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Anonymous Mon Feb 25 07:43:28 2013 No.3505077 [Reply] [Original]

Dear Diary,

Today three whole people texted or messaged me of their own volition, putting off suicide til next Thursday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 07:54:29 2013 No.3505098 Yeah things can sure suck sometimes. When I'm feeling bad I whack it eat some food and go to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 07:58:28 2013 No.3505106 Yesterday a girl texted me. It was alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 08:11:28 2013 No.3505137 This morning I refused to have sex with my gf, because I wanted to work on my paper on MT. I ended up on 4chan again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 08:15:28 2013 No.3505147 Last night I didn't sleep a wink because my heart was palpitating and every time I drifted off I would jolt upright gasping for breath a few minutes later. My heart is still going nuts now. This might be my last day on Earth, /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 08:27:28 2013 No.3505159 >>>/r9k/

Anonymous Mon Feb 25 08:35:28 2013 No.3505171

Dear Diary,

Last night, I laid in bed and felt as if I was wrapped in a warm cocoon. I was in bliss falling in and out of pleasant dreams.

At some point, I noticed my bladder was full and decided to get up and piss. On my way to the bathroom, I began to feel nauseous. Once I reached the toilet, I puked and then tried to piss. The pee would not flow. I turned the water faucet on but it didn't help. I relaxed and waited and fell into another pleasant dream while standing.

I felt warm. Warm and wet. I woke to find I was pissing all over my legs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 08:35:28 2013 No.3505173 >>3505147 What you have is anxiety disorder. It's treatable. Go see a doctor.

Anonymous Mon Feb 25 08:42:29 2013 No.3505181

>>3505173
But I have nothing to feel anxious about. I think it's related to high cholesterol. It's been happening for months now. Sometimes my left arm goes numb or gets pins and needles, and once or twice (including last night) the left side of my face had that as well.

Maybe I'll see a doctor this week.

Anonymous Mon Feb 25 08:45:28 2013 No.3505186

Dear Diary,

Sometimes I go on /lit/, but then I remember I both rarely read and that English has never been my strong suit in school. I sometimes think of writing like photography, I wouldn't want to write or take photos of interesting things, I'd like to be interesting. At the same time I'm jealous of people with passion in anything because if too stupid to know what I like and to go with that. I guess I'll go draw because guitar isn't as fun as it looks. Tally ho.

Anonymous Mon Feb 25 08:45:28 2013 No.3505187

Dear Diary,

I wanted to read today but I didn't. I'll read tomorrow.

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Dear Diary,

I wanted to read today but I didn't. I'll read tomorrow.

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Dear Diary,

I wanted to read today but I didn't. I'll read tomorrow.

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Dear Diary,

I wanted to read today but I didn't. I'll read tomorrow.

Anonymous Mon Feb 25 08:46:28 2013 No.3505188

>>3505181
>Maybe I'll see a doctor this week.
See a doctor now, you cunt.
Go to the emergency room if it happens again, don't just brush it off like it's nothing.

I don't care if you want to die or not, there's no sense in dying painfully when it can be avoided.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 08:47:28 2013 No.3505189 >>3505186 I can relate to this, anon. It is a sad existence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 08:48:28 2013 No.3505190 File: 88 KB, 565x318, 397_FruitGirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3505181 Stop drinking and smoking weed.

Anonymous Mon Feb 25 08:49:28 2013 No.3505193

>>3505181

It is for this reason that the anxiety disorder is a disease: it occurs for no reason, or for a totally disproportionate reason. We all feel anxious to certain situations, but the pathological anxiety often erupts from nowhere, with very strong symptoms that had nothing to do with what we are living.

Sometimes I was just sitting on the couch, and for no reason began to feel the symptoms: shortness of breath, dizziness, tachycardia. It's horrible, but it is curable.

I suggest you consult a psychiatrist. I'm not trying to offend: it is advice. I know how that feeling of not being able to breathe and chest palpitations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 08:50:28 2013 No.3505197 Dear Diary, I'm a wheelchair bound paraplegic. My dick doesn't work and I'll never have sex. I'm bitter as fuck and capable people who complain about being virgins piss me off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 08:50:28 2013 No.3505198 File: 245 KB, 1024x768, ccc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come on OP, I shouldn't have to tell you that circumstances don't determine happiness Get a load of these guys: http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/stoicism/#influence

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 08:54:28 2013 No.3505210 >>3505197 Why don't you just kill yourself then? I'd jump---er roll out of a high window if I was retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 08:57:28 2013 No.3505212 File: 95 KB, 700x532, 3861817_700b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3505077 Dear Diary, The world's a fucked up place, but we're gonna make it. Here's a funny picture for you, OP.

