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>> No.3439037 [DELETED] 

>reading a book that high school freshmen read in order to ostentate intellectualism

Porn stars are just as stupid as I expected.

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>>3439037
someone had to do this

>> No.3439050

>making a photo of yourself reading a book

>> No.3439053 [DELETED] 

>>3439049
Sasha Grey is an exception. She actually is very intelligent.

>> No.3439064

>>3439053
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lzZrask5Fi love her

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>>3439053
What?

Not that I'd mind, in fact it would probably get me hard even though I'm not attracted to her, but I really doubt she's smart (and I don't mean brilliant, just capable of having an intelligent conversation).

>> No.3439068

>>3439053
here we go

>> No.3439071
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Faye Reagan used to be in serious, off-camera relationship with Georgia Jones (pic related). Now Georgia's left her to move in with Charlie Sheen.

>> No.3439073

>>3439053
And she does anal like a champ.

>gets on knee, pulls out ring
>"Marry me?"

Lolcaptcha: "Yes, olvemsf"

>> No.3439075

Faye is GOAT pornstar

>> No.3439076 [DELETED] 

>>3439066
She's definitely not brilliant, but she does seem like she would be able to carry on an intelligent conversation.

Better than any of the aspies on /lit/ that would shit their pants stammering if they ever had to talk to a stranger.

>> No.3439078

>>3439064

hm, I'm not impressed.

>> No.3439083

>>3439076
>Better than any of the aspies on /lit/ that would shit their pants stammering if they ever had to talk to a stranger.

I am capable of saying Hello to one stranger per day with no shitting pants involved. Do some investigation before you post.

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>>3439071
Eeuugh.

>> No.3439090

>>3439075
Faye is babbies first pornstar crush.

>> No.3439095

>Faye Reagan
Shit taste in porn stars, OP.

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>>3439083
Forgive me captain.

>> No.3439102

>>3439049
She must be deep.

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>>3439090
Kasia is babbies first pornstar crush tier. Faye is a slight graduation.

>> No.3439111

>>3439102
I like your humor

>> No.3439112 [DELETED] 

>>3439106
>ever having a crush on Faye "Genital Warts" Reagan

>> No.3439120

>>3439064
>crafts shots to appear candid
>claim to have listened to a record that appears to still be in cellophane wrapping
>hey guys someone took coke off this record
>that's just the kind of life I live guys
That's enough

>> No.3439117

>that feel when you'll never like faye reagan again after you've seen her herpes inflammation

>> No.3439124 [DELETED] 

>>3439120
>implying coke isn't the favored drug of many an intellectual

>> No.3439123
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>>3439112
>Genital Warts

Aren't you thinking of Tanner Mayes? She's the one who had that gruesome genital warts ordeal.

>> No.3439136

>>3439123
It's good too see you guys are so informed

>> No.3439137 [DELETED] 

>>3439123
I love Tanner Mayes. She looks exactly like this chick I wanted to bang in high school (same tiny tits, same big ass, same caramel skin tone, same black hair, same youthful face).

>> No.3439138

>>3439136
*to

>> No.3439158

faye reagan is disgusting and looks like something that came out of a fish egg

i've found so much good porn recently

>> No.3439166

>>3439123
There's a video of Georgia Jones (That bitch up-thread with Charlie Sheen) slipping her fingers between the warts on Fayes nasty snatch. There was a gif floating around a while ago It's still fappable though.

>> No.3439169

>>3439158

Agreed.
I can't stand her especially now that I've become the Capsguy of porn and exclusively pleasure myself to pornography shot pre-1980.

>> No.3439170

>>3439137
>I love Tanner Mayes.

Me too. She goes overboard with the fake tan though.

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>> No.3439184 [DELETED] 

>>3439169
>I can't stand her especially now that I've become the Capsguy of porn and exclusively pleasure myself to pornography shot pre-1980.

