Is love letters a thing of the past?

[Anonymous No.3324807]

Are love letters a good way to seduce girls? Are girls really moved and touched by receiving something you wrote? Is this relevant to take six hours to write that perfect dream letter just to have a reply of the sort of " wow your so cute ;P never ad someting nice as this!!!! I'll msg you later bye"

tl;dr: illiteracy

[Anonymous No.3324812]

Bad idea, OP. Just be an asshole to her and get her drunk.

[Anonymous No.3324814]

>>3324807
I don't think it works today but depends on the girl or rather woman really, maybe they appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.3324815]

For seducing, no way you're gonna be succesful. If you already have a gf and you're home for Christmas and you write your gf a postcard or a letter (if she really likes you) wouldn't do much damage and she'll appreciate it (maybe).

[Anonymous No.3324817]

No. I have written countless letters to girls. Only once did it get me pussy, and she was a 33 old prostitute.

[Anonymous No.3324819]

Girls these days don't really want them, and some will even think you're a pussy for writing love letters.

Guys are the same in our own ways. This is the age of A.D.D, any effort you put in can seem too desperate by the other party and ironically hurt your chances. It's the age we live in.

[Anonymous No.3324826]

Depends on the girl, if she's a /lit/erati, sure. Don't be too melodramatic tho.

Don't forget to send the right draft.

[Anonymous No.3324846]

>>3324807

>seduce with a love letter

LOL christ no don't make the first step through a letter you will look like a bitch who is afraid of confrontation just man up and go take what you want

[Anonymous No.3324851]

>wrote fun memo for a girl, basically saying "you're cute ; see ya at the party" but more like an hymn to her beauty and such
>at said party, she's drunkly crying over some dude, it's not looking to be my lucky night
>later she come at me saying : "Anon that's the nicest a guy ever wrote to me, really."
>i'm not impressed, for it was just a note and was a litteracy student in a previous life
>Said she had previous crush on me, but now meh
>play it cool, leave the place
>take six hours the next day writing that dream letter to her
>fucking. gold. letter.

It's been four days and she didn't even replied yet. So I guess love letters don't work,

[Anonymous No.3324859]

>>3324846
Yeah I usually sex them before writing and sending them the good stuff. Showing them the dick before writing them is the trick.

[Anonymous No.3324863]

>is love letters
>is love
>is

Yeah illiteracy in this thread fo sho

[Anonymous No.3324864]

>>3324826
Is...Is that a dick?

[Anonymous No.3324867]

>>3324851

you came on too fast and seemed like a creepy clinger. you fucked yourself.

a little indifference goes a long way at the start. try not to sperg out so much next time.

[Anonymous No.3324873]

>>3324851

>2013
>playing cool
>she was testing you and you failed.

[Anonymous No.3324879]

yes it will seduce a girl if you are trying to court her. if you look like that pic op, then unlikely. And less of a chance if you don't know the person well enough. If you don't know the person well enough then walk right up to them and hand them your letter and ask them to read it in private. If you know the person well enough then an email is okay.

[Anonymous No.3324883]

everyone here is a virgin, m8, don't ask them

just text her and take her out for what she thinks is fun. girls like fun, not tryhard love letter 19th-c. bullshit.
you might as well wear a tophat and use a timepiece and address everyone as 'good sir' and catch the steamtrain out of town

[Anonymous No.3324884]

>>3324873
>she was testing you and you failed.

Can you elaborate? She told me she had a crush on me from two years ago. The letter was in a form of oniric flashes made up with all the flirting we had done over thoses years. But the fact that I was crying while writing was quite an hint that I was failing at something.

[Anonymous No.3324886]

>Are love letters a good way to seduce girls?

Go ahead, OP, write your antiquated love letter like a character from a Goethe novel. Meanwhile I met your girl in a club last friday, danced for a few hours, brought her back to mine where I descarted her twice and got her to cook breakfast.

[Anonymous No.3324888]

>>3324879
oh and don't say "you are the light of my life" because eugh.
Anecdotes can be effective.

[Anonymous No.3324889]

>>3324883
it is possible to write a modern and even a post modern love letter. they are not some magical literary form that is stuck in this tophat wearing era you talk about

[Anonymous No.3324897]

love letter?! what is this, the year 1813?
make a vid and annouce your love, that's how it's done.Bitches these days don't waste time reading, they rather waste time on some other shit.
Step 1) get your script down on what you want to say
step 2) just make the vid, no music no stupid animation, just what you want to say
step 3) "bump" into her at a time when you know she won't be busy and just hanging out
step 4) show her the vid, just say you saw a funny youtube that you want her to watch

say what you want, but this is as "love letter" as shit going to be these days.