Anonymous Mon Feb 25 09:02:28 2013 No.3505222

>>3505210
>>3505077
>putting off suicide til next Thursday.

Think of the words of Tyrion, the dwarf from Game of Thrones: Death too definite, too finalist, while life always offers new and unimagined possibilities.

There are many pleasures in life, if we can not all be playboys rolling around in big cars and fucking several models and actresses, life still promises us many joys. Waking up early in saturday, go to the garden, pick up the morning sun on my face and shoulders, and eat oranges and bergamots is for me a supreme pleasure, and costs very little. And there are a lot of such joys in life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 09:05:28 2013 No.3505226 >>3505222 >Contemplating suicide >Really shitty GoT quote Oh good god. At least put some effort into it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 09:06:28 2013 No.3505231 Diaries are dumb. I read my friend's mom's diary and found out she had herpes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 09:11:29 2013 No.3505241 >>3505231 >About 8 out of 10 adults have oral herpes. Protip: It's the worlds most common virus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 09:12:28 2013 No.3505244 >>3505241 it was genital herpes. and what happened to my post?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 09:16:29 2013 No.3505252 >>3505222 And horrors, and horrors, and horrors with no end. Glad you have a garden. We have gangs and guns, blam blam, there goes another one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 09:18:29 2013 No.3505255 >>3505252 Where do you live?

Anonymous Mon Feb 25 09:34:29 2013 No.3505276
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>>3505252
I don't understand people who choose to continue suffering for no other reason than 'suicide is wrong'. If you are unhappy, and there is nothing you can do to change it, just end it. Needless suffering is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 09:37:29 2013 No.3505284 File: 9 KB, 469x428, 1351026133563.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3505077 >Today three whole people texted or messaged me of their own volition Was it your birthday?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 09:54:28 2013 No.3505310 Dear Diary, Today I learned to listen to the advice of Baloo the Bear and have found the key to happiness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 10:07:29 2013 No.3505333 Dear Diary, Today is my girlfriends birthday. I bought her 9 stories by JD Salinger. I hope she likes it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 10:10:28 2013 No.3505339 the next night we ate whale

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 12:09:28 2013 No.3505668 >>3505339 At that night I ate snail people flesh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 12:16:28 2013 No.3505682 Dear Diary, Today I woke up, got on 4chan, forgot to read Ficciones, went to work, came back and frittered my last waking hours on 4chan. Again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 13:17:28 2013 No.3505843 Dear Diary, today two people killed themselves on the railroad tracks and delayed my train. I'm still alive though, ha ha.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 13:18:28 2013 No.3505845 Dear Diary, مروج الذهب ومعادن الجواهر

Anonymous Mon Feb 25 13:22:28 2013 No.3505861

Dear Diary,

why do I refer to you as if you were a thinking person? Can I make you conscious by simply addressing you as such? Do I wish for you to gain ability of free will? Should I curse you with problems that come with having a mind? Do I, diary? Do I?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 13:23:28 2013 No.3505862 Dear Diary, I wish you had some more comedy parts. Funny comedy, you know what I mean.

Anonymous Mon Feb 25 13:52:29 2013 No.3505942

Dear Diary,

I was rejected for another internship today. My girlfriend insists on making me into something I don't want to be. I wet my bed last week. I'm graduating soon and it will cost me $40,000 in debt, before interest. I so desperately want to travel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 14:01:29 2013 No.3505975 Dear Diary, Life on the dole remains glorious as ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 14:07:28 2013 No.3506007 Dear Diary I have to write a long essay on but I don't want to, fuck the stupid professor Maybe choosing film studies wasn't a very good idea?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 14:07:28 2013 No.3506009 >>3505276 You can only feel relief from suffering if you're alive.

Anonymous Mon Feb 25 14:21:28 2013 No.3506065
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Dear Diary,

I am all cozy and tucked up in bed with my laptop. I really need to take a shit and I'm turtle-heading, but lack the motivation to get up and walk to the bathroom. I'm getting scared, I think I'm touching cotton.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 25 14:23:28 2013 No.3506071 >>3506009 not if it's impossible to escape your suffering

Anonymous Mon Feb 25 14:26:29 2013 No.3506078

Dear Diarhhea Pearleman by Eddie Cantor

Cassandra has made the house of commons representing Ashby-DeLuezze-Baudrillard. Barry's third published book of poems has been rocketed to status with his recent arrest of scalding coffee terrorism. Nigel has a few stuck anal beads, but he's always a little sore arsed.

Mostly, Ana canceled and I have this weird feeling of engineering ennui. I should be writing a lot more.

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