I like your style.

myself, I can only get off to poor quality amateur shit.

Are we porn hipsters?

>> No.3439196

>>3439169
>Capsguy of porn and exclusively pleasure myself to pornography shot pre-1980.

I tend to binge different types of porn, but Ive never been able to watch muscular guy fucking silicone girl. Right now I'm pretty much just watching solo amateur European girls, with a bit of Pierre Woodmans wonderful castings and the occasional Wowgirls/x-art. It wont be long before I dive back into the extreme quasi-legal bondage from TOR though.

>> No.3439203

>>3439184
>myself, I can only get off to poor quality amateur shit.
There's something about that authenticity that can't be rivalled by any pornstar.

>> No.3439215

>>3439136
>perpetuating the notion that pornography is shameful by making a sarcastic remark about somebody having knowledge about pornography

>> No.3439216

>>3439182
You guys may hate me for it but I like her.

>> No.3439229

>>3439216
It's alright. I don't hate Jim Morrison just because most contemporary fans of his are mouthbreathers.

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>>3439216
Well at least you recognized her, I just went "is that some vintage porn star, probably the first porn star ever to try and look smart?"

>> No.3439233

>>3439216
My brother likes chunky girls too.

>> No.3439238 [DELETED] 

>>3439232
You need to get out more.

>> No.3439243

>>3439238
Or just go on a few plebby girls' Facebook profiles.

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>>3439216
omg i luv her <333

Pic related: Every teenage girl's favorite quote because it gives them an excuse to be awful human beings.

>> No.3439254

>>3439238
I don't even like most porn stars, it just seemed relevant to the thread so I made that assumption.

>> No.3439273

>>3439232
I recognized here cause I had some thoughts directed to this qoute >>3439251 (thanks for posting) yesterday. It went so far that I stay away from girls who follow it and just have that opinion of her I already posted. The end result of it is that I will die alone.

>> No.3439319

>>3439251

Ha! Her and Hepburn.

"gee it sure is great to be wealthy and beautiful." is pretty much the sum of what both of them had to say about anything.

>> No.3439379

>>3439215
It's not about porn, it's kind of like being informed about celebrity gossip.

>> No.3439847

>>3439123
>dat meth face

>> No.3439946

I have honestly never seen one of Faye Reagan's films. Sasha on the other hand...

>> No.3440063

>>3439032
I always thought that paperback was really ugly.

>> No.3440172

>>3439076
>says like every other word
>capable of intelligent conversation

>> No.3440381

>>3439032

Thanks OP, nice pic. I could do with something nice to glance at on the home screen of my phone will waiting out today at work.

That is all.

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>>3439106
It's embarrasing how hard I would spill spaghetti if I knew nothing of her and just met her at a bar.

>> No.3440468

>>3439123
Get with the times, Faye has genital warts.

>> No.3440504

Is To Kill a Mockingbird worth reading? I found a copy in my house.

>> No.3440538

>>3439166
yeah, we gonna need a sauce on that one

>> No.3440545

>>3440538
http://4gifs.org/gallery/v/Gross_Gs/Faye_warts.gif.html

>> No.3440595

>>3440468

Lots of folks carry that virus, it just seldom develops into full blown warts. It's pretty much the same thing as cold sores, or shingles: everyone has it, hardly anyone knows they do.

The only really sure way to remain free from any of those virus is to remain a Virgin and never have any kind of intimate physical contact with any human being...

Have fun kids

>> No.3440607

>>3440595
herpes victim spotted

>> No.3440610

>>3440545
Ew. It's like maggots.

>> No.3440615

>>3440607

Nope, mild shingles though, although the whole point is I wouldn't know if I was unless they go 'full blown' and I have been tested.

Virgin detected?

>> No.3440619

>>3440615
no, i just don't sleep with people who have shingles.

>> No.3440624

>>3440619

But you wouldn't know, all those viruses lay dormant and virtually undetectable. That's the whole point.