[Anonymous No.3324898]

>>3324807
>not gmail chatting
>not imessaging or whatsapping or the like

Works fine for me.

[Anonymous No.3324899]

>>3324886
>I descarted her twice and got her to cook breakfast.

[Anonymous No.3324900]

It works on some girls depending on the guy who sends it. If she looks like Zooey Deschanel and reads Neruda, and providing you are a pale, withdrawn and effortlessly handsome youth, then I don't foresee any problems. Remember to post a thread about how breathy and awkward the sex was.

[Anonymous No.3324901]

>>3324899

cogito ergo cum

[Anonymous No.3324902]

>>3324888
>oh and don't say "you are the light of my life" because eugh.

"Light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul."

[Anonymous No.3324907]

>>3324888
>mfw I wrote "pearl of my existence"

I'm a rude punker who will fuck your gf but when I fall in love for a girl I lose it all and become uberbeta

[Anonymous No.3324908]

>See OP's thread
>Scroll back up to check i'm not in /b/

[Anonymous No.3324913]

It only works if you're a known 'artsy' type and she likes you for it. Don't make it seem try-hard though.

[Anonymous No.3324914]

Try talking to them first.

People who usually do "love letters" spring them on the girl at a completely inappropriate time, like when they've barely ever talked to her or spent time with her, or haven't talked to her regularly in a while. This will just freak them out most of the time. If they'll appreciate it once you have more of a connection with them depends on their personality... but by then you should know them well enough to have a hunch.

[Milktoast No.3324917]

>>3324807
My entire family agrees, OP. Love letters are creepy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.3324922]

>>3324917
>discussing 4chan threads with your pleb family

OP, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming that you're already in a relationship with this girl. Sending a love letter when there's a chance she doesn't even think of you in that way is social suicide.

[Anonymous No.3324923]

make her a mixtape instead OP

girls love mixtapes

[Anonymous No.3324944]

>>3324922
>assuming that you're already in a relationship with this girl

She's into me, she can't stop looking at my junk, told me I'm cute, dated her a few times around friends. Now she's playing that "Not sure anymore now that I'm no longer with my bf" so yeah she had a crush on me while she was in a relationship and I waited for her to dump the guy ...

so the letter was like putting gas on a fire.... or hosing it down with cold water

Alcohol now taking its toll on my writing

[Anonymous No.3324949]

>>3324889
inasmuch as quick texts count as loveletters, sure

[Anonymous No.3324947]

>>3324944
>alcohol
Write the letter and send it to her now. If she's creeped out, just blame it on the alcohol.

[demiurge No.3324955]

neither love letters nor mixtapes are suitable ways to seduce women

i'm ashamed of you /lit/

[Anonymous No.3324958]

>>3324944
>she's not sure if she wants to commit
>I know what to do, I'll write a letter about how I'm super committed to her!

You need to give her space right now. If this is really her mindset a letter will seem like pressuring her, which is unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.3324959]

>>3324955
maybe we are looking for meaningful relationships and not just a case of the clap from some slag at the club

[Anonymous No.3324966]

love letters are a great way o seduce a woman

I did it post cards sent over a summer to a girl who took a job across the country

she was 22 I was 44

she fucked the shit out of me when she came back

[Anonymous No.3324968]

1-Write seducing love letter
2-Make a well-balanced mixtape
3-Strap it all together to your junk
4-Flash it to girl
5-??????
6-Profit!

[Anonymous No.3324970]

>>3324959
>meaningful relationship
>implying anything has meaning
laughingadolescents.jpg

[Anonymous No.3324981]

>not sending vials of your blood and snips of your hair
Do you casuals even romance?

just to clarify since most of you have the spurgs, don't actually do this [\spoiler]

[Anonymous No.3324984]

>>3324907
>stolen Über without Umlaut, not in uppercase
Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.3324989]

>>3324981
>[\spoiler]
What the fuck are you doing?

