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3310542 No.3310542 [Reply] [Original]

Where can I get my Kindle book reviewed? I will pay.

>> No.3310545

I'm here. Got a paypal?

>> No.3310547

>>3310545
How much?

>> No.3310548

>>3310547

$200

I'm a professional critic.

>> No.3310552

>>3310548
100.00 $

>> No.3310557

>>3310552

I'm not going to spend hours reading and discussing your book for pocket change.

>> No.3310568

I'll do one review for 5$ USD.

>> No.3310576

>>3310542
I'll review your book if you send me a copy of the hardcover edition.

>> No.3310579

pic related??

>> No.3310585

>>3310542

I call trap.

Nudes please.

>> No.3310599

>>3310579

OP here. Pic related.

>>3310585

Not a trap, idiot.

>> No.3310603

>>3310599
I'll read and review your book for free for boobs.

>> No.3310606

>>3310599

Prove it.

>> No.3310607

>>3310603
Would you like them shipped by FedEx or UPS?
Also, must a woman be attached?

>> No.3310610
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3310610

>>3310599

>not a trap

>> No.3310614

>>3310607

You know what to do.

Don't forget the timestamp, sugar.

>> No.3310620

>>3310607
UPS preferred, i've never had good luck with FedEx.

Attached to a woman preferred. I don't think it's legal to send detached boobs.

>> No.3310618

>>3310614
Now you want sugar too?
You're hard to please. Brown or white?

>> No.3310623

>>3310618

You've betrayed your lack of talent with your non-jokes, cowgirl.

Thread hidden.

>> No.3310625

>>3310623
>actually believing pic is related

how fucking new are you people

>> No.3310629

>>3310623
>Hiding a thread because you don't like one poster
Good god you're an imbecile.

>> No.3310631

>>3310625

Just post nudes, cunt.

>> No.3310632

>>3310629

Yes. This thread is clearly going places. You sure showed him.

>> No.3310634

>>3310632
bump

>> No.3310636
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3310636

>>3310632
He didn't say he hid it because it wasn't going places, he said he hid it because he didn't like the joke someone told.

>> No.3310638

>>3310636

maybe he was in for tits?

>> No.3310640

>>3310631
read the filename you silly babby

>> No.3310641

So does anyone actually need their shit reviewed?

el_doctor@lavabit.com

>> No.3310643

>>3310640

Stop changing the subject.

Spread your legs and photograph the filth between your thighs.

>> No.3310656

>>3310643
That pic is at least three years old, dumbfuck.

>> No.3310682

>>3310656

When did I imply that you and the person in the OP were the same?

Quit stalling, spunkmaw.

>> No.3310703

>>3310542

Well then are you going to provide access to your work for our critique or are you just going to type words into a box to appease your need to insert yourself into a vagina?

Is there anything else to say here?
Oh yeah, I'll review your book if you send me a single, completely intact, laminated but not dried mint leaf. Just throw it on the roof, kindly.

>> No.3312475

you look familiar

>> No.3312489

Just post a paragraph from your book on pastebin or something so people can see if it actually would be worth checking out / spending hours to proofread it.