You're either a virgin or potential host. Sorry.

>> No.3441379

>>3439847
Fuck off, Bullkowski.

>> No.3441396

>>3439847
except you have previously admitted that you are fat.

>> No.3441400

>>3441379
Why should I.

>> No.3441409

>>3441396
>>3441379
He doesn't even have the trip. Why are you even talking to it like it's the trip.

>> No.3441411

>>3441409
Fuck off D&E

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Porn Star Power Rankings:

1. Miela
2. Little Caprice
3. Tiffany Thompson
4. Zoey Kush
5. Emma Mae

>> No.3441421

>>3440595
>>3440624
>>3440615
>Lots of folks carry that virus, it just seldom develops into full blown warts. It's pretty much the same thing as cold sores, or shingles
You've named three different diseases. Most people can get shingles because they've had chicken pox, you can't catch shingles. You can catch chicken pox, if you haven't already had it, from someone with shingles however. Shingles is also the name of the rash, not herpes zoster itself. Herpes/Coldsores are herpes simplex, a different disease to herpes zoster, and there are two different strains, type 1 which is typically found on the mouth, and type 2 found on the gonads (though an amusing bit of medical research in the last few years has found increasing numbers of type 1 on the nads and 2 on the mouth, as well as increasing genetic crossover between the two. Work that one out). You also can't usually catch herpes simplex without the rash present (there's often a small window before the blisters form where it's transmittable, but that's usually accompanied by tingling and pain when touched). HPV is the only one that can be transmitted in the way you've described, but in most cases the immune system can get rid of it.

Also, condoms, wear them.

>> No.3441426

>>3441414
Miela is that the name of the girl who does analysis in that scene badly translated to Germany? Please god let this happen I've searched for so long.

>> No.3441429

amateur porn masturbrace here

I don't like seeing wizard sleeve pussy and gaping assholes being plunged by some comically large cock while some absurdly shaped girl moans in fake orgasm.

>> No.3441486

>>3441429
queer. none of them have wizard sleeve pussies, they have incredible shapely curves and butts. and the cock of someone like Mr. Pete isn't abnormally large.

and you are an idiot if you think amateur porn's main feature isn't faked orgasms

>> No.3444084

You guys know about Hysterical Literature right? I figure it's relevant if the thread is about women, sex and literature.

>> No.3444855

>>3441421

All good, true, factual advice, only my version was easier to write on a touch screen.

>>superman_justsaynokids_stayinschl&no2drugs.jpg

>> No.3444864

>>3441429
Same, I like zero production value.

>> No.3445099

I don't really care for looking at depictions of sex. Just naked women. There's something about seeing how these people act when they have sex that just kills my boner

>> No.3445278

>>3439071
Man I don't know if I'm too biased on the opinion that most pornstars have miserables lives but Faye really looks like she's psychologically and physically worn and broken down. Sick and tired of all the fucking etc. It really feels me with pity when I see photos like these.

>> No.3445286

I remember seeing a POV with Faye where she wore this leopard dress, she's kinda moody but gets proper fucked and orgasms (fake ofc) but pretends that she didn't have one (like fake fakey). Anyone know the name of that one? I never seemed to find it after that first time.

>> No.3445290

>>3439124

>rock stars
>intellectuals

>> No.3445305

>>3440504
One of my favorite books by Truman Capote

>> No.3445341

>ginger
>leopard face
>squeaky voice
>ditzy as fuck
>arrogant as fuck
>ugly tits
>herpes
>that nerdy faggot is in all her scenes

I don't get how she's so popular

>> No.3445353

>>3445290
>Bruce Springdale
>not a genius lyricist

>> No.3445601

>>3445278

What you perceive of as an expression of 'physically worn and broken down' others see something totally different; you can call it a lot of things: worldly wise cynicism, a certain bitter ennui about life; but for many it's instant jelly, although possibly you have to have a touch of 'that look' inside you as well to appreciate it.