[Anonymous No.3324990]

>>3324984
...so what about love letters?
You kinda miss the subject here,

[Anonymous No.3324996]

>>3324907
Well, here's what I sent her:

You are the pearl of my existence, my reason to exist. I would wash your sacred feet every day in the river ganges. You are my holy cow. You are my oxygen. You are the fluttering in my chest as I whisper three words. I love you. Love is the most powerful feeling I have ever experienced. My love for you could stop bullets, it could stop tanks. It could stop a war between Pakistan and India, prevent a 9mm round from penetrating the heart of a sacred cow. You are my sacred cow. And I will protect you. My love will engulf us like a Kashmir blanket and warm our bones against the cold. I would snuggle with you in northern siberia, using my love to keep us warm. I would make love to you on a swiss mountaintop, next to a cow. You are my sacred cow, and my heart is a beating cowbell. I love you so much it tingles. Love-tingles. I blow smoke rings and flick the top with my finger to make a heart. This heart is for you, a smokey heart born in fire. My heart burns for you. Our souls fit together like a jigsaw puzzle. Will you be my girl?

[Anonymous No.3324999]

>>3324996
>feet
>cow
>I love you
>Love
>war
>cow again
>and cow again
>make love
>cow
>more cow
>beating cowbell

should probably keep your foot fetish to yourself and not call her a cow so much. it might be misconstrued. apart from that it was very good

[Anonymous No.3325000]

>>3324996
>repeatedly comparing girl to cow

[Anonymous No.3325001]

>>3324996

>Our souls fit together like a jigsaw puzzle.

ben gibbard called he wants his metaphor back

[Anonymous No.3325004]

>>3324996
NO. it was more in the like of:

You are the pearl of my existence; like if all the sand in your vagini had packed up like a turd of toilet paper up your twat and make a lovely pearl

[Anonymous No.3325007]

>>3325001
also more alcohol and tissues

[Anonymous No.3325009]

>>3325001
That's a simile you twat.

[Anonymous No.3325015]

>>3325009

girls love nitpicking

[Anonymous No.3325018]

>>3324996
>>3324999
My sides. Sorry OP but this is... Just wow.

[Anonymous No.3325024]

>>3325015
are u calling me a girl m8?

[demiurge No.3325063]

>>3324959
yeah sure, however, you're doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.3325075]

>>3325063
what would be a better way, for example how would you go about it?

[Anonymous No.3325081]

>>3324886
sounds like this actually happened.

[Anonymous No.3325100]

>>3325024
>JoJo reaction image
>Joseph

Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.3325103]

There's a difference between seduction and a love letter. Seduction screams desperation and obsession. Love letters are usually for mutually longing loves or a long standing relationship.

But,strictly speaking, women still love traditional methods of wooing. Not all women, but giving a woman flowers and chocolates and making her feel like she's the best thing on earth still gets them.

[Anonymous No.3325113]

This thread not started by Evan. fyi

[sage e. saginton No.3325129]

>>3324996
Will you be my cow?

[Anonymous No.3325133]

As long as you have money, er'thing will be ok.

[Anonymous No.3325139]

>>3325103
>giving a woman flowers and chocolates and making her feel like she's the best thing on earth still gets them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWzI_Wn0ZwM#t=06m02s

[sage No.3325169]

Love letters have never been a good way to seduce anyone. Most of the love letters throughout history have been political bargains.

It has always been that the group of people who could "appreciate" the brilliance of your magnum cockus are mostly educated men like yourself.

Writing an epic poem about how some girl in your sociology class is the most beautiful thing in your life and is the arab monastic to your Hypatia is retarded.

Quite a lot of the reaction this era has been concerning sincerity and irony. Whatever sincerity your writing has is completely dismissed since most love letters could be written anonymously and interchangeably to the same effect.

The sincerity is really only genuine when you're talking about your relationship, what you actually know of her, instead of aphorisms or metaphors applied to the shade of her bangs.

And in cases like that, she's either already your girlfriend, or a friend of yours. And confessing to a friend of yours - a matter she might not have considered and one which may ruin your friendship- via paper proxy - is retarded.

That said I once wrote a psuedo-postmodernist love letter explicating my desires to fist my love's future first-born with a rabbit, put it on every desk in my homeroom and signed with a bird.

She was laughing her ass off the entire time, whole homeroom was dedicated to "who wrote this filth?" As it was a catholic highschool and whatnot.

Anyhow yeah we did fuck, but ironically. And not because I used the phrase "Sanguine hair of a grizzly'd moose".

