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http://iwl.me

To which author does your writing look like?

Personally, somewhere between Anna Rice and Chuck Palahniuk...
Post the results!

>> No.3445597

no

>> No.3445607
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I PHYSICALLY RESEMBLE JEROME DAVID SALINGER, AND AYN RAND COMBINED.

>> No.3445639
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>>3445593
>Chuck Palahniuk

>> No.3445676
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i dont know who the fuck this guy is.

>> No.3445679

>>3445676
i put in an excerpt of dr. seuss and it said stephen king.

fuck this.

>> No.3445700

>>3445593
Cory Doctorow?

Apparently he's some sort of steampunk author?

The funny thing is that I posted a long poem...

Another poem gave me Arthur C Clarke - Author of 2001 A Space Odyssey

My most recent prose gave me JK Rowling. oh lawdy. Best seller list, here I come!!!

>> No.3445727

type 'nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger' and you'll get Mark Twain.

>> No.3445730

First two paragraphs of Harry Potter gave JK Rowling

what a boring result, it's almost as if this works correctly or something

>> No.3445735

>H. P. Lovecraft
glorious

>> No.3445766

I write like James Joyce, yay!

>> No.3445808

Daniel Defoe.

Of his works, only read Robinson Crusoe.

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>>3445593

>mfw put the first chapter of a short story, not fully edited, made for November writing month almost two years ago
>result is Stephenie Meyer
>die inside
>tries a different short story, done more recently then the first
>get Neil Gaiman
>not sure if wanting results to actually be accurate or not.

>> No.3445854
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3445854

submitted an old poem

>Ian Fleming

>> No.3445864

Some half baked poem of mine,

Jack London.

>> No.3445873

Anne Rice here.
Good 'nuff.

>> No.3445897

>got James Joyce from the following

Drag my penis in the mud of summer
Through the purple twat gazing at my soul's
Flower. How desire twists my guts, to
Cum and jizz upon your meaty butt.

>> No.3445989

>submit first three verses of Fuck the Police
>get Mark Twain

>> No.3445994

>>3445897
I don't think the application is smart enough to classify work as "unpublishable" yet

>> No.3445997

ITT: newfags

>> No.3446012

Says DFW.

Is that shorthand for "lol terrible" or something? Did the site just insult me?

>> No.3446043

I got: James Joyce; Faulkner; Shakespeare.
And then I got: C.S. Lewis; Edgar Allen Poe; Margaret Mitchell.


You did; but I didn't: she gandered upon you, without hesitation.
The autumn eyes about to Fall on some cool-whip with a cowboy hat on the door knob of your room of strawberry fields; forever for one day with the American Beauty.
- I love you baby, gimme a smile.
And you denied her.
- Baby I Love you and all, but I just can't smile.

>> No.3446068

>>3445593
NOT THIS THREAD AGAIN
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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