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I know this isn't really literature, per say, but has anyone here ever stumbled across any good books about feminine sexuality?
I've come to the conclusion that I'm really bad at sex, and since I like sex I figured I might as well practice it.

I'm looking for any books that at least attempt to make it clear exactly what women want me to do in bed.

Erotic questions for the sake of discussion:
>Did you get a boner reading Lolita (don't lie)
>Best erotica you've ever read
>Can erotica be /lit/?

>> No.3531198

I've never read a well-done sex scene that was wholly descriptive, except for Lolita. It's a taboo amongst most writers; most don't even attempt to write them in earnest.

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>>Can erotica be /lit/?

>> No.3531208

>>3531202
I guess I meant
>Can erotica be high brow?

>> No.3531216

>>3531202
Opus Pistorum would be a better choice for Miller. Less bohemian rambling more Satanic orgy.

>> No.3531245

>>3531208
That's what the chart was for. Song of Songs, Plum in the Golden Vase, Daphnis and Chloe, Ovid's erotic poems, etc.

>> No.3531256

Lear to perform some good oral sex. It will score for you something like 5/10, 6/10 points.

>> No.3531264

>>3531188

You just need to practice. Reading won't help. Communicating with your woman will tell you more than a book ever would. Every girl is different so ask them all as you're doing it.

>> No.3531265

>>3531208

Nabokov wrote an essay about precisely that w/r/t Lolita. His short answer was "no," but he drew a sharp distinction between literature and pornography, not based on content, but on intent (porn succeeds insofar as it titillates, which is antithetical to what lit tries to do).

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Ava is lits official lolifu

>> No.3531282

it's all in the clit work, man.

>> No.3531286

>>3531276
i've turned down prettier girls than that...

>> No.3531292

>I'm bad at sex, better read more books

Oh, the ironing.

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>> No.3531364

>>3531286

haahahahahaha holy shit your funny

>> No.3531409

>>3531364
I have too. Why is that funny?

Just because you're ugly doesn't mean everyone else is.

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pic related women on top

Basically a compendium of women's sexual fantasies.

Spoiler alert one of them involves a gorilla

>> No.3531438

>>3531409
that's a bad pic of her. Post these girls that are hotter than her

>> No.3531456

>>3531427
Thats the best spoiler alert I've seen in months. Also the most disgusting.

>> No.3531467

>>3531456
Oh wait its worse
The whole fantasy involves a girl getting plowed by a silverback gorilla for a good four hours in a research laboratory.

So much gorilla jizz everywhere
women actuallyg get off on this?

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>>3531188

>per say

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Every woman doesn't want the same thing so you'll never find your answer in a book.(but I bet there are a bunch of books being sold which promise to give you an answer)

Most women want intimacy.

Intimacy is different than sex, it is the ability to open up and ask her what she wants (instead of asking people on the internets)

Tell her you want to make her explode and tell her that want to explore her. Tell her to tell you what she likes, what she wants and what she needs.

Side benefit: She'll probably open up and ask the same of you

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>>3531795
That's not an inflatable sperm it's a foam stress toy. I used to have one.

Here's a picture I took of it for some reason.

>> No.3532252

>>3531427
My Secret Garden is a more famous and well known book with exactly the same premise.


Lots of it is just a letter of a woman writing about her fantasy, and it's not as academically oriented as I had hoped. If you're looking for enormous insights into sexuality, there are definitely better books.


Also, as a side note, men are much, much more paraphilic than women. Most beastiality actually takes place on farms, away from the gossip of the city, and it is perpetrated by men. No matter how weird the female fantasies are, it's unfair to drop the book and say "WELL, WOMEN ARE FUCKING PERVERTED FUCKING FUCKS" because men actually do those seemingly depraved things more than women.
Just an aside because I read into these things often.

>> No.3532626

>>3531202
>Les cent nouvelles

Those are more hilarious than truly titillating.

>> No.3532815

Vox by Nicholson Baker is pretty good. It gets pretty hot but also brings up some good issues.

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The Awakening by Kate Chopin

>> No.3532868

>>3532828
I lol'd