> No.3551090
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My modest contribution.

>> No.3551096

I've realize most of you guys are not funny. You're just fucking corny. Like this guy >>3551078 so corny.

>> No.3551100

>>3551096
agreed this thread has made me antilaugh

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>> No.3551136

"You REALLY haven't read all the pre-Socratics, the Bible, and Moby Dick? How did you even understand the major themes in Blood Meridian? What do you mean you don't read? I've gone soft."

>> No.3551194

>>3551096
These ones: >>3550977 >>3550984 are pretty witty.

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>>3551096
>>3551100

İ agree. No sense of humor.

>> No.3551232

>>3551100
Your face makes your mom antilaugh.

>> No.3551244

>>3551113
far the best in this thread

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>> No.3551269
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I've not the wit for such endeavors.

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>>3550716
>>3551113
These ones get my vote.

>> No.3551285

>>3551280
heehee

>> No.3551296

>>3551280

chuckled. We're a literature board, we need more bad puns.

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>> No.3551311

>>3551078
DFW is shit idk why you fucks continue to recommend that garbage to ppl.

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>>3551311
I don't know what you're talking about, I'm 300 pages in, and I'm loving it!

>> No.3551621

>>3550696
1/10

>>3550716
5/10

>>3550796
2/10

>>3550830
2/10

>>3550845
4/10

>>3550940
3/10

>>3550955
0/10

>>3550957
0/10

>>3550963
0/10

>>3550965
1/10

>>3550967
1/10

>>3550977
8/10

>>3550984
8/10

>>3550987
0/10

>>3551018
1/10

>>3551033
6/10

>>3551078
-5/10 what the hell

>>3551090
0/10

>>3551113
6/10

>>3551269
0/10

>>3551280
9/10

>>3551301
5/10

>>3551579
4/10

>> No.3551635

>>3551587
If you want someone to read 1000+ pages at least recommend The Way of Kings or some shit with that you know they walk away with some sort of entertainment not wasted days that you can't get back.

>> No.3551645

>>3551621
Why am i the only one with -5??
It was funny jesus.

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pls rate

>> No.3551762

>>3551664
6/10

>> No.3551781

>>3551621
1/10

Best I can do.

>> No.3551785

>>3551664

nora/10

>> No.3551828

>>3551621
1/10? >>3551018 is the only slightly funny thing itt. I don't know why these threads are still being made on any board. I just want to see the original, have an unenthusiastic chuckle and move on with my life.

>> No.3551831

"wanna go again?"
"sorry baby, I'm a novella"

>> No.3551833

>>3551828
>confirmed maker of >>3551018

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needs more literature.

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>>3551861

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>>3550696

This. Epic.

>> No.3552084

>>3551997
change this one to "it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"

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"The hull is bursting with sperm"

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>> No.3552224

>>3551898
swing and a miss