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The Best Steinbeck Novel You've Ever Read Fredriche Schnurghel Sun Mar 10 23:40:23 2013 No.3549741 [Reply] [Original]

"I'm not glad that they are mad," said Ereich.
"I JUST WISH THAT MOMMY WASN'T A HALF-MINOTAUR PIECE OF SHIT!"
Ereich smashed the remaining glass on the table, and dumped the over-seasoned pirogies off of the table. Kulilililililin could eat them. He didn't care anymore.

When the Time Man came home, he was mad. Ereich was sad, and he did not want to speak to his dad.
"The cheese on the toast did not want to roast?"
Ereich sighed.
"No DAD, the butter wouldn't spread evenly on the nutter-butters. And the face butts went nuts, and demanded that George Lucas make a sequel to that THX movie."
Skylander farted.
"Well ain't THAT groovy? I just finished destroying Adrien Brody's palace. His concubines all had a fat ass. Collectively, but what I could not see was his borther. The borther devoured another of the other mother's Yuca butts behind me. Needless to say, my anus was on the fritz."
The Time Man showed the massive hole blown through his fretternick. His anus was on the Ritz.
"I sent Dormant Supercilious Evil Man King Brody to the next Dimension."
The Time Man then ascended.
"And I became a Super Saiyan."
He had become a Super Saiyan.

THE END

Discuss. Yes, I know, I'm greater than Tai Chi or tai Pei or whatever that hipster fucker's name is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 23:49:23 2013 No.3549778 File: 100 KB, 500x466, stoner-stanley-strikes-again_c_249154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That was,,,,interesting to say the lease.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 23:51:23 2013 No.3549785 >>3549741 I liked Grapes. And I remember you. No Steinbeck is not racist. Though I'm sure that you know that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 23:52:23 2013 No.3549789 >>3549785 he was born in 1902, I'm sure he was pretty racist

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 23:52:23 2013 No.3549787 File: 3 KB, 88x88, 1 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3549778 *least newfag detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 23:59:22 2013 No.3549802 >>3549789 Martin Luther King was born in 1929, and he LOVED black people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 23:59:22 2013 No.3549806 File: 30 KB, 725x536, GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3549802 He was a nigger. Of course he loved other niggers.

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Fredriche Schnurghel Mon Mar 11 00:08:22 2013 No.3549830
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>>3549806
No, his loving of all races is what's called an Infinite Jest.

Honestly, just read the book, and it will all make sense. All of those "autistic descriptions"? read them knowing what you know now. It's actually debunking the idea of anti-racism. Not that it's for racism, but it's definitely saying that everyone is and has been touched by it, and that it's something that they will carry with them throughout their entire lives. And that's just the fifth chapter. David Foster Wallace is a deep-thinking man. :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 00:19:23 2013 No.3549852 >>3549830 what. he was just showing how white people in boston think. All white people in boston are racist. Doesn't make white people in other areas of the world racist, too.

>>	Fredriche Schnurghel Mon Mar 11 00:22:22 2013 No.3549862 File: 129 KB, 300x481, Emiiiiiii.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3549852 Have you ever read Three Blind Mice?

>>	None !!lZetafI6z8s Mon Mar 11 00:26:22 2013 No.3549875 File: 69 KB, 720x768, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3549862

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Anonymous Mon Mar 11 00:32:22 2013 No.3549891
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>>3549852
Nah, dude, remember when James used his son's girlfriend in one of his movies? She was white. He's Mexican, his last name was Incandenza. Light. Light is white.

See it now?

>>	None !!lZetafI6z8s Mon Mar 11 00:33:23 2013 No.3549894 File: 69 KB, 720x768, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3549891

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 00:34:23 2013 No.3549897 >>3549875 >>3549862 How there's always been a domination of Caucasian influence in modern media? That's weird, but I kind of get it now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 00:35:22 2013 No.3549898 >>3549891 ... The incandenza's were mexican? Wtf, they were WASPs through and through, from what I remember.

>>	Fredriche Schnurghel Mon Mar 11 00:37:22 2013 No.3549903 File: 755 KB, 900x900, emi_the_sunbro_by_hbz-d5bpu8u.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3549897 >>3549894 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 00:37:23 2013 No.3549905 >>3549891 Mexican. What.

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Fredriche Schnurghel Mon Mar 11 00:40:22 2013 No.3549918
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>>3549898
That's yet another point that's made: The inevitability of the integration and fusion of Mexican blood and culture in America. It's in the pudding. Mario? Orin? Avril? It's been there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 00:44:22 2013 No.3549929 >>3549918 Mario is an Italian name. So is Incandenza. Orin is an Irish one, and Avril is I-don't-know-what, but both Avril Incandenza and Avril Lavigne (only Avril I've heard of IRL) are Canadian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 00:46:22 2013 No.3549935 >>3549929 I'm Mexican and my last name is Incandenza. I have no Italian in me. Maybe he is the same?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 00:47:23 2013 No.3549941 >>3549929 Hell, Avril isn't even an Incandenza by blood. The Incandenza adults are named James and Charles Tavis, for crying out loud.