[Anonymous No.3325231]

>>3325169
So writing love letters to anyone but your steady girlfriend is retarded.

[Anonymous No.3325235]

Love letters only work after some time in a long lasting relationship. Not as a trigger to a relationship. Even less to have sex.

It also depends on the person. The ex I still like used to write me a shit ton of small simple love letters and after a while I wrote her some too. Other girls react poorly to them... In the end it's -what they think- is romantic. Hence why some girls find overly public displays of pop culture shit cool (like how some girls now like "since forever" flash mobs as a way to propose and shit) while others find romanticism in more "mundane" stuff.

If you ever write a love letter you must be able to judge it properly and get rid of corny, unfunny, clicheish shit like the Cow letter in this thread.

[sage No.3325243]

>>3325231


No, writing anything but ironic love letters is not sincere.

[Anonymous No.3325246]

>>3325243
Thank you, ms. morgendorffer

[Anonymous No.3325258]

>>3325169
lol autismotron here...hahahahah

Sure you fucked her...sure you did! hahahah

[Anonymous No.3325262]

>The sincerity is really only genuine when you're talking about your relationship, what you actually know of her, instead of aphorisms or metaphors applied to the shade of her bangs.

>And in cases like that, she's either already your girlfriend, or a friend of yours. And confessing to a friend of yours - a matter she might not have considered and one which may ruin your friendship- via paper proxy - is retarded.

what if you are already dating but not in a commitment? I mean she's a 'friend' who is already considering

[Anonymous No.3325269]

>>3325169
lol you're this gay guy you know that? Did you write about fairies anywhere in your shit piece? bwahhhahahaha

[sage No.3325279]

>>3325262

Then you probably shouldn't write from the position of a romantic relationship. You should have her consider the possibility itself rather than the created and engendered notion you have of the experience.

[Anonymous No.3325289]

and beneath the cascading waves of your silky hair, the sun was fading like that once inky blue trampstamp in the valley of your backside

[Anonymous No.3325298]

dear potential mate

I have an incredible lust for you. I think it is probably very unwise to tell you but I'm not sure what else to do as i am become so tumescent with feelings that i feel i will burst! it's the most uncomfortable swelling i've ever experienced emotionally or otherwise

sincerishly,
anon

[sage No.3325303]

>>3325269

No, you dumb dipshit, as I stated I wrote about the natural violence of sex, the ability of animals to consent, and the impending rape of contextual desire, egads man - and you mention the fae?

What, as though I had intent to summon repressed celtic demons into the room?

Fuck it, I don't want to ever use your cupboard.

[Anonymous No.3325317]

>>3325303
>all of it and above

lol asperger autism sperg lol lol lol

[Anonymous No.3325328]

DRunk Op there,.

I email that letter all right. Fuck advice I know my heart so fuck it
delete it now please

[Anonymous No.3325336]

>>3325328
you've made a mistake (don't worry, it will blow over in about a month or two)

[sage No.3325351]

>>3325317

What do you think this is? Some ideological wager you can just cast blindly into the fountain of truth like a rusty penny towards a streetwalking sister?

You think of this so lightly?

You think your posts vindicate you, that they should be read, the arrogance is astounding, seeping through every single pixel like the pores of your sweaty brow in hospice FOR YOUR OWN MOTHER?

AND YOU THINK THAT?
SO LIGHTLY?

THIS IS NOT A GAME, MAN. the patently blatant egoism of your Self perpetuating not your will but WHIMSY, of all things into this niggered miasma of culture and class. You dare infringe upon such purity like the cock of a hispanic jock into purebred Americana, the womb upon which idyllic tears of fancies past do nothing to degrade or dismay thee?

HOW DARE YOU THINK THIS A GAME, THIS IS NOT A GAME.

[Anonymous No.3325361]

>>3325328
FUCKING HELL

[Anonymous No.3325365]

>>3325351
M-Monseiur?

[sage No.3325402]

>>3325365

No. I do not force my work upon others with the arrogant precociousness of a false frenchman.

Where did he go?
Perhaps he knows.

[Anonymous No.3325448]

>>3325269
>funnyYeats.jpg

/thread

[edgy™ No.3325455]

>Are love letters a good way to seduce girls?

i chortled quickly after reading that
no you puss, lol don't write them fucking love letters

[Anonymous No.3325470]

I don't know, I wrote a love letter to ask someone to prom. We had been seeing each other prior, but she seemed to really like it.

