/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.3503313]

This just happened on Plenty of Fish.

Is your gf/bf illiterate /lit/? How do you deal with it?

P.S. How should i reply to her?

[Anonymous No.3503315]

Give her your dick

[Anonymous No.3503316]

>Why do you subscribe to such subjective and superficial terms such as cute?

[Anonymous No.3503317]

[Anonymous No.3503318]

lol you ugly as fuck cuz.

[Anonymous No.3503319]

1. You look like a douche bag

2. You know what she means. Don't act like a dick.

[Anonymous No.3503324]

>>3503313
She wants the fucking dick and he asks her questions about cute x, do you act like that outside of the internet?

[Anonymous No.3503328]

>>3503319

Of course i know what she means but i feel it necessary to ridicule her for having the literacy of a child.

[Anonymous No.3503330]

say 'work on your grammar and then we can talk' or something like that. guaranteed pussyboner

[Anonymous No.3503334]

>>3503324

I'm spoilt for choice so i don't want to go out with the cretins of the world you know.

[Anonymous No.3503339]

>>3503328
>that autism
oh man

[Anonymous No.3503340]

>>3503328
>i feel it necessary to ridicule her for having the literacy of a child

but that's how children think

[Anonymous No.3503344]

>>3503313
Tell her colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

[Anonymous No.3503356]

>>3503339

On my side? Not quite. She was a hambeast who messaged me. She had no purpose in messaging me other than trying to attract me as a mate and i shot her down like a wild beast on Safari.

[Anonymous No.3503365]

>>3503356
I hope you actually did give one of these women the dick

[Anonymous No.3503369]

>>3503356
i hope that photo is actually you and you have AT LEAST fucked 10 of these girls so far.

/lit/ hero if not a troll

[Anonymous No.3503373]

lol@op using a stock photo

[Stephen No.3503370]

>>3503328
Smooth one brah

[Anonymous No.3503381]

>>3503365

It's a bit much of an effort to have to take time out and meet them, especially since only maybe 10-20% can be goaded into casual sex. I only fucked 4 girls from PoF; i much prefer getting drunk in clubs and fucking women i meet there because i'm already hanging out with friends.

[Anonymous No.3503383]

>>3503381
>that manface

[Anonymous No.3503388]

>>3503383

Hence why i didn't message her back. She was right, fairly good body for 35 years old.

[Anonymous No.3503447]

I hope this isn't really you. People should abuse their gifts in such a way.

[Anonymous No.3503464]

so the desperate females use the internet for finding men... interdasting

>>3503381
dat older women fancy

[Anonymous No.3503468]

>>3503356
>Only if I can fingerbang you

Marry her.

[Stephen No.3503469]

>>3503447
>>>/fit/
Gifts are rubbish, existence precedes essence.

[Anonymous No.3503481]

we misc now

[Anonymous No.3503484]

She's on the net to get fucked, you're only on there to jerk yourself off. Shit you're hot with your grammar, play with your balls while you stroke it big man.

[Anonymous No.3503486]

>>3503481
lit is officially dead

[Stephen No.3503491]

>>3503486
>/lit/
>Better than /b/ for seven years

[cghhbv No.3503536]

WA a Meany Bo beany

[Anonymous No.3503587]

ITT: massive variety of psychological problems displayed

[Anonymous No.3503624]

You're an arrogant cock. If you subscribe to a dating website, you shouldn't be in the business of rigorously correcting grammar. Dumb people use dating websites.

Although, if correcting the grammar of some vapid bitch makes you feel like a man, then don't stop on my (or for that matter anyone's) account. You clearly enjoy your life.

[Anonymous No.3504248]

>>>/fit/
>>>/b/

Let's not wreck one of the few remaining decent boards.