>>	Fredriche Schnurghel Mon Mar 11 00:47:23 2013 No.3549942 File: 174 KB, 1920x1080, Emi the Pirate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3549929 Hence the propagation of Hispanic culture in the U.S.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 00:48:23 2013 No.3549945 >>3549935 They specifically say the family is Italian-something (can't remember off the top of my head, but I highly doubt it was Mexican).

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 00:50:22 2013 No.3549948 >>3549942 Haha that makes sense! Holy shit, James is a wetback! That's fucking awesome! :D

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 00:50:22 2013 No.3549952 >>3549942 What. Where is this even coming from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 00:51:22 2013 No.3549955 >>3549945 They also mentioned that they had blood from Oaxaca. Mexico.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 00:52:23 2013 No.3549959 File: 505 KB, 2171x1844, #YOLO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3549952 mexico. apparently. lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 00:56:23 2013 No.3549970 >>3549955 Not finding a single mention of "Oaxaca" in the book.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 00:58:23 2013 No.3549975 >>3549970 He means in the Pale King.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:01:22 2013 No.3549985 >>3549975 Haven't read it yet, but I don't see how the Pale King has anything to do with Infinite Jest, and I also don't see anything that suggests he's discussing the Pale King right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:02:22 2013 No.3549988 File: 53 KB, 1024x682, mckayla-maroney.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is now a McKayla Maroney thread!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:03:22 2013 No.3549992 File: 430 KB, 500x225, Bye! Love You! Don't Die!.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3549988 Ok. She's really fucking pretty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:04:22 2013 No.3549994 >>3549988 How about Malone instead? Samuel Beckett thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:05:22 2013 No.3549996 >>3549988 Yeah who cares about Infinite Joke or whatyever the fuck this first world shit American book is about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:07:22 2013 No.3550002 File: 307 KB, 500x477, 1359357473404.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3549988 Are you guys SICK or something? She's like EIGHTEEN, and I STILL don't see what Infinite Jest has to do with Mexicans!!!!

>>	Fredriche Schnurghel Mon Mar 11 01:09:22 2013 No.3550006 File: 25 KB, 300x369, Sam Beck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3549994 I would eat his face with a fork and a knife. MMMMMMMMMMMMM.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:10:22 2013 No.3550007 >>3550002 >implying eighteen-year-olds can't be physically attractive Are you new to 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:14:22 2013 No.3550019 File: 16 KB, 214x314, Chris Bale.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3550007 No, just NOT a paedophile.

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Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:17:22 2013 No.3550029

>>3550019
Eighteen is not pedophile territory - hell, it's flat-out legal in most countries, so even calling it ephebephile is iffy. Anyways, tons of people here are early twenties/late teens, so that makes it even less creepy. Also, if they're physically mature, it's fairly normal to be attracted.
Oh, and once again, have you never been to 4chan? Because if you have, I can't imagine you being surprised by this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:17:22 2013 No.3550028 File: 47 KB, 490x637, McKayla.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3550019

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:18:22 2013 No.3550030 File: 375 KB, 500x653, Emiiiii.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3550019 Are you retarded or something? Oh my god, I can't stop laughing.>>3550019 >>3550019 >>3550019 >>3550019 >>3550019

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:20:22 2013 No.3550034 >>3550002 >she's like EIGHTEEN Try 16 bub.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:22:22 2013 No.3550041 >>3550002 David Foster Wallace was a direct descendant of Tupac Amaru (all of them), so Mexico is the primary theme of his works.

>>	Fredriche Schnurghel Mon Mar 11 01:28:22 2013 No.3550054 File: 13 KB, 100x120, akira.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3550034 Isn't she 17? Where would that put that....? She LOOKS older than some pornstars I've seen. Shit, Alyssa Hart looks younger than her.

>>	Fredriche Schnurghel Mon Mar 11 01:29:22 2013 No.3550056 >>3550041 I did not know that. That explains a lot, doesn't it? :D

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:31:22 2013 No.3550064 File: 52 KB, 768x1028, McKayla-Maroney-gymnastics-31722513-768-1028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3550034

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:40:22 2013 No.3550077 File: 51 KB, 300x100, 33.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There are more books in the series?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:40:22 2013 No.3550081 >>3550064 EWWWWWWWW ILLEGAL OR LEGAL?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:45:23 2013 No.3550097 >>3549741 Wait, did Steinbeck write OP's post?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:47:22 2013 No.3550102 File: 47 KB, 240x245, 1359432282620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3550029 My daughter brought me here. This place is disgusting. I don't even know why I'm here? What is this place supposed to be?

>>	Fredriche Schnurghel Mon Mar 11 01:48:22 2013 No.3550104 File: 478 KB, 140x105, 1359356214337.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3550102 >My feelings

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 01:51:23 2013 No.3550108 File: 51 KB, 480x640, 4chan_3484_473562752682149_1668585503_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3550081 Seriously? >>3550064 She's like, 20, fagnuts.