[edgy™ No.3325479]

>>3325351
pls chill

[Anonymous No.3325486]

>>3324886
Clubs are amazing places to meet decent women who aren't club rat peices of shit bro. Take my word for it bro, I've seen a shitload of television and movies.

[Anonymous No.3325544]

>>3324955
b-but I love mixtapes
http://crablezines.wordpress.com/2012/07/23/watching-love-grow-forever/

I'm pretty sure love letters were replaced by dick pics sometime around the invention of the fax machine, but I don't know how to send those either. Suggestions?

[demiurge No.3325550]

>>3325544
suggestions for what? dick picks? buy a phone made after 2008.

i love mixtapes too anon, but they are a ridiculous way to court a woman

[Anonymous No.3325582]

>>3324886
dunno if Goethe's a good model her;

I mean Werther gets friendzoned pretty hard by Charlotte

[Anonymous No.3325605]

Op, i dont get what all yhe fuss is about. If you want to bone her, why dont you just take her and rough up her dick dock. If you really feel like writing her something, do it on the wall of her uterus with your cum.

[Anonymous No.3325636]

>>3325550
so i guess /mu/'s mixtape4lit didn't work huh

[Anonymous No.3325695]

>>3324996
Can't. Stop. Laughing.

[Anonymous No.3325697]

>>3324996
My sides have flown their arcs.

[Anonymous No.3325716]

>>3325328

>I email that letter all right.
>Fuck advice I know my heart

OP please make a follow up thread tomorrow to let us know how hard she dropped your sorry ass for being too desperate and coming on too hard, don't hold back on the tears either.

Thanks.

[Anonymous No.3325812]

Ok anons, I know you will love this hijacking I'm about to do.

I wrote a love poem to a girl 5 years ago. She rejected me quite assertively.

Would you live to read it?

[Anonymous No.3325820]

Ok anons, I know you will love this hijacking I'm about to do.

5 years ago I wrote a love poem to a girl. She thoroughly rejected me.

Would you like to read the rejection?

[Anonymous No.3325826]

>>3325820

yeah ok lol post it

[Anonymous No.3325829]

>>3325605

le postmodern ideal

[Anonymous No.3325834]

hey don't delete that post come on you can't tease us with rejection letter gold like that not cool son

[Anonymous No.3325839]

>Are love letters a good way to seduce girls?

[Anonymous No.3325842]

>>3324996

cool troll bro

next time pick a board that ISNT already retarded

[Anonymous No.3325852]

>>3325826
>>3325834
Tonight I play the sad clown:


Anon,

That writing was truly beautiful. I was thoroughly impressed.

Unfortunately, I cannot say I feel the same way. Having conversations of substance with you is always a treat, but I barely know you and I don't feel as though you are someone I could just sit and be quiet with and truly have a relationship with.

I'm sorry, Anon.

[Anonymous No.3325861]

>>3325852

[Anonymous No.3325871]

>>3324907
What did the guy do?

is he guilty of being a man?

[Anonymous No.3325957]

>>3325871
apparently he whipped out his dick at a feminist rally

[Anonymous No.3325995]

>>3325871
>>3325957
So in a certain sense, he IS guilty of being a man.

[Anonymous No.3326011]

>>3325995
If men are simply unable to not publicly expose themselves, sure.

[Anonymous No.3326059]

>>3326011

in front of sexual abuse victims no less. a real man.

[Anonymous No.3326085]

I have, twice in my life, taken the time to polish off poems for a girl I was either dating or courting. They were always handwritten and often were accented with small illustrations or designs. I poured my heart into them and never made copies (besides discarded drafts).

Both girls blushed and "showed them off" but I was never lead to believe they had any lasting effect. Especially with the girl I did not wind up dating for the obvious reason.

In short, love letters can be a fun indulgence for the writer but they are superfluous. One could compare it to origami, viewed as a cute but silly art; to be instagrammed, reblogged and forgotten.

[Anonymous No.3326102]

>>3326011
Well he probably wouldn't get honked at for flashing his breasts, would he?

>>3326059
Any witness who wasn't a sexual abuse victim already became one that day.

[Anonymous No.3326116]

>>3326102
Breasts are not an inherently sexual organ (both sexes have breast tissue, after all) and women are allowed to breastfeed in public or go topless in many places. That's a moot point anyways because your post implied that the lewd exposure was the inherently masculine act, not specifying the body parts involved.

