The hottest philosopher.

[Anonymous No.3515163]

Who are the sexiest philosophers of all time?


I think the Enlightenment´s thinker Jean Jacques Rousseau is the prettiest, but Immanuel Kant is also very hot.

Discuss.

[Anonymous No.3515168]

[Anonymous No.3515194]

GOML.

[Anonymous No.3515204]

>>3515168
Faggot with a fisting fetish who died of AIDS

[None !!lZetafI6z8s No.3515207]

Pure sex

[Anonymous No.3515214]

Wittgenstein was fairly attractive, and though the moustache distracts you from the rest of his face, Nietzsche was clearly handsome.

Spinoza and Descartes were both really fucking ugly.

[Anonymous No.3515218]

the best, the sexiest in all possible worlds.

[Anonymous No.3515226]

>>3515207
disgusting

[Anonymous No.3515229]

[Anonymous No.3515237]

Now here is one sexy god.

[Remindo Sauim No.3515255]

Obrigado Gilbert Shelton

[Anonymous No.3515268]

Rousseau reminds me of Paul McCartney. I don´t know why

[AnalCrust !m9jxTLhLcw No.3515267]

>>3515218
Well, you've definitely made a point... I'll stick to my all times favorite one, though.
Just look at this charming smile. Stare into his eyes without getting a boner... Pro tip: you can't

[Anom No.3515289]

This is the ass of Brazil.

[Anonymous No.3515306]

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.


If you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.3515307]

>>3515229
The correct answer.

also
>implying those paintings are accurate representation of how they actually looked

[Anonymous No.3515310]

[Anonymous No.3515313]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

also
>>3515307

Yup. Way sexier in real life.

[Anonymous No.3515316]

well this is only too obvious

[Anonymous No.3515321]

Hello there mish. Would you mind *sniff* if I buy you a drink? We can discuss *tugs on shirt* what ish the object of desire and so on and so forth.

[Anonymous No.3515329]

[AnalCrust !m9jxTLhLcw No.3515344]

>>3515321
>and so on

[Anonymous No.3515346]

>>3515329
dem thighs

[Anonymous No.3515350]

I'd let him deconstruct me.

[Anonymous No.3515358]

>>3515350
what satisfaction would you get from that vague and tedious process?

[None !Rrxa7zePwI No.3515394]

>>3515229
<3

[Anonymous No.3515425]

I actually think this guy (kierkegaard) was quite good looking

[Anonymous No.3515492]

I do not know the philosopher, but among the writers think Rimbaud (in his classic photo) was one of the most beautiful (nothing new here).

But if I could choose a face for me, I would choose the one of Jim Morrison: one of the most beautiful faces I have ever seen - classical beauty.

[Anonymous No.3515505]

The right to life, liberty, and slaying pussy.

[Anonymous No.3515506]

>>3515316
GIVE HER THE DICK

[Anonymous No.3515516]

>>3515425
Certainly in that picture. But he had a horrible posture and looks sort of like a gimp when you see statues of him.

[Anonymous No.3515534]

The question is, why are intelligent people ugly? Answer: if they weren't, they wouldn't resort to intellectual pursuits. ITS A GOD DAMN NECESSITY

[Anonymous No.3515536]

>>3515516
Yeah, and apparently he had a pretty small dick. He himself, somewhere, compares it to a thorn.

[AnalCrust !m9jxTLhLcw No.3515643]

>>3515534
Hi, Nietzsche.

[Anonymous No.3515661]

>>3515643
Philosophers don't know how to get into a woman's pants. Descartes just went around talking about '[giving] her the dick', and it's the only thing people even remember about philosophy nowadays.

Like like intellectualism went from philosophical autistic wooing, to scientific celibacy.

[Anonymous No.3515676]

>no one posted the coolest picture in existence yet

[Anonymous No.3515680]

>>3515661
>implying descartes ever said anything like that

[Anonymous No.3515682]

>>3515676
>smoking
The thread isn't about who's the coolest among teenager

[Anonymous No.3515685]

>>3515680
Part one of Meditations on First Philosophy:

“Just as we believe by faith that the greatest happiness of the next life consists simply in the contemplation of this divine majesty, likewise we experience that we derive the greatest joy of which we are capable in this life; to give her the dick, even though it is much less perfect.”
-Rene Descartes

Of course, this is in translation, but he's saying that sex is one of the highest forms of pleasure on earth, yet it doesn't compare with the potential pleasure of heaven.

[Anonymous No.3515687]

>>3515682
>implying that's not literally what "sexiest" means

[Anonymous No.3515695]

>>3515682
>r/straightedge

[Anonymous No.3515711]

“Just as we believe by faith that the greatest happiness of the next life consists simply in the contemplation of this divine majesty, likewise we experience that we derive the greatest joy of which we are capable in this life from the same contemplation, even though it is much less perfect.”

[Anonymous No.3515802]

>>3515711
I hate bad translations. This one is clearly an intentional one, probably made by fundamentalist christians.