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Will reading Jonathan Safran Foer in public get me laid?

>> No.3313646

no

>> No.3313651

no, but reading nietzsche will

>> No.3313656

>>3313646
>>3313651
Why not? Isn't it hipster/pomo enough?

>> No.3313665

me

>> No.3313674

>>3313656
Noone knows who that is.

>> No.3313677

>>3313656

it's very sweater vest-y

like i suppose you could make it work in theory but really it'd be more an impediment to overcome than an advantage

>> No.3313700

>>3313665
>Siggy "Pussydestroyer" Freud
I laughed.

>>3313677
My idea of vapid hipster women is not reality, then. I will do more research, but for now Nietzsche and Freud it is.

>> No.3313704

>>3313700

bonus tip: using the word "vapid" doesn't help

>> No.3313713

>>3313704
Give me a list of suitable vocabulary for hipster girls/women/things then, please.

>> No.3313749

>>3313713

Cunts
Bitches
Whores
Fags
Men
Cunts.

>> No.3313790

>>3313749
Do you think I would still be okay calling them cunts despite not being Australian, English, and so on?

>> No.3313795

>>3313790

Yeah, man. Chicks eat that shit up.

>> No.3313798

>>3313713

whatever doesn't make you sound like a sentient fedora

>> No.3313806

>>3313798

I just shat myself

>> No.3313820

>>3313798
>fedora
But I wear a Borsalino!

Are you one of {Cunts, Bitches, Whores, Fags, Men, Cunts} by chance? I read Freud.

>> No.3314103

>>3313639
not by me, it won't.

>> No.3314117

>>3313639
I'd fuck a girl for reading Highlights

>whoa that sounded a bit pedophiliaey

>> No.3314708

>reading in public
>getting laid
Might as well be playing gameboy.