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3403790 No.3403790[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Has /lit/ ever had a girl in their room?

>> No.3403799

I saw you on /fit/ earlier you fucking nigger.

>> No.3403802

That girl is in such a terrible position. From where is she going to produce the thrust necessary to give a decent blow job?

I'll tell you what, if you are too stupid to put yourself in an anatomically superior position such that maximum pleasure to the crown of my phallus is achievable, then I don't want you or your "blowjob"

>> No.3403812

>>3403802
It's just the teasing start of it all, silly. Do you even suck dick?

>> No.3403832

>>3403812
Doubtful. Looks to me like a half-hearted puta who doesn't know the ins and outs of blowjob-craft. Look at the amateur non-usage of her left hand. Clearly that could be cupping some balls or fingering a butt-hole. But she can't do that, all because of her stupid position lying on her belly. I tell ye, No thanks! My own left hand suffers from none of this bamboozling nonsense

>> No.3403833

that dude has a small penis lel

self esteem has increased 1/4 of a unit of measurement.

>> No.3403836

>tramp stamp
>hideous eye shadow
>dirty feet

2/10 would not cum

>> No.3403838

>>3403799
I just came here because of this nigger llelelelee

>> No.3403841

>>3403812
This.

>>3403802
You have never sucked dick in your life, bro. I can tell you that. Enjoy your ignorance while I enjoy the juice of my labour.

>> No.3403842

what is the size of your guys' dicks in planck units

>> No.3403844

If I was the guy, I'd be embarrassed about that big, flabby gut usurping the corner of the photo.

>> No.3403845

>>3403832
>teasing start
>should be sticking a finger in the butt
I hope you have a better sense of foreplay going the other way.

>> No.3403847

>>3403833
>implying he's fully hard yet.
You showers really don't understand how growers work, do you?

You should really study more penises if you want to fit in on /lit/.

>> No.3403853

>>3403847
You're right, maybe he has difficulty getting it up all the way. Must be frustrating.

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>>3403832
You can't into teasing starts. I feel pretty sorry for you. It's obviously the old coy lollypop routine. One of my favourites and of many people who can appreciate a blowjob in more ways than just via the nerve endings in their penis.

>> No.3403855

>>3403842
9.980508029e+33

>> No.3403859

>>3403854
are you gay?

>> No.3403867
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>>3403859
Nope, just a guy who likes getting his dick sucked. Not sure if gays enjoy the coy lollypop as much as straight men though. I imagine it fits somewhere with the catholic schoolgirl thing.

>> No.3403868

>>3403812
>>3403845
You must be a woman. I don't want a "teasing" part to my bj.That's why you make out, that is the "tease" to my bj

>> No.3403869

>>3403859
>sucking dicks
>gay
Do you even easy money?

>> No.3403870

>>3403868
>big mac to go pls no appetisers

sure is pleb in here

>> No.3403871

>OP got laid last night at the age of 23 and now thinks he's finnally cool

>> No.3403872

/lit/ - Cocksucking

>> No.3403875

Not many but a few. Not all of them were romantic contexts obviously. There was my girlfriend a few years ago, and a few weeks back I was hanging out with some buds and some were girls. One of em got tipsy and started flirting with me. Good times. Generally I don't have people over at my place often.

>> No.3403876

>>3403872
I actually double checked to see if I wasn't accidentally on /fit/

>> No.3403881

>>3403869
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssDICRX_rK8

>> No.3403882
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3403882

I'm married - so, I hope so.

Unless I have Dissociative Identity Disorder and my wife is actually me. But that would be so cliche.

>> No.3403886

Please post more pictures of goats?

>> No.3403889

>>3403868
>I don't want a "teasing" part to my bj.That's why you make out
Oh dear. I'd like to leave it at "you're doing it wrong", but I'll give you some sage advice:
There's more to sex than making out and sticking bits in your partner.

>> No.3403891

>>3403881
What a wuss. Hundred bucks an hour. Pay my rent in one night.

>> No.3403892

>>3403882
What if you're just a figment of your wife's imagination?

>> No.3403894

That's not a small penis. What the hell.

>> No.3403896

>>3403894
Needle-dick detected.

>> No.3403899

>>3403896
They prefer the term "button mushroom".

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>>3403892
Dear god. I never thought of that. Or should I say... *she* never thought of that. That sneaky bitch!

>> No.3403905

>>3403896
>>3403899
but it is a big dick

are you guys serious?