None of the above phrases are suitable but you can possibly get my drift. This guy >>3445286 I think has a similar thing in mind. Moody is as good as any description. And that is a dam fine POV video.

It's weird how much we try and read into porn stars. I mean say any of us reading this thread, went out tonight, sat down at a dinner table and a friend whispered to you "be cool, but that's (totally random example) Lena Headey (played the brother fucking queen in TV game of thrones) You wouldn't think for a minute of freaking out and refusing to sit with an incest, we'd all just relax and remember it's just acting, because like, we're media sophisticated people 'n all.

Same as if we were standing outside a coffee shop in any big city and there was Christian Bale next to us, trying to look discreet in dark glasses. If an armed robbery at a nearby bank broke out would, anyone be shocked and angered if Christian Bale didn't whip out a fucking battarang and took them on, because it's like just.. an act, he's not really batman. Yet when it comes to porno...

>> No.3445614

>>3439076
Confusing social skills with intelligence

>> No.3445636

Jeez why can't this thread die.

>> No.3445651

>>3445601
Still though, she's not an actor. She's someone who is paid to get fucked over and over. It's a lower form of art.

I think we read negative things because they're disgusting as people. Having a different cock in you every day, with some combination of disfiguring STDs would naturally lead to despair.

Also, the clock is ticking. Fast. After this it's escorting.

>> No.3445670

>>3445601
There is a big difference between a well produced sex scene in a film and letting Max Hardcore speculum your asshole and urinate into your rectum for a million wanking internet users.

We set sex aside from everything else to preserve child innocence. All of our naughty words revolve around genitals and sex; cock ,cunt, pussy, fuck..., because we perceive sex as almost taboo. When faced with Sasha Grey, the young male is first going to remember that gang band scene with 25 men taking it in turns to pound her bowels. Even that Kony2012 guy lost all credibility when caught masturbating. Sex is treated as precious, despite our views from the safety of our houses, and publicly a porn star can never be regarded the same as an actress. Imagine your Dads face if you brought Lexi Belle home as your fiancée.

>> No.3445692

>>3445651

How's she not an actress? It's like saying if an action film features a car that really blows up, non CGI style) does that mean that the action film is real. Following that logic, every martial arts film fight scene that makes body contact, however staged, is 'real'

Why is that scene with Queen Cesti on all fours with her 'brother' behind her pumping away TV drama (shit tier, or whatever) acting, because it doesn't really go in? What if you never really see the penetration shot - it happens but you never see it?

C'mon philosophy fags: If an erect penis in a forest enters a vagina and no one is there to see it, has there been an outbreak of herpes.

>Also, the clock is ticking. Fast. After this it's escorting.

It's very unfair in my opinion, but you could say that about all actresses of any kind. After 30 most actresses, however talented, see their prices per movie shoot straight down. Doesn't apply to men apparently, for some unknown reason. Personally I like the way Keira Knightly was 27 at the premier of her last film during 2012 I think; like she's been for a few good premiers now...

Life can be harsh however you get paid

>> No.3445704

>>3445670

You so don't know my family. We've had 'sex workers' in the blood line. They were usually the ones with money. I'm the last in a long line of 'rough as fucks'

I dress it as a joke but > >>3445651 I'm generally curious to hear peoples reasoning on the difference

As for sex being precious: I disagree totally. It only has meaning if it has emotional context, but that's for a different topic I think

I would like to see a real philosophic evaluation of the differences though

>> No.3445708

>>3445692
She isn't an actor because she isn't paid to act.

She is paid to get fucked on camera, which incorporates aspects of acting but is not Acting. She fakes her orgasms, fiddles with her warts sexily, licks cum with a smile on her face, etc. but she isn't really playing a role or telling a story, or doing anything but getting fucked on camera.

In the literal sense of the word she's acting but if we're talking about Actors and Art and stuff then no.