[Anonymous No.3326120]

Might be cool if you've been talking to said girl for a week or two and are attractive as faurk.

[Anonymous No.3326123]

>>3326116
>your post implied that the lewd exposure was the inherently masculine act, not specifying the body parts involved.

[Smells No.3326150]

>>3325235

The first love letter I wrote to my ex that I'm still in love with began "Let this be the first in a never-ending series of much-maligned love letters, and let them line your garbage bins like silk trash bags."

She said the letter was beautiful and devastating. :|

[Anonymous No.3326162]

>>3326150

I just cringed myself to death.

[Anonymous No.3326169]

After observing them from afar, I'm not sure that women are even self-aware.
Would you write prose for a dog or a pigeon?
No?
Literature is wasted on the female.

[Anonymous No.3326173]

>>3326169

>DEATH BEFORE COITUS!
>THEY WILL NEVER TAKE MY VIRGINITY!

[Smells No.3326178]

>>3326162

That bad, eh? Oh well.

[Anonymous No.3326179]

>>3326169
>observing them from afar

I do this too. It leads to misogyny. You have to get in close if you want to get an accurate idea of what they're really like.

[Anonymous No.3326193]

bitches aint shit

[Anonymous No.3326197]

>>3326193

Hemingway got his heart broke, too.

[Anonymous No.3326203]

No woman appreciates male sincerity

[Anonymous No.3326209]

>>3326203

nothing gets a girl wet like a faggot feeling sorry for himself good work broooooo

[Anonymous No.3326215]

Few of the younger generation can even read. In the not too distant future, prospective mates will communicate solely through nude pictures of themselves.

[Anonymous No.3326217]

>>3326209
Nothing gets a girl wet like a bucket of water.

[Anonymous No.3326262]

>>3326217

POSTING ONLINE BOARDS OF LITERATURE AND NOT DISGUST FILTH SWINE 'B'

KILLING YOURSELF. LICKING MY PUMP FAST.

[Anonymous No.3326266]

>>3326262
This is getting old fast.

[Anonymous No.3326336]

>>3324812
This!!

[Anonymous No.3326342]

>>3324807
Honestly op if you enjoy writing spend the time to look for a girl who also enjoys that and there you go you can write to each other all the time

[Anonymous No.3326346]

>>3325829
Wat? Elaborate plz

[Anonymous No.3326349]

>>3326217
You misspelled 'fire hose',

[Anonymous No.3326652]

>>3324901
lel

[Anonymous No.3326854]

Depends of the kind of girl she is. For example, a girl from my class received one and she laughed about it, but i'd love to receive one. So,

[Anonymous No.3326876]

>>3326854
It will probably be very shitty.

[Anonymous No.3326889]

What matters is how important it is for you to express yourself through lover letters, not how it will be received. If it is very important to you but gross to her, then I doubt you are otherwise compatible.

[Anonymous No.3326903]

My really hot english professor said that a guys should give girls hand written love letters still.

[Anonymous No.3326917]

>>3326903
>english professor
Usually escapists living in the past. Not a good source of advice.

[Anonymous No.3326928]

some update:

After waking up, feeling like shit and still half-drunk, I look at my inbox.

Still no reply.

[Anonymous No.3326936]

Love letters are for people in long relationships.

[Anonymous No.3326937]

>>3324886
>I descarted her twice
Bravo, sir.

[Anonymous No.3327712]

>>3326928
Feelsbadman? To get a girl interested, treat them like a very complicated hole. It's what they seem to like.

[Anonymous No.3327960]

>>3325544
I wonder how much time elapsed between the development of that technology and when people realized "Hey, I could send pictures of my dick to people."

[Anonymous No.3327987]

>>3324996
10/10

[Anonymous No.3327989]

>>3327960
Probably before it even was out of prototype stage.

[Anonymous No.3328035]

>>3324996
9/10, thank you

[YeahOPtrip No.3328043]

Dear Unknown,

What seemed initially to be only a whim of my good mood now appears worthy of a more serious correspondence. So let me, if you like, annoy you some more.

I do not know if you remember, but that there may be a few months, I have sent you a letter making modest tribute to the splendor and charm of your fascinating person. Although written quickly under the emotion of the moment, with the sole reference your glance, it was still the result of a sincere reflection on the disorder caused by the exquisite view of your lovely face. Simply believing in the magic of the moment, such as when we offer a flower to a beautiful stranger in a sheer momentum of poetry, without pausing and waiting for anything, I threw in the compliment without suspecting that is was going to captivate me to this point and continue to this day.

[StillOPtripping No.3328098]

>>3328043
I hide nothing from you stating that we do not know each other, I know nothing about you except your sweet face: it is the same for you, if for snippets of my prose in the form of my first post. So it is with dismay that, over the months, I found myself growing a warm and genuine affection for your person. Appalled by the authenticity of the feeling, I can not believe it: beyond the mere desire, I am burning for a stranger. I know nothing of the sweetness of your lips, or the warmth of your breath, I'm ignorant of the scent of your body, as I never had the chance to slip my hands in your soft hair, I never lost consciousness of the time passing in a passionate embrace with you ... and yet I want you body and soul. Closed eyes or not, the vision of your face comes to me at every moment, day and night. Staring at the empty, lost in my thoughts, a sweet feeling came over me, all bathed in a luminous bliss: dreamlike visions germinate in my mind : I wander into a gallery, then you appear, beautiful as always. In the Concert, you, so pretty in your dress, and me, rushing to to the ground for your fallen glasses to give them to you, diving into thoses eyes I never get tired of watching, smiling in the dim sunset. Claiming the sweat to the warm summer, my heart is pounding while we visit your home. We chat about trivial things, but our bodies declaim a speech that is nothing but trivial. Ignited by your sensual presence, I have the overwhelming desire to pay tribute to the wonderful woman you are. It remains, however, that this burning exhausts me and causes me the most bitter torments, for that being mostly a dream.

[StillOPaboutit No.3328137]

>>3328098
Following thoses wonderful dreams, then your absence hits me hard. Exposed, vulnerable and lost, I despair of you not crossing my path, to miss this important appointment in space and time, crushed by this cruel unreality we believe unchangeable, when in fact it is to us to make the canvas of our lives. What could be more dramatic than two destinies that not recognize themselves, meeting on the road of life without going hand in hand, only to continue the journey without walking side by side? Ending the hope to hold you in my arms is for me the cause of a terrible sadness, and yet for one another, we are strangers.

This is why I ask you, dear Unknown, by the sincerity of my feelings, to give me the opportunity to properly seduce you. Give us a chance, become my muse, let create together a reality to the extent of our wildest dreams. This will surely seems naive, if not pretentious, but that is what I wish with all my heart. I just wanted to send you the just expressing my feelings. It is now up to you to answer me. Whether that moment is or was, yesterday, tomorrow, in two months or two years ago, please know that it is never too late for happiness.

[Yup still OP No.3328158]

>>3328043
>>3328098
>>3328137
Yup, so it was that letter that made me start that thread.

In fact I know that girl for 2 years now; we have some mutual friends, I dated her on numerous times (bars, dinners, dancing, concerts, festivals, that kind of stuff)
We were flirting a lot but she had a bf at the times.
She's into me but find me kinda weird (duh)
And she he didn't know I could write more than a grocery list.

[Anonymous No.3328214]

It's only cute if we're in a relationship AND is written well. Otherwise, it's ether unsettling or embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.3328253]

Love is dead.

[Anonymous No.3328260]

>>3328214
You can also write one that is deliberately comically bad but winkingly sentimental and sincere in its intent. Still this only works when you've been with the person for a while.

[Anonymous No.3328264]

>>3324888

[Anonymous No.3328279]

>>3328158
If she rejects you I'll date you OP.

[Anonymous No.3328290]

10% will think it's the cutest thing they've ever seen, 90% will think it's being a massive stalker sadly. Not worth your time, say it to their face because if they like a letter they'll like a face to face.

[Anonymous No.3328496]

If you know her and she is a huge lit/Romantic girl, she would probably love the letter.
If she is a club hopping bimbo, then just forget about it.
That doesn't mean she will automatically fall for you.

I found that a comically expressed love letter works, with someone you had/have a precious history.

I send one to a girl that had feelings for me, but because of reasons we could never be together. It made her cry and I got a "Releationship day" so to speak, she was moving away, we did everything then we said goodbye.

It wAS PRETTY COOL.

[Anonymous No.3328560]

>>3324859
it rhymes so it must be true

[Anonymous No.3328602]

prediction from my personal experience:
she will complain, that is all. and say there's nothing special about her, (and rather fuck the alpha male)