>> No.3445710

This whole thread belongs in

>>>/soc/

>> No.3445717

>>3445708
She is actually paid to act, otherwise it would be prostitution.

>> No.3445748

>>3445708

Define act? Seriously? How much dialogue do you need to do before it becomes 'art'? That is a question not a statement.

I'm sure there's a good few former art students who've heard this one a thousand times before (and wincing as they read "C'mon class, what is 'art' And there has been some pretty explicit 'high art'

I'm not saying it's not potentially a horrible way to make a living, not for one second, I just don't see this clear cut dividing line

>> No.3445754

>>3445704
>As for sex being precious: I disagree totally.
I mean as a collective social view, not individual.

Look at an actor or actress resorting to porn for money; they are treated with scorn. When Screech from Saved by the Bell made a porno he was socially perceived as having fallen to his lowest possible low. Celebrity junkies can emerge unscathed, Robert Downey Jr's and Johnny Depp's, but sex for money is offensive to the sensibilities of Christian influenced morals.

On the other hand we have the sex tape phenomena. These are nowhere near as bad because their tapes were 'leaked'. Indeed, Kim Kardashians can launch careers on the sympathy garnered when the sanctity of her bedroom activities became public. Others can rekindle their dying fame on the success of a properly PR'd leaked sex tape. The can become 'sluts', but as long as money doesn't change hands they are fine.

Sex is regarded as precious. Not to the individual, we can visit bondage dungeons and swinger parties, nobody is really harmed when you confess your sins to your smiling friends. But in the public eye it is unacceptable to us. Charlie Sheen moving two porn stars into his home is a scandal, something for us to gossip about, a way to drag the top elite down. Pornstars are seen as celebrity prostitutes, Lucifer's harlots.

>> No.3445777

>>3445754

>socially perceived

We're on tricky ground with this one; please don't take it as a flat out insult as it's NOT but: You're referring to something I don't actually think exists. You might regard the few columnist, news shows, forums, people you know, who hold people to 'scorn' as forming some sort of 'community' and being the final view of what is 'right and wrong. That's just people selling news through lynching.

I repeat: sex is not precious to me, as it is precious to you. But lets not pretend that there is a universal ruling on this one. The community you think you are part of, is not be the same as others.

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>>3441429
>wizard sleeve pussy

>> No.3445805

>>3445777
>sex is not precious to me, as it is precious to you
Oh, I'm not talking about me. I'm one of the more sordid people on 4chan which is why I was talking about social perception. No, I don't think sex is 'precious' or needs to be confined to the quiet sanctuary of bedrooms, I'm perfectly happy railing coke of a hooker's ass with people watching.

I do think the social perception exists though. Yes, media outlets are often an exaggerated view, but I think it plays a big part in shaping social opinion. Everything from the evil terrorists, to fear of paedophiles can be shoehorned into the opinion of the average person. Sex is still a public taboo, the 'think of what the neighbours would say' attitude is still here. The internet is breaking these boundaries, as more people like us can openly discuss the warts inside Faye Reagan's pussy, but the culture that exists online is only marginally reflected in the real world. There is still a great deal of people who form their opinions via tabloids, daily talk shows, and the Christian ethics of their communities.

>> No.3445863

>>3445805

Weirdly we end up agreeing then..

I always found the real problems came from that 'perceived media community' At least when people wanted to quit.

Going to go have dinner now but for the rest of you: See internet, it's possible to disagree with someone and talk it out without flaming, and all thanks to the power of Faye Reagen's pussy, and embarrassing but non life threatening STDs.

I think we've all learnt a valuable lesson here today.

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>>3445803
>hasn't seen borat

>> No.3445910

>>3439049
>I want to be perceived as an intellectual
>I'll pose for a picture while holding a smartbook!

>> No.3445976

>>3440504
i really really loved that book, but I read it in the 8th grade. i think it's still /lit/ tier, but the main characters are children, so...